Femetr

Femetr is deader than the Jarty. (You) can help by using was/were pronouns on them and updating this page to make it better reflect the project's death. (Cause of Death: The creator forgot about it and it became forgotten.)

Femetr, derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a soyspeak conlang that was being developed in December 2025 but people got bored of it quick and it died.

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Translation system

b 🔁 p

d 🔁 t

g 🔁 k

v 🔁 f

th (as in thin) 🔁 dh (as in this)

z 🔁 s

zh (as in measure) 🔁 sh (as in ship)

j 🔁 ch

m 🔁 n

l 🔁 r

w 🔁 y

ng 🔁 h

a🔁e

i🔁y

o🔁u

double vowels are long vowels

Example of word evolution

Words, utilising the above system + shortening translated words can lead to new words such as below:

Prohibition ➡️ Prohypytiun ➡️ Rohypun

Alcoholic ➡️ Pidofil ➡️ Pypufyr ➡️ Pyfr

Temperance ➡️ Temperence ➡️ Tepence

Equine / Horse ➡️ Equyne / Horse ➡️ Quyese

Poop ➡️ Fecal matter ➡️ Fecer metter ➡️ Femetr

Person	Singular	Plural
1st	y	yms
2nd	wo	woms
3rd	xe	xems

case system
a	nomative	means subject
e	accusative	means direct object
i	dative	means indirect object
zez	genative	possessive think of english 's
rog	locative	location at/in/on
vle	ablative	by or with look up latin ablative case for more info

if a word ends with a case you need to change the ending vowel to the case you want to use that way its easier to pronounce words

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femetr uses suffixes for some verbs to have a lower word count

suffixes
chemozg	someone is a gem	something is a gem
dlaan	someone is a troon	something is troonslop
pleem	someone is brim	something is brim
zeedh	someone is seething	something is seething
agng	someone is acking	something is acking

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current word list

frog = vloz

soy = zooee

'jak = yoangeez

be = pa

the = del

and = arzoo

that = tad

have = nung

i = nee

you = gzoo

teen = deencha

op = opee

new = moo

is = eeza

it = dadh

for = veel

no = kaaeem

on = vara