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Coalfarmer (Coalfarmer's perspective)

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Coalfarmer
Male
Born/pol/land
BaptizedYes
StatusActive
GenderMale
NationalityAmerimutt (Louisiana)
Other namesMethodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering,
RaceWhite
SexualityStraight
ReligionChristianity (Methodist)
EducationUniversity of Kuz
Years active2022-
Best known forowning the mountain niggas, being obsessed, owning the SoyBlog,
Notable workThe American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart, The SoyBlog,
OfficeEmperor of the Mountain (since 2025)

Owner of TACA (2022-2025)
Owner of The SoyBlog (since 2026)

Admin of the SidsonWiki (Since 2026)
Political partyBrootism
Opponentsoycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/
Tripcode!NlY/.kUOpU
IAS?sometimes
Soyjak Wiki accounthttps://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer
Websitehttps://coalfarmer.neocities.org/ https://soyblog.forumotion.com/

Coalfarmer also known as the Coalish Mountain King, or IVfarmer by vinluv was a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and currently SNCApedia namefag who used to post on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the Gempire,[1] and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates gems on multiple sites. He also cooks regularly and has his own cook book filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.

He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from Louisiana, and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game.

He also created the infamous C.A.D.O coalition, (obviously a reference to Nikocado Avacado), which stands for Care Against Dermatology Organization, and was responsible for the colonization of NuSoi mountain, a mountain that generates Nusois, (or in the game, zombies), the creation of a mock waco compound, and a authentic Louisiana restaurant serving crawfish and crabs.

More information about Coalfarmer can be found on his SNCApedia account, Coalfarmer, or his VERY IN DEPTH Coalfarmer Soyjak Wiki account

In his IAS self inserts he's usually drinking his patented gem drink and has a southern flag shirt and cowboy hat on (usually Impjak). In his NAS self inserts hes usually a historical figure or famous person sitting in a chair and/or a desk.

Coalfarmer also has a jewtube account he barely uses the best video is a SoyBlog shill featuring (((Ben Shapiro)))

never mind he moved it to vidlii

Sharty ban

He is currently banned from the soyjak wiki, soybooru, and sharty all for a post which said "dats aryan shemmycuck". Considering how retarded this ban is it will probably be lifted at some point. Due to coalfarmer's obsession ever since the ban he has been campaigning to get it lifted. (((You))) can help by campaigning aswell or not as Quotecord usually doesn't change their opinion when its decided

Chinny

Tranager (or kikemin) made a joke post saying that coalfarmer owned the chinny and would be enactibng CFNWO (coalfarmer new world order) and that all foodists and pedophiles would be banned from the site and pinned the post on the chinny's main board for a week or so. This would end up getting coalfarmer permanently banned from the soyjakwiki due to cobblepedos retarded oversight thinking coalfarmer made the post.

This also got the soyblog spammed with DNB as coswork thought coalfarmer owned the chinny aswell and was angered that his site was owned by someone he didn't like. Kikemin would take down the thread after this and also stated in an email with coalfarmer that the chinny's MPA queue was also spammed with p' and DNB by a British IP bobson, a literal who attention whore pedophile.

Things he likes

  • Sam Hyde
  • France
  • Leswarthy
  • Nusois
  • Crawdaddies
  • Louisiana which is the greatest state omg no cap
  • Methodism
  • God
  • Jesus
  • Minecraft (couldn’t you tell?)
  • this very website since he can dump random SNCA articles like the one on Conservapedia
  • wikingtog88
  • RC cola

Things he HATES

Rick Ross Posting

every year on January 28th create a SNCA thread on news commemorating the day quote banned porn and rick ross's birthday.

Today is rick ross's birthday!

Wish him a happy birthday!

Rick Ross loves quote for banning porn today!

We love rick ross!''

Self inserts

IAS

NAS

A user of shemmy.lol sings the mountain chant to bait oalgo

Notes

  1. coalfarmer had no idea about this and it was done without his knowledge