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Portal:SoyBlog
the keyed alternative to the soyjak.blog and soyjak.forum
The Soyblog was a pseudonymous forum and blogging website based around soyjaks and other types of internet culture, deriving from soyjak.party's now defunct blogging site The schlog.
It was created on 2/6/2026 by a former user of soyjak.party's /pol/ board named Coalfarmer.
Before its closing, the site had grown, it had expanded to encompass many other topics as well. This portal is meant to be somewhat of a "hub" for the site's history.
Currently, the site had the following subforums:
/blog/ - /soy/ - /pol/ - /mtv/ - /secret/ - /chive/ - /intro/ - /spam/ - /com/ - /FAQa/
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This topic is related to soyjak.blog Here were namefags and SNCA.
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 This topic is related to THE KUZZY.Don’t lick every image of Kuz (You) see, Be the next KolymaNET larper to be the Kuzzyboil of the year. |
 THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE SCHIZO
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| Terror Byte | |
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| Status | Active only on the soyblog |
| Nationality | Romanian |
| Race | non-gypsy Romanian |
| Sexuality | straight |
| Years active | 2024-present day |
| Soyjak Wiki account | User:TerrorByte |
| Website | https://soyblog.forumotion.com/t83-der-terror-blog |
SoyBlog is a right-wing neo-nono!His behavior can be described as quite autistic and obsessed. An example of which is when he spammed soyjak.party's /soy/ board to the point of it being theorized he was using bots. It turns out he was not and just is the spiritual successor to Lee Goldson or something. He was so notorious as being a baiter and spammer on the schlog and sharty that he had a soyjak wiki page for a short amount a time before it was taken down. There was also a short amount of time where he would namefag on the kuzzy to troll them. He has now cut all ties with the kuzzy or something.
He is quite controversial within the soysphere as at the age of 14 he showed a girl on his bus shotacon and also watched it alone on a projector in class because he thought it was "funny". Thoughever he claims he has changed and is not a gooner anymore and now has a girlfriend and a relatively good life. Sometime in late February of 2026 he would try to jointhis very wiki just to be denied by cobblecuck for "activity in hostile communities" which makes no sense but cobblecuck never elaborates on xher pooner spergouts anyway. He was later unbanned when cobblecuck got xer admin perms' removed indefinitely and it was confirmed that he uses none of the communities which are deemed hostile.
It was debated thouroughly as to if they should unban him from the shroom for awhile as "nothing he did was nearly as bad as smoot" but it was decided that he would stay banned as he is a "Edgy little shit who cannot be trusted".
There is also a weird myth started by dap, Idkchud, and a few other shroomcucks that terror is a janny on the soyblog. This myth is false and theoretically impossible as he is 17 and you have to be above 18 to be a janny.
He also at some point in late 2024 was a janny at Thatsnuts.online aswell as running nutcraft, which eventually became schlogcraft. And he quit after schizing out to Squoot in early 2025. Probably because of the nutty staff being incompetent allowing p' spam and a few other things which made the site dead and barren. Similar to why he quit his position at the nuchlog due to moon metropolis's retardation.
/dem/ elections
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TerrorByte is currently the lead runner in the April 2026 elections for president of /spam/ on the soyblog having the endorsement of Billington[1], Coalfarmer, and most of the staff at the soyblog and user base of the swinny. He is projected to win as he has been campaigning on the soyblog and swinny frequently and his main opponent, suznetsov was recently outed as a pedophile who uses the jassy. If you want to vote for or vote against him you can do it here.
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his IAS self insert which is featured in the official banner for the soyblog's /pol/ board -
Him quitting due to (((Joshua Goldberg)))'s retardation -
Shroom facedox proves he's white and not gypsy (evendoe some gypsys have white skin)
Citations
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The Soysphere Sharty Owned: The Sharty - Soyjak Wiki - SoyBooru - The Boorum - The Schlog Splinter: Orbiters: |
