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Old Minecraft was a Gem.

However.. New Minecraft is Coal.

Minecraft, also known as 'craft for short, is a very popular (In fact, it is the game with the most sells ever.) game made by Notch^{(who happens to be swedish and hates trannies)} (by his real name Markus Persson) which began its development back in 2009, however after it was bought by Jewcrosoft^{(after Notch became kinda tired of developing it)} the game quality considerably lost its charm and somewhat of its quality, FAKE, the game got pretty good updates until they felt like making their game extra jewish around 1.9^{(marge 1.9 was microsoft's first major update with minecraft)}.

With many trannies obviously going out of their way to ruin anything that was good about it, nowadays Minecraft is sadly known as being your generic troonslop (Ev&oe it's still pretty good compared to other games ruinned by trannies).

Java

Early days

Minecraft used to be pretty barebones^{(no shit sherlock)}, you were mostly limited to two blocks, cobblestone and dirt. It was also originally a copy of some shitty game called Infiniminer that was a descendant of some game that the creator of it made with someone else called Infinifrag, and that someone else went on to create Fractal Block World which apparently is bigger than the universe itself. There was a lot of weird updates like adding Ruby ores, weird humanoid mobs and a lot of other shit so SNCA it doesn't deserve to be on SNCApedia. Not even Nophono cares about this era.

Version	Version Description
Beta 1.7.3	Gemmy old version, the beta versions are generally beloved for being more "Free", As in you can do whatever you want because there is no end goal, which makes it feel more like an actual survival game. It is also less bloated as all the updates over the years added retarded shit like Diorite. The Beta 1.7.3 version is the most popular as it is the last version without the hunger and sprint features. Beta 1.8 completely changed most features, making it more like modern minecraft. Beta 1.8's most notable additions were hunger, sprint and strongholds. Also known as the "Golden Age" by predittors.
1.0	The last version made by the ARYAN BEAST Notch. It added an ending to the game, which was the gemmiest addition ever. Macroslop niggers managed to somehow not change a single thing about the ending ever since it was made which proves that they are retarded and if they ever did change it, it would probably fucking suck. (1.9 doesn't count because what was added is after the ending, not the ending)
1.1-1.6.4	First versions made by Jeb, there weren't many changes aside from adding Villager trading and Horses which are pretty gemmy, but the gemmiest addition by far was Redstone.
1.7-1.7.10	Gemmy NormalGOD meme. [If someone has a higher quality version of this please add it.] Very controversial update due to completely changing world generation, making it much less random, although it made it so you don't have to swim for 10 hours just to find an island. The 1.7.10 version is probably one of the most modded minecraft versions and probably the best one to mod as it has the gemmiest, most Aryan rapist of kikeniggers modpack ever, GregTech. It is the Gem That Saved The 'Craft.
1.8-1.8.9	Retarded update that added Diorite, Andesite and Granite, which are all useless tranny nigger blocks whose only purpose is to be annoying. It was the last update with the original combat system. It's the best update for PVP servers as it added Barrier blocks, Which is why popular servers like HyPixel use this version. It also added the Ocean Monument which no one has ever used.
1.9-1.9.4	Also known as the most controversial update in the history of everything. It completely changed the combat system making it based on cooldowns instead of spamming. Although it makes survival mode more fun, it made literally nobody use this update for PVP until like 5 years later when people started getting tired of 1.8 combat and Dream was popular. If the nu-combat system wasn't retarded enough, it also made axes completely fucking overpowered for literally no reason at all, making stone axes deal more damage than fucking DIAMOND SWORDS. It also added Elytras and End Cities, which are gemmy. Or more like rubies. It was the last ever change made to the End, after this it became a DNB. This update is when it started getting coalish.
1.10-1.13.2	TRVTHNVKE. Very DNB updates as everybaldi only cared about PVP at the time. Notable additions are Totems of undying, Shulkers, and the Aquatic Update which was very gemmy and completely revamped water by adding Fishing, Swimming, Turtles, Dolphins and a lot of other shit GEMS.
1.14-1.14.4	Another controversial update, it completely revamped the games shitty textures making nostalfags seethe and cope because >NOOOOOOOO BUT ITS HECKIN' SOULLESS NOW!!!!!!!. Also added Pillagers and Raids, which are Iron at best.
1.15-1.15.2	Now THIS is coal. It was the start of the retarded reddit tranny wholesome updoot updates. Literally serves no purpose other than making it trannyslop. (Yes, this update was so fucking useless that what you just read is all that i can say about it.)
1.16-1.16.5	1.16-1.16.5 is a gem. Actually a really good update. Completely revamped the Nether and added Netherite, which is ironically. a gem. It made the Nether way better than the unplayable shithole it used to be (I wish they did this with the End). This update one of the best for modding and creating a survival server. Also added the mob "Zoglin", proving that Microsoft is run by jews.
1.17-1.19.4	Completely revamped the cave generation making it actually playable. These updates were very gemmy. It made caves absolutely giant and way more fun than they used to be. Also added Ancient Cities and Wardens, which are very coalish, as the Warden is basically useless and Ancient Cities are overpowered. The brimmiest addition in these updates is the glow squid, which was forced by a pedophile (Dream). It was around this era that the game revived in popularity, although it would turn to much worse in the future.
1.20-1.21.11-26.2	26.2. 1.20-1.21.11-26.2 IS GODLESS SOUTH SUDANESE BRIMSTONE PULLED OUT OF THE ASSHOLE OF THE MOST DISGUSTING DWELLER IN THE PEDIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!! Completely ruined updates by completely changing how they work. Now instead of getting actually gemmy updates that make the game more fun you get like 2 retarded mobs that do nothing every 6 months. Not even the Trial Chambers (the only big update) were good. They're just another overpowered nigger structure like Ancient Cities. There is nothing good about this era. There is 0 actual difference between playing 1.19 and 26.2, because all the updates were useless and did absolutely nothing to improve the game at all. After 1.21.11, they changed how updates are named, and now its 26 instead of 1.22 because it has to be heckin' modern or something. "Tiny Takeover" is the most reddit tranny retarded shit update ever made, and it proves how low this game has gone. Every single big update that could make the game "fun" is either a retarded useless decoration update (Nobody will use the new blocks for shit anyways) or shitty overpowered structure number 99999999999 that gives you chests with full netherite armor that have protection 4. The only way to make these retarded updates mildly good is by adding mods, but playing an old version is much better for that.

Bedrock

Bedrock is iron.

Also known as Bugrock. Bedrock is the Minecraft version used for phones and consoles (Although you can still play it in PC) which is why it's mostly inhabited by cacas. For some reason you cannot play old versions of Bedrock, contrary to Java that lets you play whatever old version you want. You can also make servers crossplayable between Bedrock and Java, notable servers that do this are 2B2T and Cubecraft.

Gameplay

It's not very different to Java when it comes to gameplay, although it is much more optimized and runs way faster on worse PCs while Java needs 30 optimization mods to run on an old PC (and it would still probably run at like 45 FPS). It has a lot of very SNCA minor differences, the most notable ones are:

• It has the old Java combat system (Yes, they changed the combat system just to make it the same in Bedrock).
• The regeneration is way slower.
• The Wither is a lot harder.
• It's filled to the brim with bugs.
• PVP is way more boring as it's either filled with cacas who can't play or hackers (who are most likely also cacas that got a virus on their computer).
• Redstone works differently for some reason.
• You can only use the off-hand for Shields and Totems.
• When playing it, you can really easily realize it's made for phones instead of PCs.

Store

Instead of being able to download whatever texture pack or mod you want and play it, in Bedrock, Jewcrosoft forces you to pay for it. This is mostly because 99% of people who play Bedrock are cacas, and they spend their mom's credit card on a shitty spongebob mod. They have shitty Robux-like coins called Minecoins which are used to buy stuff. They also want you to waste money on emotes and skins (which are both things you can get for free in Java).