Minecraft

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Minecraft, also known as 'craft for short, is a very popular (and most sold out) game made by Notch^{(who happens to be swedish and hates trannies)} (by his real name Markus Persson) which began its development back in 2009, however after it was bought by Jewcrosoft^{(after Notch became kinda tired of developing it)} the game quality considerably lost its charm and somewhat of its quality, FAKE, the game got pretty good updates until they felt like making their game extra jewish around 1.9^{(marge 1.9 was microsoft's first major update with minecraft)}.

With many trannies obviously going out of their way to ruin anything that was good about it, nowadays Minecraft is sadly known as being your generic troonslop (Ev&oe it's still pretty good compared to other games ruinned by trannies).

History

Early days

Minecraft used to be pretty barebone^{(no shit sherlock)}, you were mostly limited to two blocks, cobblestone and dirt. It was originally a copy of some shitty game called Infiniminer. Not even Nophono cares about this era.

Beta 1.7.3

Gemmy old version, the beta versions are generally beloved for being more "Free", As in you can do whatever you want because there is no end goal, and being less bloated as all the updates over the years added retarded shit like Diorite. The Beta 1.7.3 version is generally the most popular as it is the last version without the hunger and sprint features. Beta 1.8 completely changed most features, making it more like modern minecraft. Also known as the "Golden Age" by predittors.

1.0

The last version made by the ARYAN BEAST Notch. It added an ending to the game, which was the gemmiest addition ever. Macroslop niggers managed to somehow not change a single thing about the ending ever since it was made which proves that they are retarded and if they ever did change it, it would probably fucking suck. (1.9 doesn't count because what was added is after the ending, not the ending)

1.1-1.6.4

First versions made by Jeb, there weren't many changes aside from adding Villager trading and Horses which are pretty gemmy, but the gemmiest addition by far was Redstone.

1.7-1.7.10

Gemmy NormalGOD meme. ^{[If someone has a higher quality version of this please add it.]}

Very controversial update due to completely changing world generation, making it much less random, although it made it so you don't have to swim for 10 hours just to find an island. The 1.7.10 version is probably one of the most modded minecraft versions and probably the best one to mod as it has the gemmiest, most Aryan rapist of kikeniggers modpack ever, GregTech. It is the Gem That Saved The 'Craft.

1.8-1.8.9

Retarded update that added Diorite, Andesite and Granite, which are all useless tranny nigger blocks whose only purpose is to be annoying. It was the last update with the original combat system. It's the best update for PVP servers as it added Barrier blocks, Which is why popular servers like HyPixel use this version. It also added the Ocean Monument which no one has ever used.

1.9-1.9.4

Also known as the most controversial update in the history of everything. It completely changed the combat system making it based on cooldowns instead of spamming. Although it makes survival mode more fun, it made literally nobody use this update for PVP until like 5 years later when people started getting tired of 1.8 combat and Dream was popular. If the nu-combat system wasn't retarded enough, it also made axes completely fucking overpowered for literally no reason at all, making stone axes deal more damage than fucking DIAMOND SWORDS. It also added Elytras and End Cities, which are gemmy. Or more like rubies. It was the last ever change made to the End, after this it became a DNB. This update is when it started getting coalish.

1.10-1.13.2

Very DNB updates as everyone cared only about PVP at the time, notable additions are Totems of undying, Shulkers, and the Aquatic Update which was very gemmy and completely revamped water by adding Fishing, Swimming, Turtles, Dolphins and a lot of other shit.

TRVTHNVKE.

1.14-1.14.4

Another controversial update, it completely revamped the games shitty textures making nostalfags seethe and cope because >NOOOOOOOO BUT ITS HECKIN' SOULLESS NOW!!!!!!!. Also added Pillagers and Raids, which are Iron.

1.15-1.15.2

1.15-1.15.2 IS HORRIBLE SWAZI BRIMSTONE STRAIGHT FROM THE NOXIOUS BRIMCINDERS OF BRAPTARUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Now THIS is coal. It was the start of the retarded reddit tranny wholesome updoot updates. Literally serves no purpose other than making it trannyslop.

(Yes, this update was so fucking useless that what you just read is all that i can say about it.)