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Femetr
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 | Femetr had its corpse eaten by goonhitlers.
(You) can help by using was/were pronouns on them and updating this page to make it better reflect the project's death. (Cause of Death: The creator forgot about it and it became forgotten.) |
Femetr, derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a soyspeak conlang that was being developed in December 2025 but people got bored of it quick and it died.[1]
Translation system
[edit | edit source]b 🔁 p
d 🔁 t
g 🔁 k
v 🔁 f
th (as in thin) 🔁 dh (as in this)
z 🔁 s
zh (as in measure) 🔁 sh (as in ship)
j 🔁 ch
m 🔁 n
l 🔁 r
w 🔁 y
ng 🔁 h
a🔁e
i🔁y
o🔁u
double vowels are long vowels
Example of word evolution
[edit | edit source]Words, utilising the above system + shortening translated words can lead to new words such as below:
Prohibition ➡️ Prohypytiun ➡️ Rohypun
Alcoholic ➡️ Pidofil ➡️ Pypufyr ➡️ Pyfr
Temperance ➡️ Temperence ➡️ Tepence
Equine / Horse ➡️ Equyne / Horse ➡️ Quyese
Poop ➡️ Fecal matter ➡️ Fecer metter ➡️ Femetr
| Person | Singular | Plural |
|---|---|---|
| 1st | y | yms |
| 2nd | wo | woms |
| 3rd | xe | xems |
| case system | ||
|---|---|---|
| a | nomative | means subject |
| e | accusative | means direct object |
| i | dative | means indirect object |
| zez | genative | possessive think of english 's |
| rog | locative | location at/in/on |
| vle | ablative | by or with look up latin ablative case for more info |
if a word ends with a case you need to change the ending vowel to the case you want to use that way its easier to pronounce words
femetr uses suffixes for some verbs to have a lower word count
| suffixes | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| chemozg | someone is a gem | something is a gem | |
| dlaan | someone is a troon | something is troonslop | |
| pleem | someone is brim | something is brim | |
| zeedh | someone is seething | something is seething | |
| agng | someone is acking | something is acking | |
current word list
frog = vloz
soy = zooee
'jak = yoangeez
be = pa
the = del
and = arzoo
that = tad
have = nung
i = nee
you = gzoo
teen = deencha
op = opee
new = moo
is = eeza
it = dadh
for = veel
no = kaaeem
on = vara
Citations
- ↑ {i cant import the first archive for some reason} https://archive.ph/i7tNu (second thread)
