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Burkina Faso

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🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉
Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to submit to the BNWO n shiiet.

Burkina Faso smell like cheese ~ oh woah
Burkina Faso is coal.
The flag of Burkina Faso

Burkina Faso, also known as Volta, Upper Faso, or simply Burkika Fago, is a obscure, barely known SNCA country best known in the west for making a type of cheese that is very stinky and often considered the stinkiest cheese in the world. It is a communist nation ruled by a dictator named Ibrahim Troare who often leaks about his wife being asian or whatever. Niggers like to yap about how “dis cuntry wuz mi humelande” despite the fact that the last members of their bloodline from Burkina Faso died around 200 years ago.

Pre-colonial history

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Burkinese Cacas in traditional uniform

The northwestern region of Burkina Faso was first settled by a bunch of niggers from the southern tip of the border with Niger, but they didn’t do much with it (it was also 10,000 BC retard)[but the frioggian age ended in 9,000 BC?]. The first major civilization, the Buma Valley civilization, flourished due to construction of iron which brought a large amount of Burkinese into the south. The Buma Valley would last until roughly 500 BC, before collapsing due to lack of iron.

There is debate about the exact dates when Burkina Faso's many unique ethnic groups arrived to the area. The Mossi arrived in the far eastern part of what is today Burkina Faso sometime between the 8th and 11th centuries, and accepted Islam as their religion in the 11th century. The Mossi language is related mostly to other languages near Burkina Faso, like Coptic, spoken in Ghana, and Hausa, spoken in Niger.

The other native languages spoken are Moore, Fula, and Gurunsi.

History

In 1862, Burkina Faso was fully colonized by Germany. It was one out of only 3 German African colonies, the others being Congo and Rwanda. It became independent in 1974, and apart from a few revolutions nothing ever happens.