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Coalfarmer
| This topic relates to /pol/ - Politically Incorrect |

Coalfarmer or Gemkritical is a soysphere faggot and former namefag of the sharty's /pol/ board. Ever since he got banned from der sherdee (and before) he has been prolifically using and/or documenting every single soysphere site (the ones where he isn't banned)[evendoe its literally just two and he just evades on them] to exist. He has also owned the SoyBlog, mountain niggas clan, American conservative archives, and is currently working on a large webmap of every soysphere, chanosphere, and gigacube site. Despite this, coalfarmer is mostly known for being accidentally annoying through his posting habits and behavior often because of this alienating most people from any project he works on.
Wikidaemon
[edit | edit source]Coalfarmer has been active on atleast 30 wikis within the internet, notable ones are the Soyjak Wiki which he was at once a very prolific editor on, SNCApedia, of which he was the top editor on for months, Gigawiki which he designed the logo and some of the main page for, the Sidson wiki which he designed the entire main page for, The Archive Team Wiki where he is trying to get all Soysphere sites added too, the Soywiki which he owned and then sold, this website and a few others like conservapedia, wikipedia, leftypedia, encyclopedia dramatica, etc which he has secret accounts on.
Shemmy incident
[edit | edit source]On the 15th of June of 2026, a thread on the Shemmy's /soy/ board was made by coalfarmer asking what thread on their porn board had the best goons as a joke though, this got quickly derailed into calling out coalfarmer for posting gay porn on /korea/ (their porn board) and later deleting it, which then caused Swinny modGODs to leak /j/ posts revealing how much of a faggot Coalfarmer is honestly i can't even word this out just read the whole thread it's really funny[1].
He also said that he's going to break up with his girlfriend because he doesn't talk to her much anymore.
This also caused him to get permabanned from the Swinny after getting banned and unbanned by carl a few times.
Since you can't see the full images on the archive here's the 4 images in the thread (censored)
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The femgoy porn xe posted (now deleted)
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Xim being a faggot
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This one is the funniest XES AN ACTUAL FAGGOT GEEEEEEG
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Swinny
Shemmypooner/liam would also ERP with him in the /korea/ board for a bit until it was revealed she was 23 years old which is half a decade older than coalfarmer weirding him out. She was called immature for her age and made fun of and now posts in a much less troonsloppy way making her harder to identify.[2]
There was also a theory that shemmy pooner was smartschoolboy9 and was trying to groom coalfarmer and other users of the shemmy. She said this was untrue. This also made her cry.
Booru activities
[edit | edit source]Coalfarmer has been banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned, banned, unbanned, and on-and-so-forward-repeat etc on SoyBooru for various reasons usually stemming from his hate for the administration. Usually he will go on the IRC and leak repeatedly spamming the IRC with copypastas or information regarding whatever admin banned him being a pedophile.
Within the latest rant he would talk about the baitcord which has been forcing Jassy OC and how Quote has been allowing it and even blaming it on Mustard. After this he would just start spamming a copypasta which had vague references to quote spamming child porn on the Swinny. (The users who were uploading Jassy porn to the booru and organizing a soycord with finocide STILL haven't been banned btw).
He would also reveal finocide's attempts to shill the jassy, upload loli, and ai filtered[3] REAL still photos of child porn to jarty.party during dnb hours.
Chinny drama
[edit | edit source]Coalfarmer has been accusated of being a chinnycuck many times, probably just to find a good reason to hate him.
He originally had plans to move to the Chinny after getting banned from the Sharty since a few Soycraft few users told him that it was "basically just /pol/ but an entire site". After finding out that the site was banned everywhere and seeing someone make a peter skully joke he would get scared off.
He tried to buy the Chinny from Kikemin to make it a Swinny colony saying he would ban all the pedophiles and underage users after getting permission from Swinny jannies and this caused Kikemin to falseflag as him on a stickied thread on the Chinny's /chud/ board for around 3 days.
This falseflag led to the SoyBlog-Cockvore war as coswork thought it was real and was infuriated at the fact that Coalfarmer owned the Chinny. He then spammed child porn, child gore, loli, and other things on the SoyBlog getting it taken down briefly.
Kikemin would later email Coalfarmer saying that a random British IP tried to do the same thing to the Chinny on the same day, this was most likely Bobson.
He was also falseflagged by Menstrualcykill (a popular 'ru namefag who was revealed to be a lolifaggot later on by Trevor) on the Chinny repeatedly. Menstrualcykill used to like Coalfarmer and it's unknown why he would randomly decide to do this just to keep Coalfarmer banned.
On a more suspicious note, you can also see him using a mykola emoji in his signature on the soywiki before quitting[4] (He has yet to explain this)[i didn't know he was like chinny thing at the time ok? sorry 😿😿😿]
Keep in mind most of this isn't snoped and was written by Coalfarmer himself, so take it with a grain of salt.[if I wanted to lie I wouldn't have even wrote this]
Blog Threads
[edit | edit source]He has had around 10 blog threads some archived some not.
Referances
[edit | edit source]- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-1744-57/https://soygem.party:443/soy/res/14373.html
- ↑ http://archive.today/fJtBd
- ↑ Note: The still photos were given an ai filter to make them not be flagged as child porn. All of these would be rejected and finocide would get banned for uploading other """bait""".
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0628-2243-37/https://wiki.jarty.blog:443/index.php?title=Main_Page