NuSoyish

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NuSoyish
soyacst branch of PVS
Pronunciation	I don’t speak upside-down e’s and dotted u’s (it was written to be completely unpronounceable GEG).
Ethnicity	The Sharty
Influences	English 'speak Feralspeak Hungarian German Dutch Icelandic Romance languages
Numeral System	Base-10

NuSoyish ('oyish) is a dead and unfinished conlang from the Sharty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It was influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make ‘speak more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already was. However, it was essentially niggerbabble, with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. That changed on November 28, 2025, when threads on the 'arty were made to improve it. It also had a sister language called Feralspeak,which is also a dead language just like this one.

Grammatical rules

Put a tense marker before a verb to set the tense.

• buf- ➡ past tense
• nuw- ➡ present tense
• fujt- ➡ future tense
• ha- ➡ command/imperative form
• dü- ➡ changes verb into perfect tense
• mä- ➡ progressive tense
• vud ➡ changes verb into conditional tense

Diminuitive: Add (-itte) onto the end of a noun to make it little.

Augmentative: Add (-igge) onto the end of a noun to make it big.

To put verbs into a negative context, simply add (un) onto the word. For example:

• can't ➡ unmahül

Pronouns and other stuff

• I ➡ et (Add -er to make possessives.)
• me ➡ mi
• he ➡ xhe
• what ➡ marge/vot
• is ➡ juti
• other ➡ odu
• She ➡ xhe
• how ➡ talet
• are ➡ atel
• it ➡ xhit
• where ➡ vere
• he ➡ xe
• you ➡ du
• why ➡ duastit
• you (plural) ➡ dus
• they ➡ zhey
• Articles:
• A ➡ uh
• an ➡ uhn
• the ➡ de

Temporary Placeholder (Unorganized)

Etele ektruevaeren naekts wo tigge-1. Xhit mi pjenaektsnaer-2, al ete schlaefiggejema-3 maehar vud ekstehen-4, doe umulmaehar-5 deltgemy noi jart.

Sehenebl-6 xhit maeschlaef alzo-7.

Xhit kruem duebufgleitet-8 ondar dem bettdecke juete nues, al ete moi maehul erinnern-9 uhwo dinge-10.

Ete bufessen-11 soysoesse-12 data truevaeren, naekst bufjost arbeitjema-13, al suem moment-14 inyer uhwo kaffee-15 bi vaerenstuecken-16 uhnd den zug-17 surx ete bufverlussen-18 mi zeitgleise-19.

1 tiger + igge (because its big)

2 naekst + naer = next to, beside (with emphasis on nearness)

3 from germ. schlaefen, to sleep

schlaef-igge-jema = too sleepy, too lazy, too predisposed to sleep

4 from germ. stehen, to stand

ekstehen = to stand up, to begin standing up.

5 umul + maehar = maybe

6 from germ. sehen, to see

7 from germ, too, also, as well

8 from germ. gleiten, to slide

9 from germ, to remember

10 from germ. thing

11 to eat.

12 soy-sauce

13 towards work, arbeit + jema

14 time

15 coffee

16 lunch, vaeren + (frueh - stuecken) -> vaerenstueken

17 the train

18 to lose, to lack

19 gleise, tracks, rails

Tenses

• Simple Present ➡ Et kosi a de jopa. (I go to the shop.)

• Present Progressive ➡ Et mäkosi a de jopa. (I am going to the shop.)
• Simple Past ➡ Et bufkosi a de jopa. (I went to the shop.)
• Past Progressive ➡ Et mäbufkosi a de jopa. (I was going to the shop.)
• Present Perfect ➡ Et dükosi a de jopa. (I have just gone to the shop.)
• Present Perfect Progressive ➡ Et mädükosi a de jopas. (I have been going to the shops.)
• Past Perfect ➡ Et dübufkosi a de jopa (I had gone to the shop.)
• Past Perfect Progressive ➡ Et mädübufkosi a de jopa. (I had been going to the shop.)
• Future ➡ Et fujtkosi a de jopa. (I will go to the shop.)
• Future Progressive ➡ Et mäfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will be going to the shop.)
• Future Perfect ➡ Et düfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will have gone to the shop.)
• Conditional Simple ➡ Et vud kosi a de jopa. (I would go to the shop.)
• Conditional Progressive ➡ Et vud mäkosi a de jopa. (I would be going to the shop.)
• Conditional Perfect ➡ Et vud dükosi a de jopa. (I would have gone shopping.)
• Conditional Perfect Progressive ➡ Et vud mädükosi a de jopa. (I would have been going to the shop.)

Suffixes & Prefixes

Suffixes

Noun-forming

• -äde ➡ innumerable group (tree » forest)
• -ädzo ➡ physical manifestation (build » building)
• -jan ➡ member (america » american)
• -kak ➡ member, pejorative (jarty » jartycuck)
• -pers ➡ person characterized by the root (black » negro)
• -nin ➡ repeated action or process (blood » bleeding)
• -ja ➡ place (learning » school)
• -voz ➡ vehicle (bird » airplane)
• -loj ➡ instrument (play » toy)
• -piko ➡ fraction (four » quarter)
• -rew ➡ smallest part (chain » link)
• -dö- ➡ marks the most important, principal, or dominant version of something. (döviltem » primary finger » thumb)
• -zat ➡ container (bolt » nut)
• -ut ➡ a kind of stone (dirt » limestone)
• -ären ➡ a time characterized by something (thirty » month)
• -ter ➡ a family member (fellow » sibling)

Adjective-forming

• -jema ➡ propensity towards and action (play » playful)
• -etse ➡ abstract quality (hot » heat/hotness)
• -ebl ➡ possible (believe » believable)
• -swar ➡ worthy (trust » trustworthy)

Verb-forming

• -igi ➡ to cause (death » kill)
• -fai ➡ to become (red » blush)

Prefixes

Noun-forming

• gre- ➡ primitive, proto (father » grandfather)
• per- ➡ a professional (health » doctor)
• ko- ➡ fellow person (professional » colleague)

Adjective-forming

• ma- ➡ opposite (hot » cold)

Verb-forming

• dis- ➡ scattering (give » distribute)
• ek- ➡ begin (burn » catch fire)
• mis- ➡ poorly (understand » misunderstand)
• ere- ➡ again (come » return)
• pro- ➡ progressive, onward, along a path (walk » march) (year » a year passing)
• obo- ➡ around, all over (walk » wander)
• pere- ➡ to scrape the surface (touch » wipe)
• pje- ➡to go too far (to correct » overcorrect)
• vo- ➡ stabbing, entering (war » invade)

Conjuctions

• after ➡ püjik
• and ➡ uhnd
• although ➡ doe
• as ➡ verg
• as if ➡ ika verg
• as long as ➡ hila verg
• as soon as ➡ mert verg
• because ➡ cuz
• before ➡ büfen
• but ➡ al
• even if ➡ ika regu
• even though ➡ doe regu
• ever since ➡ atran üset
• every time ➡ sen üsten
• for ➡ ter
• however ➡ talevtü
• if ➡ ika
• only if ➡ ika juket
• or ➡ den
• or else ➡ smerta den
• otherwise ➡ oduscüm
• since ➡ astran
• so ➡ mos
• so that ➡ dat mos
• still ➡ gitüp
• than ➡ dana
• that ➡ data
• therefore ➡ itam-cadü
• though ➡ doe
• till ➡ ima
• unless ➡ sagip
• until ➡ imap
• whatever ➡ votüset
• whenever ➡ venüset
• wherever ➡ verüset
• whether ➡ veder
• whichever ➡ vichüset
• while ➡ viyl
• who ➡ bo
• whoever ➡ boüset
• whom ➡ borik
• whose ➡ boder
• why ➡ varüm
• yet ➡ jata

Common Verbs

• To do ➡ jart
• To make ➡ kary
• To go ➡ kosi
• To get ➡ lünd
• To give ➡ Ilünd
• To take ➡ sünd
• To have ➡ zaher
• To grope/to be Indian ➡ täpen
• To be ➡ mähar
• To work ➡ träb
• To know ➡ valtor
• To stay/remain ➡ mülren
• To destroy ➡ mardek
• To ruin ➡ särmol
• To burn ➡ lüterk
• To freeze ➡ külitek
• burning (verb, progressive) ➡ mälüterk
• freezing (verb, progressive) ➡ mākülitek

• can ➡ mahül
• shall ➡ sefke
• show/express ➡ ferntek
• praise/glorify ➡ los
• may ➡ umul
• must ➡ krum
• will ➡ vil
• create ➡ hünit
• become ➡ vilchen
• becomes ➡ värat
• vära ➡ will
• would ➡ vüra
• was ➡ var
• win/success ➡ gutfel
• pray/hope/wish ➡ prek

Other stuff

• who ➡ fagnit
• which ➡ Vich
• when ➡ Ven
• again ➡ core
• at ➡ tiv
• gone ➡ nir
• yes ➡ yej
• not ➡ noi
• your ➡ dur
• person ➡ pers
• place ➡ ia
• all ➡ hel
• always ➡ helären
• is this... ➡ jutisa
• construct/build/fabricate ➡ träbeštaff
• one who does something ➡ per- (someone who builds things ➡ perträbeštaff)
• over ➡ ülvor
• end ➡ dörmet

Ratings

• gem ➡ clat
• recarbonize ➡ lat
• coal ➡ carb
• iron➡ fe
• brimstone ➡ azuf
• gemerald ➡ gzmarag

Metals, Minerals, and Liquids

• gold ➡ ügam
• iron ➡ fe
• steel ➡ halgret
• zinc ➡ minos
• copper ➡ valet
• tin ➡ aman
• bronze ➡ amavlut
• sphalerite ➡ amanut
• hematite ➡ cremosut
• magnetite ➡ sigut
• limonite ➡ ferut
• tetrahedrite ➡ valut
• blood ➡ cremut
• The suffix (-ut) at the end of words acts in the same way as (-ite).

Adjectives

• good ➡ gemy
• bad ➡ col
• great ➡ giga
• many/much ➡ müs
• few/less ➡ füs
• straight ➡ stäust
• curved ➡ drävol
• bent ➡ zölvik
• burning (adjective) ➡ lüterkä
• divine ➡ deven
• appearance ➡ æperens

Determiners

• a ➡ uh (already translated)
• a few ➡ tuja uh
• all ➡ evü
• an ➡ uhn
• another ➡ uhnödu
• any ➡ uhnet
• anybody ➡ uhnetphono
• anyone ➡ wohnet
• anything ➡ uhnetdeng (deng is nutranslation for thing)
• anywhere ➡ uhnetver
• both ➡ duküm
• certain (also adjective) ➡ ümzak
• each ➡ reku
• either ➡ rükot
• enough ➡ nüfa
• every ➡ üsten (already translated but not in the 'ki by itself)
• everybody ➡ üstenphono
• everyone ➡ wosten
• everything ➡ üstendeng
• everywhere ➡ üstenver
• few ➡ füse
• fewer ➡ füstü
• fewest ➡ füstüst
• forever ➡ etern
• last (also adjective) ➡ jüte
• least ➡ jate
• less (also adverb and preposition) ➡ füs (already translated & in the 'ki)
• little (also adjective) ➡ ittel
• many ➡ müs (already in the 'ki)
• many a ➡ müs uh
• more (also adverb) ➡ mosü
• most (also adverb) ➡ mosüst
• much ➡ mütos
• neither ➡ sajukot
• next (also adjective) ➡ näkts (already in the 'ki)
• no (also interjection) ➡ na
• no one ➡ wona
• nobody ➡ naphono
• none ➡ nan
• nothing ➡ natün
• nowhere ➡ naver
• once ➡ wost
• one (also noun and pronoun) ➡ wo (already in the 'ki)
• say ➡ qüt
• said ➡ bufqüt
• several (also adjective) ➡ kürzad
• some ➡ süm (already in the 'ki)
• somebody ➡ sümphono
• something ➡ sümdeng
• somewhere ➡ sümver
• sufficient (also adjective) güf
• that ➡ data (already in the 'ki)
• the ➡ de (already in the 'ki)
• these ➡ des
• this ➡ disa
• those ➡ dosü
• three (also noun) ➡ jir (already in the 'ki)
• thrice ➡ jirst
• twice ➡ yert (might have to change yer to jer)
• two (also noun) ➡ jer (already in 'ki)
• us (also pronoun) ➡ nürem
• various ➡ Grüzik
• we (also pronoun) ➡ Ve
• what (also pronoun and adjective) ➡ vot (already in 'ki)
• whatever ➡ votüset (already in 'ki)
• which (also pronoun) ➡ vich (in 'ki)
• whichever ➡ vichüset (in 'ki)
• you (also pronoun) ➡ du (in 'ki)
• zero (also noun) ➡ nawu
• include ➡ endrik
• very ➡ moja
• sort of ➡ uka ters
• quite ➡ üblich
• usually ➡ scir
• sometimes ➡ sümüsten
• possibly ➡ delt
• somewhat ➡ sümovot
• some ➡ süm

Qualifiers

• Temporary placeholder until they're sorted here from the list above.
• include > endrik
• very > moja
• sort of > uka ters
• quite > üblich
• usually > scir
• sometimes > sümüsten
• possibly > delt
• somewhat > sümovot
• some > süm
• always > helären

Emotions

• Happy ➡ gläust
• Sad ➡ ströden
• Angry ➡ färgüsten
• Fear ➡ feistö
• Disgust ➡ bleimich
• Obsessed ➡ bufossen (buf + obsess)

Anatomy

Surface

• body ➡ phono
• back(body) ➡ surxphono
• chest ➡ praval
• side ➡ vädo
• rib ➡ sarnik
• neck ➡ näckon
• waist ➡ fremek

Head & Face

• head ➡ kravün
• face ➡ miran
• eye ➡ jexil
• ear ➡ vurten
• nose ➡ novik
• mouth ➡ klaro
• tongue ➡ längüt
• tooth ➡ krénat
• teeth (plural) ➡ krénats
• throat ➡ vürlan
• hair ➡ felüv
• eyebrow ➡ brüg
• cheek ➡ melva
• chin ➡ künet

Arms & Hands

• arm ➡ grata
• hand ➡ vokel
• finger ➡ viltem
• thumb ➡ döviltem
• wrist ➡ karun
• elbow ➡ brügna
• shoulder ➡ sholär

Legs & Feet

• leg ➡ lürmak
• knee ➡ pruzen
• foot ➡ dralin
• toes ➡ dralins
• ankle ➡ kastren
• thigh ➡ gläfen
• calf (back of lower leg) ➡ brinal

Organs

• brain ➡ zürmen
• heart ➡ lüvren
• lungs ➡ sorvels
• stomach ➡ mörven
• spine ➡ kravel
• bone ➡ dashet
• blood ➡ cremut
• skin ➡ kolren

Color

• White ➡ hälot
• Black ➡ nergr
• Brown ➡ jiit
• Purple ➡ blorp
• Red ➡ saz
• Yellow ➡ ebrüt
• Blue ➡ gemil
• Green ➡ mülgz
• Orange ➡ fröt
• Pink ➡ quöt

Temperature

• fire ➡ lütern
• warm/hot ➡ lütark
• cool/cold ➡ külit
• ice ➡ küliton

Time

Time of Day

• day ➡ woären
• morning ➡ trüvären
• noon ➡ dövären
• afternoon ➡ püjikdövären
• evening ➡ fralün
• night ➡ nüs
• week ➡ irmären
• month ➡ jireären
• year ➡ läusen

• today ➡ usären

• tomorrow ➡ nahären
• yesterday ➡ egären
• time ➡ ären
• middle time ➡ vären
• calendar ➡ drüzval

Time Measurements

• second(s) ➡ vürsen(s)
• minute(s) ➡ zolten(s)
• hour(s) ➡ vültren(s)

Days of The Week

• Monday ➡ nuwären
• Tuesday ➡ yerären
• Wednesday ➡ jirären
• Thursday ➡ midären
• Friday ➡ unelären
• Saturday ➡ judenären
• Sunday ➡ noinuwären

Months

• January ➡ Lütären
• February ➡ Külaren
• March ➡ Virmeren
• April ➡ Blüren
• May ➡ Fronten
• June ➡ Gemären
• July ➡ Sazären
• August ➡ Dremären
• September ➡ Müsteren
• October ➡ Ströneren
• November ➡ Nögmeren
• December ➡ Helären

Directions

right ➡ døkoš

left ➡ lærdon

down ➡ ilen

up ➡ øfrenach

north ➡ forjas

west ➡ øst

east ➡ äst

south ➡ süten

Shapes

• sphere ➡ góla
• triangle ➡ jirstaümus
• square ➡ qakstaümus
• polygon ➡ müsstaümus
• tetrahedron ➡ qakhünit
• cube ➡ drembohünit
• octahedron ➡ uhenhünit
• dodecahedron ➡ diryerhünit
• icosahedron ➡ yirehünit
• Shape/form ➡ hünit
• Line ➡ sträk

Numbers

• 1 ➡ wo
• 2 ➡ yer
• 3 ➡ jir
• 4 ➡ qakhan
• 5 ➡ uneli
• 6 ➡ drembo
• 7 ➡ irmil
• 8 ➡ uhe
• 9 ➡ olse
• 10 ➡ dire
• 20 ➡ yire
• 30 ➡ jire
• 40 ➡ qir
• 50 ➡ unir
• 60 ➡ thrir
• 70 ➡ imir
• 80 ➡ uhir
• 90 ➡ olsir
• 100 ➡ hecent
• 1000 ➡ masant
• 1,000,000 ➡ gigus
• 1,000,000,000 ➡ gaginst
• illion ➡ gug
• th ➡ sæg
• Number ➡ nübret

Example

How to say 3,141,592:

Three thousand one hundred forty one and five hundred and ninety two thousandths ➡ Jir masant wo hecent qir wo uhnd uneli masant olsir yer masantsæg

Vowels

a /a/, e /e/, i /i/, o /o/, u /u/

Umlaut Vowels:

ä /æ/, ö /ø/, ü /y/

Umlaut Rules:

Whenever a historical /i/ or /j/ would follow, the root vowel shifts:

• Base ➡ Umlaut
• a ➡ ä
• o ➡ ö
• u ➡ ü

Diphthongs:

ai /aj/, ei /ej/, oi /oj/, au /au̯/, äu /æu̯/ (umlauted diphthong)

Diminutives (-itte) trigger umlaut:

• a ➡ ä before -itte
• o ➡ ö before -itte
• u ➡ ü before -itte

Example: xon ("house") ➡ xönitte ("little house")

Augmentative (-igge) doesn't trigger umlaut:

Because the -igge suffix starts with a back vowel and consonant, it blocks fronting.

Example: xon ➡ xonigge ("big house", no umlaut)

Consonants

• b /b/, as in English
• d /d/
• f /f/
• g /g/, always hard (no /dʒ/)
• h /h/
• j /j/, "yes"(Germanic j-sound)
• k /k/
• l /l/
• m /m/
• n /n/
• p /p/
• r /r/, tap /r/ or trill /r/
• s /s/, always /s/, never /z/
• t /t/
• v /v/
• w /w/
• x /x/
• z /z/
• š /ʃ/

Prepositions

• above ➡ obar
• below ➡ ondar
• at ➡ uht
• front ➡ frönd
• back ➡ surx
• close/near ➡ när
• long/far ➡ for
• in ➡ in
• out ➡ ot
• next ➡ näkts
• opposite/away ➡ veg
• between ➡ inyer

Auxiliary verbs

• To do ➡ jart
• To make ➡ jary
• To go ➡ josi
• To get ➡ lünd
• To give ➡ Ilünd
• To take ➡ sünd
• To have ➡ zaher
• can ➡ mahül
• could ➡ zimen
• shall ➡ sefke
• may ➡ umul
• must ➡ krum
• will ➡ vil

SNCA

This section contains any non-basic words.

Nouns

• Lie ➡ Jhúth
• thought ➡ falm
• Sun ➡ Day sphere ➡ woärengóla
• Moon ➡ Night sphere ➡ nüsgóla
• Stuff ➡ Eštaff
• land ➡ kúem
• demon ➡ thrembún
• home ➡ húsem
• Lots of stuff ➡ Of stuff ➡ Abeštaff
• Light ➡ Loik

• Darkness ➡ No light ➡ Noiloik
• Money ➡ taler
• Bank ➡ talerxon
• water ➡ wät
• Industry ➡ abträb
• Building ➡ abträbxon
• -xon suffix denotes any building

• star ➡ arüs

• treasure ➡ engan
• stone ➡ cobalün
• mortal ➡ thurtul

• poop ➡ främet
• death ➡ detam
• emotionless ➡ nuvad
• sheep ➡ bakü
• lust ➡ ürbat
• tree ➡ uvlaus
• runes ➡ long type ➡ langtypuš
• power ➡ vorgül

Anyone I don’t like

• Tranny ➡ Lie he person ➡ Jhúthxepers
• Fur ➡ Ver
• Furry ➡ Fur + “y” sound ➡ Veri
• Nigger ➡ Black person ➡ Nergrpers
• Indian ➡ Brown person ➡ Jiitpers
• Africa ➡ Black place ➡ Nergia
• India ➡ Brown place ➡ Jiitia
• Fail/Cringe/Discomfort ➡ heldika

Anyone I do like

• Father ➡ He before person ➡ Xebufpers
• Daddy/Dada ➡ Papa
• Mother ➡ She before person ➡ Xhebufpers
• Mommy/Mama ➡ Mama
• Baby ➡ Kaka
• Friend ➡ mälok
• God ➡ Sky he before person ➡ Düxebufpers
• Holy Spirit ➡ Spirit of God ➡ Abeš de Düxebufper

Text Samples

Genesis 1:1-3

In de nuw, Düxebufpers bufhünit de obardüzs uhnd de sen pers. Sen pers bufnoihünit uhnd bufnoištaff, noiloik bufjuti de eupas, uhnd de Abeš ab Düxebufpers bufobarbegu. Uhnd Düxebufpers bufqüt, «hamäharuw, loik,» uhnd loik bufmähar.

Greetings

• hello ➡ gemüs
• bye ➡ soomüs

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