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NuSoyish
| NuSoyish | |
|---|---|
| soyacst branch of PVS | |
| Pronunciation | I don’t speak upside-down e’s and dotted u’s. Fellow autists, can (You) help? |
| Ethnicity | The Soy Community |
| Influences |
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| Numeral System | Base-10 |
NuSoyish ('oyish) is a dead and unfinished conlang from the Sharty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make ‘speak more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already is...BECAUSE IT JUST HAD TO BE OK????? However, it was basically nonsense, with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. This changed on November 28, when threads were opened to improve it. It also has a sister language called Feralspeak. For all the Soyish-related texts, you can find them all on the Soyish Texts Subpage.
Grammatical rules
Put a tense marker before a verb to set the tense.
- buf- ➡ past tense
- nuw- ➡ present tense
- fujt- ➡ future tense
- ha- ➡ command/imperative form
- dü- ➡ changes verb into perfect tense
- mä- ➡ progressive tense
- vud ➡ changes verb into conditional tense
Diminuitive: Add (-itte) onto the end of a noun to make it little.
Augmentative: Add (-igge) onto the end of a noun to make it big.
To put verbs into a negative context, simply add (un) onto the word. For example:
- can't ➡ unmahül
Pronouns and other stuff
- I ➡ et (Add -er to make possessives.)
- me ➡ mi
- he ➡ xhe
- what ➡ marge/vot
- is ➡ juti
- other ➡ odu
- She ➡ xhe
- how ➡ talet
- are ➡ atel
- it ➡ xhit
- where ➡ vere
- he ➡ xe
- you ➡ du
- why ➡ duastit
- you (plural) ➡ dus
- they ➡ zhey
- Articles:
- A ➡ uh
- an ➡ uhn
- the ➡ de
Temporary Placeholder (Unorganized)
Etele ektruevaeren naekts wo tigge-1. Xhit mi pjenaektsnaer-2, al ete schlaefiggejema-3 maehar vud ekstehen-4, doe umulmaehar-5 deltgemy noi jart.
Sehenebl-6 xhit maeschlaef alzo-7.
Xhit kruem duebufgleitet-8 ondar dem bettdecke juete nues, al ete moi maehul erinnern-9 uhwo dinge-10.
Ete bufessen-11 soysoesse-12 data truevaeren, naekst bufjost arbeitjema-13, al suem moment-14 inyer uhwo kaffee-15 bi vaerenstuecken-16 uhnd den zug-17 surx ete bufverlussen-18 mi zeitgleise-19.
1 tiger + igge (because its big)
2 naekst + naer = next to, beside (with emphasis on nearness)
3 from germ. schlaefen, to sleep
schlaef-igge-jema = too sleepy, too lazy, too predisposed to sleep
4 from germ. stehen, to stand
ekstehen = to stand up, to begin standing up.
5 umul + maehar = maybe
6 from germ. sehen, to see
7 from germ, too, also, as well
8 from germ. gleiten, to slide
9 from germ, to remember
10 from germ. thing
11 to eat.
12 soy-sauce
13 towards work, arbeit + jema
14 time
15 coffee
16 lunch, vaeren + (frueh - stuecken) -> vaerenstueken
17 the train
18 to lose, to lack
19 gleise, tracks, rails
Tenses
- Simple Present ➡ Et kosi a de jopa. (I go to the shop.)
- Present Progressive ➡ Et mäkosi a de jopa. (I am going to the shop.)
- Simple Past ➡ Et bufkosi a de jopa. (I went to the shop.)
- Past Progressive ➡ Et mäbufkosi a de jopa. (I was going to the shop.)
- Present Perfect ➡ Et dükosi a de jopa. (I have just gone to the shop.)
- Present Perfect Progressive ➡ Et mädükosi a de jopas. (I have been going to the shops.)
- Past Perfect ➡ Et dübufkosi a de jopa (I had gone to the shop.)
- Past Perfect Progressive ➡ Et mädübufkosi a de jopa. (I had been going to the shop.)
- Future ➡ Et fujtkosi a de jopa. (I will go to the shop.)
- Future Progressive ➡ Et mäfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will be going to the shop.)
- Future Perfect ➡ Et düfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will have gone to the shop.)
- Conditional Simple ➡ Et vud kosi a de jopa. (I would go to the shop.)
- Conditional Progressive ➡ Et vud mäkosi a de jopa. (I would be going to the shop.)
- Conditional Perfect ➡ Et vud dükosi a de jopa. (I would have gone shopping.)
- Conditional Perfect Progressive ➡ Et vud mädükosi a de jopa. (I would have been going to the shop.)
Suffixes & Prefixes
Suffixes
Noun-forming
- -äde ➡ innumerable group (tree » forest)
- -ädzo ➡ physical manifestation (build » building)
- -jan ➡ member (america » american)
- -kak ➡ member, pejorative (jarty » jartycuck)
- -pers ➡ person characterized by the root (black » negro)
- -nin ➡ repeated action or process (blood » bleeding)
- -ja ➡ place (learning » school)
- -voz ➡ vehicle (bird » airplane)
- -loj ➡ instrument (play » toy)
- -piko ➡ fraction (four » quarter)
- -rew ➡ smallest part (chain » link)
- -dö- ➡ marks the most important, principal, or dominant version of something. (döviltem » primary finger » thumb)
- -zat ➡ container (bolt » nut)
- -ut ➡ a kind of stone (dirt » limestone)
- -ären ➡ a time characterized by something (thirty » month)
- -ter ➡ a family member (fellow » sibling)
Adjective-forming
- -jema ➡ propensity towards and action (play » playful)
- -etse ➡ abstract quality (hot » heat/hotness)
- -ebl ➡ possible (believe » believable)
- -swar ➡ worthy (trust » trustworthy)
Verb-forming
- -igi ➡ to cause (death » kill)
- -fai ➡ to become (red » blush)
Prefixes
Noun-forming
- gre- ➡ primitive, proto (father » grandfather)
- per- ➡ a professional (health » doctor)
- ko- ➡ fellow person (professional » colleague)
Adjective-forming
- ma- ➡ opposite (hot » cold)
Verb-forming
- dis- ➡ scattering (give » distribute)
- ek- ➡ begin (burn » catch fire)
- mis- ➡ poorly (understand » misunderstand)
- ere- ➡ again (come » return)
- pro- ➡ progressive, onward, along a path (walk » march) (year » a year passing)
- obo- ➡ around, all over (walk » wander)
- pere- ➡ to scrape the surface (touch » wipe)
- pje- ➡to go too far (to correct » overcorrect)
- vo- ➡ stabbing, entering (war » invade)
Conjuctions
- after ➡ püjik
- and ➡ uhnd
- although ➡ doe
- as ➡ verg
- as if ➡ ika verg
- as long as ➡ hila verg
- as soon as ➡ mert verg
- because ➡ cuz
- before ➡ büfen
- but ➡ al
- even if ➡ ika regu
- even though ➡ doe regu
- ever since ➡ atran üset
- every time ➡ sen üsten
- for ➡ ter
- however ➡ talevtü
- if ➡ ika
- only if ➡ ika juket
- or ➡ den
- or else ➡ smerta den
- otherwise ➡ oduscüm
- since ➡ astran
- so ➡ mos
- so that ➡ dat mos
- still ➡ gitüp
- than ➡ dana
- that ➡ data
- therefore ➡ itam-cadü
- though ➡ doe
- till ➡ ima
- unless ➡ sagip
- until ➡ imap
- whatever ➡ votüset
- whenever ➡ venüset
- wherever ➡ verüset
- whether ➡ veder
- whichever ➡ vichüset
- while ➡ viyl
- who ➡ bo
- whoever ➡ boüset
- whom ➡ borik
- whose ➡ boder
- why ➡ varüm
- yet ➡ jata
Common Verbs
- To do ➡ jart
- To make ➡ kary
- To go ➡ kosi
- To get ➡ lünd
- To give ➡ Ilünd
- To take ➡ sünd
- To have ➡ zaher
- To grope/to be Indian ➡ täpen
- To be ➡ mähar
- To work ➡ träb
- To know ➡ valtor
- To stay/remain ➡ mülren
- To destroy ➡ mardek
- To ruin ➡ särmol
- To burn ➡ lüterk
- To freeze ➡ külitek
- burning (verb, progressive) ➡ mälüterk
- freezing (verb, progressive) ➡ mākülitek
- can ➡ mahül
- shall ➡ sefke
- show/express ➡ ferntek
- praise/glorify ➡ los
- may ➡ umul
- must ➡ krum
- will ➡ vil
- create ➡ hünit
- become ➡ vilchen
- becomes ➡ värat
- vära ➡ will
- would ➡ vüra
- was ➡ var
- win/success ➡ gutfel
- pray/hope/wish ➡ prek
Other stuff
- who ➡ fagnit
- which ➡ Vich
- when ➡ Ven
- again ➡ core
- at ➡ tiv
- gone ➡ nir
- yes ➡ yej
- not ➡ noi
- your ➡ dur
- person ➡ pers
- place ➡ ia
- all ➡ hel
- always ➡ helären
- is this... ➡ jutisa
- construct/build/fabricate ➡ träbeštaff
- one who does something ➡ per- (someone who builds things ➡ perträbeštaff)
- over ➡ ülvor
- end ➡ dörmet
Ratings
Metals, Minerals, and Liquids
- gold ➡ ügam
- iron ➡ fe
- steel ➡ halgret
- zinc ➡ minos
- copper ➡ valet
- tin ➡ aman
- bronze ➡ amavlut
- sphalerite ➡ amanut
- hematite ➡ cremosut
- magnetite ➡ sigut
- limonite ➡ ferut
- tetrahedrite ➡ valut
- blood ➡ cremut
- The suffix (-ut) at the end of words acts in the same way as (-ite).
Adjectives
- good ➡ gemy
- bad ➡ col
- great ➡ giga
- many/much ➡ müs
- few/less ➡ füs
- straight ➡ stäust
- curved ➡ drävol
- bent ➡ zölvik
- burning (adjective) ➡ lüterkä
- divine ➡ deven
- appearance ➡ æperens
Determiners
- a ➡ uh (already translated)
- a few ➡ tuja uh
- all ➡ evü
- an ➡ uhn
- another ➡ uhnödu
- any ➡ uhnet
- anybody ➡ uhnetphono
- anyone ➡ wohnet
- anything ➡ uhnetdeng (deng is nutranslation for thing)
- anywhere ➡ uhnetver
- both ➡ duküm
- certain (also adjective) ➡ ümzak
- each ➡ reku
- either ➡ rükot
- enough ➡ nüfa
- every ➡ üsten (already translated but not in the 'ki by itself)
- everybody ➡ üstenphono
- everyone ➡ wosten
- everything ➡ üstendeng
- everywhere ➡ üstenver
- few ➡ füse
- fewer ➡ füstü
- fewest ➡ füstüst
- forever ➡ etern
- last (also adjective) ➡ jüte
- least ➡ jate
- less (also adverb and preposition) ➡ füs (already translated & in the 'ki)
- little (also adjective) ➡ ittel
- many ➡ müs (already in the 'ki)
- many a ➡ müs uh
- more (also adverb) ➡ mosü
- most (also adverb) ➡ mosüst
- much ➡ mütos
- neither ➡ sajukot
- next (also adjective) ➡ näkts (already in the 'ki)
- no (also interjection) ➡ na
- no one ➡ wona
- nobody ➡ naphono
- none ➡ nan
- nothing ➡ natün
- nowhere ➡ naver
- once ➡ wost
- one (also noun and pronoun) ➡ wo (already in the 'ki)
- say ➡ qüt
- said ➡ bufqüt
- several (also adjective) ➡ kürzad
- some ➡ süm (already in the 'ki)
- somebody ➡ sümphono
- something ➡ sümdeng
- somewhere ➡ sümver
- sufficient (also adjective) güf
- that ➡ data (already in the 'ki)
- the ➡ de (already in the 'ki)
- these ➡ des
- this ➡ disa
- those ➡ dosü
- three (also noun) ➡ jir (already in the 'ki)
- thrice ➡ jirst
- twice ➡ yert (might have to change yer to jer)
- two (also noun) ➡ jer (already in 'ki)
- us (also pronoun) ➡ nürem
- various ➡ Grüzik
- we (also pronoun) ➡ Ve
- what (also pronoun and adjective) ➡ vot (already in 'ki)
- whatever ➡ votüset (already in 'ki)
- which (also pronoun) ➡ vich (in 'ki)
- whichever ➡ vichüset (in 'ki)
- you (also pronoun) ➡ du (in 'ki)
- zero (also noun) ➡ nawu
- include ➡ endrik
- very ➡ moja
- sort of ➡ uka ters
- quite ➡ üblich
- usually ➡ scir
- sometimes ➡ sümüsten
- possibly ➡ delt
- somewhat ➡ sümovot
- some ➡ süm
Qualifiers
- Temporary placeholder until they're sorted here from the list above.
- include > endrik
- very > moja
- sort of > uka ters
- quite > üblich
- usually > scir
- sometimes > sümüsten
- possibly > delt
- somewhat > sümovot
- some > süm
- always > helären
Emotions
- Happy ➡ gläust
- Sad ➡ ströden
- Angry ➡ färgüsten
- Fear ➡ feistö
- Disgust ➡ bleimich
- Obsessed ➡ bufossen (buf + obsess)
Anatomy
Surface
- body ➡ phono
- back(body) ➡ surxphono
- chest ➡ praval
- side ➡ vädo
- rib ➡ sarnik
- neck ➡ näckon
- waist ➡ fremek
Head & Face
- head ➡ kravün
- face ➡ miran
- eye ➡ jexil
- ear ➡ vurten
- nose ➡ novik
- mouth ➡ klaro
- tongue ➡ längüt
- tooth ➡ krénat
- teeth (plural) ➡ krénats
- throat ➡ vürlan
- hair ➡ felüv
- eyebrow ➡ brüg
- cheek ➡ melva
- chin ➡ künet
Arms & Hands
- arm ➡ grata
- hand ➡ vokel
- finger ➡ viltem
- thumb ➡ döviltem
- wrist ➡ karun
- elbow ➡ brügna
- shoulder ➡ sholär
Legs & Feet
- leg ➡ lürmak
- knee ➡ pruzen
- foot ➡ dralin
- toes ➡ dralins
- ankle ➡ kastren
- thigh ➡ gläfen
- calf (back of lower leg) ➡ brinal
Organs
- brain ➡ zürmen
- heart ➡ lüvren
- lungs ➡ sorvels
- stomach ➡ mörven
- spine ➡ kravel
- bone ➡ dashet
- blood ➡ cremut
- skin ➡ kolren
Color
- White ➡ hälot
- Black ➡ nergr
- Brown ➡ jiit
- Purple ➡ blorp
- Red ➡ saz
- Yellow ➡ ebrüt
- Blue ➡ gemil
- Green ➡ mülgz
- Orange ➡ fröt
- Pink ➡ quöt
Temperature
- fire ➡ lütern
- warm/hot ➡ lütark
- cool/cold ➡ külit
- ice ➡ küliton
Time
Time of Day
- day ➡ woären
- morning ➡ trüvären
- noon ➡ dövären
- afternoon ➡ püjikdövären
- evening ➡ fralün
- night ➡ nüs
- week ➡ irmären
- month ➡ jireären
- year ➡ läusen
- today ➡ usären
- tomorrow ➡ nahären
- yesterday ➡ egären
- time ➡ ären
- middle time ➡ vären
- calendar ➡ drüzval
Time Measurements
- second(s) ➡ vürsen(s)
- minute(s) ➡ zolten(s)
- hour(s) ➡ vültren(s)
Days of The Week
- Monday ➡ nuwären
- Tuesday ➡ yerären
- Wednesday ➡ jirären
- Thursday ➡ midären
- Friday ➡ unelären
- Saturday ➡ judenären
- Sunday ➡ noinuwären
Months
- January ➡ Lütären
- February ➡ Külaren
- March ➡ Virmeren
- April ➡ Blüren
- May ➡ Fronten
- June ➡ Gemären
- July ➡ Sazären
- August ➡ Dremären
- September ➡ Müsteren
- October ➡ Ströneren
- November ➡ Nögmeren
- December ➡ Helären
Directions
right ➡ døkoš
left ➡ lærdon
down ➡ ilen
up ➡ øfrenach
north ➡ forjas
west ➡ øst
east ➡ äst
south ➡ süten
Shapes
- sphere ➡ góla
- triangle ➡ jirstaümus
- square ➡ qakstaümus
- polygon ➡ müsstaümus
- tetrahedron ➡ qakhünit
- cube ➡ drembohünit
- octahedron ➡ uhenhünit
- dodecahedron ➡ diryerhünit
- icosahedron ➡ yirehünit
- Shape/form ➡ hünit
- Line ➡ sträk
Numbers
- 1 ➡ wo
- 2 ➡ yer
- 3 ➡ jir
- 4 ➡ qakhan
- 5 ➡ uneli
- 6 ➡ drembo
- 7 ➡ irmil
- 8 ➡ uhe
- 9 ➡ olse
- 10 ➡ dire
- 20 ➡ yire
- 30 ➡ jire
- 40 ➡ qir
- 50 ➡ unir
- 60 ➡ thrir
- 70 ➡ imir
- 80 ➡ uhir
- 90 ➡ olsir
- 100 ➡ hecent
- 1000 ➡ masant
- 1,000,000 ➡ gigus
- 1,000,000,000 ➡ gaginst
- illion ➡ gug
- th ➡ sæg
- Number ➡ nübret
Example
How to say 3,141,592:
Three thousand one hundred forty one and five hundred and ninety two thousandths ➡ Jir masant wo hecent qir wo uhnd uneli masant olsir yer masantsæg
Vowels
a /a/, e /e/, i /i/, o /o/, u /u/
Umlaut Vowels:
ä /æ/, ö /ø/, ü /y/
Umlaut Rules:
Whenever a historical /i/ or /j/ would follow, the root vowel shifts:
- Base ➡ Umlaut
- a ➡ ä
- o ➡ ö
- u ➡ ü
Diphthongs:
ai /aj/, ei /ej/, oi /oj/, au /au̯/, äu /æu̯/ (umlauted diphthong)
Diminutives (-itte) trigger umlaut:
- a ➡ ä before -itte
- o ➡ ö before -itte
- u ➡ ü before -itte
Example: xon ("house") ➡ xönitte ("little house")
Augmentative (-igge) doesn't trigger umlaut:
Because the -igge suffix starts with a back vowel and consonant, it blocks fronting.
Example: xon ➡ xonigge ("big house", no umlaut)
Consonants
- b /b/, as in English
- d /d/
- f /f/
- g /g/, always hard (no /dʒ/)
- h /h/
- j /j/, "yes"(Germanic j-sound)
- k /k/
- l /l/
- m /m/
- n /n/
- p /p/
- r /r/, tap /r/ or trill /r/
- s /s/, always /s/, never /z/
- t /t/
- v /v/
- w /w/
- x /x/
- z /z/
- š /ʃ/
Prepositions
- above ➡ obar
- below ➡ ondar
- at ➡ uht
- front ➡ frönd
- back ➡ surx
- close/near ➡ när
- long/far ➡ for
- in ➡ in
- out ➡ ot
- next ➡ näkts
- opposite/away ➡ veg
- between ➡ inyer
Auxiliary verbs
- To do ➡ jart
- To make ➡ jary
- To go ➡ josi
- To get ➡ lünd
- To give ➡ Ilünd
- To take ➡ sünd
- To have ➡ zaher
- can ➡ mahül
- could ➡ zimen
- shall ➡ sefke
- may ➡ umul
- must ➡ krum
- will ➡ vil
SNCA
This section contains any non-basic words.
Nouns
- Lie ➡ Jhúth
- thought ➡ falm
- Sun ➡ Day sphere ➡ woärengóla
- Moon ➡ Night sphere ➡ nüsgóla
- Stuff ➡ Eštaff
- land ➡ kúem
- demon ➡ thrembún
- home ➡ húsem
- Lots of stuff ➡ Of stuff ➡ Abeštaff
- Light ➡ Loik
- Darkness ➡ No light ➡ Noiloik
- Money ➡ taler
- Bank ➡ talerxon
- water ➡ wät
- Industry ➡ abträb
- Building ➡ abträbxon
- -xon suffix denotes any building
- star ➡ arüs
- treasure ➡ engan
- stone ➡ cobalün
- mortal ➡ thurtul
- poop ➡ främet
- death ➡ detam
- emotionless ➡ nuvad
- sheep ➡ bakü
- lust ➡ ürbat
- tree ➡ uvlaus
- runes ➡ long type ➡ langtypuš
- power ➡ vorgül
Anyone I don’t like
- Tranny ➡ Lie he person ➡ Jhúthxepers
- Fur ➡ Ver
- Furry ➡ Fur + “y” sound ➡ Veri
- Nigger ➡ Black person ➡ Nergrpers
- Indian ➡ Brown person ➡ Jiitpers
- Africa ➡ Black place ➡ Nergia
- India ➡ Brown place ➡ Jiitia
- Fail/Cringe/Discomfort ➡ heldika
Anyone I do like
- Father ➡ He before person ➡ Xebufpers
- Daddy/Dada ➡ Papa
- Mother ➡ She before person ➡ Xhebufpers
- Mommy/Mama ➡ Mama
- Baby ➡ Kaka
- Friend ➡ mälok
- God ➡ Sky he before person ➡ Düxebufpers
- Holy Spirit ➡ Spirit of God ➡ Abeš de Düxebufper
Text Samples
Genesis 1:1-3
In de nuw, Düxebufpers bufhünit de obardüzs uhnd de sen pers. Sen pers bufnoihünit uhnd bufnoištaff, noiloik bufjuti de eupas, uhnd de Abeš ab Düxebufpers bufobarbegu. Uhnd Düxebufpers bufqüt, «hamäharuw, loik,» uhnd loik bufmähar.
Greetings
- hello ➡ gemüs
- bye ➡ soomüs
Resources & Soyish Texts Subpage
Click HERE to view all the texts from Proto Vulgar Soyish to NuSoyish, as well as the current edition of the NuSoyish Dictionary.
Translators
English to 5th Edition NuSoyish[1]
Threads
- ↑ https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoNuSoyish
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-0257-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14176882.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-1007-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14180498.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1130-0917-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14195902.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1201-0832-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14218522.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2025-1203-0944-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14257095.html