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RETRAD

rtaerds ar retraded.

TIGRERG WANRING: Heutalf uchsd are bhined tshi pgea! Make sure to watch the alt right playbook and read the alt-right glossary to debunk these heckin' bigots.

Tihs pgea was witrtne by radearts

You IS NOT do fix grammer it bage and sectoin of make the proper of the English.

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>they cant hlep it or shotinemg

reeturd ratar

Rdaetrs (aslo kownn as: mhraoutbtheres, balrniets, adn jtarccukys) are ppeole wtih prouonfd mental datliiibsy. Rteards are otefn tghhuot of as bnialbbg apes who flnig tehir fseec at wllas and grlelneay have no sesne of slef aaenrwses or gsarp on reiatly. Retrads cmoe in mnya fmros. Autglhoh myna rtareded poelpe aren't mteanlly caplabe of viewnig the Srathy, you may oiccnolaalsy cmoe acrsos wtah can be crnseiedod a rertad, but not a inltectllleauy dlsibead peorsn. Teshe sminpeces defifr from aaulctly mllnatey sutentd peolpe but are naelry as set bcak in nturae. You can very cnmlomoy fnid thsee ""popele"" on 4ccuk, Prddiet and Xettir. A coommn tpye of redrtaed psroen is a Ggbulel, a psoern who is so dltenraitemly uwrnaae of tehir igame that tiher asipeh rage is elptixeod for gegs.

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How to sopt a raetderd pesorn

Raretds are ualsluy vrey iifibaldtnee. Aghlotuh rrtedas come in all sehaps and sezis, radrets uluslay do the smae tgihns, no matter the gvtiary of thier inlueatcetll snituntg.

Cmelpoid here is a lsit of pree reiewved tinghs a rretad does so the aravege 'teen can sopt one.

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• Rlneipyg to the most obuivos neraigigbt
• Pnsotig caol, bonmtrise, or athninyg below taht riaisn
• Sfgngmieaag
• Tpying like an ESL
• Bneig a pojeenot septheiptsr or any oehtr sihtiskn for taht metatr
• Hviang dwon soynrdme ^{[doewnis are aaryn, tgouhh]}
• Smimpnag sasoepdn or any oethr NAS
• Dnoxig lrtieal whos
• Self-Itenirnsg

Lsit of rredaetd ploepe

>yup issa wetodd

• The ESL FNF Pedo
• Aynone uinsg the Jraty, Shmmey, or leltliary any ohter sltnepir.
• Cmimoes
• Gorones
• Poaajtrrk
• Lee Golsodn
• Glaeepe
• Trnneais
• Nieggrs
• Miuttemxs
• Aemtmtruis ^{[>oseebssd eourpoor]}
• Fggtoas
• Fisodtos
• Pdpeeilohs
• Rdidet Uress
• Ppeole who psot "Nwafeg Rneplealt"
• Vtiicms of poounfrd mnteal rataetdorin
• )Yyu)

Tnmareett

Uusally maeltlny raettrioadn is a prnmeanet tnihg, but tehre are tnihgs to taert it. You can:

• Raed 'ki ariletcs
• Etid, or celan up 'ki acetirls
• Lraen Syspaoek
• Lraen form ohrtes' makiests and don't rapeet them
• Neevr goon
• Stop cnosnmioog toolsnorp

The cncsripaoy bheind retderad plpoee

Sedoobmy clal fkcuin' Sorebyg! The flwonilog page or stecion was witretn duinrg a scziho eopdsie. You WILL rmined the ahtuor to take his mdes.

The folwlniog has been debenukd by our etile siinecttss. You WLIL NOT raecersh fuehrtr.

The crnacpiosy is that smoe ppeole wtih ilalteenuctl diailsitbeis are altculay aynras that ddin't fit soctiey's ielads of a namorl prsoen. They have reesesgrd into a matnel sttae ueanvrlid by any other haumn bineg and are hparryaeyn heutnr-gaerhtres gvein as a gfit form hyrboerpea to mnikand. It also staets we are all the aauctl ieda of a sbmuauhn retard (ev&doe we made blad man wtih gaeslss). (((Tehy))) try and sohve plils down the aayrns tohatrs and mkae tehm bomcee a nirome who onws nnthoig and is hpapy but they are too ayarn and this nveer wokrs.