Conlangs

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Conlangs are constructed languages that are created by the brightest, smartest, and most gifted of the 'sphere. Whether it's on the shitty, the Swinny, chife, or elsewhere, there's a good chance (You) might have seen one somewhere. Typically these conlangs are made for a variety of reasons; some may want a more le heckin incomprehensible niggerbabble to mindrape der normgroids (since 'speak has become appropriated by them now), some may also want their certain conlang to be a staple of their site's culture or however the McFlurry machine works or something, and others just make them for the shits and GEGs. Here, you will find multiple conlangs that have happened to been created across the 'sphere, as well as the Swinny's newest and most recent conlang called Swinnish.

The Shitty

NuSoyish

NuSoyish ('oyish) is a work-in-progress dead conlang from the shitty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make ‘speak more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already is...BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO BE OK????? However, it was basically nonsense, with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. This changed on November 28, when threads were opened to improve it. It also has a sister language called Feralspeak. For all the Soyish-related texts, you can find them all on the Soyish Texts Subpage.

Feralspeak

Feralspeak, also known as Peraledene, is a work-in-progress dead language branched directly from Proto Vulgar Soyish^{(Predecessor of NuSoyish)}, another language apart of the Soyish language family tree which stems from Soyspeak.

Unlike its sister language, which completely threw out almost the entire Proto Vulgar Soyish vocabulary to start from a clean slate, Feralspeak deconstructs all the 200+ words from the original Proto Vulgar Soyish Dictionary and uses them to form entirely new words, other linguistical rules and sentence structures, allowing for the language be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroiderinos.

Femetr

Femetr, derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a new dead soyspeak language currently being created that never was fully developed on da shitty. Not much of this language was created mostly due to the creator giving up and moving on to other things, whateverbeit had it been.

Sigundian

Sigundian is a conlang made by le heckin shiki^{(whatever the fuck that is but I discovered that Jacolas is and probably still is a 'ru user)} editor Jacolas. My only guess as to what this conlang could've been was a failed attempt to give 'ru niggers a language to speak.

Sprec-Nu

Sprec-Nu, also known as Proper Soyspeak, is essentially when you take words derived from 'speak, run it through a Tokipona translator via ChatGPT, and then regurgitate it back into English. That's pretty much it.

Jakoglyphics

Jakoglyphics was less of a conlang but more of a constructed writing system for 'speak created by a vantawhite A20 Aryan. I'm too lazy to write a separate page for this gem, so here's the page on the shitty's 'ki for now.

The Swinny

Swinnish

Swinnish, unlike the other conlangs on this list, is actively being developed by swedeGODS on their /sci/ board. It takes some inspiration from Esperanto and it's designed to be the language that VVILL be the truly incomprehensible woahjack languagerino. You can find the current thread for Swinnish here. And you VVILL help develop this language NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Chuds.life^(Chife)

Nothing has been found here yet. If you're from the Chife, put one here or make one and then put it here.