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Burger

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This burger is an American win, or something.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Amerimutt chugging burgers thrown at him, what a fat fucking fuck

Burger is a fast food goyslop which is typically made of placing arbitrary fillings inside of it, usually having patty, cheese or vegetables, inside buns or however the burgers are made. Despite being invented in Hamburg, Germany, the item is way more associated with US due to immigrants from the Germany bringing their culture in to the new world, with america later on turning burger into globe wide goyslop empire, biggest supplier of which is McDonalds, or however the burgers are fried.

In Amerimutt meme

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As burger is considered to be red blooded american culture, and the alleged primary reason of their obesity crisis, burgers become one of the main aspects to be made fun of in amerimutt meme.

Amerimutt himself is mostly portrayed to be fat and having mcdonalds shirt, pointing out how much we eurocucks obsessed with him eating mcdonalds high calory high fat slop every day. Also, because of both burger being american culcha and high commercialization, besides worldwide goyslop chains like mcdonalds and burger king they have trillion burger places hyperspecific to their states that nophono outside of america has a single clue about which makes their discussion about shartys, jartys, shemmys and swinnys look absolutely retarded or however niggers fight at popeyes.

In the obsessed faggot iteration of the meme the burgers are used in the "or something" variations to point out anecdotal obsession of americans with goyslop.

Albeit unrelated to the meme, but there is also separate anecdote about americans "needing burger related example" to understand a burger, but its almost neevr used outside of epic xitter screencaps or however they poison my burger with estrogen.

Also, if you are comming from a stack icon link, its because some ameribrap called it a "hamburger button"[1].

Impossible Whopper

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Before the meat substitute bubble seemlessly popped without anyone ever talking about the topic ever again, on the OTHER worldwide burger company burgerking they have came up with another quirky advert feature of the month incomprehensible burgerino where they would collab with some shit nobody cares fan about startup company for meat substitute to create a meat free burger which they would then equally quirky call "impossible whopper".

Because soyboy woahjacks fucking love fastfood goyslop and their annual shitty variation, and being homosexual quirky chungus vegans that save the heckin animals by not eating already dead farm livestock, a combination off both, the impossible whopper, has become the god science of the onionboys for its short runtime (which was caused by both FOTM goyslop going out of popularity status and litterally all meat substitute companies taking major LZ in profits about which nophono talks about).