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Coalfarmer (Coalfarmer's perspective)
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An essay on why shitty pixel art got me banned on all soysphere sites for rule 2 with no chance of appeal
| Coalfarmer | |
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| Born | /pol/land |
| Baptized | Yes |
| Status | Active |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | Amerimutt (Louisiana) |
| Other names | Methodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering, |
| Race | White |
| Sexuality | Straight |
| Religion | Christianity (Methodist) |
| Education | University of Kuz |
| Years active | 2022- |
| Best known for | owning the mountain niggas, being obsessed, owning the SoyBlog, |
| Notable work | The American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart, The SoyBlog, |
| Office | Emperor of the Mountain (since 2025)
Owner of TACA (2022-2025) |
| Political party | Brootism |
| Opponent | soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/ |
| Tripcode | !NlY/.kUOpU |
| IAS? | sometimes |
| Soyjak Wiki account | https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer |
| Website | https://coalfarmer.neocities.org/ https://soyblog.forumotion.com/ |
Coalfarmer also known as the Coalish Mountain King, or IVfarmer by vinluv was a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and currently SNCApedia namefag who used to post on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the Gempire,[1] and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates gems on multiple sites. He also cooks regularly and has his own cook book filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.
He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from Louisiana, and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game.
He also created the infamous C.A.D.O coalition, (obviously a reference to Nikocado Avacado), which stands for Care Against Dermatology Organization, and was responsible for the colonization of NuSoi mountain, a mountain that generates Nusois, (or in the game, zombies), the creation of a mock waco compound, and a authentic Louisiana restaurant serving crawfish and crabs.
More information about Coalfarmer can be found on his SNCApedia account, Coalfarmer, or his VERY IN DEPTH Coalfarmer Soyjak Wiki account
In his IAS self inserts he's usually drinking his patented gem drink and has a southern flag shirt and cowboy hat on (usually Impjak). In his NAS self inserts hes usually a historical figure or famous person sitting in a chair and/or a desk.
Coalfarmer also has a jewtube account he barely uses the best video is a SoyBlog shill featuring (((Ben Shapiro)))
never mind he moved it to vidlii
Sharty ban
He is currently banned from the soyjak wiki, soybooru, and sharty all for a post which said "dats aryan shemmycuck". Considering how retarded this ban is it will probably be lifted at some point. Due to coalfarmer's obsession ever since the ban he has been campaigning to get it lifted. (((You))) can help by campaigning aswell or not as Quotecord usually doesn't change their opinion when its decided
Chinny
Tranager (or kikemin) made a joke post saying that coalfarmer owned the chinny and would be enactibng CFNWO (coalfarmer new world order) and that all foodists and pedophiles would be banned from the site and pinned the post on the chinny's main board for a week or so. This would end up getting coalfarmer permanently banned from the soyjakwiki due to cobblepedos retarded oversight thinking coalfarmer made the post.
This also got the soyblog spammed with DNB as coswork thought coalfarmer owned the chinny aswell and was angered that his site was owned by someone he didn't like. Kikemin would take down the thread after this and also stated in an email with coalfarmer that the chinny's MPA queue was also spammed with p' and DNB by a British IP bobson, a literal who attention whore pedophile.
Things he likes
- Sam Hyde
- France
- Leswarthy
- Nusois
- Crawdaddies
- Louisiana which is the greatest state omg no cap
- Methodism
- God
- Jesus
- Minecraft (couldn’t you tell?)
- this very website since he can dump random SNCA articles like the one on Conservapedia
- wikingtog88
- RC cola
Things he HATES
- you
- splinters (sometimes)
- porn and gore on muh heckin /pol/
- texas
- the gradingcaust
- rapedendweller
- Cobblestone
- coswork16
- Quote
- Somebodyrum
Rick Ross Posting
every year on January 28th create a SNCA thread on news commemorating the day quote banned porn and rick ross's birthday.
Today is rick ross's birthday!
Wish him a happy birthday!
Rick Ross loves quote for banning porn today!
We love rick ross!''
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Coalfarmer's first rick ross post gets on the main page
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Image Used
Self inserts
IAS
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Mexiaryan variant
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impish variant
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impish variant again
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sidson variant
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sidson ears variant
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DailyFarmer
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olgolstein variant
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olgolstein variant again
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impish glasses variant
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impish glasses variant again
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impish glasses variant with suit
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impish glasses variant gun
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impish glasses variant muscular
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ishnish variant
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toss'
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toss'
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toss'
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toss'
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toss'
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the "coalburner" proto-slopjak made by editor during an edit war
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a shroomcuck's depiction of coalfarmer
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ploot's depiction of coalfarmer
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another shroomcuck's depiction of coalfarmer
NAS
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hoov used on the booru
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goblin used on /pol/ when content or happy
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lenin used on /pol/ when reading
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Huey P. Long used on /pol/ when gegging
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SpaceGhostPurpp used on /pol/ when being serious
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Rockwell used on the shemmy when thinking

Notes
- ↑ coalfarmer had no idea about this and it was done without his knowledge