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Cobson

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>Though maybe you were looking for The detractor perspective?
Cobson is a gem.
This page, ironically, is coal. (You) VILL help by completely recarbonizing it.
THIS TOPIC ATTRACTS ASPIES
Please remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
This page is a stub or is unfinished. (You) WILL help by expanding it
For those looking for the big 'ki's specific details on the topic, Soyjak Wiki has a page on Cobson.

Cobson, also known as Gemson is a is a eternal gem variant, which is saving the soysphere as a whole, along with other main variants. Cobson was originally traced off of Jobe Smith, a character in the 1992 science fiction horror film The Lawnmower Man. You can watch the movie itself here. The variant was first seen and created on 4cuck's /qa/ on June 6, 2021, 17:03:41 EST. When Cobson was first posted, the caption for the post was >ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK ONIONS BASEDJAK

After cobson stole the 10 millionth GET on 4cuck's /s4s/[1] thanks to a brazillan soyjak poster[2], and a couple of other GETs featuring cobson[3][4][5]. Basically, he will always be a gem.

See also

https://soyjakwiki.org/Cobson

HWABAG

Citations

  1. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/9999967/#q10000000
  2. ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/User:FlorianopolisBrazilian
  3. ↑ https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/10999995/#q10999999
  4. ↑ soyjak.party thread:https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9600716 https://archive.today/1sT6M https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ziOpbGet:https://archive.today/XVtFO https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IsXgK
  5. ↑ The GET itself, https://archive.today/XVtFO https://ghostarchive.org/archive/IsXgK
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