If the VPN is closer to the server

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

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>if the vpn is closer to the server

Visualization of how a VPN being closer to the server looks like.

If the VPN is closer to the server, then it will have better performance. This is due to the fact that network speed is based on distance.
Also, a bit of ████████ usually helps.

Having a VPN close to the server is very helpful. This tactic has been pioneered in june of 2025.^{[it just was, ok?]}

What to do if your VPN is not close to the server

• Try to get it closer to the server.
• Try really hard.
• Buy a new VPN which is closer to the server.
• Maybe get a new VPN?
• I dont know.

Gallery of alternative scenarios

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  >if the VPN is closer to you
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  >if you live close to the VPN that is close to the server
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  >if you live extremely far away from the server
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  >if you connect to the server without a VPN
  This is very unsafe. We do not recommend this.
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  >if the VPN is broken and you cannot connect to the server
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  >if the VPN is a cacafly
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  >if multiple people are attempting to connect to the vpn, and one of them is calm
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  >if the VPN is something something i dont even know what this is
  poop
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  >if the V'PN is closer to the saarvar
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  >if the VPN is being used by dozens of people
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  >if the VPN is being used by HUNDREDS of people
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  >if hundreds of people connect to the server without a VPN
  Again, we highly discourage this.
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  >if the server is on mars
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  >if the trans kweens are closer to the ceiling
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  >if the users are connecting to themselves in a loop
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  >if the users are performing satanic rituals
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  >if the VPN is getting fu.ck.ed by many