Cosmopolitanism

Why yes, cosmopolitians are Gigachads
How could you tell?

Looks absolutely wholesome^{(where's antarctica though)}

Cosmopolitanism is the ideology of Chads that makes far right incels all over the world angry and write some unoriginal bullshit about Klaus Schwab and how Hitler fucked off to Argentina. This ideology stands for that the interests of all humanity should always be above the interests of one nation. Like seriously, you think that your nation is very different? Oh yeah, you value family and hang your flag everywhere, so impressive, doesn't even stand on the same stage as world's problems such as global warming or the fact that literally half of the world is barely liveable.

In fact, it would have been better if humanity had chosen this path from the very beginning, but some idiots decided that it was not funny and it would be more interesting to declare war on a neighboring state because a random king misheard something that another king said, and that's a fucking good reason to send a bunch of narrow-minded idiots to fight other narrow-minded uneducated idiots. Nowadays, wars are only started for the sake of traditions, small patches of land, and other stuff so that politicians could do nothing and say that there is no money because of the war. Normal people already realized that this is complete bullshit, but however, some little douchebags on TikTok are still falling for this low-grade far-right propaganda made by 16 years old south asian larpers that are obsessed with columbine, but we all know that they gonna end up just like Desmond Holly and that's the good news.

How it was Invented

Diogenes was the first to declare himself a cosmopolitan, and everyone around him was fucking shocked because they all felt patriotic even about their towns, not to mention the entire countries, because all they were was just some regular normies who couldn't do anything but support the current thing. Diogenes just enjoyed life living somewhere in the suburbs inside a barrel without a care in the world. One day, when he saw some random boy drinking water with his hands, he threw away his cup because he wanted to live life as simple as possible (In fact, he just wanted to get some lulz). Just like he was a real Chad, he wanted to harden his body, and in the summer, he lay on the hot sand, and in the winter, he hugged cold statues and slept on a cloak. And even when Alexander the Great came to the city, he continued to lie in his barrel because he was a Chad. Then, when Alexander came to him and blocked the sun, asking whatever he wanted, he simply replied to stop blocking the sun. Later, Alexander said that Diogenes was so cool that he would have wanted to be like him if he wasn't king.

Smarter than all nationalists combined doe

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In the Modern World

There are actually many organizations in different countries around the world that are trying to bring the unification closer, like the World Federalist Movement (WFM), but for some reason, no one has ever talked about them, instead, a random neo-Nazi group of 20 people that was created in Discord gets a lot of attention, but it probably comes from the same type of people as they are, so it's much of a vicious circle. Also, for some reason now the sign of cosmopolitanism is used for some anti-tcc videos or something, which probably means just humanity in that context, but whatever, it's okay, we aren't greedy.