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The flag of Kazakhstan looks identical to the flags of Russia and Kyrgyzstan

Kazakhstan, also known as Kuzjakstan, KazACKstan, or Boratstan, is a large country in Central Asia (aka the most DNB region of Asia). It’s bordered by Russia, China, Mongolia, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, and Kyrgyzstan. It is the 9th largest country, but also the 2nd most sparse country, and has literally nothing of note except for using the Tenge monetary unit instead of the dollar/euro. The government is also a Semi-unitary republic of democracy. It’s literally just Mongolia but with Russians instead of Heavy discount chinks. It is best known for a character from the movie Borat, named Borat Sagdiyev. Great success!

History of Kazakhstan

The history of Kazakhstan is mostly SNCA but it used to be a place where many Indo-Muramic tribes like Scythians and Tocharians who later gtfo'd by an Asiatic/Yeniseian horde of Huns with their leader Attila who were of Mongolian origin and owned a huge territory from Rhine to Volga rivers. In 744 the Turkish came and liberated them, causing the Huns to disperse into Russia and mix with the locals, causing the death of the Hunnic race and the great downfall of the Yeniseians. After Mongol invasions, another waves of interal and external conflicts between Turkic and Mongol tribes Russia began to colonize Kazakhstan, which led to the deportations of many ethnicities like Ukrainians, Koreans, Chechens, Germans, Poles and other SNCA people, which is why this country is so multicultural and diverse. Kazakhstan also had a nuclear testing site in Semipalatinsk where more than 400 tests were conducted. From the Baikonur Cosmodrone located there the first human was launched into space. In short, Kazakhstan was a huge testing ground for Russia. In 1991 Kazakhstan gained independence and nothing ever happened since then except for them draining all of their water in order to make Potassium for the USA.

Facts

• The Russian ‘p poster lives in Western Kazakhstan, alert the Kazakh law enforcement NOW as Child Pornography is illegal in Kazakhstan
• Kazakhstan is the biggest exporter of uranium and potassium
• Kazakhstan is the 2nd most sparse country in the world
• Kazakhstan is the largest landlocked country in the world. It used to not be landlocked, but in order to make potassium and cotton they drained their only sea, the aral sea.