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Hypothetical 'jaks
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Hypothetical soyjaks are soyjaks that are theorized to exist in the future or even to have existed in the past but be completely forgotten about
- The last Jak
- Poopson. (The jak that was supposed to be poopson was already posted but the Sharty is still around)
- Peeson
- The original Soyjak (controversial)
- The gem that saved the party
- The coal that killed the party
- The iron that did something to the party
- Jarboy, the jar that pickled the Party
- Poop 2 (it has soul)
- Coal 2
- Coal 3 (COAL 3 NO EXIST! TAKE YOUR MEDS!)
- Glibblezorpson (Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub)
- Timothy (TAKE YOUR MEDS, GOYIM!)
- Goyim
- Sidson