India

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India is darker than coal...

India is basically SNCApedia if it was a country, billions of pages (people) but zero quality. And of course, a shit ton of feces (aka the articles on here).

Citizens of India are known as Jeets, much like how Editors of SNCApedia are known as SNCApedophiles^{[what in the actual fuck?]}

Aryans

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Aryans originate from here. Most of them moved out of India and into Bhutan, and then later Europe and Germany. That means you are technically Indian(The true ARYAN indian doebeit) lol.

What Jeets call themselves in every language

• Hindi- Bharatis (they call India Bharat in Hindi okay)
• Urdu- Bharte
• Sikkimese- Shamez Handostani
• Hindustani- Bharmed
• Dzongkha- Rgya gar
• Baluchi- Baul
• Tamil- Naduen
• Portuguese- India
• British- India
• Kannada- Bharata
• American- Pajeets

Most of them call their country Bharat, or a variation of that.

Why there are stinky swarthindians in your schools

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Indians are really good at counting, and have historically been marketed as a replacement to the battery-consuming electronic calculator. Though the sale of Indians has slowed, high schools and universities are still using Indians to boost their cumulative SAT scores and receive greater financial endowment from the federal government. Indians are far more fertile than the normal human, with one Indian sperm cell being proven to impregnate up to 5 women. Indians are also a subservient subspecies, which is why so many of them work bitch jobs like IT support and why it's so rare for someone like Gandhi to come along and make them stand up for themselves

Population

A Xitter user pointed out that you have a

25% chance of being born Indian^{[oh no Bhutancacas what is this?]}

The languages of India

India, a country filled to the brim with poop and Sikh/Hindus, is also filled to the brim with bad languages.

• Hindi- Mostly spoken in the south. Sounds like a Brappy version of Dzongkha
• Urdu- Mix of Hindi but Muslim. Began in the 1400s or something
• Kannata- Spoken exclusively in Assam.
• Sanskrit- Niggerbable language spoken by the first aryans during the Frioggian age.
• Sentinalese- Niggerbable language spoken by a tribe on an island not too far away from India. Very little is known about it due to the tribe being dumb
• Sikkimese- Language spoken by Indians on the Bangladeshi border. Despite being only spoken in India, it is too related to some Nepalese dialects that it is considered a “Nepali” language.

Religions of India

India has 3 main religions, Buddhism, Islam, and Hinduism. Hinduism is a satanism cult that unironically worships elephants and mice^{[and a few other animals, they also worship a blood harvester]}. Most notably they are known for worshipping cow excrement^{not joking}. Buddhists are slightly better as all they do is shit and pee and walk and don’t intestate foreign countries because of weird code but are still weird satanists. Islam is Islam, a satanic cult, and was introduced to India in the 900’s by Pakistanis.

Notable Indian regions

• Assam- Literal Niggerhell. Nobody lives here except poor Kannata and Hindi Jeets
• Andhra Pradesh- Light snacks and samosas
• Bengal- The most niggerhell region in the subcontinent.
  • Bangladesh- Technically a foreign country but very small, very dense too. Just India 2.0 with its own type of feces called poop 2.
  • West Bengal- Its capital, Kolkata, is where that one dirty samosa vendor lives.
• Chattisgarh- Area home to some tigers and shit like that
• Deccan- Hilly grassy region
• Goa- Gay faggot region
• Punjab- Where all the poop and shit and piss and scams are.
• Uttar Pradesh- More poop and shit but has a few high mountains and bhutanese-tibetan-china-tonga-nepalmutts living there so not 100% poop only 75% poop.
• Pakistan- More Niggerhell. Islamic so you can beat up your wife, and everybody has sex with eachother so it is more dense then India
• Maharashtra- Its capital, Mumbai, is where all the beach-shitting videos come from.

See also

• Codex Pajeet, a film on jeets
• Kushan Empire, a empire that briefly owned the jeets
• Pajeets themselves
• Bhutan, home of Jeets that mixed with Tibetans
• Nepal, home of Nepalese
• Maldives, home of island Jeets
• Sri Lanka, home of Lankeze Jeets
• Myanmar, a country in a perpetual UNW
• UAE, a country with jeet slaves and shit
• Seychelles, a county that is a 3 way mix of Jeets, Anglos, and Francomutts.