Gold (namefag)

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This page is a gem.

>	GEG It's Golden	<
- /dem/ propaganda poster

>	If you don't like it just go and edit it yourself.	<
- Gold

>	Falseflagging faggot, My goldenshower will fucking kill you. I can kill with my dick, no penetration needed and you'll still be raped to death. Bleed to death faggot	<
- Gold, to Slvt4BIBISI.

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Gold
Gender	Male
Nationality	Dutch
Race	Ongezellig
Occupation	Owner of SNCApedia, former /dem/ president, and namefag.
Years active	2023-present
Best known for	Being /dem/ president, hosting minecraft servers, hosting SNCApedia
Title	President
Political party	Independent
Tripcode	!!2LVSbx8Hdw

Gold, also known as SNCA Enthusiast on SNCApedia or goldjak (formerly sozjak) is a Dutch namefag, former owner and current admin of this site. He was also a former /dem/ president. Gold also ran a soycraft-splinter server called Soyworld, which caused Mist, the owner of the sharty soycraft to leak and ban all mention of it outside of /dem/ while it was running. Known as massive leaker and due to that has briefly gotten him a gegbvll status on the sharty.

Can be seen sperging about DA JOOOS on sharty /pol/. (albeit due to his permanent ban I don't think you can spot him anymore...)

He was also permabanned from Soyjak.party for making jannies' (specifically Mist under xis alias Stone) clitties leak, but the jannies decided to unban him on December 1, 2025. Again banned from the sharty and boorum for quoting Mustard and Quote as pedophiles and mass spam.

On May 28, 2026, Gold made plans to hand over SNCApedia to another person. Faggot would later briefly come out of retirement to announce this. It’s unknown who the new owner will be.

Personality

His personality is notably provocative and selfish. He is a person that is eager to step up and take leadership, mostly to stir up unnecessary drama rather than lead the task. On the shiwi he is seen spamming meaningless clutter like everyone else that posts there. His behavior is very petty at times, and often would make hyperbolic satirical posts if someone pissed him off. It's suspected he is bipolar because of the amount of leakage he produces.

Early History

He claims he joined the site during babybot spam and DOLL-era, which would place his join date in early 2023. His earliest known appearance was during the Pedocaust on December 30th 2024, he would instigate the raid and lead to ATF's forum being shut down for long time.

/Dem/

Gold's emergence as an active avatarfag was through his presidential campaigns on former board /dem/. It can overall be described as a massive autistic spam war across various boards and even other splinters, mostly between baiters and Gold getting repeatedly ragebaited by mentioned trolls.

Goldism

His ideology is dubbed "Goldism" (Literal SNCA), which promotes IAS posts, banning porn but not gore^[Marge....?], direct intervention against coal anything that makes his clitty leak, and raid derailment. It can be described as an amalgamation of Sootism, DOLLism and Frootism. He claims his ideology is to engage good and fun memories with the sharty, by promoting raids like the Pedocaust or playing games together.

Gold himself describes his ideology as "very libertarian'.

First elections

His prominence would start after CobsonTALKS' removal from /dem/, Gold would immediately start campaigning for his presidency as "Goot" by spamming on /soy/ and /dem/. 'Teens found out he was easy to bait and piss off by falseflagging as him, so they would begin supersaging raid threads on /soy/ while showing support for Gold or pretending to be him. This practice would make Gold leak an entire tsunami, producing many gegs. Eventually someone that pretended to be someone that ran along with Goot, pointed out that his name was the same as Trebson's (Owner of affycord) nickname, this would start a spam war on /dem/ that took up the entire catalog and Goot changing his name to "Gold".

His excessive spam, campaigning and promoting "Goldism" would make him gain popularity among 'teens, either because he was funny to piss off or because they had actual faith in him. He would claim that /soy/ has been flooded with coal and tech illiterate children who couldn't dox, wanting to turn /dem/ into a /soy2/, which was his motivation to become president.

First presidency

Gold would win the elections by a landslide and was appointed dictator 2nd President of /dem/. His first order was to add 7 extra jannies to moderate the board due to the excessive MLP and Spadeson spam. He was later impeached on the 13th of February due to a /gem/ shilling campaign to frame Gold for the coal spam on /dem/.

Second elections

Following VON STROHEIM's impeachment because he did nothing, another election was held. Gold would start spamming his anti-/gem/ video on /dem/ and /soy/, with evidence that gempassers were behind the coal spam on the board. Because the elections were rushed, the candidates were "Donald Trump", a bronie and Gold. Due to Donald Trump dropping out the elections last minute, Gold gained majority vote.

Second presidency

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Gold won the election with a landslide. He would reign on /dem/ until his term expired.

Minecraft raids

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Around January 2025 he would start raiding Minecraft servers by causing as much seethe as possible. He did this in collaboration with CobsonTALKS.

Terradivisa - Gempire of Soot

Main article: Gempire

His largest and first campaign. Gold, going by CORE_DUMP_ would take the role of a warlord harassing and killing people on the server. Activities included but are not limited to; trapping, killing, griefing, shitflinging, ragebaiting, and many other methods of agitation that would lead to war with other nations. Around 30 'teens would participate in the final battle, along with 5 other allied soldiers. This raid lasted 5-6 days until all 'teens were banned from Terradivisa for being bigoted chvds. The scale of the raid was made possible due to the fact Terradivisa was a cracked server, meaning that free accounts could join.

DiplomaticaMC - Soyth Africa

Main article: Soyth Africa

His second campaign. It was a response to the Friday Massacre (Battle of Soypolis). Compared to the Gempire, it was a slowburn, and included minor skirmishes without official conflict to piss off local players. Generally considered a neutralraid.

Soyrusalem Crusades

Main article: Soyrusalem

	Mazel tov! Soyrusalem is Kosher! The content of this page has been fact-checked by real Israeli patriots.

Third and fourth campaigns led by Gold. Both were intended to make players seethe. Again Gold and fellow soyteens would agitate other players. Culminating in a Friday massacre-style battle that would lay Soyrusalem in ruins. 'Teens were encouraged to larp as Indians and Jews working for the NWO to piss everyone off. This would lead to the Jewish-Cypriot war which included other nations such as Gaza, this would last a week before Soyrusalem being mowed down to the ground. After a few months Gold would return, and beat the Gazans and Cypriots by buying up their land and carpet bombing the entire area.^🗝️

On /pol/

Around mid-2025 he would start frequenting Sharty's /pol/ actively, often clashing with the numerous namefags present there, namely the New Jersey Gooner and Icelander among many others. Now he uses /pol/ to blogpost about random SNCA.

Banned from the sharty

Gold would get banned on September 28th 2025, after he posted a screenshot of a thread with images that he claims to be proof that Mist was grooming people to carve his name onto them. He would point out visible scarring on an attention seeking tranny's leg spelling out "MIST", suggesting that Mist had been coercing someone to cut themselves for validation. After negotiating with Quote, he was unbanned on November 30th 2025. Gold would later say that he fell for a chinny failtroll falseflag.

Second ban

He got banned again on March 24th 2026. Following a spam campaign on the Boorum, protesting against babyjak 'p. Quickly flooding the forum with posts that called for the ban of porn of babyjak, and pledging allegiance to the Cacawaffen Division. Mustard and Quote would immediately perma ban him, allegedly for using a botnet to spam the site despite lack of proof. After telling Quote he did not bot the site on the IRC, he would get unbanned. He later started spamming again with /pol/ on his side, and consequently got all banned from the Booru, again with staff accusing Gold and all /pol/raiders of using a botnet. He would go on the sharty and mock Quote and Mustard. Gold quoted them as pedophiles, protested against babyjak porn, and called himself a pedophobe, which would get him permanently banned for rule 2 due to making jannies clitties leak.

The truth

This is not true. The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

Gold is actually made of cheese