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The mineral rating system

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The Mineral Rating System is a gemerald.

This page is a gem.

The Mineral Rating System, sometimes abbreviated as the MRS is a system that was used on the 'ki until Cobblestone's leadership of the wiki when she decided to delete almost all templates ranking it, however here at SECApedia we decided to preserve all minerals. This is because we believe that this useless nigger change was BAD and that the MRS is integral to Soy Culture. It has existed since the times of soot.

It is widely used on soyspeak albeit the most used are generally coal and gem. The five main ratings are as follows, from good to bad: Gemerald, Gem, Iron, Coal, and Brimstone. Other ratings came later on, although the Gem that Saved the Party and the Coal that is Killing the Party were originally a separate concept.

An alternative to the coal-gem system is the mustard-ketchup system where mustard is coal and ketchup is gem.

The mineral rating system is also used within the Gem Percentage Chart to rate off site and different sharty board soyjaks.

Minerals

All of the mineral ratings which are known in the soysphere. Keep in mind that everything past Brimstone and Gemerald are effectively just synonyms of each other since theres not much worse or better you can get than those ratings.

Good ratings

• Supernova: A Supernova occurs when a sufficiently massive star violently ejects it's external layers. Supernovas refer to rare events such as the creation of the sharty itself or the 'cuck hack that have created a bunch of gems.
• Tanzanite: Tanzanite is a variety of a mineral named Zoisite, It's color is given by small traces of Vanadium. Tanzanites refer to powerful trvthnvkes, on the opposite spectrum there are Tranzanite which are lienukes.
• Sharty Saving Gem: Something so gemmy that it will save the Sharty from all the awful cancer that plagues it to this day.
• Gemerald: Emeralds are variants of beryl minerals that have traces of vanadium or Chromium on its crystalline composition, emerald means "Green Gem". Gemeralds refer to the highest quality of OC such as SMV's or adventure threads.
• Gem: Gems also called precious stones are crystalline minerals that have been gone through processes of refinement, usually used as jewelry and very priced posessions. Gems refer to high quality posts
• Ruby: Rubies are gemstones that are cristalline forms of aluminum oxide, ruby's red color comes from small impurities of Chromium and Copper which are also sometimes used to enhance iron. Rubies are usually given to nuvariants that require some better work to be made into gems.
• Gold - Gold is a chemical element; its chemical symbol is Au (from Latin aurum) and atomic number 79. In its pure form, it is a bright-metallic-yellow, dense, soft, malleable, and ductile metal. Quality-wise it is better than Steel & Iron but worse than Ruby. Used to be a significantly more popular of a rating.

Neutral ratings

• Steel - Steel is an alloy of iron and carbon that demonstrates improved mechanical properties compared to the pure form of iron. Quality-wise it translates to high quality iron.
• Iron: Iron is the 26th element of the periodic table, It is a transition metal used widely for a variety of things such as a building material, often mixed with other materials to make alloys such as Steel which is a mix of Iron and Coal. Iron is used as in between gem and coal but not entirely neutral.
• Rust: Rust is what happens to Iron when is exposed to oxygen or some other SNCA chemical substance that causes the corrosion of Iron. It is barely used, It used to be a template on the soywiki then it got deleted and then restored until Cobblestone got rid of it again. Basically low quality iron. This was kuz' favorite term in soyspeak.

Bad ratings

• Anthracite - Anthracite is better than coal but worse than iron, basically just high-effort coal.
• Coal: Coal is semendetary mineral fossil fuel, it is formed when plants decay and over time it turns into coal. Coal is usually given to low quality posts or sometimes to wiki articles that need expanding. Soot is formed when burning coal.
• Dust: Dust is soulless coal with no redeeming qualities. It is formed when organic particles such as dead skin, organic matter etc. Dust is usually given to the most low quality of posts, such as nuvariants that are spammed with no purpose.
• Brimstone: Brimstone is an archaic term for sulfur which is the 16th element on the periodic table, sulphur is known for it's awful smell of it's compounds and burning with a bright blue flame when heated, it's name meaning "burning stone" since sulfur was often found in Volcanos hence it's associating with hell. Brimstone is given to the worst of posts made with very low quality and usually referred to eye cancer content. It all comes from the darkest pits of Niggerhell.
• Vantablack: Vantablack is a type of paint coating that absorbs 99.99% of light It was made on niggerhell's laboratory, VANTA means "vertically aligned nanotube arrays" which is what makes Vantablack absorb light though despite this vanta is sometimes used as a suffix. Vantablack is given to usually stuff such as forced shit or porn spam (usually fetish).
• Antimatter: Antimatter is matter that it's atoms particles charges are reversed unlike the normal matter, meaning that protons are negative instead of positive and electrons are positive instead of negative, when matter enters in contact with normal matter it causes to transform all of it into massive ammounts of energy. Antimatter is usually given things that are paraphilic related such as pedophilia or zoophilia.
• Sharty Killing Coal: It is said that is only obtained once someone manages to reach the deepest most hottest part of niggerhell were an infinite burning coal can be found that will end the entire soysphere. It also more commonly refers to the coal that is killing /soy/.
• Singularity: A Singularity is formed when someone manages to collect massive amounts of antimatter creating a pure form of antimatter that forms a black hole. It is usually given to pederastic organizations/groups that engage in activities such as sextortion, zoophilia, zoosadism, or 'p distribution/spam. It is also given to the unholy trinity: Admin 6, Niggerjak, and Poopson.

Others

• Margeralds - Confusing gem.
• Topaz - Gemmy schizobabble.
• Diamond - Synonym for gem, used mostly (but overall rarely) by offsiters that confused "gem" with "diamond"
• Equinox: Equinox is an alloy of enchanted Iron (Iron mixed with Krypton) and enhanced carbon that is entirely neutral without any bad nor good properties. It is used to describe things that have no effect at all on the soysphere like the time I drunk a can of monster. Effectively just a synonym for ultra-neutral iron.
• Carbon - Synonym for Iron. Both diamonds and coal are made of carbon.
• ID'd - sidson.city's version of gem, also known as a vinluv gem or vinny gem.
• IV'd - sidson.city's version of coal, also known as a IVerald or IVinluv.

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Extended content

Detritus... - Worse than dust but better than brimstone. Gemuby - >It is Finally Real MOST ULTIMATE ABSOLUTE INFINITY tier of SHARTY SOYVERSE SUPERNOVA GEMERALDS where the Ultimate Sharty and Soyverse Saving Gemeralds Belong in, the BESTEST of the BESTEST EVER. The gemuby will turn 99999999 INFINITY chuddies wholesomed! It is so powerful it DEFEATS the Singularity and recarbonizes every coal into a gem and it upgrades every GEMMY post to a Sharty saving gemerald!!! Every gemuby will stop all the iron that EVER exists from becoming Rust and will makes all the Antimatter collide with Brimstone to create a Supernova of pure gemminess! The supernova created from this is so powerful it destroys the entire planet from only the reflections off the Vantablack illuminated by the Supernova!! In addition, all ze Dust is rearranged by their quarks into pure tanzanite[it just does, ok?]. Fake and even REAL Poopsons are transformed into bringers of gemmy justice who shit on every coalposter. Also, all posters of ‘p, ‘s, and ‘g VILL always have their dih🥀s cut off and get surgical ‘eoginas and be stabbered in them and ‘aped by Apeson along with another 71 vantadeath posters and then get their dihs back and it keeps repeating forever o algo. Ironposters become the HECKIN gem posters and the Gemuby will create the MOST BESTEST SOYVERSE IN THE QUANTUM SOYMULTIVERSE. YOU VILL NOT STOP ITS MISSION. THE GEMUBY IS THE BEST EVER NO CAP ON GOD FOR REAL. IT IS MORE GEMmY THAN the ACKerMAN (VILL NEVer be ACKerWOMAN) function of the SCG(RAYO(TREE(10[10]10[BB(10)]10)^G64+812+FUNCTION OMEGA OF E[4]120#120#4#(309172^7823^^DOKI BUYS WEED 4K FRAME PERFECTS COUNTER^^91[231[33[21*10^37128371283[232{2^31}123[45124234151454383284834228438[(0,0,0,0,0)(1,1,1,1,1)[520348328]124]71230]93281239213921+TREE(1438134802)]2]8309723^^BB(712387213703238719!* OBLIVION) ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑ ↑↑↑ SLOOM(99999999999)↑↑ 30981244387+BB(9999,9999))+[3,1,2,6,3,4,9,2,3,4,1,2,44,12,14,5,2,43,9]+33)*999999999999999999 PLUS THE BMS LIMIT OF 1943871234813240971283130123132132408243 SOYILLION TRANSFINITE ALEPH SIGMA ORDINAL BEYOND EVERY RAINBOY NUMbERBLOCKS EVER) SUPERHYPERNOVAS COMBINES. Vantadeath... - Opposite of Gemuby.

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