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Tuvalu
Tuvalu, also known as Tuval Island, Tung Tung Tung Sahur, or Nanumanaga, is a obscure, little known country located in Oceania, a region of tiny island countries near New Zealand and Hawaii where a bunch of obsessed jartycucks live. It is very tiny and is also the poorest country in the entire world. Elon Musk has more money than the country of Tuvalu. Tuvalu is most known for a specific strand of water called the Tutaiana Water, which accounts for nearly 10% of their economy. It is specifically in the Polynesian subregion of Oceania, which also consists of Tahiti and Tokelau and like 55 other SNCA French colonies.
History
[edit | edit source]Similar to other oceanic locations like Nauru or Tonga, Tuvalu wasnât settled until around 300 BC. The people that settled it were a 3 way mixture of Niggers from Madagascar, Chinks, and Russians. During pre-European-contact times there was frequent canoe voyaging between the islands, as Polynesian navigation skills are recognised to have allowed deliberate journeys on double-hulled sailing canoes or outrigger canoes. Eight of the nine islands of Tuvalu were inhabited; thus the name, Tuvalu, means "eight standing together" in Tuvaluan (compare to *walo meaning "eight" in Proto-Austronesian). The other island is now the modern day French colony of Tokelau. And yes, this tiny SNCA country has itâs own language, that being Tuvaluan, which sounds like a mexican taking a shit in a diaper while eating soup at the same time.
Tuvalu did absolutely nothing except fight over resources until the French came in 1888 AD. Tuvalu was colonized in 1899 AD, the same year Washington became a state. Tuvalu became a country in 1978. It has done absolutely nothing since except export water, and is the 2nd least visited country in the world, behind San Marino.
