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User:ImpishSwede

2026-06-29T00:03:17Z

ImpishSwede:

Your local conlang enthusiast.

My favorite pages:

[[Conlangs]] (I made this one if it matters btw), [[Swinnish]]
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User talk:Cobgang

2026-06-28T23:59:05Z

ImpishSwede: /* Did i ever fucking say this place is supposed to be a swiki? */ Reply

== You requested mediator, right? ==

Just asking since i feel like you have enough contributions now.[[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:35, 28 June 2026 (UTC)

:so is mediator like an approver or is it like the role on soyjak.st [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 18:58, 28 June 2026 (UTC)
::mediator and approver are almost the same thing but i meant approver, yeah [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:00, 28 June 2026 (UTC)
:::sure that sounds cool [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 19:05, 28 June 2026 (UTC)
:::thanks [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 19:33, 28 June 2026 (UTC)

== Did i ever fucking say this place is supposed to be a swiki? ==

What were you expecting? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 23:55, 28 June 2026 (UTC)

:THAT [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 23:56, 28 June 2026 (UTC)
:SWEDISHWIN.COM VVQN BTW, GOD BLESS [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 23:58, 28 June 2026 (UTC)
::This btw. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 23:59, 28 June 2026 (UTC)

Femetr

2026-06-28T02:52:22Z

ImpishSwede: changed "language" to "conlang", also added a link to the Conlangs page so they're connected

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'''Femetr,''' derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a soyspeak [[Conlangs|conlang]] that was being developed in December 2025 but people got bored of it quick and it died.<ref>{i cant import the first archive for some reason} https://archive.ph/i7tNu (second thread)</ref>
[[File:IT'S_FEMETR.png|thumb|random image]]

== Translation system ==
b 🔁 p

d 🔁 t

g 🔁 k

v 🔁 f

th (as in thin) 🔁 dh (as in this)

z 🔁 s

zh (as in measure) 🔁 sh (as in ship)

j 🔁 ch

m 🔁 n

l 🔁 r

w 🔁 y

ng 🔁 h

a🔁e

i🔁y

o🔁u

double vowels are long vowels

=== Example of word evolution ===
'''Words, utilising the above system + shortening translated words can lead to new words such as below:'''

Prohibition ➡️ Prohypytiun ➡️ '''Rohypun'''

Alcoholic ➡️ Pidofil ➡️ Pypufyr ➡️ '''Pyfr'''

Temperance ➡️ Temperence ➡️ '''Tepence'''

Equine / Horse ➡️ Equyne / Horse ➡️ '''Quyese'''

Poop ➡️ Fecal matter ➡️ Fecer metter ➡️ '''Femetr'''
{| class="wikitable"
!Person
!Singular
!Plural
|-
|1st
|y
|yms
|-
|2nd
|wo
|woms
|-
|3rd
|xe
|xems
|}
{| class="wikitable"
|+
! colspan="3" |case system
|-
|a
|nomative
|means subject
|-
|e
|accusative
|means direct object
|-
|i
|dative
|means indirect object
|-
|zez
|genative
|possessive think of english 's
|-
|rog
|locative
|location at/in/on
|-
|vle
|ablative
|by or with look up latin ablative case for more info
|}
if a word ends with a case you need to change the ending vowel to the case you want to use that way its easier to pronounce words
----femetr uses suffixes for some verbs to have a lower word count
{| class="wikitable"
|+
! colspan="4" |suffixes
|-
|chemozg
|someone is a gem
|something is a gem
|
|-
|dlaan
|someone is a troon
|something is troonslop
|
|-
|pleem
|someone is brim
|something is brim
|
|-
|zeedh
|someone is seething
|something is seething
|
|-
|agng
|someone is acking
|something is acking
|
|}
----current word list

frog = vloz

soy = zooee

'jak = yoangeez

be = pa

the = del

and = arzoo

that = tad

have = nung

i = nee

you = gzoo

teen = deencha

op = opee

new = moo

is = eeza

it = dadh

for = veel

no = kaaeem

on = vara{{Reflist}}

User talk:ImpishSwede

2026-06-27T20:39:53Z

ImpishSwede: /* Don't bother creating the pages of banned raiders */ Reply

== Welcome to my talk page o algo ==

Test [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 21:24, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Thank you or something [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 21:24, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::You're welcome or however the well is coming or something o algo [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 21:39, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Automoderated ==

You've been granted automoderation for good edits. Keep up the good work! [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 21:41, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:I've decided to promote you to Approver aswell (as you've requested). Check out the [[Special:Moderation|approver's log]]. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:45, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Thank you Soyoyuki [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 00:38, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== Don't bother creating the pages of banned raiders ==

They usually have names that are against the rules and were never actually relevant here or in the soysphere at all, limit adding <nowiki>{{Permablocked}}</nowiki> only to people like {{Spoiler|[[User:Smooty]]|style=kolyma}} [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:21, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:Gotcha, I'll keep that in mind from now on. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 20:39, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

User:ImpishSwede

2026-06-27T18:21:28Z

ImpishSwede:

Your local conlang enthusiast.

My favorite pages:

[[Conlangs]] (I made this one if it matters btw), [[Swinnish]]
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User talk:Soyoyuki

2026-06-27T18:06:17Z

ImpishSwede:

User talk:Crickling

2026-06-27T17:57:07Z

ImpishSwede:

== Automoderated ==

You've been given automoderation for your good edits. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:39, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:there will be more good edits and a bit details [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 19:41, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Nice [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:44, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Rest in piss, faggot. ==
Never come back. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 17:57, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

User:Crickling

2026-06-27T17:54:27Z

ImpishSwede: Added "awards"

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User:Crickling

2026-06-27T17:48:31Z

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2026-06-27T17:47:53Z

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2026-06-27T17:43:06Z

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2026-06-27T17:37:49Z

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NuSoyish

2026-06-27T09:48:58Z

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{{Infobox language
|name=NuSoyish
|pronunciation=I don’t speak upside-down e’s and dotted u’s (it was written to be completely unpronounceable GEG).
|ethnicity=The Sharty
|influences=
*English
*'speak
*Feralspeak
*Hungarian
*German
*Dutch
*Icelandic
*Romance languages
|numeral_system=Base-10|type=soyacst branch of PVS}}
'''NuSoyish''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a dead and unfinished [[Conlangs|conlang]] from the Sharty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It was influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make ‘speak more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already was. However, it was [[Marge|essentially niggerbabble]], with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. That changed on November 28, 2025, when threads on the 'arty were made to improve it. It also had a sister language called [[Feralspeak|Feralspeak,]]<nowiki/>which is also a dead language just like this one.

== Grammatical rules ==
Put a tense marker before a verb to set the tense.

* buf- ➡ past tense
* nuw- ➡ present tense
* fujt- ➡ future tense
* ha- ➡ command/imperative form
* dü- ➡ changes verb into perfect tense
* mä- ➡ progressive tense
* vud ➡ changes verb into conditional tense

Diminuitive: Add (-itte) onto the end of a noun to make it little.

Augmentative: Add (-igge) onto the end of a noun to make it big.

To put verbs into a negative context, simply add ('''un)''' onto the word. For example:

* can't ➡ unmahül
==Pronouns and other stuff==
* I ➡ et (Add -er to make possessives.)
* me ➡ mi
* he ➡ xhe
* what ➡ [[marge]]/vot
* is ➡ juti
* other ➡ odu
* She ➡ xhe
* how ➡ talet
* are ➡ atel
* it ➡ xhit
* where ➡ vere
* he ➡ xe
* you ➡ du
* why ➡ duastit
* you (plural) ➡ dus
* they ➡ zhey
* Articles:
* A ➡ uh
* an ➡ uhn
* the ➡ de
== Temporary Placeholder (Unorganized) ==
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Etele ektruevaeren naekts wo tigge-1. Xhit mi pjenaektsnaer-2, al ete schlaefiggejema-3 maehar vud ekstehen-4, doe umulmaehar-5 deltgemy noi jart.

Sehenebl-6 xhit maeschlaef alzo-7.

Xhit kruem duebufgleitet-8 ondar dem bettdecke juete nues, al ete moi maehul erinnern-9 uhwo dinge-10.

Ete bufessen-11 soysoesse-12 data truevaeren, naekst bufjost arbeitjema-13, al suem moment-14 inyer uhwo kaffee-15 bi vaerenstuecken-16 uhnd den zug-17 surx ete bufverlussen-18 mi zeitgleise-19.

1 tiger + igge (because its big)

2 naekst + naer = next to, beside (with emphasis on nearness)

3 from germ. schlaefen, to sleep

schlaef-igge-jema = too sleepy, too lazy, too predisposed to sleep

4 from germ. stehen, to stand

ekstehen = to stand up, to begin standing up.

5 umul + maehar = maybe

6 from germ. sehen, to see

7 from germ, too, also, as well

8 from germ. gleiten, to slide

9 from germ, to remember

10 from germ. thing

11 to eat.

12 soy-sauce

13 towards work, arbeit + jema

14 time

15 coffee

16 lunch, vaeren + (frueh - stuecken) -> vaerenstueken

17 the train

18 to lose, to lack

19 gleise, tracks, rails
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== Tenses ==

* '''Simple Present''' ➡ Et kosi a de jopa. (I go to the shop.)

*'''Present Progressive''' ➡ Et mäkosi a de jopa. (I am going to the shop.)
*'''Simple Past''' ➡ Et bufkosi a de jopa. (I went to the shop.)
*'''Past Progressive''' ➡ Et mäbufkosi a de jopa. (I was going to the shop.)
*'''Present Perfect''' ➡ Et dükosi a de jopa. (I have just gone to the shop.)
*'''Present Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et mädükosi a de jopas. (I have been going to the shops.)
*'''Past Perfect''' ➡ Et dübufkosi a de jopa (I had gone to the shop.)
*'''Past Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et mädübufkosi a de jopa. (I had been going to the shop.)
*'''Future''' ➡ Et fujtkosi a de jopa. (I will go to the shop.)
*'''Future Progressive''' ➡ Et mäfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will be going to the shop.)
*'''Future Perfect''' ➡ Et düfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will have gone to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Simple''' ➡ Et vud kosi a de jopa. (I would go to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Progressive''' ➡ Et vud mäkosi a de jopa. (I would be going to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Perfect''' ➡ Et vud dükosi a de jopa. (I would have gone shopping.)
*'''Conditional Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et vud mädükosi a de jopa. (I would have been going to the shop.)

== Suffixes & Prefixes ==
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=== Suffixes ===

====== Noun-forming ======
* -äde ➡ innumerable group (tree » forest)
* -ädzo ➡ physical manifestation (build » building)
* -jan ➡ member (america » american)
* -kak ➡ member, pejorative (jarty » jartycuck)
* -pers ➡ person characterized by the root (black » negro)
* -nin ➡ repeated action or process (blood » bleeding)
* -ja ➡ place (learning » school)
* -voz ➡ vehicle (bird » airplane)
* -loj ➡ instrument (play » toy)
* -piko ➡ fraction (four » quarter)
* -rew ➡ smallest part (chain » link)
* -dö- ➡ marks the most important, principal, or dominant version of something. (döviltem » primary finger » thumb)
* -zat ➡ container (bolt » nut)
* -ut ➡ a kind of stone (dirt » limestone)
* -ären ➡ a time characterized by something (thirty » month)
* -ter ➡ a family member (fellow » sibling)

====== Adjective-forming ======

* -jema ➡ propensity towards and action (play » playful)
* -etse ➡ abstract quality (hot » heat/hotness)
* -ebl ➡ possible (believe » believable)
* -swar ➡ worthy (trust » trustworthy)

====== Verb-forming ======

* -igi ➡ to cause (death » kill)
* -fai ➡ to become (red » blush)

=== Prefixes ===

====== Noun-forming ======

* gre- ➡ primitive, proto (father » grandfather)
* per- ➡ a professional (health » doctor)
* ko- ➡ fellow person (professional » colleague)

====== Adjective-forming ======

* ma- ➡ opposite (hot » cold)

====== Verb-forming ======

* dis- ➡ scattering (give » distribute)
* ek- ➡ begin (burn » catch fire)
* mis- ➡ poorly (understand » misunderstand)
* ere- ➡ again (come » return)
* pro- ➡ progressive, onward, along a path (walk » march) (year » a year passing)
* obo- ➡ around, all over (walk » wander)
* pere- ➡ to scrape the surface (touch » wipe)
* pje- ➡to go too far (to correct » overcorrect)
* vo- ➡ stabbing, entering (war » invade)
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==Conjuctions==
* after ➡ püjik
* and ➡ uhnd
* al[[though]] ➡ doe
* as ➡ verg
* as if ➡ ika verg
* as long as ➡ hila verg
* as soon as ➡ mert verg
* because ➡ cuz
* before ➡ büfen
* but ➡ al
* even if ➡ ika regu
* even [[though]] ➡ doe regu
* ever since ➡ atran üset
* every time ➡ sen üsten
* for ➡ ter
* however ➡ talevtü
* if ➡ ika
* only if ➡ ika juket
* or ➡ den
* or else ➡ smerta den
* otherwise ➡ oduscüm
* since ➡ astran
* so ➡ mos
* so that ➡ dat mos
* still ➡ gitüp
* than ➡ dana
* that ➡ data
* therefore ➡ itam-cadü
* [[though]] ➡ doe
* till ➡ ima
* unless ➡ sagip
* until ➡ imap
* [[or something|whatever]] ➡ votüset
*whenever ➡ venüset
*wherever ➡ verüset
*whether ➡ veder
*whichever ➡ vichüset
*while ➡ viyl
*who ➡ bo
*whoever ➡ boüset
*whom ➡ borik
*whose ➡ boder
*why ➡ varüm
*yet ➡ jata
== Common Verbs ==

* To do ➡ [[jakparty.soy|jart]]
* To make ➡ kary
* To go ➡ kosi
* To get ➡ lünd
* To give ➡ Ilünd
* To take ➡ sünd
* To have ➡ zaher
* To grope/to be Indian ➡ täpen
* To be ➡ mähar
* To work ➡ träb
* To know ➡ valtor
* To stay/remain ➡ mülren
* To destroy ➡ mardek
* To ruin ➡ särmol
* To burn ➡ lüterk
* To freeze ➡ külitek
* burning (verb, progressive) ➡ mälüterk
* freezing (verb, progressive) ➡ mākülitek

* can ➡ mahül
* shall ➡ sefke
* show/express ➡ ferntek
* praise/glorify ➡ los
* may ➡ umul
* must ➡ krum
* [[Klaus Schwab|will ➡ vil]]
* create ➡ hünit
* become ➡ vilchen
* becomes ➡ värat
* vära ➡ will
* would ➡ vüra
* was ➡ var
* win/success ➡ gutfel
* pray/hope/wish ➡ prek

== Other stuff ==

* who ➡ fagnit
* which ➡ Vich
* when ➡ Ven
* again ➡ core
* at ➡ tiv
* gone ➡ nir
* yes ➡ yej
* not ➡ noi
* your ➡ dur
* person ➡ pers
* place ➡ ia
* all ➡ hel
* always ➡ helären
* is this... ➡ jutisa
* construct/build/fabricate ➡ träbeštaff
* one who does something ➡ per- (someone who builds things ➡ perträbeštaff)
* over ➡ ülvor
* end ➡ dörmet

== Ratings ==

* [[gem]] ➡ clat
* recarbonize ➡ lat
* [[coal]] ➡ carb
* [[iron]]➡ fe
* [[brimstone]] ➡ azuf
* [[gemerald]] ➡ gzmarag

== Metals, Minerals, and Liquids ==

* gold ➡ ügam
* iron ➡ fe
* steel ➡ halgret
* zinc ➡ minos
* copper ➡ valet
* tin ➡ aman
* bronze ➡ amavlut
* sphalerite ➡ amanut
* hematite ➡ cremosut
* magnetite ➡ sigut
* limonite ➡ ferut
* tetrahedrite ➡ valut
* blood ➡ cremut
* The suffix '''(-ut)''' at the end of words acts in the same way as '''(-ite)'''.

== Adjectives ==

* good ➡ [[gem]]y
* bad ➡ [[Coal|col]]
* great ➡ giga
* many/much ➡ müs
* few/less ➡ füs
* straight ➡ stäust
* curved ➡ drävol
* bent ➡ zölvik
* burning (adjective) ➡ lüterkä
* divine ➡ deven
* appearance ➡ æperens

== Determiners ==
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* a ➡ uh (already translated)
* a few ➡ tuja uh
* all ➡ evü
* an ➡ uhn
* another ➡ uhnödu
* any ➡ uhnet
* anybody ➡ uhnetphono
* anyone ➡ wohnet
* anything ➡ uhnetdeng (deng is nutranslation for thing)
* anywhere ➡ uhnetver
* both ➡ duküm
* certain (also adjective) ➡ ümzak
* each ➡ reku
* either ➡ rükot
* enough ➡ nüfa
* every ➡ üsten (already translated but not in the 'ki by itself)
* everybody ➡ üstenphono
* everyone ➡ wosten
* everything ➡ üstendeng
* everywhere ➡ üstenver
* few ➡ füse
* fewer ➡ füstü
* fewest ➡ füstüst
* forever ➡ etern
* last (also adjective) ➡ jüte
* least ➡ jate
* less (also adverb and preposition) ➡ füs (already translated & in the 'ki)
* little (also adjective) ➡ ittel
* many ➡ müs (already in the 'ki)
* many a ➡ müs uh
* more (also adverb) ➡ mosü
* most (also adverb) ➡ mosüst
* much ➡ mütos
* neither ➡ sajukot
* next (also adjective) ➡ näkts (already in the 'ki)
* no (also interjection) ➡ na
* no one ➡ wona
* nobody ➡ naphono
* none ➡ nan
* nothing ➡ natün
* nowhere ➡ naver
* once ➡ wost
* one (also noun and pronoun) ➡ wo (already in the 'ki)
* say ➡ qüt
* said ➡ bufqüt
* several (also adjective) ➡ kürzad
* some ➡ süm (already in the 'ki)
* somebody ➡ sümphono
* something ➡ sümdeng
* somewhere ➡ sümver
* sufficient (also adjective) güf
* that ➡ data (already in the 'ki)
* the ➡ de (already in the 'ki)
* these ➡ des
* this ➡ disa
* those ➡ dosü
* three (also noun) ➡ jir (already in the 'ki)
* thrice ➡ jirst
* twice ➡ yert (might have to change yer to jer)
* two (also noun) ➡ jer (already in 'ki)
* us (also pronoun) ➡ nürem
* various ➡ Grüzik
* we (also pronoun) ➡ Ve
* what (also pronoun and adjective) ➡ vot (already in 'ki)
* whatever ➡ votüset (already in 'ki)
* which (also pronoun) ➡ vich (in 'ki)
* whichever ➡ vichüset (in 'ki)
* you (also pronoun) ➡ du (in 'ki)
* zero (also noun) ➡ nawu
* include ➡ endrik
* very ➡ moja
* sort of ➡ uka ters
* quite ➡ üblich
* usually ➡ scir
* sometimes ➡ sümüsten
* possibly ➡ delt
* somewhat ➡ sümovot
* some ➡ süm
=== Qualifiers ===

* Temporary placeholder until they're sorted here from the list above.
* include > endrik
* very > moja
* sort of > uka ters
* quite > üblich
* usually > scir
* sometimes > sümüsten
* possibly > delt
* somewhat > sümovot
*some > süm
*always > helären
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== Emotions ==

* Happy ➡ gläust
* Sad ➡ ströden
* Angry ➡ färgüsten
* Fear ➡ feistö
* Disgust ➡ bleimich
*Obsessed ➡ bufossen (buf + obsess)

== Anatomy ==

=== Surface ===

* body ➡ [[Nophono|phono]]
* back(body) ➡ surxphono
* chest ➡ praval
* side ➡ vädo
* rib ➡ sarnik
* neck ➡ näckon
* waist ➡ fremek

=== Head & Face ===

* head ➡ kravün
* face ➡ miran
* eye ➡ jexil
* ear ➡ vurten
* nose ➡ novik
* mouth ➡ klaro
* tongue ➡ längüt
* tooth ➡ krénat
* teeth (plural) ➡ krénats
* throat ➡ vürlan
* hair ➡ felüv
* eyebrow ➡ brüg
* cheek ➡ melva
* chin ➡ künet

=== Arms & Hands ===

* arm ➡ grata
* hand ➡ vokel
* finger ➡ viltem
* thumb ➡ döviltem
* wrist ➡ karun
* elbow ➡ brügna
* shoulder ➡ sholär

=== Legs & Feet ===

* leg ➡ lürmak
* knee ➡ pruzen
* foot ➡ dralin
* toes ➡ dralins
* ankle ➡ kastren
* thigh ➡ gläfen
* calf (back of lower leg) ➡ brinal

=== Organs ===

* brain ➡ zürmen
* heart ➡ lüvren
* lungs ➡ sorvels
* stomach ➡ mörven
* spine ➡ kravel
* bone ➡ dashet
* blood ➡ cremut
* skin ➡ kolren

== Color ==

* White ➡ hälot
*Black ➡ [[Nigger|nergr]]
* Brown ➡ jiit
* Purple ➡ blorp
* Red ➡ saz
* Yellow ➡ ebrüt
* Blue ➡ gemil
* Green ➡ mülgz
*Orange ➡ [[Froot|fröt]]
*Pink ➡ [[Quote|quöt]]

== Temperature ==

* fire ➡ lütern
* warm/hot ➡ lütark
* cool/cold ➡ külit
* ice ➡ küliton

== Time ==

=== Time of Day ===
* day ➡ woären
* morning ➡ trüvären
* noon ➡ dövären
* afternoon ➡ püjikdövären
* evening ➡ fralün
* night ➡ nüs
* week ➡ irmären
* month ➡ jireären
*year ➡ läusen

*today ➡ usären

* tomorrow ➡ nahären
*yesterday ➡ egären
*time ➡ ären
*middle time ➡ vären
*calendar ➡ drüzval

=== Time Measurements ===

* second(s) ➡ vürsen(s)
* minute(s) ➡ zolten(s)
* hour(s) ➡ vültren(s)

=== Days of The Week ===
*Monday ➡ nuwären
*Tuesday ➡ yerären
*Wednesday ➡ jirären
*Thursday ➡ midären
*Friday ➡ unelären
*Saturday ➡ judenären
*Sunday ➡ noinuwären

=== Months ===
*January ➡ Lütären
*February ➡ Külaren
*March ➡ Virmeren
*April ➡ Blüren
*May ➡ Fronten
*June ➡ Gemären
*July ➡ Sazären
*August ➡ Dremären
*September ➡ Müsteren
*October ➡ Ströneren
*November ➡ Nögmeren
*December ➡ Helären

== Directions ==
right ➡ døkoš

left ➡ lærdon

down ➡ ilen

up ➡ øfrenach

north ➡ forjas

west ➡ øst

east ➡ äst

south ➡ süten

== Shapes ==

*[[Soysphere|sphere]] ➡ góla
* triangle ➡ jirstaümus
* square ➡ qakstaümus
* polygon ➡ müsstaümus
*tetrahedron ➡ qakhünit
*[[Minecraft|cube]] ➡ drembohünit
* octahedron ➡ uhenhünit
* dodecahedron ➡ diryerhünit
*icosahedron ➡ yirehünit
*Shape/form ➡ hünit
*Line ➡ sträk

==Numbers==

* 1 ➡ wo
* 2 ➡ yer
* 3 ➡ jir
* 4 ➡ qakhan
* 5 ➡ uneli
*6 ➡ [[Thrembo|drembo]]
* 7 ➡ irmil
* 8 ➡ uhe
* 9 ➡ olse
* 10 ➡ dire
* 20 ➡ yire
* 30 ➡ jire
* 40 ➡ qir
* 50 ➡ unir
* 60 ➡ thrir
* 70 ➡ imir
* 80 ➡ uhir
* 90 ➡ olsir
* 100 ➡ hecent
* 1000 ➡ masant
*1,000,000 ➡ gigus
* 1,000,000,000 ➡ gaginst
* illion ➡ gug
*th ➡ sæg
*Number ➡ nübret

=== Example ===
How to say 3,141,592:

Three thousand one hundred [[Trannies|forty one]] and five hundred and ninety two thousandths ➡ Jir masant wo hecent qir wo uhnd uneli masant olsir yer masantsæg

==Vowels==

a /a/, e /e/, i /i/, o /o/, u /u/

Umlaut Vowels:

ä /æ/, ö /ø/, ü /y/

Umlaut Rules:

Whenever a historical /i/ or /j/ would follow, the root vowel shifts:

* Base ➡ Umlaut
* a ➡ ä
* o ➡ ö
*u ➡ ü

Diphthongs:

ai /aj/, ei /ej/, oi /oj/, au /au̯/, äu /æu̯/ (umlauted diphthong)

Diminutives (-itte) trigger umlaut:

* a ➡ ä before -itte
* o ➡ ö before -itte
*u ➡ ü before -itte

Example: xon ("house") ➡ xönitte ("little house")

Augmentative ([[Nigger|-igge]]) doesn't trigger umlaut:

Because the -igge suffix starts with a back vowel and consonant, it blocks fronting.

Example: xon ➡ xo[[Nigger|nigge]] ("big house", no umlaut)

==Consonants==

* b /b/, as in English
* d /d/
* f /f/
* g /g/, always hard (no /dʒ/)
* h /h/
* j /j/, "yes"(Germanic j-sound)
* k /k/
* l /l/
* m /m/
* n /n/
* p /p/
* r /r/, tap /r/ or trill /r/
* s /s/, always /s/, never /z/
* t /t/
* v /v/
* w /w/
*x /x/
*z /z/
*š /ʃ/

== Prepositions ==

* above ➡ obar
* below ➡ ondar
*at ➡ uht
* front ➡ frönd
* back ➡ surx
* close/near ➡ när
* long/far ➡ for
* in ➡ in
* out ➡ ot
* next ➡ näkts
* opposite/away ➡ veg
*between ➡ inyer

== Auxiliary verbs ==

* To do ➡ jart
* To make ➡ jary
* To go ➡ josi
* To get ➡ lünd
* To give ➡ Ilünd
* To take ➡ sünd
* To have ➡ zaher
* can ➡ mahül
* could ➡ zimen
* shall ➡ sefke
* may ➡ umul
* must ➡ krum
*will ➡ vil

== SNCA ==
This section contains any non-basic words.

=== Nouns ===

* Lie ➡ Jhúth
* thought ➡ falm
*Sun ➡ Day sphere ➡ woärengóla
*Moon ➡ Night sphere ➡ nüsgóla
*Stuff ➡ Eštaff
*land ➡ kúem
*demon ➡ thrembún
*home ➡ húsem
*Lots of stuff ➡ Of stuff ➡ Abeštaff
*Light ➡ Loik

*Darkness ➡ No light ➡ Noiloik
*Money ➡ taler
*Bank ➡ talerxon
*water ➡ wät
*Industry ➡ abträb
*Building ➡ abträbxon
*-xon suffix denotes any building

* star ➡ arüs

* treasure ➡ engan
* stone ➡ cobalün
* mortal ➡ thurtul

* poop ➡ främet
* death ➡ detam
* emotionless ➡ nuvad
* sheep ➡ bakü
* lust ➡ ürbat
* tree ➡ uvlaus
* runes ➡ long type ➡ langtypuš
* power ➡ vorgül

=== Anyone I don’t like ===

*[[Tranny]] ➡ Lie he person ➡ Jhúthxepers
* Fur ➡ Ver
*[[Furry]] ➡ Fur + “y” sound ➡ Veri
*[[Nigger]] ➡ Black person ➡ Nergrpers
* Indian ➡ Brown person ➡ Jiitpers
*[[Africa]] ➡ Black place ➡ Nergia
*[[India]] ➡ Brown place ➡ Jiitia
*Fail/Cringe/Discomfort ➡ heldika

=== Anyone I do like ===

* Father ➡ He before person ➡ Xebufpers
* Daddy/Dada ➡ Papa
* Mother ➡ She before person ➡ Xhebufpers
* Mommy/Mama ➡ Mama
* Baby ➡ Kaka
* Friend ➡ mälok
* God ➡ Sky he before person ➡ Düxebufpers
* Holy Spirit ➡ Spirit of God ➡ Abeš de Düxebufper

== Text Samples ==

=== Genesis 1:1-3 ===
In de nuw, Düxebufpers bufhünit de obardüzs uhnd de sen pers. Sen pers bufnoihünit uhnd bufnoištaff, noiloik bufjuti de eupas, uhnd de Abeš ab Düxebufpers bufobarbegu. Uhnd Düxebufpers bufqüt, «hamäharuw, loik,» uhnd loik bufmähar.

== Greetings ==

* hello ➡ gemüs
* bye ➡ soomüs

== Resources & Soyish Texts Subpage ==
Click '''HERE''' to view all the texts from '''Proto Vulgar Soyish''' to '''NuSoyish.''' This is all that there is for this language.

=== Translators ===
[https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoNuSoyish English to 5th Edition NuSoyish]<ref>https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoNuSoyish</ref>

=== Archived Threads ===
[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-0257-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14176882.html Thread #1]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-0257-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14176882.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-1007-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14180498.html Thread #2]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-1007-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14180498.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1130-0917-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14195902.html Thread #3]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1130-0917-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14195902.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1201-0832-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14218522.html Thread #4]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1201-0832-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14218522.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1203-0944-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14257095.html Thread #5]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1203-0944-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14257095.html</ref>

NuSoyish

2026-06-27T09:29:03Z

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{{Infobox language
|name=NuSoyish
|pronunciation=I don’t speak upside-down e’s and dotted u’s (it was written to be completely unpronounceable GEG).
|ethnicity=The Sharty
|influences=
*English
*'speak
*Feralspeak
*Hungarian
*German
*Dutch
*Icelandic
*Romance languages
|numeral_system=Base-10|type=soyacst branch of PVS}}
'''NuSoyish''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a dead and unfinished [[Conlangs|conlang]] from the Sharty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It was influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make ‘speak more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already was. However, it was [[Marge|essentially niggerbabble]], with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. That changed on November 28, 2025, when threads on the 'arty were made to improve it. It also had a sister language called [[Feralspeak|Feralspeak,]]<nowiki/>which is also a dead language just like this one.

== Grammatical rules ==
Put a tense marker before a verb to set the tense.

* buf- ➡ past tense
* nuw- ➡ present tense
* fujt- ➡ future tense
* ha- ➡ command/imperative form
* dü- ➡ changes verb into perfect tense
* mä- ➡ progressive tense
* vud ➡ changes verb into conditional tense

Diminuitive: Add (-itte) onto the end of a noun to make it little.

Augmentative: Add (-igge) onto the end of a noun to make it big.

To put verbs into a negative context, simply add ('''un)''' onto the word. For example:

* can't ➡ unmahül

==Pronouns and other stuff==

* I ➡ et (Add -er to make possessives.)
* me ➡ mi
* he ➡ xhe
* what ➡ [[marge]]/vot
* is ➡ juti
* other ➡ odu
* She ➡ xhe
* how ➡ talet
* are ➡ atel
* it ➡ xhit
* where ➡ vere
* he ➡ xe
* you ➡ du
* why ➡ duastit
* you (plural) ➡ dus
* they ➡ zhey
* Articles:
* A ➡ uh
* an ➡ uhn
* the ➡ de

== Temporary Placeholder (Unorganized) ==
Etele ektruevaeren naekts wo tigge-1. Xhit mi pjenaektsnaer-2, al ete schlaefiggejema-3 maehar vud ekstehen-4, doe umulmaehar-5 deltgemy noi jart.

Sehenebl-6 xhit maeschlaef alzo-7.

Xhit kruem duebufgleitet-8 ondar dem bettdecke juete nues, al ete moi maehul erinnern-9 uhwo dinge-10.

Ete bufessen-11 soysoesse-12 data truevaeren, naekst bufjost arbeitjema-13, al suem moment-14 inyer uhwo kaffee-15 bi vaerenstuecken-16 uhnd den zug-17 surx ete bufverlussen-18 mi zeitgleise-19.

1 tiger + igge (because its big)

2 naekst + naer = next to, beside (with emphasis on nearness)

3 from germ. schlaefen, to sleep

schlaef-igge-jema = too sleepy, too lazy, too predisposed to sleep

4 from germ. stehen, to stand

ekstehen = to stand up, to begin standing up.

5 umul + maehar = maybe

6 from germ. sehen, to see

7 from germ, too, also, as well

8 from germ. gleiten, to slide

9 from germ, to remember

10 from germ. thing

11 to eat.

12 soy-sauce

13 towards work, arbeit + jema

14 time

15 coffee

16 lunch, vaeren + (frueh - stuecken) -> vaerenstueken

17 the train

18 to lose, to lack

19 gleise, tracks, rails

== Tenses ==

* '''Simple Present''' ➡ Et kosi a de jopa. (I go to the shop.)

*'''Present Progressive''' ➡ Et mäkosi a de jopa. (I am going to the shop.)
*'''Simple Past''' ➡ Et bufkosi a de jopa. (I went to the shop.)
*'''Past Progressive''' ➡ Et mäbufkosi a de jopa. (I was going to the shop.)
*'''Present Perfect''' ➡ Et dükosi a de jopa. (I have just gone to the shop.)
*'''Present Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et mädükosi a de jopas. (I have been going to the shops.)
*'''Past Perfect''' ➡ Et dübufkosi a de jopa (I had gone to the shop.)
*'''Past Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et mädübufkosi a de jopa. (I had been going to the shop.)
*'''Future''' ➡ Et fujtkosi a de jopa. (I will go to the shop.)
*'''Future Progressive''' ➡ Et mäfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will be going to the shop.)
*'''Future Perfect''' ➡ Et düfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will have gone to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Simple''' ➡ Et vud kosi a de jopa. (I would go to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Progressive''' ➡ Et vud mäkosi a de jopa. (I would be going to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Perfect''' ➡ Et vud dükosi a de jopa. (I would have gone shopping.)
*'''Conditional Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et vud mädükosi a de jopa. (I would have been going to the shop.)

== Suffixes & Prefixes ==

=== Suffixes ===

====== Noun-forming ======
* -äde ➡ innumerable group (tree » forest)
* -ädzo ➡ physical manifestation (build » building)
* -jan ➡ member (america » american)
* -kak ➡ member, pejorative (jarty » jartycuck)
* -pers ➡ person characterized by the root (black » negro)
* -nin ➡ repeated action or process (blood » bleeding)
* -ja ➡ place (learning » school)
* -voz ➡ vehicle (bird » airplane)
* -loj ➡ instrument (play » toy)
* -piko ➡ fraction (four » quarter)
* -rew ➡ smallest part (chain » link)
* -dö- ➡ marks the most important, principal, or dominant version of something. (döviltem » primary finger » thumb)
* -zat ➡ container (bolt » nut)
* -ut ➡ a kind of stone (dirt » limestone)
* -ären ➡ a time characterized by something (thirty » month)
* -ter ➡ a family member (fellow » sibling)

====== Adjective-forming ======

* -jema ➡ propensity towards and action (play » playful)
* -etse ➡ abstract quality (hot » heat/hotness)
* -ebl ➡ possible (believe » believable)
* -swar ➡ worthy (trust » trustworthy)

====== Verb-forming ======

* -igi ➡ to cause (death » kill)
* -fai ➡ to become (red » blush)

=== Prefixes ===

====== Noun-forming ======

* gre- ➡ primitive, proto (father » grandfather)
* per- ➡ a professional (health » doctor)
* ko- ➡ fellow person (professional » colleague)

====== Adjective-forming ======

* ma- ➡ opposite (hot » cold)

====== Verb-forming ======

* dis- ➡ scattering (give » distribute)
* ek- ➡ begin (burn » catch fire)
* mis- ➡ poorly (understand » misunderstand)
* ere- ➡ again (come » return)
* pro- ➡ progressive, onward, along a path (walk » march) (year » a year passing)
* obo- ➡ around, all over (walk » wander)
* pere- ➡ to scrape the surface (touch » wipe)
* pje- ➡to go too far (to correct » overcorrect)
* vo- ➡ stabbing, entering (war » invade)

==Conjuctions==
* after ➡ püjik
* and ➡ uhnd
* al[[though]] ➡ doe
* as ➡ verg
* as if ➡ ika verg
* as long as ➡ hila verg
* as soon as ➡ mert verg
* because ➡ cuz
* before ➡ büfen
* but ➡ al
* even if ➡ ika regu
* even [[though]] ➡ doe regu
* ever since ➡ atran üset
* every time ➡ sen üsten
* for ➡ ter
* however ➡ talevtü
* if ➡ ika
* only if ➡ ika juket
* or ➡ den
* or else ➡ smerta den
* otherwise ➡ oduscüm
* since ➡ astran
* so ➡ mos
* so that ➡ dat mos
* still ➡ gitüp
* than ➡ dana
* that ➡ data
* therefore ➡ itam-cadü
* [[though]] ➡ doe
* till ➡ ima
* unless ➡ sagip
* until ➡ imap
* [[or something|whatever]] ➡ votüset
*whenever ➡ venüset
*wherever ➡ verüset
*whether ➡ veder
*whichever ➡ vichüset
*while ➡ viyl
*who ➡ bo
*whoever ➡ boüset
*whom ➡ borik
*whose ➡ boder
*why ➡ varüm
*yet ➡ jata

== Common Verbs ==

* To do ➡ [[jakparty.soy|jart]]
* To make ➡ kary
* To go ➡ kosi
* To get ➡ lünd
* To give ➡ Ilünd
* To take ➡ sünd
* To have ➡ zaher
* To grope/to be Indian ➡ täpen
* To be ➡ mähar
* To work ➡ träb
* To know ➡ valtor
* To stay/remain ➡ mülren
* To destroy ➡ mardek
* To ruin ➡ särmol
* To burn ➡ lüterk
* To freeze ➡ külitek
* burning (verb, progressive) ➡ mälüterk
* freezing (verb, progressive) ➡ mākülitek

* can ➡ mahül
* shall ➡ sefke
* show/express ➡ ferntek
* praise/glorify ➡ los
* may ➡ umul
* must ➡ krum
* [[Klaus Schwab|will ➡ vil]]
* create ➡ hünit
* become ➡ vilchen
* becomes ➡ värat
* vära ➡ will
* would ➡ vüra
* was ➡ var
* win/success ➡ gutfel
* pray/hope/wish ➡ prek

== Other stuff ==

* who ➡ fagnit
* which ➡ Vich
* when ➡ Ven
* again ➡ core
* at ➡ tiv
* gone ➡ nir
* yes ➡ yej
* not ➡ noi
* your ➡ dur
* person ➡ pers
* place ➡ ia
* all ➡ hel
* always ➡ helären
* is this... ➡ jutisa
* construct/build/fabricate ➡ träbeštaff
* one who does something ➡ per- (someone who builds things ➡ perträbeštaff)
* over ➡ ülvor
* end ➡ dörmet

== Ratings ==

* [[gem]] ➡ clat
* recarbonize ➡ lat
* [[coal]] ➡ carb
* [[iron]]➡ fe
* [[brimstone]] ➡ azuf
* [[gemerald]] ➡ gzmarag

== Metals, Minerals, and Liquids ==

* gold ➡ ügam
* iron ➡ fe
* steel ➡ halgret
* zinc ➡ minos
* copper ➡ valet
* tin ➡ aman
* bronze ➡ amavlut
* sphalerite ➡ amanut
* hematite ➡ cremosut
* magnetite ➡ sigut
* limonite ➡ ferut
* tetrahedrite ➡ valut
* blood ➡ cremut
* The suffix '''(-ut)''' at the end of words acts in the same way as '''(-ite)'''.

== Adjectives ==

* good ➡ [[gem]]y
* bad ➡ [[Coal|col]]
* great ➡ giga
* many/much ➡ müs
* few/less ➡ füs
* straight ➡ stäust
* curved ➡ drävol
* bent ➡ zölvik
* burning (adjective) ➡ lüterkä
* divine ➡ deven
* appearance ➡ æperens

== Determiners ==

* a ➡ uh (already translated)
* a few ➡ tuja uh
* all ➡ evü
* an ➡ uhn
* another ➡ uhnödu
* any ➡ uhnet
* anybody ➡ uhnetphono
* anyone ➡ wohnet
* anything ➡ uhnetdeng (deng is nutranslation for thing)
* anywhere ➡ uhnetver
* both ➡ duküm
* certain (also adjective) ➡ ümzak
* each ➡ reku
* either ➡ rükot
* enough ➡ nüfa
* every ➡ üsten (already translated but not in the 'ki by itself)
* everybody ➡ üstenphono
* everyone ➡ wosten
* everything ➡ üstendeng
* everywhere ➡ üstenver
* few ➡ füse
* fewer ➡ füstü
* fewest ➡ füstüst
* forever ➡ etern
* last (also adjective) ➡ jüte
* least ➡ jate
* less (also adverb and preposition) ➡ füs (already translated & in the 'ki)
* little (also adjective) ➡ ittel
* many ➡ müs (already in the 'ki)
* many a ➡ müs uh
* more (also adverb) ➡ mosü
* most (also adverb) ➡ mosüst
* much ➡ mütos
* neither ➡ sajukot
* next (also adjective) ➡ näkts (already in the 'ki)
* no (also interjection) ➡ na
* no one ➡ wona
* nobody ➡ naphono
* none ➡ nan
* nothing ➡ natün
* nowhere ➡ naver
* once ➡ wost
* one (also noun and pronoun) ➡ wo (already in the 'ki)
* say ➡ qüt
* said ➡ bufqüt
* several (also adjective) ➡ kürzad
* some ➡ süm (already in the 'ki)
* somebody ➡ sümphono
* something ➡ sümdeng
* somewhere ➡ sümver
* sufficient (also adjective) güf
* that ➡ data (already in the 'ki)
* the ➡ de (already in the 'ki)
* these ➡ des
* this ➡ disa
* those ➡ dosü
* three (also noun) ➡ jir (already in the 'ki)
* thrice ➡ jirst
* twice ➡ yert (might have to change yer to jer)
* two (also noun) ➡ jer (already in 'ki)
* us (also pronoun) ➡ nürem
* various ➡ Grüzik
* we (also pronoun) ➡ Ve
* what (also pronoun and adjective) ➡ vot (already in 'ki)
* whatever ➡ votüset (already in 'ki)
* which (also pronoun) ➡ vich (in 'ki)
* whichever ➡ vichüset (in 'ki)
* you (also pronoun) ➡ du (in 'ki)
* zero (also noun) ➡ nawu
* include ➡ endrik
* very ➡ moja
* sort of ➡ uka ters
* quite ➡ üblich
* usually ➡ scir
* sometimes ➡ sümüsten
* possibly ➡ delt
* somewhat ➡ sümovot
* some ➡ süm

=== Qualifiers ===

* Temporary placeholder until they're sorted here from the list above.
* include > endrik
* very > moja
* sort of > uka ters
* quite > üblich
* usually > scir
* sometimes > sümüsten
* possibly > delt
* somewhat > sümovot
*some > süm
*always > helären

== Emotions ==

* Happy ➡ gläust
* Sad ➡ ströden
* Angry ➡ färgüsten
* Fear ➡ feistö
* Disgust ➡ bleimich
*Obsessed ➡ bufossen (buf + obsess)

== Anatomy ==

=== Surface ===

* body ➡ [[Nophono|phono]]
* back(body) ➡ surxphono
* chest ➡ praval
* side ➡ vädo
* rib ➡ sarnik
* neck ➡ näckon
* waist ➡ fremek

=== Head & Face ===

* head ➡ kravün
* face ➡ miran
* eye ➡ jexil
* ear ➡ vurten
* nose ➡ novik
* mouth ➡ klaro
* tongue ➡ längüt
* tooth ➡ krénat
* teeth (plural) ➡ krénats
* throat ➡ vürlan
* hair ➡ felüv
* eyebrow ➡ brüg
* cheek ➡ melva
* chin ➡ künet

=== Arms & Hands ===

* arm ➡ grata
* hand ➡ vokel
* finger ➡ viltem
* thumb ➡ döviltem
* wrist ➡ karun
* elbow ➡ brügna
* shoulder ➡ sholär

=== Legs & Feet ===

* leg ➡ lürmak
* knee ➡ pruzen
* foot ➡ dralin
* toes ➡ dralins
* ankle ➡ kastren
* thigh ➡ gläfen
* calf (back of lower leg) ➡ brinal

=== Organs ===

* brain ➡ zürmen
* heart ➡ lüvren
* lungs ➡ sorvels
* stomach ➡ mörven
* spine ➡ kravel
* bone ➡ dashet
* blood ➡ cremut
* skin ➡ kolren

== Color ==

* White ➡ hälot
*Black ➡ [[Nigger|nergr]]
* Brown ➡ jiit
* Purple ➡ blorp
* Red ➡ saz
* Yellow ➡ ebrüt
* Blue ➡ gemil
* Green ➡ mülgz
*Orange ➡ [[Froot|fröt]]
*Pink ➡ [[Quote|quöt]]

== Temperature ==

* fire ➡ lütern
* warm/hot ➡ lütark
* cool/cold ➡ külit
* ice ➡ küliton

== Time ==

=== Time of Day ===
* day ➡ woären
* morning ➡ trüvären
* noon ➡ dövären
* afternoon ➡ püjikdövären
* evening ➡ fralün
* night ➡ nüs
* week ➡ irmären
* month ➡ jireären
*year ➡ läusen

*today ➡ usären

* tomorrow ➡ nahären
*yesterday ➡ egären
*time ➡ ären
*middle time ➡ vären
*calendar ➡ drüzval

=== Time Measurements ===

* second(s) ➡ vürsen(s)
* minute(s) ➡ zolten(s)
* hour(s) ➡ vültren(s)

=== Days of The Week ===
*Monday ➡ nuwären
*Tuesday ➡ yerären
*Wednesday ➡ jirären
*Thursday ➡ midären
*Friday ➡ unelären
*Saturday ➡ judenären
*Sunday ➡ noinuwären

=== Months ===
*January ➡ Lütären
*February ➡ Külaren
*March ➡ Virmeren
*April ➡ Blüren
*May ➡ Fronten
*June ➡ Gemären
*July ➡ Sazären
*August ➡ Dremären
*September ➡ Müsteren
*October ➡ Ströneren
*November ➡ Nögmeren
*December ➡ Helären

== Directions ==
right ➡ døkoš

left ➡ lærdon

down ➡ ilen

up ➡ øfrenach

north ➡ forjas

west ➡ øst

east ➡ äst

south ➡ süten

== Shapes ==

*[[Soysphere|sphere]] ➡ góla
* triangle ➡ jirstaümus
* square ➡ qakstaümus
* polygon ➡ müsstaümus
*tetrahedron ➡ qakhünit
*[[Minecraft|cube]] ➡ drembohünit
* octahedron ➡ uhenhünit
* dodecahedron ➡ diryerhünit
*icosahedron ➡ yirehünit
*Shape/form ➡ hünit
*Line ➡ sträk

==Numbers==

* 1 ➡ wo
* 2 ➡ yer
* 3 ➡ jir
* 4 ➡ qakhan
* 5 ➡ uneli
*6 ➡ [[Thrembo|drembo]]
* 7 ➡ irmil
* 8 ➡ uhe
* 9 ➡ olse
* 10 ➡ dire
* 20 ➡ yire
* 30 ➡ jire
* 40 ➡ qir
* 50 ➡ unir
* 60 ➡ thrir
* 70 ➡ imir
* 80 ➡ uhir
* 90 ➡ olsir
* 100 ➡ hecent
* 1000 ➡ masant
*1,000,000 ➡ gigus
* 1,000,000,000 ➡ gaginst
* illion ➡ gug
*th ➡ sæg
*Number ➡ nübret

=== Example ===
How to say 3,141,592:

Three thousand one hundred [[Trannies|forty one]] and five hundred and ninety two thousandths ➡ Jir masant wo hecent qir wo uhnd uneli masant olsir yer masantsæg

==Vowels==

a /a/, e /e/, i /i/, o /o/, u /u/

Umlaut Vowels:

ä /æ/, ö /ø/, ü /y/

Umlaut Rules:

Whenever a historical /i/ or /j/ would follow, the root vowel shifts:

* Base ➡ Umlaut
* a ➡ ä
* o ➡ ö
*u ➡ ü

Diphthongs:

ai /aj/, ei /ej/, oi /oj/, au /au̯/, äu /æu̯/ (umlauted diphthong)

Diminutives (-itte) trigger umlaut:

* a ➡ ä before -itte
* o ➡ ö before -itte
*u ➡ ü before -itte

Example: xon ("house") ➡ xönitte ("little house")

Augmentative ([[Nigger|-igge]]) doesn't trigger umlaut:

Because the -igge suffix starts with a back vowel and consonant, it blocks fronting.

Example: xon ➡ xo[[Nigger|nigge]] ("big house", no umlaut)

==Consonants==

* b /b/, as in English
* d /d/
* f /f/
* g /g/, always hard (no /dʒ/)
* h /h/
* j /j/, "yes"(Germanic j-sound)
* k /k/
* l /l/
* m /m/
* n /n/
* p /p/
* r /r/, tap /r/ or trill /r/
* s /s/, always /s/, never /z/
* t /t/
* v /v/
* w /w/
*x /x/
*z /z/
*š /ʃ/

== Prepositions ==

* above ➡ obar
* below ➡ ondar
*at ➡ uht
* front ➡ frönd
* back ➡ surx
* close/near ➡ när
* long/far ➡ for
* in ➡ in
* out ➡ ot
* next ➡ näkts
* opposite/away ➡ veg
*between ➡ inyer

== Auxiliary verbs ==

* To do ➡ jart
* To make ➡ jary
* To go ➡ josi
* To get ➡ lünd
* To give ➡ Ilünd
* To take ➡ sünd
* To have ➡ zaher
* can ➡ mahül
* could ➡ zimen
* shall ➡ sefke
* may ➡ umul
* must ➡ krum
*will ➡ vil

== SNCA ==
This section contains any non-basic words.

=== Nouns ===

* Lie ➡ Jhúth
* thought ➡ falm
*Sun ➡ Day sphere ➡ woärengóla
*Moon ➡ Night sphere ➡ nüsgóla
*Stuff ➡ Eštaff
*land ➡ kúem
*demon ➡ thrembún
*home ➡ húsem
*Lots of stuff ➡ Of stuff ➡ Abeštaff
*Light ➡ Loik

*Darkness ➡ No light ➡ Noiloik
*Money ➡ taler
*Bank ➡ talerxon
*water ➡ wät
*Industry ➡ abträb
*Building ➡ abträbxon
*-xon suffix denotes any building

* star ➡ arüs

* treasure ➡ engan
* stone ➡ cobalün
* mortal ➡ thurtul

* poop ➡ främet
* death ➡ detam
* emotionless ➡ nuvad
* sheep ➡ bakü
* lust ➡ ürbat
* tree ➡ uvlaus
* runes ➡ long type ➡ langtypuš
* power ➡ vorgül

=== Anyone I don’t like ===

*[[Tranny]] ➡ Lie he person ➡ Jhúthxepers
* Fur ➡ Ver
*[[Furry]] ➡ Fur + “y” sound ➡ Veri
*[[Nigger]] ➡ Black person ➡ Nergrpers
* Indian ➡ Brown person ➡ Jiitpers
*[[Africa]] ➡ Black place ➡ Nergia
*[[India]] ➡ Brown place ➡ Jiitia
*Fail/Cringe/Discomfort ➡ heldika

=== Anyone I do like ===

* Father ➡ He before person ➡ Xebufpers
* Daddy/Dada ➡ Papa
* Mother ➡ She before person ➡ Xhebufpers
* Mommy/Mama ➡ Mama
* Baby ➡ Kaka
* Friend ➡ mälok
* God ➡ Sky he before person ➡ Düxebufpers
* Holy Spirit ➡ Spirit of God ➡ Abeš de Düxebufper

== Text Samples ==

=== Genesis 1:1-3 ===
In de nuw, Düxebufpers bufhünit de obardüzs uhnd de sen pers. Sen pers bufnoihünit uhnd bufnoištaff, noiloik bufjuti de eupas, uhnd de Abeš ab Düxebufpers bufobarbegu. Uhnd Düxebufpers bufqüt, «hamäharuw, loik,» uhnd loik bufmähar.

== Greetings ==

* hello ➡ gemüs
* bye ➡ soomüs

== Resources & Soyish Texts Subpage ==
Click '''HERE''' to view all the texts from '''Proto Vulgar Soyish''' to '''NuSoyish.''' This is all that there is for this language.

=== Translators ===
[https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoNuSoyish English to 5th Edition NuSoyish]<ref>https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoNuSoyish</ref>

=== Archived Threads ===
[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-0257-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14176882.html Thread #1]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-0257-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14176882.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-1007-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14180498.html Thread #2]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-1007-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14180498.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1130-0917-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14195902.html Thread #3]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1130-0917-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14195902.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1201-0832-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14218522.html Thread #4]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1201-0832-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14218522.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1203-0944-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14257095.html Thread #5]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1203-0944-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14257095.html</ref>

User talk:Cobblestone

2026-06-27T09:18:38Z

ImpishSwede: /* coalbbctroon */ Reply

== coalbbctroon ==

[[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 09:11, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:i'm a valid trans queen jewess btw if that matters [[User:Cobblestone|Cobblestone]] ([[User talk:Cobblestone|talk]]) 09:13, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::is this the real cobblestone or larp [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 09:18, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

Conlangs

2026-06-27T09:17:29Z

ImpishSwede: Added links to future pages that I'll connect to here soon.

{{WIP}}
'''Conlangs''' are constructed languages that are created by the [[Autism|brightest, smartest, and most gifted of the 'sphere.]] Whether it's on the [[Soyjak.party|shitty]], the [[Swedishwin.com|Swinny]], [[Chuds.life|chife]], or elsewhere, there's a good chance [[You|(You)]] might have seen one somewhere. Typically these conlangs are made for a variety of reasons; some may want a more le heckin incomprehensible niggerbabble to mindrape der normgroids ([[Truthnuke|since 'speak has become appropriated by them now]]), some may also want their certain conlang to be a staple of their site's culture or [[Mutt's Law|however the McFlurry machine works or something]], and others just make them for the shits and GEGs. Here, you will find multiple conlangs that have happened to been created across the 'sphere, as well as the Swinny's newest and most recent conlang called [[Conlangs#Swinnish|Swinnish.]]

== The Shitty ==

=== [[NuSoyish]] ===
'''[[NuSoyish]]''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead conlang from the Sharty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. However, development of this conlang soon turned into a DNB once some 'teens began leaking their clitties that NuSoyish started to sound more Germanic than anything else, combined with the fact that building this specific language from the ground-up was a near-impossibly steep learning curve.

=== [[Feralspeak]] ===
'''[[Feralspeak]],''' also known as '''Peraledene,''' is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead language branched directly from Proto Vulgar Soyish(Predecessor of NuSoyish), another language apart of the [[sharty:NuSoyish|Soyish]] language family tree which stems from [[sharty:Soyspeak|Soyspeak.]]

Unlike NuSoyish, which completely threw out almost the entire Proto Vulgar Soyish vocabulary to start from a clean slate, Feralspeak deconstructed all the 200+ words from the original Proto Vulgar Soyish Dictionary and used them to form entirely new words, other linguistical rules and sentence structures, allowing for the language be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroiderinos. Despite progress being a lot more smoother than its sister language, the original creator of Feralspeak gave up on it and later began working on the Swinnish language.

=== [[Femetr]] ===
'''[[Femetr]],''' derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a <s>new</s> dead Soyspeak language <s>currently being created</s> that never was fully developed on da shitty. Not much of this language was created mostly due to the creator giving up and moving on to other things, whateverbeit had it been.

=== [[Sigundian]] ===
'''[[Sigundian]]''' was a conlang made by le heckin shiki(whatever the fuck that is but I discovered that Jacolas is and probably still is a 'ru user) editor Jacolas. My only guess as to what this conlang could've been for that it must've been a failed attempt to give 'ru niggers a language to speak.

=== [[Sprec-Nu]] ===
'''[[Sprec-Nu]]''', also known as '''Proper Soyspeak''', is essentially when you take words derived from 'speak, run it through a Tokipona translator via ChatGPT, and then regurgitate it back into English. That's pretty much it.

=== [[Jakoglyphics]] ===
'''[[Jakoglyphics]]''' was less of a conlang but more of a constructed writing system for 'speak created by a vantawhite A20 Aryan. I'm too lazy to write a separate page for this gem, so [[sharty:Jakoglyphics|here's the page on the shitty's 'ki for now.]]

== The Swinny ==

=== [[Swinnish language|Swinnish]] ===
'''[[Swinnish language|Swinnish]]''', unlike the other conlangs on this list, is actively being developed by swedeGODS on their /sci/ board. It takes some inspiration from Esperanto and it's designed to be the language that VVILL be the truly incomprehensible woahjack languagerino. You can find the current thread for Swinnish [https://swedishwin.com/sci/res/1010.html here.] And you '''VVILL''' help develop this language <big>'''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.'''</big>

== Chuds.life(Chife) ==
Nothing has been found here yet. If you're from the Chife, put one here or make one and then put it here.

Conlangs

2026-06-27T09:08:49Z

ImpishSwede: /* NuSoyish */

{{WIP}}
'''Conlangs''' are constructed languages that are created by the [[Autism|brightest, smartest, and most gifted of the 'sphere.]] Whether it's on the [[Soyjak.party|shitty]], the [[Swedishwin.com|Swinny]], [[Chuds.life|chife]], or elsewhere, there's a good chance [[You|(You)]] might have seen one somewhere. Typically these conlangs are made for a variety of reasons; some may want a more le heckin incomprehensible niggerbabble to mindrape der normgroids ([[Truthnuke|since 'speak has become appropriated by them now]]), some may also want their certain conlang to be a staple of their site's culture or [[Mutt's Law|however the McFlurry machine works or something]], and others just make them for the shits and GEGs. Here, you will find multiple conlangs that have happened to been created across the 'sphere, as well as the Swinny's newest and most recent conlang called [[Conlangs#Swinnish|Swinnish.]]

== The Shitty ==

=== [[NuSoyish]] ===
'''[[NuSoyish]]''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead conlang from the Sharty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. However, development of this conlang soon turned into a DNB once some 'teens began leaking their clitties that NuSoyish started to sound more Germanic than anything else, combined with the fact that building this specific language from the ground-up was a near-impossibly steep learning curve.

=== Feralspeak ===
'''Feralspeak,''' also known as '''Peraledene,''' is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead language branched directly from Proto Vulgar Soyish(Predecessor of NuSoyish), another language apart of the [[sharty:NuSoyish|Soyish]] language family tree which stems from [[sharty:Soyspeak|Soyspeak.]]

Unlike its sister language, which completely threw out almost the entire Proto Vulgar Soyish vocabulary to start from a clean slate, Feralspeak deconstructs all the 200+ words from the original Proto Vulgar Soyish Dictionary and uses them to form entirely new words, other linguistical rules and sentence structures, allowing for the language be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroiderinos.

=== Femetr ===
'''Femetr,''' derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a <s>new</s> dead soyspeak language <s>currently being created</s> that never was fully developed on da shitty. Not much of this language was created mostly due to the creator giving up and moving on to other things, whateverbeit had it been.

=== Sigundian ===
'''Sigundian''' is a conlang made by le heckin shiki(whatever the fuck that is but I discovered that Jacolas is and probably still is a 'ru user) editor Jacolas. My only guess as to what this conlang could've been was a failed attempt to give 'ru niggers a language to speak.

=== Sprec-Nu ===
'''Sprec-Nu''', also known as '''Proper Soyspeak''', is essentially when you take words derived from 'speak, run it through a Tokipona translator via ChatGPT, and then regurgitate it back into English. That's pretty much it.

=== Jakoglyphics ===
'''Jakoglyphics''' was less of a conlang but more of a constructed writing system for 'speak created by a vantawhite A20 Aryan. I'm too lazy to write a separate page for this gem, so [[sharty:Jakoglyphics|here's the page on the shitty's 'ki for now.]]

== The Swinny ==

=== [[Swinnish language|Swinnish]] ===
'''[[Swinnish language|Swinnish]]''', unlike the other conlangs on this list, is actively being developed by swedeGODS on their /sci/ board. It takes some inspiration from Esperanto and it's designed to be the language that VVILL be the truly incomprehensible woahjack languagerino. You can find the current thread for Swinnish [https://swedishwin.com/sci/res/1010.html here.] And you '''VVILL''' help develop this language <big>'''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.'''</big>

== Chuds.life(Chife) ==
Nothing has been found here yet. If you're from the Chife, put one here or make one and then put it here.

Conlangs

2026-06-27T09:04:01Z

ImpishSwede: /* NuSoyish */

{{WIP}}
'''Conlangs''' are constructed languages that are created by the [[Autism|brightest, smartest, and most gifted of the 'sphere.]] Whether it's on the [[Soyjak.party|shitty]], the [[Swedishwin.com|Swinny]], [[Chuds.life|chife]], or elsewhere, there's a good chance [[You|(You)]] might have seen one somewhere. Typically these conlangs are made for a variety of reasons; some may want a more le heckin incomprehensible niggerbabble to mindrape der normgroids ([[Truthnuke|since 'speak has become appropriated by them now]]), some may also want their certain conlang to be a staple of their site's culture or [[Mutt's Law|however the McFlurry machine works or something]], and others just make them for the shits and GEGs. Here, you will find multiple conlangs that have happened to been created across the 'sphere, as well as the Swinny's newest and most recent conlang called [[Conlangs#Swinnish|Swinnish.]]

== The Shitty ==

=== [[NuSoyish]] ===
'''[[NuSoyish]]''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead conlang from the shitty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make [[Soyspeak|‘speak]] more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already is...BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO BE OK????? However, it was [[Marge|basically nonsense]], with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. This changed on November 28, when threads were opened to improve it. It also has a sister language called Feralspeak. For all the Soyish-related texts, you can find them all on the [[NuSoyish/Soyish Texts|Soyish Texts Subpage.]]

=== Feralspeak ===
'''Feralspeak,''' also known as '''Peraledene,''' is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead language branched directly from Proto Vulgar Soyish(Predecessor of NuSoyish), another language apart of the [[sharty:NuSoyish|Soyish]] language family tree which stems from [[sharty:Soyspeak|Soyspeak.]]

Unlike its sister language, which completely threw out almost the entire Proto Vulgar Soyish vocabulary to start from a clean slate, Feralspeak deconstructs all the 200+ words from the original Proto Vulgar Soyish Dictionary and uses them to form entirely new words, other linguistical rules and sentence structures, allowing for the language be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroiderinos.

=== Femetr ===
'''Femetr,''' derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a <s>new</s> dead soyspeak language <s>currently being created</s> that never was fully developed on da shitty. Not much of this language was created mostly due to the creator giving up and moving on to other things, whateverbeit had it been.

=== Sigundian ===
'''Sigundian''' is a conlang made by le heckin shiki(whatever the fuck that is but I discovered that Jacolas is and probably still is a 'ru user) editor Jacolas. My only guess as to what this conlang could've been was a failed attempt to give 'ru niggers a language to speak.

=== Sprec-Nu ===
'''Sprec-Nu''', also known as '''Proper Soyspeak''', is essentially when you take words derived from 'speak, run it through a Tokipona translator via ChatGPT, and then regurgitate it back into English. That's pretty much it.

=== Jakoglyphics ===
'''Jakoglyphics''' was less of a conlang but more of a constructed writing system for 'speak created by a vantawhite A20 Aryan. I'm too lazy to write a separate page for this gem, so [[sharty:Jakoglyphics|here's the page on the shitty's 'ki for now.]]

== The Swinny ==

=== [[Swinnish language|Swinnish]] ===
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NuSoyish

2026-06-27T09:03:39Z

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{{Infobox language
|name=NuSoyish
|pronunciation=I don’t speak upside-down e’s and dotted u’s. Fellow autists, can [[(You)]] help?
|ethnicity=The [[Soy Community]]
|influences=
*English
*[[Soyspeak]]
*[[Feralspeak]]
*Hungarian
*German
*Dutch
*Icelandic
*Romance languages
|numeral_system=Base-10|type=soyacst branch of PVS}}
'''NuSoyish''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a dead and unfinished [[Conlangs|conlang]] from the Sharty in which its language family originally stems from [[Soyspeak]]. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make ‘speak more le heckin [[incomprehensible]] to normgroids than it already is...BECAUSE IT JUST HAD TO BE OK????? However, it was [[Marge|basically nonsense]], with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. This changed on November 28, when threads were opened to improve it. It also has a sister language called [[Feralspeak|Feralspeak.]] For all the Soyish-related texts, you can find them all on the [[NuSoyish/Soyish Texts|Soyish Texts Subpage.]]

== Grammatical rules ==
Put a tense marker before a verb to set the tense.

* buf- ➡ past tense
* nuw- ➡ present tense
* fujt- ➡ future tense
* ha- ➡ command/imperative form
* dü- ➡ changes verb into perfect tense
* mä- ➡ progressive tense
* vud ➡ changes verb into conditional tense

Diminuitive: Add (-itte) onto the end of a noun to make it little.

Augmentative: Add (-igge) onto the end of a noun to make it big.

To put verbs into a negative context, simply add ('''un)''' onto the word. For example:

* can't ➡ unmahül

==Pronouns and other stuff==

* I ➡ et (Add -er to make possessives.)
* me ➡ mi
* he ➡ xhe
* what ➡ [[marge]]/vot
* is ➡ juti
* other ➡ odu
* She ➡ xhe
* how ➡ talet
* are ➡ atel
* it ➡ xhit
* where ➡ vere
* he ➡ xe
* you ➡ du
* why ➡ duastit
* you (plural) ➡ dus
* they ➡ zhey
* Articles:
* A ➡ uh
* an ➡ uhn
* the ➡ de

== Temporary Placeholder (Unorganized) ==
Etele ektruevaeren naekts wo tigge-1. Xhit mi pjenaektsnaer-2, al ete schlaefiggejema-3 maehar vud ekstehen-4, doe umulmaehar-5 deltgemy noi jart.

Sehenebl-6 xhit maeschlaef alzo-7.

Xhit kruem duebufgleitet-8 ondar dem bettdecke juete nues, al ete moi maehul erinnern-9 uhwo dinge-10.

Ete bufessen-11 soysoesse-12 data truevaeren, naekst bufjost arbeitjema-13, al suem moment-14 inyer uhwo kaffee-15 bi vaerenstuecken-16 uhnd den zug-17 surx ete bufverlussen-18 mi zeitgleise-19.

1 tiger + igge (because its big)

2 naekst + naer = next to, beside (with emphasis on nearness)

3 from germ. schlaefen, to sleep

schlaef-igge-jema = too sleepy, too lazy, too predisposed to sleep

4 from germ. stehen, to stand

ekstehen = to stand up, to begin standing up.

5 umul + maehar = maybe

6 from germ. sehen, to see

7 from germ, too, also, as well

8 from germ. gleiten, to slide

9 from germ, to remember

10 from germ. thing

11 to eat.

12 soy-sauce

13 towards work, arbeit + jema

14 time

15 coffee

16 lunch, vaeren + (frueh - stuecken) -> vaerenstueken

17 the train

18 to lose, to lack

19 gleise, tracks, rails

== Tenses ==

* '''Simple Present''' ➡ Et kosi a de jopa. (I go to the shop.)

*'''Present Progressive''' ➡ Et mäkosi a de jopa. (I am going to the shop.)
*'''Simple Past''' ➡ Et bufkosi a de jopa. (I went to the shop.)
*'''Past Progressive''' ➡ Et mäbufkosi a de jopa. (I was going to the shop.)
*'''Present Perfect''' ➡ Et dükosi a de jopa. (I have just gone to the shop.)
*'''Present Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et mädükosi a de jopas. (I have been going to the shops.)
*'''Past Perfect''' ➡ Et dübufkosi a de jopa (I had gone to the shop.)
*'''Past Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et mädübufkosi a de jopa. (I had been going to the shop.)
*'''Future''' ➡ Et fujtkosi a de jopa. (I will go to the shop.)
*'''Future Progressive''' ➡ Et mäfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will be going to the shop.)
*'''Future Perfect''' ➡ Et düfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will have gone to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Simple''' ➡ Et vud kosi a de jopa. (I would go to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Progressive''' ➡ Et vud mäkosi a de jopa. (I would be going to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Perfect''' ➡ Et vud dükosi a de jopa. (I would have gone shopping.)
*'''Conditional Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et vud mädükosi a de jopa. (I would have been going to the shop.)

== Suffixes & Prefixes ==

=== Suffixes ===

====== Noun-forming ======
* -äde ➡ innumerable group (tree » forest)
* -ädzo ➡ physical manifestation (build » building)
* -jan ➡ member (america » american)
* -kak ➡ member, pejorative (jarty » jartycuck)
* -pers ➡ person characterized by the root (black » negro)
* -nin ➡ repeated action or process (blood » bleeding)
* -ja ➡ place (learning » school)
* -voz ➡ vehicle (bird » airplane)
* -loj ➡ instrument (play » toy)
* -piko ➡ fraction (four » quarter)
* -rew ➡ smallest part (chain » link)
* -dö- ➡ marks the most important, principal, or dominant version of something. (döviltem » primary finger » thumb)
* -zat ➡ container (bolt » nut)
* -ut ➡ a kind of stone (dirt » limestone)
* -ären ➡ a time characterized by something (thirty » month)
* -ter ➡ a family member (fellow » sibling)

====== Adjective-forming ======

* -jema ➡ propensity towards and action (play » playful)
* -etse ➡ abstract quality (hot » heat/hotness)
* -ebl ➡ possible (believe » believable)
* -swar ➡ worthy (trust » trustworthy)

====== Verb-forming ======

* -igi ➡ to cause (death » kill)
* -fai ➡ to become (red » blush)

=== Prefixes ===

====== Noun-forming ======

* gre- ➡ primitive, proto (father » grandfather)
* per- ➡ a professional (health » doctor)
* ko- ➡ fellow person (professional » colleague)

====== Adjective-forming ======

* ma- ➡ opposite (hot » cold)

====== Verb-forming ======

* dis- ➡ scattering (give » distribute)
* ek- ➡ begin (burn » catch fire)
* mis- ➡ poorly (understand » misunderstand)
* ere- ➡ again (come » return)
* pro- ➡ progressive, onward, along a path (walk » march) (year » a year passing)
* obo- ➡ around, all over (walk » wander)
* pere- ➡ to scrape the surface (touch » wipe)
* pje- ➡to go too far (to correct » overcorrect)
* vo- ➡ stabbing, entering (war » invade)

==Conjuctions==
* after ➡ püjik
* and ➡ uhnd
* al[[though]] ➡ [[doe]]
* as ➡ verg
* as if ➡ ika verg
* as long as ➡ hila verg
* as soon as ➡ mert verg
* because ➡ cuz
* before ➡ büfen
* but ➡ al
* even if ➡ ika regu
* even [[though]] ➡ [[doe]] regu
* ever since ➡ atran üset
* every time ➡ sen üsten
* for ➡ ter
* however ➡ talevtü
* if ➡ ika
* only if ➡ ika juket
* or ➡ den
* or else ➡ smerta den
* otherwise ➡ oduscüm
* since ➡ astran
* so ➡ mos
* so that ➡ dat mos
* still ➡ gitüp
* than ➡ dana
* that ➡ data
* therefore ➡ itam-cadü
* [[though]] ➡ [[doe]]
* till ➡ ima
* unless ➡ sagip
* until ➡ imap
* [[or something|whatever]] ➡ votüset
*whenever ➡ venüset
*wherever ➡ verüset
*whether ➡ veder
*whichever ➡ vichüset
*while ➡ viyl
*who ➡ bo
*whoever ➡ boüset
*whom ➡ borik
*whose ➡ boder
*why ➡ varüm
*yet ➡ jata

== Common Verbs ==

* To do ➡ [[jakparty.soy|jart]]
* To make ➡ kary
* To go ➡ kosi
* To get ➡ lünd
* To give ➡ Ilünd
* To take ➡ sünd
* To have ➡ zaher
* To grope/to be Indian ➡ täpen
* To be ➡ mähar
* To work ➡ träb
* To know ➡ valtor
* To stay/remain ➡ mülren
* To destroy ➡ mardek
* To ruin ➡ särmol
* To burn ➡ lüterk
* To freeze ➡ külitek
* burning (verb, progressive) ➡ mälüterk
* freezing (verb, progressive) ➡ mākülitek

* can ➡ mahül
* shall ➡ sefke
* show/express ➡ ferntek
* praise/glorify ➡ los
* may ➡ umul
* must ➡ krum
* [[Klaus Schwab|will ➡ vil]]
* create ➡ hünit
* become ➡ vilchen
* becomes ➡ värat
* vära ➡ will
* would ➡ vüra
* was ➡ var
* win/success ➡ gutfel
* pray/hope/wish ➡ prek

== Other stuff ==

* who ➡ fagnit
* which ➡ Vich
* when ➡ Ven
* again ➡ core
* at ➡ tiv
* gone ➡ nir
* yes ➡ yej
* not ➡ noi
* your ➡ dur
* person ➡ pers
* place ➡ ia
* all ➡ hel
* always ➡ helären
* is this... ➡ jutisa
* construct/build/fabricate ➡ träbeštaff
* one who does something ➡ per- (someone who builds things ➡ perträbeštaff)
* over ➡ ülvor
* end ➡ dörmet

== Ratings ==

* [[gem]] ➡ clat
* recarbonize ➡ lat
* [[coal]] ➡ carb
* [[iron]]➡ fe
* [[brimstone]] ➡ azuf
* [[gemerald]] ➡ gzmarag

== Metals, Minerals, and Liquids ==

* gold ➡ ügam
* iron ➡ fe
* steel ➡ halgret
* zinc ➡ minos
* copper ➡ valet
* tin ➡ aman
* bronze ➡ amavlut
* sphalerite ➡ amanut
* hematite ➡ cremosut
* magnetite ➡ sigut
* limonite ➡ ferut
* tetrahedrite ➡ valut
* blood ➡ cremut
* The suffix '''(-ut)''' at the end of words acts in the same way as '''(-ite)'''.

== Adjectives ==

* good ➡ [[gem]]y
* bad ➡ [[Coal|col]]
* great ➡ [[giga]]
* many/much ➡ müs
* few/less ➡ füs
* straight ➡ stäust
* curved ➡ drävol
* bent ➡ zölvik
* burning (adjective) ➡ lüterkä
* divine ➡ deven
* appearance ➡ æperens

== Determiners ==

* a ➡ uh (already translated)
* a few ➡ tuja uh
* all ➡ evü
* an ➡ uhn
* another ➡ uhnödu
* any ➡ uhnet
* anybody ➡ uhnetphono
* anyone ➡ wohnet
* anything ➡ uhnetdeng (deng is nutranslation for thing)
* anywhere ➡ uhnetver
* both ➡ duküm
* certain (also adjective) ➡ ümzak
* each ➡ reku
* either ➡ rükot
* enough ➡ nüfa
* every ➡ üsten (already translated but not in the 'ki by itself)
* everybody ➡ üstenphono
* everyone ➡ wosten
* everything ➡ üstendeng
* everywhere ➡ üstenver
* few ➡ füse
* fewer ➡ füstü
* fewest ➡ füstüst
* forever ➡ etern
* last (also adjective) ➡ jüte
* least ➡ jate
* less (also adverb and preposition) ➡ füs (already translated & in the 'ki)
* little (also adjective) ➡ ittel
* many ➡ müs (already in the 'ki)
* many a ➡ müs uh
* more (also adverb) ➡ mosü
* most (also adverb) ➡ mosüst
* much ➡ mütos
* neither ➡ sajukot
* next (also adjective) ➡ näkts (already in the 'ki)
* no (also interjection) ➡ na
* no one ➡ wona
* nobody ➡ naphono
* none ➡ nan
* nothing ➡ natün
* nowhere ➡ naver
* once ➡ wost
* one (also noun and pronoun) ➡ wo (already in the 'ki)
* say ➡ qüt
* said ➡ bufqüt
* several (also adjective) ➡ kürzad
* some ➡ süm (already in the 'ki)
* somebody ➡ sümphono
* something ➡ sümdeng
* somewhere ➡ sümver
* sufficient (also adjective) güf
* that ➡ data (already in the 'ki)
* the ➡ de (already in the 'ki)
* these ➡ des
* this ➡ disa
* those ➡ dosü
* three (also noun) ➡ jir (already in the 'ki)
* thrice ➡ jirst
* twice ➡ yert (might have to change yer to jer)
* two (also noun) ➡ jer (already in 'ki)
* us (also pronoun) ➡ nürem
* various ➡ Grüzik
* we (also pronoun) ➡ Ve
* what (also pronoun and adjective) ➡ vot (already in 'ki)
* whatever ➡ votüset (already in 'ki)
* which (also pronoun) ➡ vich (in 'ki)
* whichever ➡ vichüset (in 'ki)
* you (also pronoun) ➡ du (in 'ki)
* zero (also noun) ➡ nawu
* include ➡ endrik
* very ➡ moja
* sort of ➡ uka ters
* quite ➡ üblich
* usually ➡ scir
* sometimes ➡ sümüsten
* possibly ➡ delt
* somewhat ➡ sümovot
* some ➡ süm

=== Qualifiers ===

* Temporary placeholder until they're sorted here from the list above.
* include > endrik
* very > moja
* sort of > uka ters
* quite > üblich
* usually > scir
* sometimes > sümüsten
* possibly > delt
* somewhat > sümovot
*some > süm
*always > helären

== Emotions ==

* Happy ➡ gläust
* Sad ➡ ströden
* Angry ➡ färgüsten
* Fear ➡ feistö
* Disgust ➡ bleimich
*Obsessed ➡ bufossen (buf + obsess)

== Anatomy ==

=== Surface ===

* body ➡ [[Nophono|phono]]
* back(body) ➡ surxphono
* chest ➡ praval
* side ➡ vädo
* rib ➡ sarnik
* neck ➡ näckon
* waist ➡ fremek

=== Head & Face ===

* head ➡ kravün
* face ➡ miran
* eye ➡ jexil
* ear ➡ vurten
* nose ➡ novik
* mouth ➡ klaro
* tongue ➡ längüt
* tooth ➡ krénat
* teeth (plural) ➡ krénats
* throat ➡ vürlan
* hair ➡ felüv
* eyebrow ➡ brüg
* cheek ➡ melva
* chin ➡ künet

=== Arms & Hands ===

* arm ➡ grata
* hand ➡ vokel
* finger ➡ viltem
* thumb ➡ döviltem
* wrist ➡ karun
* elbow ➡ brügna
* shoulder ➡ sholär

=== Legs & Feet ===

* leg ➡ lürmak
* knee ➡ pruzen
* foot ➡ dralin
* toes ➡ dralins
* ankle ➡ kastren
* thigh ➡ gläfen
* calf (back of lower leg) ➡ brinal

=== Organs ===

* brain ➡ zürmen
* heart ➡ lüvren
* lungs ➡ sorvels
* stomach ➡ mörven
* spine ➡ kravel
* bone ➡ dashet
* blood ➡ cremut
* skin ➡ kolren

== Color ==

* White ➡ hälot
*Black ➡ [[Nigger|nergr]]
* Brown ➡ jiit
* Purple ➡ blorp
* Red ➡ saz
* Yellow ➡ ebrüt
* Blue ➡ gemil
* Green ➡ mülgz
*Orange ➡ [[Froot|fröt]]
*Pink ➡ [[Quote|quöt]]

== Temperature ==

* fire ➡ lütern
* warm/hot ➡ lütark
* cool/cold ➡ külit
* ice ➡ küliton

== Time ==

=== Time of Day ===
* day ➡ woären
* morning ➡ trüvären
* noon ➡ dövären
* afternoon ➡ püjikdövären
* evening ➡ fralün
* night ➡ nüs
* week ➡ irmären
* month ➡ jireären
*year ➡ läusen

*today ➡ usären

* tomorrow ➡ nahären
*yesterday ➡ egären
*time ➡ ären
*middle time ➡ vären
*calendar ➡ drüzval

=== Time Measurements ===

* second(s) ➡ vürsen(s)
* minute(s) ➡ zolten(s)
* hour(s) ➡ vültren(s)

=== Days of The Week ===
*Monday ➡ nuwären
*Tuesday ➡ yerären
*Wednesday ➡ jirären
*Thursday ➡ midären
*Friday ➡ unelären
*Saturday ➡ judenären
*Sunday ➡ noinuwären

=== Months ===
*January ➡ Lütären
*February ➡ Külaren
*March ➡ Virmeren
*April ➡ Blüren
*May ➡ Fronten
*June ➡ Gemären
*July ➡ Sazären
*August ➡ Dremären
*September ➡ Müsteren
*October ➡ Ströneren
*November ➡ Nögmeren
*December ➡ Helären

== Directions ==
right ➡ døkoš

left ➡ lærdon

down ➡ ilen

up ➡ øfrenach

north ➡ forjas

west ➡ øst

east ➡ äst

south ➡ süten

== Shapes ==

*[[Soysphere|sphere]] ➡ góla
* triangle ➡ jirstaümus
* square ➡ qakstaümus
* polygon ➡ müsstaümus
*[[Barack Obama|tetrahedron]] ➡ qakhünit
*[[Minecraft|cube]] ➡ drembohünit
* octahedron ➡ uhenhünit
* dodecahedron ➡ diryerhünit
*icosahedron ➡ yirehünit
*Shape/form ➡ hünit
*Line ➡ sträk

==Numbers==

* 1 ➡ wo
* 2 ➡ yer
* 3 ➡ jir
* 4 ➡ qakhan
* 5 ➡ uneli
*6 ➡ [[Thrembo|drembo]]
* 7 ➡ irmil
* 8 ➡ uhe
* 9 ➡ olse
* 10 ➡ dire
* 20 ➡ yire
* 30 ➡ jire
* 40 ➡ qir
* 50 ➡ unir
* 60 ➡ thrir
* 70 ➡ imir
* 80 ➡ uhir
* 90 ➡ olsir
* 100 ➡ hecent
* 1000 ➡ masant
*1,000,000 ➡ [[Giga|gigus]]
* 1,000,000,000 ➡ gaginst
* illion ➡ gug
*th ➡ [[Sage|sæg]]
*Number ➡ nübret

=== Example ===
How to say 3,141,592:

Three thousand one hundred [[Trannies|forty one]] and five hundred and ninety two thousandths ➡ Jir masant wo hecent qir wo uhnd uneli masant olsir yer masantsæg

==Vowels==

a /a/, e /e/, i /i/, o /o/, u /u/

Umlaut Vowels:

ä /æ/, ö /ø/, ü /y/

Umlaut Rules:

Whenever a historical /i/ or /j/ would follow, the root vowel shifts:

* Base ➡ Umlaut
* a ➡ ä
* o ➡ ö
*u ➡ ü

Diphthongs:

ai /aj/, ei /ej/, oi /oj/, au /au̯/, äu /æu̯/ (umlauted diphthong)

Diminutives (-itte) trigger umlaut:

* a ➡ ä before -itte
* o ➡ ö before -itte
*u ➡ ü before -itte

Example: xon ("house") ➡ xönitte ("little house")

Augmentative ([[Nigger|-igge]]) doesn't trigger umlaut:

Because the -igge suffix starts with a back vowel and consonant, it blocks fronting.

Example: xon ➡ xo[[Nigger|nigge]] ("big house", no umlaut)

==Consonants==

* b /b/, as in English
* d /d/
* f /f/
* g /g/, always hard (no /dʒ/)
* h /h/
* j /j/, "yes"(Germanic j-sound)
* k /k/
* l /l/
* m /m/
* n /n/
* p /p/
* r /r/, tap /r/ or trill /r/
* s /s/, always /s/, never /z/
* t /t/
* v /v/
* w /w/
*x [[X/ (soyjak.party)|/x/]]
*z /z/
*š /ʃ/

== Prepositions ==

* above ➡ obar
* below ➡ ondar
*at ➡ uht
* front ➡ frönd
* back ➡ surx
* close/near ➡ när
* long/far ➡ for
* in ➡ in
* out ➡ ot
* next ➡ näkts
* opposite/away ➡ veg
*between ➡ inyer

== Auxiliary verbs ==

* To do ➡ jart
* To make ➡ jary
* To go ➡ josi
* To get ➡ lünd
* To give ➡ Ilünd
* To take ➡ sünd
* To have ➡ zaher
* can ➡ mahül
* could ➡ zimen
* shall ➡ sefke
* may ➡ umul
* must ➡ krum
*will ➡ vil

== SNCA ==
This section contains any non-basic words.

=== Nouns ===

* Lie ➡ Jhúth
* thought ➡ falm
*Sun ➡ Day sphere ➡ woärengóla
*Moon ➡ Night sphere ➡ nüsgóla
*Stuff ➡ Eštaff
*land ➡ kúem
*demon ➡ thrembún
*home ➡ húsem
*Lots of stuff ➡ Of stuff ➡ Abeštaff
*Light ➡ Loik

*Darkness ➡ No light ➡ Noiloik
*Money ➡ taler
*Bank ➡ talerxon
*water ➡ wät
*Industry ➡ abträb
*Building ➡ abträbxon
*-xon suffix denotes any building

* star ➡ arüs

* treasure ➡ engan
* stone ➡ cobalün
* mortal ➡ thurtul

* poop ➡ främet
* death ➡ detam
* emotionless ➡ nuvad
* sheep ➡ bakü
* lust ➡ ürbat
* tree ➡ uvlaus
* runes ➡ long type ➡ langtypuš
* power ➡ vorgül

=== Anyone I don’t like ===

*[[Tranny]] ➡ Lie he person ➡ Jhúthxepers
* Fur ➡ [[Forced meme|Ver]]
*[[Furry]] ➡ Fur + “y” sound ➡ [[Forced meme|Veri]]
*[[Nigger]] ➡ Black person ➡ Nergrpers
* Indian ➡ Brown person ➡ Jiitpers
*[[Africa]] ➡ Black place ➡ Nergia
*[[India]] ➡ Brown place ➡ Jiitia
*Fail/Cringe/Discomfort ➡ heldika

=== Anyone I do like ===

* Father ➡ He before person ➡ Xebufpers
* Daddy/Dada ➡ Papa
* Mother ➡ She before person ➡ Xhebufpers
* Mommy/Mama ➡ Mama
* Baby ➡ Kaka
* Friend ➡ mälok
* God ➡ Sky he before person ➡ Düxebufpers
* Holy Spirit ➡ Spirit of God ➡ Abeš de Düxebufper

== Text Samples ==

=== Genesis 1:1-3 ===
In de nuw, Düxebufpers bufhünit de obardüzs uhnd de sen pers. Sen pers bufnoihünit uhnd bufnoištaff, noiloik bufjuti de eupas, uhnd de Abeš ab Düxebufpers bufobarbegu. Uhnd Düxebufpers bufqüt, «hamäharuw, loik,» uhnd loik bufmähar.

== Greetings ==

* hello ➡ gemüs
* bye ➡ soomüs

== Resources & [[NuSoyish/Soyish Texts|Soyish Texts Subpage]] ==
Click '''HERE''' to view all the texts from '''Proto Vulgar Soyish''' to '''NuSoyish''', as well as the current edition of the '''NuSoyish Dictionary'''.

=== Translators ===
[https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoNuSoyish English to 5th Edition NuSoyish]<ref>https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoNuSoyish</ref>

=== Threads ===
[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-0257-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14176882.html Thread #1]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-0257-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14176882.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-1007-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14180498.html Thread #2]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-1007-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14180498.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1130-0917-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14195902.html Thread #3]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1130-0917-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14195902.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1201-0832-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14218522.html Thread #4]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1201-0832-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14218522.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1203-0944-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14257095.html Thread #5]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1203-0944-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14257095.html</ref>

NuSoyish

2026-06-27T09:02:58Z

ImpishSwede: Created the NuSoyish conlang page, carried it over from the shitty

{{Infobox language
|name=NuSoyish
|pronunciation=I don’t speak upside-down e’s and dotted u’s. Fellow autists, can [[(You)]] help?
|ethnicity=The [[Soy Community]]
|influences=
*English
*[[Soyspeak]]
*[[Feralspeak]]
*Hungarian
*German
*Dutch
*Icelandic
*Romance languages
|numeral_system=Base-10|type=soyacst branch of PVS}}
'''NuSoyish''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a dead and unfinished language from the Sharty in which its language family originally stems from [[Soyspeak]]. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make ‘speak more le heckin [[incomprehensible]] to normgroids than it already is...BECAUSE IT JUST HAD TO BE OK????? However, it was [[Marge|basically nonsense]], with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. This changed on November 28, when threads were opened to improve it. It also has a sister language called [[Feralspeak|Feralspeak.]] For all the Soyish-related texts, you can find them all on the [[NuSoyish/Soyish Texts|Soyish Texts Subpage.]]

== Grammatical rules ==
Put a tense marker before a verb to set the tense.

* buf- ➡ past tense
* nuw- ➡ present tense
* fujt- ➡ future tense
* ha- ➡ command/imperative form
* dü- ➡ changes verb into perfect tense
* mä- ➡ progressive tense
* vud ➡ changes verb into conditional tense

Diminuitive: Add (-itte) onto the end of a noun to make it little.

Augmentative: Add (-igge) onto the end of a noun to make it big.

To put verbs into a negative context, simply add ('''un)''' onto the word. For example:

* can't ➡ unmahül

==Pronouns and other stuff==

* I ➡ et (Add -er to make possessives.)
* me ➡ mi
* he ➡ xhe
* what ➡ [[marge]]/vot
* is ➡ juti
* other ➡ odu
* She ➡ xhe
* how ➡ talet
* are ➡ atel
* it ➡ xhit
* where ➡ vere
* he ➡ xe
* you ➡ du
* why ➡ duastit
* you (plural) ➡ dus
* they ➡ zhey
* Articles:
* A ➡ uh
* an ➡ uhn
* the ➡ de

== Temporary Placeholder (Unorganized) ==
Etele ektruevaeren naekts wo tigge-1. Xhit mi pjenaektsnaer-2, al ete schlaefiggejema-3 maehar vud ekstehen-4, doe umulmaehar-5 deltgemy noi jart.

Sehenebl-6 xhit maeschlaef alzo-7.

Xhit kruem duebufgleitet-8 ondar dem bettdecke juete nues, al ete moi maehul erinnern-9 uhwo dinge-10.

Ete bufessen-11 soysoesse-12 data truevaeren, naekst bufjost arbeitjema-13, al suem moment-14 inyer uhwo kaffee-15 bi vaerenstuecken-16 uhnd den zug-17 surx ete bufverlussen-18 mi zeitgleise-19.

1 tiger + igge (because its big)

2 naekst + naer = next to, beside (with emphasis on nearness)

3 from germ. schlaefen, to sleep

schlaef-igge-jema = too sleepy, too lazy, too predisposed to sleep

4 from germ. stehen, to stand

ekstehen = to stand up, to begin standing up.

5 umul + maehar = maybe

6 from germ. sehen, to see

7 from germ, too, also, as well

8 from germ. gleiten, to slide

9 from germ, to remember

10 from germ. thing

11 to eat.

12 soy-sauce

13 towards work, arbeit + jema

14 time

15 coffee

16 lunch, vaeren + (frueh - stuecken) -> vaerenstueken

17 the train

18 to lose, to lack

19 gleise, tracks, rails

== Tenses ==

* '''Simple Present''' ➡ Et kosi a de jopa. (I go to the shop.)

*'''Present Progressive''' ➡ Et mäkosi a de jopa. (I am going to the shop.)
*'''Simple Past''' ➡ Et bufkosi a de jopa. (I went to the shop.)
*'''Past Progressive''' ➡ Et mäbufkosi a de jopa. (I was going to the shop.)
*'''Present Perfect''' ➡ Et dükosi a de jopa. (I have just gone to the shop.)
*'''Present Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et mädükosi a de jopas. (I have been going to the shops.)
*'''Past Perfect''' ➡ Et dübufkosi a de jopa (I had gone to the shop.)
*'''Past Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et mädübufkosi a de jopa. (I had been going to the shop.)
*'''Future''' ➡ Et fujtkosi a de jopa. (I will go to the shop.)
*'''Future Progressive''' ➡ Et mäfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will be going to the shop.)
*'''Future Perfect''' ➡ Et düfujtkosi a de jopa. (I will have gone to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Simple''' ➡ Et vud kosi a de jopa. (I would go to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Progressive''' ➡ Et vud mäkosi a de jopa. (I would be going to the shop.)
*'''Conditional Perfect''' ➡ Et vud dükosi a de jopa. (I would have gone shopping.)
*'''Conditional Perfect Progressive''' ➡ Et vud mädükosi a de jopa. (I would have been going to the shop.)

== Suffixes & Prefixes ==

=== Suffixes ===

====== Noun-forming ======
* -äde ➡ innumerable group (tree » forest)
* -ädzo ➡ physical manifestation (build » building)
* -jan ➡ member (america » american)
* -kak ➡ member, pejorative (jarty » jartycuck)
* -pers ➡ person characterized by the root (black » negro)
* -nin ➡ repeated action or process (blood » bleeding)
* -ja ➡ place (learning » school)
* -voz ➡ vehicle (bird » airplane)
* -loj ➡ instrument (play » toy)
* -piko ➡ fraction (four » quarter)
* -rew ➡ smallest part (chain » link)
* -dö- ➡ marks the most important, principal, or dominant version of something. (döviltem » primary finger » thumb)
* -zat ➡ container (bolt » nut)
* -ut ➡ a kind of stone (dirt » limestone)
* -ären ➡ a time characterized by something (thirty » month)
* -ter ➡ a family member (fellow » sibling)

====== Adjective-forming ======

* -jema ➡ propensity towards and action (play » playful)
* -etse ➡ abstract quality (hot » heat/hotness)
* -ebl ➡ possible (believe » believable)
* -swar ➡ worthy (trust » trustworthy)

====== Verb-forming ======

* -igi ➡ to cause (death » kill)
* -fai ➡ to become (red » blush)

=== Prefixes ===

====== Noun-forming ======

* gre- ➡ primitive, proto (father » grandfather)
* per- ➡ a professional (health » doctor)
* ko- ➡ fellow person (professional » colleague)

====== Adjective-forming ======

* ma- ➡ opposite (hot » cold)

====== Verb-forming ======

* dis- ➡ scattering (give » distribute)
* ek- ➡ begin (burn » catch fire)
* mis- ➡ poorly (understand » misunderstand)
* ere- ➡ again (come » return)
* pro- ➡ progressive, onward, along a path (walk » march) (year » a year passing)
* obo- ➡ around, all over (walk » wander)
* pere- ➡ to scrape the surface (touch » wipe)
* pje- ➡to go too far (to correct » overcorrect)
* vo- ➡ stabbing, entering (war » invade)

==Conjuctions==
* after ➡ püjik
* and ➡ uhnd
* al[[though]] ➡ [[doe]]
* as ➡ verg
* as if ➡ ika verg
* as long as ➡ hila verg
* as soon as ➡ mert verg
* because ➡ cuz
* before ➡ büfen
* but ➡ al
* even if ➡ ika regu
* even [[though]] ➡ [[doe]] regu
* ever since ➡ atran üset
* every time ➡ sen üsten
* for ➡ ter
* however ➡ talevtü
* if ➡ ika
* only if ➡ ika juket
* or ➡ den
* or else ➡ smerta den
* otherwise ➡ oduscüm
* since ➡ astran
* so ➡ mos
* so that ➡ dat mos
* still ➡ gitüp
* than ➡ dana
* that ➡ data
* therefore ➡ itam-cadü
* [[though]] ➡ [[doe]]
* till ➡ ima
* unless ➡ sagip
* until ➡ imap
* [[or something|whatever]] ➡ votüset
*whenever ➡ venüset
*wherever ➡ verüset
*whether ➡ veder
*whichever ➡ vichüset
*while ➡ viyl
*who ➡ bo
*whoever ➡ boüset
*whom ➡ borik
*whose ➡ boder
*why ➡ varüm
*yet ➡ jata

== Common Verbs ==

* To do ➡ [[jakparty.soy|jart]]
* To make ➡ kary
* To go ➡ kosi
* To get ➡ lünd
* To give ➡ Ilünd
* To take ➡ sünd
* To have ➡ zaher
* To grope/to be Indian ➡ täpen
* To be ➡ mähar
* To work ➡ träb
* To know ➡ valtor
* To stay/remain ➡ mülren
* To destroy ➡ mardek
* To ruin ➡ särmol
* To burn ➡ lüterk
* To freeze ➡ külitek
* burning (verb, progressive) ➡ mälüterk
* freezing (verb, progressive) ➡ mākülitek

* can ➡ mahül
* shall ➡ sefke
* show/express ➡ ferntek
* praise/glorify ➡ los
* may ➡ umul
* must ➡ krum
* [[Klaus Schwab|will ➡ vil]]
* create ➡ hünit
* become ➡ vilchen
* becomes ➡ värat
* vära ➡ will
* would ➡ vüra
* was ➡ var
* win/success ➡ gutfel
* pray/hope/wish ➡ prek

== Other stuff ==

* who ➡ fagnit
* which ➡ Vich
* when ➡ Ven
* again ➡ core
* at ➡ tiv
* gone ➡ nir
* yes ➡ yej
* not ➡ noi
* your ➡ dur
* person ➡ pers
* place ➡ ia
* all ➡ hel
* always ➡ helären
* is this... ➡ jutisa
* construct/build/fabricate ➡ träbeštaff
* one who does something ➡ per- (someone who builds things ➡ perträbeštaff)
* over ➡ ülvor
* end ➡ dörmet

== Ratings ==

* [[gem]] ➡ clat
* recarbonize ➡ lat
* [[coal]] ➡ carb
* [[iron]]➡ fe
* [[brimstone]] ➡ azuf
* [[gemerald]] ➡ gzmarag

== Metals, Minerals, and Liquids ==

* gold ➡ ügam
* iron ➡ fe
* steel ➡ halgret
* zinc ➡ minos
* copper ➡ valet
* tin ➡ aman
* bronze ➡ amavlut
* sphalerite ➡ amanut
* hematite ➡ cremosut
* magnetite ➡ sigut
* limonite ➡ ferut
* tetrahedrite ➡ valut
* blood ➡ cremut
* The suffix '''(-ut)''' at the end of words acts in the same way as '''(-ite)'''.

== Adjectives ==

* good ➡ [[gem]]y
* bad ➡ [[Coal|col]]
* great ➡ [[giga]]
* many/much ➡ müs
* few/less ➡ füs
* straight ➡ stäust
* curved ➡ drävol
* bent ➡ zölvik
* burning (adjective) ➡ lüterkä
* divine ➡ deven
* appearance ➡ æperens

== Determiners ==

* a ➡ uh (already translated)
* a few ➡ tuja uh
* all ➡ evü
* an ➡ uhn
* another ➡ uhnödu
* any ➡ uhnet
* anybody ➡ uhnetphono
* anyone ➡ wohnet
* anything ➡ uhnetdeng (deng is nutranslation for thing)
* anywhere ➡ uhnetver
* both ➡ duküm
* certain (also adjective) ➡ ümzak
* each ➡ reku
* either ➡ rükot
* enough ➡ nüfa
* every ➡ üsten (already translated but not in the 'ki by itself)
* everybody ➡ üstenphono
* everyone ➡ wosten
* everything ➡ üstendeng
* everywhere ➡ üstenver
* few ➡ füse
* fewer ➡ füstü
* fewest ➡ füstüst
* forever ➡ etern
* last (also adjective) ➡ jüte
* least ➡ jate
* less (also adverb and preposition) ➡ füs (already translated & in the 'ki)
* little (also adjective) ➡ ittel
* many ➡ müs (already in the 'ki)
* many a ➡ müs uh
* more (also adverb) ➡ mosü
* most (also adverb) ➡ mosüst
* much ➡ mütos
* neither ➡ sajukot
* next (also adjective) ➡ näkts (already in the 'ki)
* no (also interjection) ➡ na
* no one ➡ wona
* nobody ➡ naphono
* none ➡ nan
* nothing ➡ natün
* nowhere ➡ naver
* once ➡ wost
* one (also noun and pronoun) ➡ wo (already in the 'ki)
* say ➡ qüt
* said ➡ bufqüt
* several (also adjective) ➡ kürzad
* some ➡ süm (already in the 'ki)
* somebody ➡ sümphono
* something ➡ sümdeng
* somewhere ➡ sümver
* sufficient (also adjective) güf
* that ➡ data (already in the 'ki)
* the ➡ de (already in the 'ki)
* these ➡ des
* this ➡ disa
* those ➡ dosü
* three (also noun) ➡ jir (already in the 'ki)
* thrice ➡ jirst
* twice ➡ yert (might have to change yer to jer)
* two (also noun) ➡ jer (already in 'ki)
* us (also pronoun) ➡ nürem
* various ➡ Grüzik
* we (also pronoun) ➡ Ve
* what (also pronoun and adjective) ➡ vot (already in 'ki)
* whatever ➡ votüset (already in 'ki)
* which (also pronoun) ➡ vich (in 'ki)
* whichever ➡ vichüset (in 'ki)
* you (also pronoun) ➡ du (in 'ki)
* zero (also noun) ➡ nawu
* include ➡ endrik
* very ➡ moja
* sort of ➡ uka ters
* quite ➡ üblich
* usually ➡ scir
* sometimes ➡ sümüsten
* possibly ➡ delt
* somewhat ➡ sümovot
* some ➡ süm

=== Qualifiers ===

* Temporary placeholder until they're sorted here from the list above.
* include > endrik
* very > moja
* sort of > uka ters
* quite > üblich
* usually > scir
* sometimes > sümüsten
* possibly > delt
* somewhat > sümovot
*some > süm
*always > helären

== Emotions ==

* Happy ➡ gläust
* Sad ➡ ströden
* Angry ➡ färgüsten
* Fear ➡ feistö
* Disgust ➡ bleimich
*Obsessed ➡ bufossen (buf + obsess)

== Anatomy ==

=== Surface ===

* body ➡ [[Nophono|phono]]
* back(body) ➡ surxphono
* chest ➡ praval
* side ➡ vädo
* rib ➡ sarnik
* neck ➡ näckon
* waist ➡ fremek

=== Head & Face ===

* head ➡ kravün
* face ➡ miran
* eye ➡ jexil
* ear ➡ vurten
* nose ➡ novik
* mouth ➡ klaro
* tongue ➡ längüt
* tooth ➡ krénat
* teeth (plural) ➡ krénats
* throat ➡ vürlan
* hair ➡ felüv
* eyebrow ➡ brüg
* cheek ➡ melva
* chin ➡ künet

=== Arms & Hands ===

* arm ➡ grata
* hand ➡ vokel
* finger ➡ viltem
* thumb ➡ döviltem
* wrist ➡ karun
* elbow ➡ brügna
* shoulder ➡ sholär

=== Legs & Feet ===

* leg ➡ lürmak
* knee ➡ pruzen
* foot ➡ dralin
* toes ➡ dralins
* ankle ➡ kastren
* thigh ➡ gläfen
* calf (back of lower leg) ➡ brinal

=== Organs ===

* brain ➡ zürmen
* heart ➡ lüvren
* lungs ➡ sorvels
* stomach ➡ mörven
* spine ➡ kravel
* bone ➡ dashet
* blood ➡ cremut
* skin ➡ kolren

== Color ==

* White ➡ hälot
*Black ➡ [[Nigger|nergr]]
* Brown ➡ jiit
* Purple ➡ blorp
* Red ➡ saz
* Yellow ➡ ebrüt
* Blue ➡ gemil
* Green ➡ mülgz
*Orange ➡ [[Froot|fröt]]
*Pink ➡ [[Quote|quöt]]

== Temperature ==

* fire ➡ lütern
* warm/hot ➡ lütark
* cool/cold ➡ külit
* ice ➡ küliton

== Time ==

=== Time of Day ===
* day ➡ woären
* morning ➡ trüvären
* noon ➡ dövären
* afternoon ➡ püjikdövären
* evening ➡ fralün
* night ➡ nüs
* week ➡ irmären
* month ➡ jireären
*year ➡ läusen

*today ➡ usären

* tomorrow ➡ nahären
*yesterday ➡ egären
*time ➡ ären
*middle time ➡ vären
*calendar ➡ drüzval

=== Time Measurements ===

* second(s) ➡ vürsen(s)
* minute(s) ➡ zolten(s)
* hour(s) ➡ vültren(s)

=== Days of The Week ===
*Monday ➡ nuwären
*Tuesday ➡ yerären
*Wednesday ➡ jirären
*Thursday ➡ midären
*Friday ➡ unelären
*Saturday ➡ judenären
*Sunday ➡ noinuwären

=== Months ===
*January ➡ Lütären
*February ➡ Külaren
*March ➡ Virmeren
*April ➡ Blüren
*May ➡ Fronten
*June ➡ Gemären
*July ➡ Sazären
*August ➡ Dremären
*September ➡ Müsteren
*October ➡ Ströneren
*November ➡ Nögmeren
*December ➡ Helären

== Directions ==
right ➡ døkoš

left ➡ lærdon

down ➡ ilen

up ➡ øfrenach

north ➡ forjas

west ➡ øst

east ➡ äst

south ➡ süten

== Shapes ==

*[[Soysphere|sphere]] ➡ góla
* triangle ➡ jirstaümus
* square ➡ qakstaümus
* polygon ➡ müsstaümus
*[[Barack Obama|tetrahedron]] ➡ qakhünit
*[[Minecraft|cube]] ➡ drembohünit
* octahedron ➡ uhenhünit
* dodecahedron ➡ diryerhünit
*icosahedron ➡ yirehünit
*Shape/form ➡ hünit
*Line ➡ sträk

==Numbers==

* 1 ➡ wo
* 2 ➡ yer
* 3 ➡ jir
* 4 ➡ qakhan
* 5 ➡ uneli
*6 ➡ [[Thrembo|drembo]]
* 7 ➡ irmil
* 8 ➡ uhe
* 9 ➡ olse
* 10 ➡ dire
* 20 ➡ yire
* 30 ➡ jire
* 40 ➡ qir
* 50 ➡ unir
* 60 ➡ thrir
* 70 ➡ imir
* 80 ➡ uhir
* 90 ➡ olsir
* 100 ➡ hecent
* 1000 ➡ masant
*1,000,000 ➡ [[Giga|gigus]]
* 1,000,000,000 ➡ gaginst
* illion ➡ gug
*th ➡ [[Sage|sæg]]
*Number ➡ nübret

=== Example ===
How to say 3,141,592:

Three thousand one hundred [[Trannies|forty one]] and five hundred and ninety two thousandths ➡ Jir masant wo hecent qir wo uhnd uneli masant olsir yer masantsæg

==Vowels==

a /a/, e /e/, i /i/, o /o/, u /u/

Umlaut Vowels:

ä /æ/, ö /ø/, ü /y/

Umlaut Rules:

Whenever a historical /i/ or /j/ would follow, the root vowel shifts:

* Base ➡ Umlaut
* a ➡ ä
* o ➡ ö
*u ➡ ü

Diphthongs:

ai /aj/, ei /ej/, oi /oj/, au /au̯/, äu /æu̯/ (umlauted diphthong)

Diminutives (-itte) trigger umlaut:

* a ➡ ä before -itte
* o ➡ ö before -itte
*u ➡ ü before -itte

Example: xon ("house") ➡ xönitte ("little house")

Augmentative ([[Nigger|-igge]]) doesn't trigger umlaut:

Because the -igge suffix starts with a back vowel and consonant, it blocks fronting.

Example: xon ➡ xo[[Nigger|nigge]] ("big house", no umlaut)

==Consonants==

* b /b/, as in English
* d /d/
* f /f/
* g /g/, always hard (no /dʒ/)
* h /h/
* j /j/, "yes"(Germanic j-sound)
* k /k/
* l /l/
* m /m/
* n /n/
* p /p/
* r /r/, tap /r/ or trill /r/
* s /s/, always /s/, never /z/
* t /t/
* v /v/
* w /w/
*x [[X/ (soyjak.party)|/x/]]
*z /z/
*š /ʃ/

== Prepositions ==

* above ➡ obar
* below ➡ ondar
*at ➡ uht
* front ➡ frönd
* back ➡ surx
* close/near ➡ när
* long/far ➡ for
* in ➡ in
* out ➡ ot
* next ➡ näkts
* opposite/away ➡ veg
*between ➡ inyer

== Auxiliary verbs ==

* To do ➡ jart
* To make ➡ jary
* To go ➡ josi
* To get ➡ lünd
* To give ➡ Ilünd
* To take ➡ sünd
* To have ➡ zaher
* can ➡ mahül
* could ➡ zimen
* shall ➡ sefke
* may ➡ umul
* must ➡ krum
*will ➡ vil

== SNCA ==
This section contains any non-basic words.

=== Nouns ===

* Lie ➡ Jhúth
* thought ➡ falm
*Sun ➡ Day sphere ➡ woärengóla
*Moon ➡ Night sphere ➡ nüsgóla
*Stuff ➡ Eštaff
*land ➡ kúem
*demon ➡ thrembún
*home ➡ húsem
*Lots of stuff ➡ Of stuff ➡ Abeštaff
*Light ➡ Loik

*Darkness ➡ No light ➡ Noiloik
*Money ➡ taler
*Bank ➡ talerxon
*water ➡ wät
*Industry ➡ abträb
*Building ➡ abträbxon
*-xon suffix denotes any building

* star ➡ arüs

* treasure ➡ engan
* stone ➡ cobalün
* mortal ➡ thurtul

* poop ➡ främet
* death ➡ detam
* emotionless ➡ nuvad
* sheep ➡ bakü
* lust ➡ ürbat
* tree ➡ uvlaus
* runes ➡ long type ➡ langtypuš
* power ➡ vorgül

=== Anyone I don’t like ===

*[[Tranny]] ➡ Lie he person ➡ Jhúthxepers
* Fur ➡ [[Forced meme|Ver]]
*[[Furry]] ➡ Fur + “y” sound ➡ [[Forced meme|Veri]]
*[[Nigger]] ➡ Black person ➡ Nergrpers
* Indian ➡ Brown person ➡ Jiitpers
*[[Africa]] ➡ Black place ➡ Nergia
*[[India]] ➡ Brown place ➡ Jiitia
*Fail/Cringe/Discomfort ➡ heldika

=== Anyone I do like ===

* Father ➡ He before person ➡ Xebufpers
* Daddy/Dada ➡ Papa
* Mother ➡ She before person ➡ Xhebufpers
* Mommy/Mama ➡ Mama
* Baby ➡ Kaka
* Friend ➡ mälok
* God ➡ Sky he before person ➡ Düxebufpers
* Holy Spirit ➡ Spirit of God ➡ Abeš de Düxebufper

== Text Samples ==

=== Genesis 1:1-3 ===
In de nuw, Düxebufpers bufhünit de obardüzs uhnd de sen pers. Sen pers bufnoihünit uhnd bufnoištaff, noiloik bufjuti de eupas, uhnd de Abeš ab Düxebufpers bufobarbegu. Uhnd Düxebufpers bufqüt, «hamäharuw, loik,» uhnd loik bufmähar.

== Greetings ==

* hello ➡ gemüs
* bye ➡ soomüs

== Resources & [[NuSoyish/Soyish Texts|Soyish Texts Subpage]] ==
Click '''HERE''' to view all the texts from '''Proto Vulgar Soyish''' to '''NuSoyish''', as well as the current edition of the '''NuSoyish Dictionary'''.

=== Translators ===
[https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoNuSoyish English to 5th Edition NuSoyish]<ref>https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoNuSoyish</ref>

=== Threads ===
[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-0257-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14176882.html Thread #1]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-0257-48/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14176882.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-1007-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14180498.html Thread #2]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1129-1007-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14180498.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1130-0917-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14195902.html Thread #3]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1130-0917-00/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14195902.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1201-0832-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14218522.html Thread #4]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1201-0832-38/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14218522.html</ref>

[https://megalodon.jp/2025-1203-0944-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14257095.html Thread #5]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2025-1203-0944-47/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/14257095.html</ref>

Conlangs

2026-06-27T09:00:48Z

ImpishSwede: /* NuSoyish */

{{WIP}}
'''Conlangs''' are constructed languages that are created by the [[Autism|brightest, smartest, and most gifted of the 'sphere.]] Whether it's on the [[Soyjak.party|shitty]], the [[Swedishwin.com|Swinny]], [[Chuds.life|chife]], or elsewhere, there's a good chance [[You|(You)]] might have seen one somewhere. Typically these conlangs are made for a variety of reasons; some may want a more le heckin incomprehensible niggerbabble to mindrape der normgroids ([[Truthnuke|since 'speak has become appropriated by them now]]), some may also want their certain conlang to be a staple of their site's culture or [[Mutt's Law|however the McFlurry machine works or something]], and others just make them for the shits and GEGs. Here, you will find multiple conlangs that have happened to been created across the 'sphere, as well as the Swinny's newest and most recent conlang called [[Conlangs#Swinnish|Swinnish.]]

== The Shitty ==

=== NuSoyish ===
'''[[NuSoyish]]''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead conlang from the shitty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make [[Soyspeak|‘speak]] more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already is...BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO BE OK????? However, it was [[Marge|basically nonsense]], with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. This changed on November 28, when threads were opened to improve it. It also has a sister language called Feralspeak. For all the Soyish-related texts, you can find them all on the [[NuSoyish/Soyish Texts|Soyish Texts Subpage.]]

=== Feralspeak ===
'''Feralspeak,''' also known as '''Peraledene,''' is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead language branched directly from Proto Vulgar Soyish(Predecessor of NuSoyish), another language apart of the [[sharty:NuSoyish|Soyish]] language family tree which stems from [[sharty:Soyspeak|Soyspeak.]]

Unlike its sister language, which completely threw out almost the entire Proto Vulgar Soyish vocabulary to start from a clean slate, Feralspeak deconstructs all the 200+ words from the original Proto Vulgar Soyish Dictionary and uses them to form entirely new words, other linguistical rules and sentence structures, allowing for the language be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroiderinos.

=== Femetr ===
'''Femetr,''' derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a <s>new</s> dead soyspeak language <s>currently being created</s> that never was fully developed on da shitty. Not much of this language was created mostly due to the creator giving up and moving on to other things, whateverbeit had it been.

=== Sigundian ===
'''Sigundian''' is a conlang made by le heckin shiki(whatever the fuck that is but I discovered that Jacolas is and probably still is a 'ru user) editor Jacolas. My only guess as to what this conlang could've been was a failed attempt to give 'ru niggers a language to speak.

=== Sprec-Nu ===
'''Sprec-Nu''', also known as '''Proper Soyspeak''', is essentially when you take words derived from 'speak, run it through a Tokipona translator via ChatGPT, and then regurgitate it back into English. That's pretty much it.

=== Jakoglyphics ===
'''Jakoglyphics''' was less of a conlang but more of a constructed writing system for 'speak created by a vantawhite A20 Aryan. I'm too lazy to write a separate page for this gem, so [[sharty:Jakoglyphics|here's the page on the shitty's 'ki for now.]]

== The Swinny ==

=== [[Swinnish language|Swinnish]] ===
'''[[Swinnish language|Swinnish]]''', unlike the other conlangs on this list, is actively being developed by swedeGODS on their /sci/ board. It takes some inspiration from Esperanto and it's designed to be the language that VVILL be the truly incomprehensible woahjack languagerino. You can find the current thread for Swinnish [https://swedishwin.com/sci/res/1010.html here.] And you '''VVILL''' help develop this language <big>'''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.'''</big>

== Chuds.life(Chife) ==
Nothing has been found here yet. If you're from the Chife, put one here or make one and then put it here.

Talk:Chud.win

2026-06-27T08:17:32Z

ImpishSwede: /* >chinny links allowed */ Reply

== >chinny links allowed ==

are we fucking serious? that shithole has foodists and failtrolls on it [[User:Gem|Gem]] ([[User talk:Gem|talk]]) 07:14, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:>fuggen imaginary fewdies and failtrolls [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 07:18, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::troonfarmer log in [[User:Gem|Gem]] ([[User talk:Gem|talk]]) 07:20, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::swinnycuck meltdown thread over the chinny n100000000000000
::but i do agree to not trust them [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 07:28, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::what sides are you on nigga are you kuzzy? [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 07:29, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::swinnyfags seem to forget that here isnt the swiki and that the rules from their retarded rulescucked site do not apply here [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 07:31, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::not censoring the links but not exactly pro chinny [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 07:32, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:I already told Soyoyuki not to trust Chinnycucks whatsoever with anything. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 07:18, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::He won't.
::The very reason he doesn't censor stuff like Chinny links or Kuzzy links is that he wants the site to have as much information as possible since those sites aren't blatantly pedophilic in nature
::That doesn't mean they're going to cooperate with SECApedia [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 07:32, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::I kinda feared that i'd have to spend my time on this site defusing useless nigger wars. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 07:48, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:{{q|>foodists}}
:Long defunct organization.
:{{q|>failtrolls}}
:If you mean shitty cp jokes then the sharty did that daily 4 years ago.
:And if you meant sending DNB in people's dm's whilst falseflagging as other sites or splinters then the sharty did that not even 2 years ago.
:Gemboy (a self-admitted Jassy lurker) is one of the most disliked people there.
:I've only lurked that site for a tiny bit and all i can tell you is they arent the scary boogeyman everyone makes them out to be. Yes they're edgy but past "bbcp", tranny porn and posting DNB they dont actually do much.
:If you actually read our rules, they clearly state that overly-promotional and hostile activity is still banned. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 07:47, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::THAT [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 07:49, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::people boogie the chinny for no reason outside of muh fuggen evil dee ann bee and cp jokes
::joking=/endorsing [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 07:52, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::It's not "for no reason." whether you agree with it or not there are reasons people criticize and i hate the chinny for that same reason
:::SECApedia's motive is to document and archive information not to make moral judgments or claim that joking automatically equals endorsing. [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 07:56, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::::all im saying is that removing info just to moral signal is retarded and makes the wiki worse [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 08:01, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::yeah, this [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 08:02, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::::i think everysingle
::::>muh fuggen delete the link to X splinter
::::without a good reason should be deleted because all it causes is drama [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 08:05, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::you are fine with fucking 'p jokes (something that failtrolls LOVE to do) , but when someone dares to speak about your severe sharty obsession you have a full-on meltdown? holy shit geg [[User:Gem|Gem]] ([[User talk:Gem|talk]]) 08:13, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::What [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 08:16, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::You know i've been observing the contributions of various people here and the kuzzy & shemmysluts cause wayyyy less problems than the average sharty or swinnyslut. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 08:16, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::::By that i mean shitting up the site. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 08:17, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::My sentiments exactly. MoralARYANS won and Chinnycucks lost btw [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 08:17, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

Talk:Chud.win

2026-06-27T07:18:49Z

ImpishSwede: /* >chinny links allowed */ Reply

They allow CP on their site. I think we should redact the url or something like that.

Obsessed shartycuck below. Ironically soyquoting faggots like you with 'kissers doesn't mean that I'm a furfag. [[User:Astolfo|Astolfo]]

your leaking brother plus you also post boykisser shit which is a furfag also who the fuck is approving your edits --[[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 21:31, 15 January 2026 (UTC)

Shi NOT coming back 😭 two more weeks! 😂😂 <---- I LOVE COCK BTW

someone posted a new chinny screenshot to the kuzzy should this be added to the page [https://CENSORED/soy/res/31041.html#31054 /soy/ - this site is running on borrowed time.the moment kikemin finishes chemotherapy and revives the chinny?boom.everyone flocks.thekuzzy instantly shut down.] [[Special:Contributions/149.40.62.123|149.40.62.123]] 09:07, 18 August 2025 (UTC)

:can't wait for the jannies and users spend atleast 2 weeks to atleast try and clean up all the chinny leaks on this site geeeg [[User:Shartyconnocaca|Shartyconnocaca]] ([[User talk:Shartyconnocaca|talk]]) 12:30, 22 March 2026 (UTC)

someone posted a new chinny screenshot to the kuzzy should this be added to the page [https://CENSORED/soy/res/31041.html#31054 /soy/ - this site is running on borrowed time.the moment kikemin finishes chemotherapy and revives the chinny?boom.everyone flocks.thekuzzy instantly shut down.] [[Special:Contributions/149.40.62.123|149.40.62.123]] 09:10, 18 August 2025 (UTC)

:added [[User:ICareThough|ICareThough]] ([[User talk:ICareThough|talk]]) 18:38, 20 August 2025 (UTC)

{{q|>shemmy is da cord, zarty is da cord, but chinny is not}}

{{q|>MUH PROTECTED STOP TOUCHING THIS PAGE YOU FUGGEN CHINNYPHOBIC MAPPHOBE}}

the shemmy page doesnt have the discord template, only its splinters, which have actually been connected to corders. You should talk to Faggot about the zarty though. Why so leaky?

Anyone who uses this shithole actively should be investigated by the FBI --[[User:NameGOD8|NameGOD8]] ([[User talk:NameGOD8|talk]]) 03:42, 19 October 2025 (UTC)
:tsmt [[User:Faggot|Faggot]] ([[User talk:Faggot|talk]]) 12:55, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
:qeq [[User:Sn1per|Sn1per]] ([[User talk:Sn1per|talk]]) 22:01, 29 October 2025 (UTC)

=={{quote|>down for almost an entire week}}==
just buy a new server at this point [[User:Faggot|Faggot]] ([[User talk:Faggot|talk]]) 12:55, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

:this is probably a sign from God that the chinny should be left to die kek [[User:NameGOD8|NameGOD8]] ([[User talk:NameGOD8|talk]]) 16:58, 26 October 2025 (UTC)
::Whos idea was it to revive that shithole geeege -Anon

:::Some obsessed pedo --[[User:NameGOD8|NameGOD8]] ([[User talk:NameGOD8|talk]]) 22:02, 29 October 2025 (UTC)

==FYI: Jaikacuz is ban evading==
this ip > "146.70.246.108" is jaikacuz homenetting.

Never heard of him even using this site, what did he do to get banned here anyways? --[[User:Redditor|Redditor]]

== Protect this page from [[Yaquer200:|Yaquer200]] nigger ==

Clitty leak detected [[User:Astolfo|Astolfo]] ([[User talk:Astolfo|talk]]) 18:01, 1 February 2026 (UTC)

== > "Unironic" pedophilia such as personal pedophilic desires are mostly only given a warning per the banlist. This also includes most rule 1 (no illegal content) bans. ==

There is no such thing as "ironic" pedophilia, that's just pedophilia. The only type of "pedophilia" allowed on the site is falseflagging other users as pedophiles, and even that is warned or banned most of the time when it goes over the line. The mod banlist contains hundreds of permanent rule 1 and 2 bans, I couldn't show them all in a single screenshot if I tried. Hell, there are currently 12 permanent bans on the public banlist, one of which being a rule 2 ban. If you're gonna spew shit all over the page at least attempt fabricating evidence instead of making up easily disprovable claims. Obvious vandalism by users of a certain single-digit PPH splinter.

https://qu.ax/Yjhil [[User:Albert|Albert]] ([[User talk:Albert|talk]]) 01:19, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

== ? ==

>posts shoyta

>posts weird furry fetish porn of "nate"

see?

this nigger is a jassycuck. [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 06:29, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

:marge [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 06:53, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
::[[Gemboy|Coalgirl]] [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 07:10, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
:::you should edit there section on the page, its extremely positive [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 07:37, 26 February 2026 (UTC)
::::ill do It eventually [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 08:59, 26 February 2026 (UTC)

== How is this foodist shithole not considered hostile on SNCApedia? ==
This website, and the shemmy by addition (since the admins of this website are all moderators of the Shemmy apparently) literally just serves as a front for foodists to share their accounts or Discord servers half of the times, with servers such as Totencord that groomed solomon henderson originating from the chinny in the first place, the admins have done nothing to stop any foodists from posting on the website, and anyone can easily find a discord/telegram invite or ask for one to foodist servers, and most bans that occur due to posting illegal content last like a hour at most, and almost all the raids that have occured on here and the Swinny recently all use Chinny jokes like "bbcp" or "Hi x here I fuck kids" and other similarly unfunny comnigger foodist humor, I think it should be considered a hostile website and not linked anymore.
: As of now we won't consider it hostile as kikemin in question is trying to at least combat what's going on and there are good Chinny users, but if there are any bad ones (like a libbycuck for example) we will ban them on sight. ~ [[User:Editor|Editor]] ([[User talk:Editor|talk]]) 11:40, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
:: Kikemin allows foodists like wickerkid and lviv to stay on his site though? And what the fuck do you mean there are good Chinny users? Almost everyone on there is a comnigger. Not to mention the chinny is literally the direct cause of Antioch in the first place since he allowed that behaviour to fester on his site in the first place and is only backpedaling on it now after the damage was already done. He makes no effort to actually improve his site, and just caters to the foodistniggers on his site because they're the only ones that actually use his shithole hence the amount of jokes about CP Kikemin and the posters there make on the daily.
::: My bad, I didn't investigate enough. I'll think about it, but it will require purging a thrembillion revisions and I don't have the energy for that right now. [[User:Editor|Editor]] ([[User talk:Editor|talk]]) 20:24, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
:::I can purge some revisions if you want. [[User:ShitNophono|ShitNophono]] ([[User talk:ShitNophono|talk]]) 20:36, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
::::It'd be a lot and I'd think you need to use AutoWikiBrowser for that. If you know how to use it, Nophono, then go ahead. ~ [[User:Editor|Editor]] // ([[User talk:Editor|talk]]) 21:05, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::wait we're actually removing Chinny links? [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 21:09, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::I'll leave it up to Nophono since I'm not well versed in Chinnykikery enough to know. ~ [[User:Editor|Editor]] // ([[User talk:Editor|talk]]) 21:25, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::Hi, chinnykike here. Kara, the person who claims to be the writer of these messages, tried raiding this site. I am sure you know him.
:::::::He also posted cp on the chinny on his actual IP, if that matters.
:::::::[[File:Kara posting cp on his home ip.png|thumb]]
:::::::[[File:Kara cp 2.png|thumb]]
:::::::[[File:Kara cp 3.png|thumb]]
:::::::[[File:Kara little girls.png|thumb]]
:::::::It's a LITTLE absurd to believe this guy even slightly. Not to mention taking action on le ebil chinnyfoodists because of some lies he made up. [[User:Adfe|Adfe]] ([[User talk:Adfe|talk]]) 04:19, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::This was literally anonimos falseflagging as me you fucking retard lol you're braindead. The chinny has a fucking namefield, anyone can falseflag eachother, for some reason Anonimos has been obsessed with me, constantly posting about me on his twitter, I havent been paying attention at all but this should be a obvious fucking falseflag from the same retard that was fucking with Jaika in the first place, using a VPN to simulate location isn't hard, Anonimos and RyeKrisPie are literally friends FYI. -kara
:::::marge what's that
:::::Anyway, I'll just do it by hand. [[User:ShitNophono|ShitNophono]] ([[User talk:ShitNophono|talk]]) 23:04, 18 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::K ~ [[User:Editor|Editor]] // ([[User talk:Editor|talk]]) 00:01, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::I’m done here if you’re so easily swayed [[User:BaruchGoldstein|BaruchGoldstein]] ([[User talk:BaruchGoldstein|talk]]) 00:27, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::No dude don't leave [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 00:29, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::It starts with the chinny and ends with this place becoming soyjak wiki 2 [[User:BaruchGoldstein|BaruchGoldstein]] ([[User talk:BaruchGoldstein|talk]]) 00:56, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::I mean this site has been falling off since December but that's for different reasons. I think it's a stretch to say it will turn into Soyjak Wiki 2. [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 01:19, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::Chinnycucks were definitely not happy about this. But I hope this doesn't turn into a problem where more attacks and hostility are occurring. [[User:Gemmy1488cob|Gemmy1488cob]] ([[User talk:Gemmy1488cob|talk]]) 01:32, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::I'll wait and see, but I remain skeptical [[User:BaruchGoldstein|BaruchGoldstein]] ([[User talk:BaruchGoldstein|talk]]) 01:41, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::::are we censoring the chinny?
::::::::::::in one hand i didn't want to advocate for that, in the other hand to be honest, handling the chinny is hard, ironically half of the people who come to vandalize this wikipedia that archives chinny history are chinnycucks themselves, but to be honest if they want to blame anyone, blame kikeadmin and his jannies for not trying to put his site in order. [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 04:46, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::::We are censoring the Chinny yes, the domain and hundreds of edits are being suppressed because they mention the chinny's domain. [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 04:48, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::::::I honestly didn't want to censor their domain but giving how many of the vandalizers and other undesireables come from there it was eventually a matter of time. Still many of their history is still documented here or whatever. [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 06:00, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::What undesirables? [[User:Adfe|Adfe]] ([[User talk:Adfe|talk]]) 11:44, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::You're a literal janitor on that site, are you telling me you don't know what i'm talking about.
::::::::::::::::Still I think the censoring of the domain might tick them off even further. [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 14:03, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::The only person who has been hostile to SNCApedia who was posting on the Chinny to my knowledge was probably oalgo, but he's not an undesirable FROM the chinny, he's just an undesirable who also posted like a few times on the chinny. [[User:Adfe|Adfe]] ([[User talk:Adfe|talk]]) 14:06, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::tsmt, censoring the chinny, despite the website basically being a zoo cage for irony poisoning and false flagging, is only going to make xem chimp out even further. i didn't really fully advocate for censoring the chinny url entirely.
:::::::::::::::::my guesses are the account falseflags on sncapedia such as "X fucks kids", "X here I love bbcp" "[whatever hostile community]" could either be a 'cord/'gram (n**w?), a chinnycuck, or an actual 'dist, and chinnycucks were laughing at how we point fingers at every single individual ever (is there snopes that raidz is behind those pedo falseflag accounts?) [[User:Gemmy1488cob|Gemmy1488cob]] ([[User talk:Gemmy1488cob|talk]]) 14:57, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::I believe those were created solely by oalgo, he called himself the number 1 sncapedia destroyer or whatever. Pretty gay, I don't know what his deal is or what site he's from [[User:Adfe|Adfe]] ([[User talk:Adfe|talk]]) 15:00, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::Hmmmm.... we'll see if maybe we all agree on bringing it back once everything is cleared up. [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 15:30, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::::::Oalgo mostly uses the Shemmy and posts mostly SNCA there. He also laments about and demoralizes the Sharty and the Swinny for being either "autistic" or "moralniggers" (i.e. IRL HTSMs), and thinks Soyjaks are a dead meme. He blames the ''shartyniggers'' for why the chinny got censored on SNCApedia.
:::::::::::::::::::Used to be part of a splinter called [[Narty (Jakker420's splinter)]] but left after animal gore was posted there. Oalgo is an attentionwhore so it's best to ignore him. [[User:Gemmy1488cob|Gemmy1488cob]] ([[User talk:Gemmy1488cob|talk]]) 16:02, 19 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::::::::::::I'm watching the moderation log and looks like someone is throwing random accusations at @[[User:Adfe|Adfe]] and sneeding over us. [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 16:13, 19 March 2026 (UTC)

This entire section was written by a certain Kara/JFK, he's inventing shit after getting banned off the site for posting animal gore. he's been obsessively orbiting this website for months, he was spamming animal gore in Sharty irc after begging them to take the Chinny down -SH
https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/Kara
https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/1772685696602-png.8655648/
https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/1772685927710-png.8655660/
:>sweeping for foodists
:u can't make this shit up, also i didnt write shit this was anonimos these retards have been obsessing over me lately -Kara

:::KARA?!?! nigga you still alive? leave the soysphere already! even Kikemin hates you! kek!
:::[[File:Karadoxedit.mp4|thumb]]
::::do you think i actually give a fuck if kikemin hates me or not also thanks for reposting this indonesian gem for the 1000th time (this video is genuinely so pathetically unfunny it gives me second hand embarrasment, most of the information in this is wrng as well), you're harmless and you wont do shit timmy lol, idgaf about the soysphere but this is downright pathetic. you're all just a bunch of projectors projecting your pedophilia onto others LOL, i'm not going anywhere buddy and you're gonna have to put up with my shit and i'll make sure to get that message accross, you can do NOTHING to me because you are soft as BABY SHIT. oh little niggas not gonna shoot his gun yeah get the fuck outta here you harmless retard foodist -Kara
:::::wordswordswords niggerbabble geg go kys already no one likes you. no one.
::::::whatever you say you underage indonesian mental gymnastics player. you are genuinely just projecting your pedophilia onto others and are no better than foodists lol. i'll outlive this site if its the last thing to do to spite all of you retards

:kikemin names everything after CP
:do you really think hes "fighting it"
:also the shemmy did nothing wrong OP dont get me banned nigga [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 12:04, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
::kikemin is high on cocaine so he doesn't know what happens on his site geg [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 12:07, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
:::this^ [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 12:07, 10 March 2026 (UTC)
:>fuggin chinny [[User:BaruchGoldstein|BaruchGoldstein]] ([[User talk:BaruchGoldstein|talk]]) 01:29, 12 March 2026 (UTC)

== Hostility ==

what if I stop classifying chinny as hostile but do not directly post the link to the chinny or discourage direct linking

one day its either political shitposting then another day it's scattered with "bbcp" """jokes""" or a raid that mentions chinny; that's the hard part

the thing is most sites ban chinnykikes: sharty, shroom, swinny, sloppy, kiwi farms; that's another issue [[User:Gemmy1488cob|Gemmy1488cob]] ([[User talk:Gemmy1488cob|talk]]) 15:52, 20 April 2026 (UTC)

:im not sure, maybe classify it as semihostile? [[User:Aspartame|Aspartame]] ([[User talk:Aspartame|talk]]) 16:27, 20 April 2026 (UTC)
::no keep it hostile. [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 16:33, 20 April 2026 (UTC)
:::Make it unhostile completely
:::There humor is basically just modern sharty humor
:::Seriously go read /pol/ at night then look at /chud/ and tell me the difference other than activity
:::I find this entire censorship campaign retarded [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 00:32, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
::::We make the swinny unhostile even though they host jassy links
::::We make the shemmy unhostile even though they allowed shitlita sometimes
::::Yet we make the chinny hostile because... We just said so ok?
::::That's retarded [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 00:34, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
:::::the difference is that the swinny just does it to host raid against them, there isn't exactly a hostility concern there as despite this they're attacking hostile site for us
:::::shemmy idfk i dont think i want to go there anyway
:::::its just the chinny has a large userbase that are very tied to foodist place, by allowing people to go there, there is a possibility of a new wave of foodistcuck [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 08:24, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
::::::That's just retarded chinny does not have "ties to fuggen jerdee foodist lace mane"
::::::If you ban them the worst users will obviously retaliate by DDoS'ing us especially if gold does nothing [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 11:54, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
:::::::ddossing already warrant enough of a reason to considered them hostile [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 12:39, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
::::::::a few retards like gemboy or oalgo which the WHOLE userbase hates should not get the site banned
::::::::thats like saying we should ban soyjak.party links because of cobblestone and quote [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 20:15, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::fair point
:::::::::but i don't trust that place at all. too much of a '''risk''' beside theres obviously better alternatives {{Emoji|doctos}}
:::::::::while cobbletroon and abdlquote hate us atleast they're not directly attacking the servers [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 20:17, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::Quote is attacking the servers doe, he’s falseflagging as the chinny [[User:Aspartame|Aspartame]] ([[User talk:Aspartame|talk]]) 23:17, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::Much more likely it's kara
:::::::::::Or maybe it's quote
:::::::::::Idk I'm just glad chinnycucks can edit pages again
:::::::::::And quote spams splinters with cp I don't know what this nigga is talking about [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 00:27, 22 April 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::::i hate quote but i dont think hes a cp spammer, hes just like a pedophile or something [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 16:27, 24 April 2026 (UTC)
:No.
:And coalfarmer is a faggot for suggesting we should fully unblock it. If you are one of the few "normal' posters of the chinny, do not bring ur disgusting raped faggot slave culture here.
:This is appeasement politics you're trying to do. "Hurr durr, if we punish criminals they won't like it!" [[User:SNCA Enthusiast|SNCA Enthusiast]] ([[User talk:SNCA Enthusiast|talk]]) 21:28, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
:I am not unbanning Chinny users until Kikemin gets his shit together and bans these people. [[User:SNCA Enthusiast|SNCA Enthusiast]] ([[User talk:SNCA Enthusiast|talk]]) 21:28, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

== How could this possibly be a gray area? ==

It’s tied to foodists like Oalgo and they DDoS other innocent people

Just a thought since this splinter is a diddy blud ahh site 🥀 [[User:Ploot|Ploot]] ([[User talk:Ploot|talk]]) 13:16, 21 April 2026 (UTC)

:you are the most insufferable little shit ever [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 20:17, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
:we need proof that the ddos is being specifically done by a chinnycuck. i don't think botting the chinny page to oblivion is 100% evidential.
:i never seen chinnycucks raid other soysphere sites or knowingly ddos other sites
:even some sharty /pol/ users hate the shardee and only use it for /pol/ specifically [[User:Gemmy1488cob|Gemmy1488cob]] ([[User talk:Gemmy1488cob|talk]]) 20:44, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
::ohhh okay [[User:Ploot|Ploot]] ([[User talk:Ploot|talk]]) 23:02, 21 April 2026 (UTC)
::Ive noticed alot of /pol/ users also use the chinny
::It is basically the first stop for any banned /pol/ namefag
::Albeit I like the shemmy and swinny more [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 00:29, 22 April 2026 (UTC)
:::oh I see, last time when I checked it out before the gray area thing, /tranny/ is just insufferable which probably painted my view on the Chinny, thanks for like educating mi o miheshu [[User:Ploot|Ploot]] ([[User talk:Ploot|talk]]) 09:16, 22 April 2026 (UTC)
::::/tranny/ is quite literally just one banned pooner shemmy namefag posting xer porn art
::::It is niggerhell [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 12:02, 22 April 2026 (UTC)
:::::Why the fuck are you defending this niggerhell of a site again
:::::You aren't a site admin, I am. ~ [[User:Editor|Editor]] // ([[User talk:Editor|talk]]) 21:38, 24 April 2026 (UTC)
:Who the fuck made it a gray area? If there are chinnycux on this site they're getting banned. ~ [[User:Editor|Editor]] // ([[User talk:Editor|talk]]) 21:35, 24 April 2026 (UTC)
::im so confused on the status of this site [[User:Ploot|Ploot]] ([[User talk:Ploot|talk]]) 22:08, 24 April 2026 (UTC)
:::It's hostile. The chinny has undoubtedly raided us and there are a gazillion foodistcucks still posting, unbanned. ~ [[User:Editor|Editor]] // ([[User talk:Editor|talk]]) 22:42, 24 April 2026 (UTC)
::::I see. [[User:Ploot|Ploot]] ([[User talk:Ploot|talk]]) 22:55, 24 April 2026 (UTC)

== just checked this site ==

theres like
-lolipedo content (albeit softcore?)
-dnb
-wpedos
-tccpedos
-mymy (around 16) from that zelligcuck show thinking about bwc
-softcore femgoy porn
-obviously that would also imply softcore porn in general
-they got boytrooner (geg)
i dont think people should be browsing a braniggerish site tied to foodistcucks
also coalfarmer owns the site for some reason (unless if its a joke) [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 16:40, 24 April 2026 (UTC)

:/tranny/ has roblox porn if that matters right at the top thread
:with other thread that have porn possibly traced from lolipedoshit [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 16:46, 24 April 2026 (UTC)
::yeah the rest is just lolifaggotery...
::dawg stop shilling your nigger site coalfarmer, literally bunch of homosexual tranny pedophiles [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 16:52, 24 April 2026 (UTC)
:coalfarmer doesnt own it
:he does defend it with his life which is retarded but whatever [[User:Gegitsgemmy|Gegitsgemmy]] ([[User talk:Gegitsgemmy|talk]]) 19:09, 24 April 2026 (UTC)
::he defends it because there’s alot of his /pol/buds there [[User:Ploot|Ploot]] ([[User talk:Ploot|talk]]) 22:09, 24 April 2026 (UTC)
:All the lolipedo bullshit was coming from one IP from england which was most likely coswork or bobson aqnd happened at the same time as the soyblog DNB raid and the DDoS attack here
:https://servimg.com/view/20643979/252
:https://soyblog.forumotion.com/t13959-spam-problem-update#21076
:https://servimg.com/view/20643979/249
:I think we should put it back from hostile to grey area since this isn't the userbase and is just some failtrolls [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 20:45, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
::stop defending that shithole nigga --BRRAAAAPP! - [ [[User:BRAP!|Page]] ] / [ [[User talk:BRAP!|Obsessed]] ] 20:51, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
::"""grey area"""
::[[File:Chinnyfails_jsid.png|500px]] [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 20:53, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
:::Obvious joke [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 21:12, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
::::I don't really care what you do I'm just saying [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 21:13, 26 April 2026 (UTC)
::::[[File:114578_-_SoyBooru.png|50px]] {{Quote|>HEY GUYS I JERK OFF TO CP SO FUNNY AMIRIGHT!!!}} [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 21:22, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

== obsessed chinnyfails ==

{{Quote|>NOOOOO YOU CANT CALL US BRANIGGERS THAT OFFENSIVE YOU FUGGEN ESL}}
 
(i literally made a page about branigger to clarify what is a '''branigger''' exactly, aswell as documenting them, if you're curious just check [[Branigger]])

you guys might not read this (i understand you guys have '''severe retardation''' or '''adhd''' or whatever)

to clarify for chinny user who lurk here at sncapedia the first portion was about the main board open to 16+ users,
 
the first thread, had image of '''softcore loli''' or whatever you gooniggers jerk off to, outside of dnb i also found content that revolve around other type of '''child gore'''

also about the claim i was ""'''hallucinating 'p'''"", i wasn't aware that /tranny/ was a "porn" board even then i wouldn't care much if it '''wasn't for the fact there was loli content''' (example: zellig porn that include the underage characters, blue archive amongst other things) aswell as '''drawn zoophile porn''' [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 14:31, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

== Chinnycucks will remain banned on SNCApedia for the time being ==

It's the most annoying raped faggot slave website for disgusting braniggers.

>What about the 1% good people

I don't care, this is like flooding your country with niggers because of the heccin' wholesome awesome street food. [[User:SNCA Enthusiast|SNCA Enthusiast]] ([[User talk:SNCA Enthusiast|talk]]) 21:22, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

:{{Quote|>I don't care, this is like flooding your country with niggers because of the heccin' wholesome awesome street food.}}
:{{Quote|>[[Special:Log/block|Block log]] [[User:SNCA Enthusiast|<bdi>SNCA Enthusiast</bdi>]] [[User talk:SNCA Enthusiast|talk]] [[Special:Contributions/SNCA Enthusiast|contribs]] blocked [[User:Coalfarmer|<bdi>Coalfarmer</bdi>]] [[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]] [[Special:Contributions/Coalfarmer|contribs]] with an expiration time of 2 weeks (account creation disabled) <bdi>(Rule 9 - Do not participate in disruptive behavior.: Catering to chinnycucks)</bdi>}}
:[[File:Giga gold.png|100px]] [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 21:33, 26 April 2026 (UTC)

== i think i might know gemboy ==

i think he was part of a group who sent cp to one of my personal friend. [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 12:10, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

:Oh my fucking god. Should we alert Jidion or ‘scope him? [[User:Valveson|Channel of the Sith]] ([[User talk:Valveson|talk]]) 12:31, 17 May 2026 (UTC)
::does he goes by alias like tnd x thing? [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 12:52, 17 May 2026 (UTC)
:::I think he uses [[BonziWORLD]] or a Club Penguin service, if I remember correctly.
:::If we find him, spam his inbox with pictures of Sidon. [[User:Valveson|Channel of the Sith]] ([[User talk:Valveson|talk]]) 12:56, 17 May 2026 (UTC)

== >chinny links allowed ==

are we fucking serious? that shithole has foodists and failtrolls on it [[User:Gem|Gem]] ([[User talk:Gem|talk]]) 07:14, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:>fuggen imaginary fewdies and failtrolls [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 07:18, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:I already told Soyoyuki not to trust Chinnycucks whatsoever with anything. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 07:18, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

Talk:SECA.talkpage

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== Welcome to the Secky [[File:Sticky.gif]]==

Discuss anything here o algo. We recommend checking out the [[SECA.talkpage/Documentation|documentation]]. 
For wiki-related discussion (templates, pages, etc), please use [[Talk:SECA.talkpage/Wiki|>>>/wiki/]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:11, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== test ==
[[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:07, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:ok the styling works as you can tell it isnt exactly faithful for Yotsuba-B, but thats intentional. If peephull dont like it then i guess i can change it. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:07, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::i like it [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 23:37, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== oh my science!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ==

THIS IS JUST LIKE MUH HEKKIN FRUTIGO ARIYO! [[User:Djerv|Djerv]] ([[User talk:Djerv|talk]]) 02:24, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:I'm hoping you're not going to force thomas the train here [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 02:29, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::im not the only thomas poster doe [[User:Djerv|Djerv]] ([[User talk:Djerv|talk]]) 02:32, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:I slapped this reskin together within like half an hour, i havent even bothered to make new banners yet. 
:It should work fine though. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:41, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== poop 2 ==

[[File:Old main page.PNG]]
For some reason they put an old id link in the references section of our page on SNCApedia 
I'm not bothering to log in to my old account so if someone is feeling bored then they can update that. thank you saars in advance. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:48, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== gigacha.de portal ==

Shouldn't the Chaddy have a dedicated portal? [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 04:02, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:I'm planning to rework portals soon, check /wiki/ [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 05:25, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::there will be one soon, idk how doe since the people behind the portals made it difficult to do shit [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 19:34, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Hello ==

First of all I want to reclaim my powers.

Second of all, I just wanna ask, what did censorship besides the chinny did fagmin do?

Even then that was Gold who did it, because unfortunaly he had to subjugate to quote in order to post on his sites which btw is funny to me because i think this chinny problem was indirectly caused by him GEG.

Either way thanks in advance. [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 16:32, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:{{q|>First of all I want to reclaim my powers.}}
:Alright, you can send me an email with some detail on why you'd like to be admin here aswell.
:{{q|>Second of all, I just wanna ask, what did censorship besides the chinny did fagmin do? >Even then that was Gold who did it, because unfortunaly he had to subjugate to quote in order to post on his sites which btw is funny to me because i think this chinny problem was indirectly caused by him GEG.}}
:You partially answered your own question there but i just dont like that duo. One of them is a literal soyjak wiki janitor and the other has a history of unnecessarily sucking up to Quote. Its pathetic at times because you can obviously tell he's forcing it meanwhile Quote doesnt really care that much. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== fix CAPTCHA ==

whenever I add a link I'm blocked from saving the page and not even a CAPTCHA appears. please fix this [[User:GooderSoy|GooderSoy]] ([[User talk:GooderSoy|talk]]) 17:28, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Me too I'm trying to add citations and it gave me this error
:The text you wanted to publish was blocked by the spam filter. This is probably caused by a link to a forbidden external site. The following text is what triggered our spam filter: boards.4chan.org
:@[[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 21:14, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::geg, i'll bypass that in the filter, mention me if theres any stupid filters like that again, they're all enabled by default. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 21:38, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== SECA enthusiast ==

@[[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] do you have a high quality version of our mascot, if so can you put the picture somewhere on the [[SECApedia]] page so i can download it [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 00:31, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:Here,
:[[:File:Shit everybody cares about enthusiast.png]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 00:32, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::thanks [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 00:33, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Np, i'll automoderate you aswell. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 00:34, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK ==

[[File:Sncapedia_sitenotice.PNG|900px]] 
If you dont know, running a site of this caliber costs about 5~15 dollars for the domain (which he already got for free), and like 6 dollars per month. He really is a poorfag holy shit. 
{{q|>OY VEY THE GOYIM ARENT USING MY QUOTECORD IP-HONEYPOT SHITHOLE HOSTED ON MY TOASTER, QUICK! GIVE ME MONEY FAGGOTS!}} [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 05:52, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:hes a literal veneco ofcourse hes poor [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 05:55, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:they literally use their mooney to wipe their shit [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 05:57, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:Is gold rushing this fast because of SECApedia? [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 07:13, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:Holy fucking GEG [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 07:15, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== does anybody here like gd ==

d [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 06:39, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

User:ImpishSwede

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ImpishSwede:

Your local conlang enthusiast.

My favorite pages:

[[Conlangs]] (I made this one if it matters btw)

[[Swinnish]]
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== Aryan conlang. ==

Great job on this language, I'm looking forward to see it become fully developed and used. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 04:32, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

Conlangs

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ImpishSwede: /* Swinnish */ Added link to the Swinnish Language page to connect both pages together.

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'''Conlangs''' are constructed languages that are created by the [[Autism|brightest, smartest, and most gifted of the 'sphere.]] Whether it's on the [[Soyjak.party|shitty]], the [[Swedishwin.com|Swinny]], [[Chuds.life|chife]], or elsewhere, there's a good chance [[You|(You)]] might have seen one somewhere. Typically these conlangs are made for a variety of reasons; some may want a more le heckin incomprehensible niggerbabble to mindrape der normgroids ([[Truthnuke|since 'speak has become appropriated by them now]]), some may also want their certain conlang to be a staple of their site's culture or [[Mutt's Law|however the McFlurry machine works or something]], and others just make them for the shits and GEGs. Here, you will find multiple conlangs that have happened to been created across the 'sphere, as well as the Swinny's newest and most recent conlang called [[Conlangs#Swinnish|Swinnish.]]

== The Shitty ==

=== NuSoyish ===
'''NuSoyish''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead conlang from the shitty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make [[Soyspeak|‘speak]] more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already is...BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO BE OK????? However, it was [[Marge|basically nonsense]], with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. This changed on November 28, when threads were opened to improve it. It also has a sister language called Feralspeak. For all the Soyish-related texts, you can find them all on the [[NuSoyish/Soyish Texts|Soyish Texts Subpage.]]

=== Feralspeak ===
'''Feralspeak,''' also known as '''Peraledene,''' is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead language branched directly from Proto Vulgar Soyish(Predecessor of NuSoyish), another language apart of the [[sharty:NuSoyish|Soyish]] language family tree which stems from [[sharty:Soyspeak|Soyspeak.]]

Unlike its sister language, which completely threw out almost the entire Proto Vulgar Soyish vocabulary to start from a clean slate, Feralspeak deconstructs all the 200+ words from the original Proto Vulgar Soyish Dictionary and uses them to form entirely new words, other linguistical rules and sentence structures, allowing for the language be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroiderinos.

=== Femetr ===
'''Femetr,''' derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a <s>new</s> dead soyspeak language <s>currently being created</s> that never was fully developed on da shitty. Not much of this language was created mostly due to the creator giving up and moving on to other things, whateverbeit had it been.

=== Sigundian ===
'''Sigundian''' is a conlang made by le heckin shiki(whatever the fuck that is but I discovered that Jacolas is and probably still is a 'ru user) editor Jacolas. My only guess as to what this conlang could've been was a failed attempt to give 'ru niggers a language to speak.

=== Sprec-Nu ===
'''Sprec-Nu''', also known as '''Proper Soyspeak''', is essentially when you take words derived from 'speak, run it through a Tokipona translator via ChatGPT, and then regurgitate it back into English. That's pretty much it.

=== Jakoglyphics ===
'''Jakoglyphics''' was less of a conlang but more of a constructed writing system for 'speak created by a vantawhite A20 Aryan. I'm too lazy to write a separate page for this gem, so [[sharty:Jakoglyphics|here's the page on the shitty's 'ki for now.]]

== The Swinny ==

=== [[Swinnish language|Swinnish]] ===
'''[[Swinnish language|Swinnish]]''', unlike the other conlangs on this list, is actively being developed by swedeGODS on their /sci/ board. It takes some inspiration from Esperanto and it's designed to be the language that VVILL be the truly incomprehensible woahjack languagerino. You can find the current thread for Swinnish [https://swedishwin.com/sci/res/1010.html here.] And you '''VVILL''' help develop this language <big>'''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.'''</big>

== Chuds.life(Chife) ==
Nothing has been found here yet. If you're from the Chife, put one here or make one and then put it here.

User talk:Soyoyuki

2026-06-27T03:08:22Z

ImpishSwede: /* yo */ Reply

<h1 style="text-align:center;">For more one-on-one matters you may contact me at '''soyoyuki@tutamail.com''', i usually respond within a day.</h1>
== Leak thread ==

Leak about any site issues here. 
I'm going to log off for a few hours now but here is a small list of things that i'm planning to add:
* Dailyjak and a Weekly featured article to make the main page less stale.
* The Details extension to fix a bunch of partially broken templates & more, mainly the [[Template:Templatewrapper]].
* Site background simply to swag the site out more.
* Portals revamp which i already mentioned on the [[Talk:SECA.talkpage|talkpage]]
Some other info: 
* @[[User:Tether|Tether]] is going on a 3 week break starting tommorow. Contact me about basically anything relating to the site. 
* I'm hiring jannies since the team is currently empty as shit. You will start as an approver and move your way up. Contact me at {{Blacktext|soyoyuki@tutamail.com}} if you're interested. Currently we have a singular approver which should cover the next few hours. 
::If you're currently staff on SNCApedia and want to move to a less Quotecord-owned and less ruleskiked site, you may send some proof and you'll get a much better chance of getting hired. I dont know the majority of you but it gives me an additional layer of trust.
* All articles have been copied over from SNCApedia, most of them are fine but a bunch of them are outdated, mainly in how censored some stuff is. (You) can get a better chance at approver role if you gem these up, aswell as subsequent promotions. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:34, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

::I'll be doing small revisions on these articles or something. Not interested in becoming an approver or doing anything moderator related. [[User:Riptide|Riptide]] ([[User talk:Riptide|talk]]) 02:01, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Ok. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::why can't I use the cobson TIP thing it tells me that "This template is missing TemplateData, and its parameters have been autogenerated. As a result the template and its parameters lack descriptions. There might be additional information on the template's page" [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 06:21, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Huh? What did you do to get that error? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 09:20, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::no I just found out that I can't add text to any template that is similar to the TIP cobson template is the problem from me or the site itself if it is from the site I hope it gets fixed [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 12:38, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Also holy shit i forgot the file upload limit is 2 megabytes. i'll be upping that to 8 or 10 tommorow. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:06, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== add msupload ==

add it or my clitty will leak [[User:Djerv|Djerv]] ([[User talk:Djerv|talk]]) 02:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Thats what that extension is called?
:Alright i'll add it right now. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::MsUpload has been added successfully. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 03:13, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Gimme janny ==

pls [[User:John5433|John5433]] ([[User talk:John5433|talk]]) 04:22, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:nigga [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 04:23, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::I already edited the page before you gave me reppy so I have to reply here [[File:Screenshot 2026-06-26 16-28-05.png]] [[User:John5433|John5433]] ([[User talk:John5433|talk]]) 04:31, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::gibs me jany [[User:Soyjak|Soyjak]] ([[User talk:Soyjak|talk]]) 04:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== I can't FUCKING save the edit ==

I keep trying to edit ki pages but it just won't fucking save. [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 04:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:What why? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 04:57, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Nevermind it was the captcha that was raping me due to external links [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 05:00, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Same, im getting raped by the captcha whilst trying to make a draft [[User:Nigger|Nigger]] ([[User talk:Nigger|talk]]) 05:02, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::The reply captcha? Shit that was an issue on SNCApedia aswell, seems like i have to fix that manually later.
::You can simply just edit discussion pages like regular pages by clicking "edit source" at the top. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 05:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::I brapped while reading this [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 05:37, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== yo ==

Can I make a new mainpage in my sandbox? I was working on one for SNCApedia before the shurdown. Slso can you make the theme vector legacy. --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 10:06, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:{{q|>Can I make a new mainpage in my sandbox? I was working on one for SNCApedia before the shurdown.}}
:Sure, but i dont intend on switching to it unless its exceptionally gemmy.
:{{q|>Slso can you make the theme vector legacy.}}
:Nope. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 10:21, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::your making my clitty leak
::why not? [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 10:32, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::this theme is goodest. o iglo. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 10:41, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::I know you probably don't like me but trust me changing the theme to this will make us look more official and separate us from the other soyshart wikis --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 11:03, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Eh, i simply like this theme the most because its the one i'm used to.
:::::{{q|>and separate us from the other soyshart wikis}}
:::::I don't really care about distancing myself that much though. 80% of the current users here are SNCApedians, it would just be inconvenient for them. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 11:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::Nigga just give me autoconfirmed already --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 18:44, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::No [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 18:47, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::::then approve my edits faggot 🤣 [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 18:47, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::You're like one of the least trustworthy people here. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::Quite ironic that you call people faggots considering you were exposed for being one yourself on the Shemmy. You should be banned here already. [[User:Riptide|Riptide]] ([[User talk:Riptide|talk]]) 22:22, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::He hasnt done anything ban-worthy yet... or did he say some pedo shit on the shemmy once..? or was that a falseflag? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:24, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::I want this nigger's head on a spike already [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 22:27, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::Being a gay faggot isn't ban-worthy? Is this big 'ki 3.0? [[User:Riptide|Riptide]] ([[User talk:Riptide|talk]]) 22:29, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::Tsmt. Lynch this nigger already. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 03:08, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Can I be an approver or do I need to do an application to be an approver? I want to be an approver here. --[[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 3:19, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Tell me a bit of soysphere history about yourself, you can email me. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:i have sent you my history. my email name is pynoz (4/5 numbers) @gmail.com [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:31, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Your history seems fine, although i dont approve of [https://swedishwin.com/g/src/1782496173682-1.png shit like this] on the kuzzy.
::Other from that, sure i'll give you approver. (since i'm guessing you're not one of those posters) [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:39, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::> [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:46, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::fuck my comment got 'nished [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:46, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::o iglo [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:47, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Can I please have administration privileges ==

[[File:SNCApedia_evidence.png|thumb|SNCApedia admin evidence]] This is the real Gemmy1488cob, bureaucat of SNCApedia, and I have modified my user page to prove the ownership of this account. I would like admin or mod privileges on SECApedia. Thank you. [[User:GooderSoy|GooderSoy]] ([[User talk:GooderSoy|talk]]) 15:59, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Alright
:If you can then email me with what exactly your intentions would be with this site. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:The [[User:Gemmy1488cob]] account has been promoted to Approver, like i said i'll probably give you sysop tommorow. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:01, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Janny position ==

I sent you an email regarding me wanting to apply for a janny position, just letting you know here that I did, that's all. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 19:08, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Yep i saw that
:You currently don't have any contributions so as a minimum just make a few good ones and i can give you automoderation + approver. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:11, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Sounds good, I'll start making conlang pages and basically carry over all the ones from the shitty and do my best to make a page for our currently worked-on conlang for Swinnish. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 19:14, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Nice. Good luck [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:18, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== cam u give me automoderated ==

pls [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 21:56, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Not trying to be rude but your editing sucks. Waiting for someone else to pick it up for you [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 22:00, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Edit a bit more, and try to use the [[SECApedia:Manual of Style|manual of style]] as a guide if you can. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== sopyoyiukiy ==

soyoyuki [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 22:14, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:tloot [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:23, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::I was raped yesterday. [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 22:25, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::[[Bro...]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:25, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::{{q|>linking to articles like it's an actual wiki article}}
::::[[File|gigachad.png]] < pretend this exists [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 22:28, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::ev&doe: [[:File:Gigachad.png]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:29, 26 June 2026 (UTC)you're baiting me [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 22:30, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

Talk:SECA.talkpage/Wiki

2026-06-27T02:13:38Z

ImpishSwede: /* Would it be fine to allow anonymous edits from now on? */ Reply

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== Welcome to /wiki/ [[File:Sticky.gif]] ==

Clitty leak about SECApedia and discuss stuff like templates, articles and so on here. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:11, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== test 2 ==

I deleted /sw/ and /soy/ since they were meme pages made by some random soyjak wiki user. Other from that and the styling changes everything else is the same [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:12, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

:Oh yeah and [[Talk:Main Page]] redirects to [[Talk:SECA.talkpage]] now. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:13, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== Possible [[Main Page]] portals rework? ==

I've always felt like its a bit unnecessary to have a portal for each and every splinter, and reworking the portals to instead be: 
* Shartysphere
All [[shartysphere]] sites (ie: [[Soyjak.party]], [[Soybooru]], [[Soyjak Wiki]] and so on)
* Splintersphere
All splinter sites (ie: [[Swedishwin.com]], [[Soygem.party]], [[Chud.win]] and so on)
* Hostile
All [[SECApedia:Rules#Community Rules|HOSTILE]] communities (ie: [[Discord|'cords]], The [[Jassy]] and so on)
* Variants
Soyjak variants, i plan to port over a bunch of articles from the soyjak wiki and gem them up
* Soyspeak
For regular soyspeak aswell as for soy languages. The soyjak wiki does not document splintersphere languages like the newly made Swinnish
* Soylitics
All soylitics. The soyjak wiki only documents shartysphere soylitics.
* Soyence & Soygramming
Renamed from just "Soyence" since the majoritiy of this portal is about programming. I [[SECApedia|(obviously)]] am interested in programming, such as [[Lua]], and [[PHP|ot]][[HTML|he]][[CSS|rs]] that i plan to learn soon.
* Admins
Will cover all broader soysphere admins unlike the soyjak wiki which simply documents shartysphere admins
* Namefags
* Archiving
Along this we will also port over the rest of the soyjak wiki's portals with maybe the exclusion of SoyNCA (because of the obvious) and the merging of Soy Media with Soy Flash since its essentially just a subsection of that. Obviously i expect these to be expanded upon and not just simply [[Article Chudding|chudded]]. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:47, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

:who even uses portals anyway that's gay [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 14:48, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::everybaldi does [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:53, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:also why don't you just post this onthe swinny like 3 people have an account here nigga and i don't think riptide even checks this [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 14:49, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::this is for the future smartass, also i dont intend for this to be a Swiki revival or whatever, i thought i've made that clear in the [[SECApedia:Rules|rules]]. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:53, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:@[[User:Tether|Tether]] poopy gigas [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 21:44, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::Hmm when I come back I'll see [[User:Tether|Tether]] ([[User talk:Tether|talk]]) 21:51, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:::thats in like a month or something geg 
:::i'll discuss it with future joons [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:01, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::::k [[User:Tether|Tether]] ([[User talk:Tether|talk]]) 22:59, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== Regarding <nowiki>{{PossiblyPedo}}</nowiki> on Grey Area sites. ==

Since i've seen a bit of discussion pop up around these, my general consensus is that any site that has had counts of pedoshit (shemmy, kuzzy, and honestly probably even the soybooru) that doesnt encourage/allow it (like the Jassy does) should get a <nowiki>{{PossiblyPedo}}</nowiki> although it can be hidden within the second part (the hidden part) of the template wrapper aslong as it isnt frequent, like chinny does with their "bbcp" ''"jokes"'' [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:@[[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]]
:@[[User:GUN|GUN]]
:@[[User:Crickling|Crickling]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:I'll fix these up quickly. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Sure they're all degenerates to my eyes [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 20:57, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:thats okay [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 21:00, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== PLEASE brap up my talkpage whenever a site link cannot be posted due to the filter. ==

I have to manually add each of them to the whitelist. 
S[[DNB]]<nowiki>pedia</nowiki> is down for the 50th time this week so i cant just copy over theirs. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 21:45, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Do we really need a page on every single subject even if it has nothing to do with 'ki censorship or being SNCA? ==
For example [[ESL]], [[Schizophrenia]], [[SLF]]. I think we should just link to the 'ki like SNCApedia does [[User:GoyimSlayer|GoyimSlayer]] ([[User talk:GoyimSlayer|talk]]) 23:17, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:The thing is that a bunch of Soyjak Wiki pages are outdated, and its site admins plan to turn the entire site into an archive in a few years, so theres less and less reason to contribute to that site at all. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 00:49, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== Would it be fine to allow anonymous edits from now on? ==

The AnonPrivacy extension is installed, so ip's wont be leaked or whatever 
@[[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]]
@[[User:Crickling|Crickling]]
@[[User:GUN|GUN]]
@[[User:Tloot|Tloot]]
@[[User:Gemmy1488cob|Gemmy1488cob]]
@[[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] 
Also i plan to make a joon joon IRC in the future, it'll just be for stuff like this. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 00:48, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:I think it should be fine as of now. Also remember to ban coalfarmer so he can't come here and start SNCA drama here. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 01:02, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::Hmm idk, i mean he hasnt broken any rules yet so i wouldnt ban him. He's really unpopular so i might just make a democratic poll for the gegs. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:15, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:>inb4 the janny's irc leaks drop [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 01:12, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::we're not gonna discuss [[Sharkcord|trans rights gender-affirming activites]] so it'll be a nobeidore anyway. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:16, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:{{q|>IRC}}
:{{Bantext|KYS FAGGOT}} [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 01:21, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::I mean we simply need somewhere to brap. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:22, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::make a /j/ board where sysops and maybe approvers can view in here [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 01:27, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::::that ''might'' be possible [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:04, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Trve, plus it's mainly Swinners who'd be running it so the Coal List should still apply there too. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 02:02, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::::Ehhhhhh [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 02:04, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::::Even if the entire staff team was chinnies there wouldnt be any reason to be degen fags anyway. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:04, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::去死吧 [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 02:06, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Doe I wouldn't trust chinnies with anything given their extensive track record of failtrolling and other shit. I'd personally only trust people from either the Swinny or chuds.life. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 02:06, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::The fuck is chuds.life [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 02:09, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::Nigger you're on an encyclopedia just search it up [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:12, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::Basically the shlog but predates it, has our rules, and is the true home of the le heckin chuds. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 02:13, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== Banners ==

I've noticed the banners of /wiki/ and /talkpage/ are NOT site themed [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 01:24, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, i'd prefer someone to make proper custom ones but if not then i'll just brap out some low effort toss in 5 minutes simply to replace them. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:58, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== templates ==

itt we discuss ideas and techniques for making new templates [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 01:51, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:i don't feel like it right now [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 01:52, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::{{q|>i don't feel like it right now}}
::[[File:Gigachad.png|100px]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:54, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:What i usually like to do is just take an already good looking template and reskin it.
:Templates need good CSS knowledge but you can just learn that as you make them.
:If you want then you can be like somebodyhunk and vibecode them but i dont really like using AI for everything. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:55, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

Talk:SECA.talkpage/Wiki

2026-06-27T02:06:30Z

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== Welcome to /wiki/ [[File:Sticky.gif]] ==

Clitty leak about SECApedia and discuss stuff like templates, articles and so on here. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:11, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== test 2 ==

I deleted /sw/ and /soy/ since they were meme pages made by some random soyjak wiki user. Other from that and the styling changes everything else is the same [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:12, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

:Oh yeah and [[Talk:Main Page]] redirects to [[Talk:SECA.talkpage]] now. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:13, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== Possible [[Main Page]] portals rework? ==

I've always felt like its a bit unnecessary to have a portal for each and every splinter, and reworking the portals to instead be: 
* Shartysphere
All [[shartysphere]] sites (ie: [[Soyjak.party]], [[Soybooru]], [[Soyjak Wiki]] and so on)
* Splintersphere
All splinter sites (ie: [[Swedishwin.com]], [[Soygem.party]], [[Chud.win]] and so on)
* Hostile
All [[SECApedia:Rules#Community Rules|HOSTILE]] communities (ie: [[Discord|'cords]], The [[Jassy]] and so on)
* Variants
Soyjak variants, i plan to port over a bunch of articles from the soyjak wiki and gem them up
* Soyspeak
For regular soyspeak aswell as for soy languages. The soyjak wiki does not document splintersphere languages like the newly made Swinnish
* Soylitics
All soylitics. The soyjak wiki only documents shartysphere soylitics.
* Soyence & Soygramming
Renamed from just "Soyence" since the majoritiy of this portal is about programming. I [[SECApedia|(obviously)]] am interested in programming, such as [[Lua]], and [[PHP|ot]][[HTML|he]][[CSS|rs]] that i plan to learn soon.
* Admins
Will cover all broader soysphere admins unlike the soyjak wiki which simply documents shartysphere admins
* Namefags
* Archiving
Along this we will also port over the rest of the soyjak wiki's portals with maybe the exclusion of SoyNCA (because of the obvious) and the merging of Soy Media with Soy Flash since its essentially just a subsection of that. Obviously i expect these to be expanded upon and not just simply [[Article Chudding|chudded]]. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:47, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

:who even uses portals anyway that's gay [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 14:48, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::everybaldi does [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:53, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:also why don't you just post this onthe swinny like 3 people have an account here nigga and i don't think riptide even checks this [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 14:49, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::this is for the future smartass, also i dont intend for this to be a Swiki revival or whatever, i thought i've made that clear in the [[SECApedia:Rules|rules]]. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:53, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:@[[User:Tether|Tether]] poopy gigas [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 21:44, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::Hmm when I come back I'll see [[User:Tether|Tether]] ([[User talk:Tether|talk]]) 21:51, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:::thats in like a month or something geg 
:::i'll discuss it with future joons [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:01, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::::k [[User:Tether|Tether]] ([[User talk:Tether|talk]]) 22:59, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== Regarding <nowiki>{{PossiblyPedo}}</nowiki> on Grey Area sites. ==

Since i've seen a bit of discussion pop up around these, my general consensus is that any site that has had counts of pedoshit (shemmy, kuzzy, and honestly probably even the soybooru) that doesnt encourage/allow it (like the Jassy does) should get a <nowiki>{{PossiblyPedo}}</nowiki> although it can be hidden within the second part (the hidden part) of the template wrapper aslong as it isnt frequent, like chinny does with their "bbcp" ''"jokes"'' [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:@[[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]]
:@[[User:GUN|GUN]]
:@[[User:Crickling|Crickling]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:I'll fix these up quickly. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Sure they're all degenerates to my eyes [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 20:57, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:thats okay [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 21:00, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== PLEASE brap up my talkpage whenever a site link cannot be posted due to the filter. ==

I have to manually add each of them to the whitelist. 
S[[DNB]]<nowiki>pedia</nowiki> is down for the 50th time this week so i cant just copy over theirs. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 21:45, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Do we really need a page on every single subject even if it has nothing to do with 'ki censorship or being SNCA? ==
For example [[ESL]], [[Schizophrenia]], [[SLF]]. I think we should just link to the 'ki like SNCApedia does [[User:GoyimSlayer|GoyimSlayer]] ([[User talk:GoyimSlayer|talk]]) 23:17, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:The thing is that a bunch of Soyjak Wiki pages are outdated, and its site admins plan to turn the entire site into an archive in a few years, so theres less and less reason to contribute to that site at all. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 00:49, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== Would it be fine to allow anonymous edits from now on? ==

The AnonPrivacy extension is installed, so ip's wont be leaked or whatever 
@[[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]]
@[[User:Crickling|Crickling]]
@[[User:GUN|GUN]]
@[[User:Tloot|Tloot]]
@[[User:Gemmy1488cob|Gemmy1488cob]]
@[[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] 
Also i plan to make a joon joon IRC in the future, it'll just be for stuff like this. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 00:48, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:I think it should be fine as of now. Also remember to ban coalfarmer so he can't come here and start SNCA drama here. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 01:02, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::Hmm idk, i mean he hasnt broken any rules yet so i wouldnt ban him. He's really unpopular so i might just make a democratic poll for the gegs. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:15, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:>inb4 the janny's irc leaks drop [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 01:12, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::we're not gonna discuss [[Sharkcord|trans rights gender-affirming activites]] so it'll be a nobeidore anyway. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:16, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:{{q|>IRC}}
:{{Bantext|KYS FAGGOT}} [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 01:21, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::I mean we simply need somewhere to brap. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:22, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::make a /j/ board where sysops and maybe approvers can view in here [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 01:27, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::::that ''might'' be possible [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:04, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Trve, plus it's mainly Swinners who'd be running it so the Coal List should still apply there too. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 02:02, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::::Ehhhhhh [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 02:04, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::::Even if the entire staff team was chinnies there wouldnt be any reason to be degen fags anyway. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:04, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::去死吧 [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 02:06, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Doe I wouldn't trust chinnies with anything given their extensive track record of failtrolling and other shit. I'd personally only trust people from either the Swinny or chuds.life. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 02:06, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== Banners ==

I've noticed the banners of /wiki/ and /talkpage/ are NOT site themed [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 01:24, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, i'd prefer someone to make proper custom ones but if not then i'll just brap out some low effort toss in 5 minutes simply to replace them. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:58, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== templates ==

itt we discuss ideas and techniques for making new templates [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 01:51, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:i don't feel like it right now [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 01:52, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::{{q|>i don't feel like it right now}}
::[[File:Gigachad.png|100px]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:54, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:What i usually like to do is just take an already good looking template and reskin it.
:Templates need good CSS knowledge but you can just learn that as you make them.
:If you want then you can be like somebodyhunk and vibecode them but i dont really like using AI for everything. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:55, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

Talk:SECA.talkpage/Wiki

2026-06-27T02:02:17Z

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== Welcome to /wiki/ [[File:Sticky.gif]] ==

Clitty leak about SECApedia and discuss stuff like templates, articles and so on here. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:11, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== test 2 ==

I deleted /sw/ and /soy/ since they were meme pages made by some random soyjak wiki user. Other from that and the styling changes everything else is the same [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:12, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

:Oh yeah and [[Talk:Main Page]] redirects to [[Talk:SECA.talkpage]] now. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:13, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== Possible [[Main Page]] portals rework? ==

I've always felt like its a bit unnecessary to have a portal for each and every splinter, and reworking the portals to instead be: 
* Shartysphere
All [[shartysphere]] sites (ie: [[Soyjak.party]], [[Soybooru]], [[Soyjak Wiki]] and so on)
* Splintersphere
All splinter sites (ie: [[Swedishwin.com]], [[Soygem.party]], [[Chud.win]] and so on)
* Hostile
All [[SECApedia:Rules#Community Rules|HOSTILE]] communities (ie: [[Discord|'cords]], The [[Jassy]] and so on)
* Variants
Soyjak variants, i plan to port over a bunch of articles from the soyjak wiki and gem them up
* Soyspeak
For regular soyspeak aswell as for soy languages. The soyjak wiki does not document splintersphere languages like the newly made Swinnish
* Soylitics
All soylitics. The soyjak wiki only documents shartysphere soylitics.
* Soyence & Soygramming
Renamed from just "Soyence" since the majoritiy of this portal is about programming. I [[SECApedia|(obviously)]] am interested in programming, such as [[Lua]], and [[PHP|ot]][[HTML|he]][[CSS|rs]] that i plan to learn soon.
* Admins
Will cover all broader soysphere admins unlike the soyjak wiki which simply documents shartysphere admins
* Namefags
* Archiving
Along this we will also port over the rest of the soyjak wiki's portals with maybe the exclusion of SoyNCA (because of the obvious) and the merging of Soy Media with Soy Flash since its essentially just a subsection of that. Obviously i expect these to be expanded upon and not just simply [[Article Chudding|chudded]]. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:47, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

:who even uses portals anyway that's gay [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 14:48, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::everybaldi does [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:53, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:also why don't you just post this onthe swinny like 3 people have an account here nigga and i don't think riptide even checks this [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 14:49, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::this is for the future smartass, also i dont intend for this to be a Swiki revival or whatever, i thought i've made that clear in the [[SECApedia:Rules|rules]]. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:53, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:@[[User:Tether|Tether]] poopy gigas [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 21:44, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::Hmm when I come back I'll see [[User:Tether|Tether]] ([[User talk:Tether|talk]]) 21:51, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:::thats in like a month or something geg 
:::i'll discuss it with future joons [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:01, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::::k [[User:Tether|Tether]] ([[User talk:Tether|talk]]) 22:59, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== Regarding <nowiki>{{PossiblyPedo}}</nowiki> on Grey Area sites. ==

Since i've seen a bit of discussion pop up around these, my general consensus is that any site that has had counts of pedoshit (shemmy, kuzzy, and honestly probably even the soybooru) that doesnt encourage/allow it (like the Jassy does) should get a <nowiki>{{PossiblyPedo}}</nowiki> although it can be hidden within the second part (the hidden part) of the template wrapper aslong as it isnt frequent, like chinny does with their "bbcp" ''"jokes"'' [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:@[[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]]
:@[[User:GUN|GUN]]
:@[[User:Crickling|Crickling]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:I'll fix these up quickly. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Sure they're all degenerates to my eyes [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 20:57, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:thats okay [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 21:00, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== PLEASE brap up my talkpage whenever a site link cannot be posted due to the filter. ==

I have to manually add each of them to the whitelist. 
S[[DNB]]<nowiki>pedia</nowiki> is down for the 50th time this week so i cant just copy over theirs. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 21:45, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Do we really need a page on every single subject even if it has nothing to do with 'ki censorship or being SNCA? ==
For example [[ESL]], [[Schizophrenia]], [[SLF]]. I think we should just link to the 'ki like SNCApedia does [[User:GoyimSlayer|GoyimSlayer]] ([[User talk:GoyimSlayer|talk]]) 23:17, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:The thing is that a bunch of Soyjak Wiki pages are outdated, and its site admins plan to turn the entire site into an archive in a few years, so theres less and less reason to contribute to that site at all. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 00:49, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== Would it be fine to allow anonymous edits from now on? ==

The AnonPrivacy extension is installed, so ip's wont be leaked or whatever 
@[[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]]
@[[User:Crickling|Crickling]]
@[[User:GUN|GUN]]
@[[User:Tloot|Tloot]]
@[[User:Gemmy1488cob|Gemmy1488cob]]
@[[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] 
Also i plan to make a joon joon IRC in the future, it'll just be for stuff like this. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 00:48, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:I think it should be fine as of now. Also remember to ban coalfarmer so he can't come here and start SNCA drama here. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 01:02, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::Hmm idk, i mean he hasnt broken any rules yet so i wouldnt ban him. He's really unpopular so i might just make a democratic poll for the gegs. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:15, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:>inb4 the janny's irc leaks drop [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 01:12, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::we're not gonna discuss [[Sharkcord|trans rights gender-affirming activites]] so it'll be a nobeidore anyway. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:16, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:{{q|>IRC}}
:{{Bantext|KYS FAGGOT}} [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 01:21, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::I mean we simply need somewhere to brap. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:22, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::make a /j/ board where sysops and maybe approvers can view in here [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 01:27, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Trve, plus it's mainly Swinners who'd be running it so the Coal List should still apply there too. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 02:02, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== Banners ==

I've noticed the banners of /wiki/ and /talkpage/ are NOT site themed [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 01:24, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:Yeah, i'd prefer someone to make proper custom ones but if not then i'll just brap out some low effort toss in 5 minutes simply to replace them. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:58, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

== templates ==

itt we discuss ideas and techniques for making new templates [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 01:51, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:i don't feel like it right now [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 01:52, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
::{{q|>i don't feel like it right now}}
::[[File:Gigachad.png|100px]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:54, 27 June 2026 (UTC)
:What i usually like to do is just take an already good looking template and reskin it.
:Templates need good CSS knowledge but you can just learn that as you make them.
:If you want then you can be like somebodyhunk and vibecode them but i dont really like using AI for everything. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:55, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

Talk:SECA.talkpage/Wiki

2026-06-27T01:02:39Z

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Conlangs

2026-06-27T00:41:14Z

ImpishSwede:

{{WIP}}
'''Conlangs''' are constructed languages that are created by the [[Autism|brightest, smartest, and most gifted of the 'sphere.]] Whether it's on the [[Soyjak.party|shitty]], the [[Swedishwin.com|Swinny]], [[Chuds.life|chife]], or elsewhere, there's a good chance [[You|(You)]] might have seen one somewhere. Typically these conlangs are made for a variety of reasons; some may want a more le heckin incomprehensible niggerbabble to mindrape der normgroids ([[Truthnuke|since 'speak has become appropriated by them now]]), some may also want their certain conlang to be a staple of their site's culture or [[Mutt's Law|however the McFlurry machine works or something]], and others just make them for the shits and GEGs. Here, you will find multiple conlangs that have happened to been created across the 'sphere, as well as the Swinny's newest and most recent conlang called [[Conlangs#Swinnish|Swinnish.]]

== The Shitty ==

=== NuSoyish ===
'''NuSoyish''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead conlang from the shitty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make [[Soyspeak|‘speak]] more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already is...BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO BE OK????? However, it was [[Marge|basically nonsense]], with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. This changed on November 28, when threads were opened to improve it. It also has a sister language called Feralspeak. For all the Soyish-related texts, you can find them all on the [[NuSoyish/Soyish Texts|Soyish Texts Subpage.]]

=== Feralspeak ===
'''Feralspeak,''' also known as '''Peraledene,''' is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead language branched directly from Proto Vulgar Soyish(Predecessor of NuSoyish), another language apart of the [[sharty:NuSoyish|Soyish]] language family tree which stems from [[sharty:Soyspeak|Soyspeak.]]

Unlike its sister language, which completely threw out almost the entire Proto Vulgar Soyish vocabulary to start from a clean slate, Feralspeak deconstructs all the 200+ words from the original Proto Vulgar Soyish Dictionary and uses them to form entirely new words, other linguistical rules and sentence structures, allowing for the language be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroiderinos.

=== Femetr ===
'''Femetr,''' derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a <s>new</s> dead soyspeak language <s>currently being created</s> that never was fully developed on da shitty. Not much of this language was created mostly due to the creator giving up and moving on to other things, whateverbeit had it been.

=== Sigundian ===
'''Sigundian''' is a conlang made by le heckin shiki(whatever the fuck that is but I discovered that Jacolas is and probably still is a 'ru user) editor Jacolas. My only guess as to what this conlang could've been was a failed attempt to give 'ru niggers a language to speak.

=== Sprec-Nu ===
'''Sprec-Nu''', also known as '''Proper Soyspeak''', is essentially when you take words derived from 'speak, run it through a Tokipona translator via ChatGPT, and then regurgitate it back into English. That's pretty much it.

=== Jakoglyphics ===
'''Jakoglyphics''' was less of a conlang but more of a constructed writing system for 'speak created by a vantawhite A20 Aryan. I'm too lazy to write a separate page for this gem, so [[sharty:Jakoglyphics|here's the page on the shitty's 'ki for now.]]

== The Swinny ==

=== Swinnish ===
'''Swinnish''', unlike the other conlangs on this list, is actively being developed by swedeGODS on their /sci/ board. It takes some inspiration from Esperanto and it's designed to be the language that VVILL be the truly incomprehensible woahjack languagerino. You can find the current thread for Swinnish [https://swedishwin.com/sci/res/1010.html here.] And you '''VVILL''' help develop this language <big>'''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.'''</big>

== Chuds.life(Chife) ==
Nothing has been found here yet. If you're from the Chife, put one here or make one and then put it here.

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2026-06-26T23:12:32Z

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Conlangs

2026-06-26T23:01:47Z

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{{WIP}}
'''Conlangs''' are constructed languages that are created by the [[Autism|brightest, smartest, and most gifted of the 'sphere.]] Whether it's on the [[Soyjak.party|shitty]], the [[Swedishwin.com|Swinny]], [[Chuds.life|chife]], or elsewhere, there's a good chance [[You|(You)]] might have seen one somewhere. Typically these conlangs are made for a variety of reasons; some may want a more le heckin incomprehensible niggerbabble to mindrape der normgroids ([[Truthnuke|since 'speak has become appropriated by them now]]), some may also want their certain conlang to be a staple of their site's culture or [[Mutt's Law|however the McFlurry machine works or something]], and others just make them for the shits and GEGs. Here, you will find multiple conlangs that have happened to been created across the 'sphere, as well as the Swinny's newest and most recent conlang called Swinnish.

== The Shitty ==

=== NuSoyish ===
'''NuSoyish''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead conlang from the shitty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make [[Soyspeak|‘speak]] more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already is...BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO BE OK????? However, it was [[Marge|basically nonsense]], with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. This changed on November 28, when threads were opened to improve it. It also has a sister language called Feralspeak. For all the Soyish-related texts, you can find them all on the [[NuSoyish/Soyish Texts|Soyish Texts Subpage.]]

=== Feralspeak ===
'''Feralspeak,''' also known as '''Peraledene,''' is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead language branched directly from Proto Vulgar Soyish(Predecessor of NuSoyish), another language apart of the [[sharty:NuSoyish|Soyish]] language family tree which stems from [[sharty:Soyspeak|Soyspeak.]]

Unlike its sister language, which completely threw out almost the entire Proto Vulgar Soyish vocabulary to start from a clean slate, Feralspeak deconstructs all the 200+ words from the original Proto Vulgar Soyish Dictionary and uses them to form entirely new words, other linguistical rules and sentence structures, allowing for the language be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroiderinos.

=== Femetr ===
'''Femetr,''' derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a <s>new</s> dead soyspeak language <s>currently being created</s> that never was fully developed on da shitty. Not much of this language was created mostly due to the creator giving up and moving on to other things, whateverbeit had it been.

=== Sigundian ===
'''Sigundian''' is a conlang made by le heckin shiki(whatever the fuck that is but I discovered that Jacolas is and probably still is a 'ru user) editor Jacolas. My only guess as to what this conlang could've been was a failed attempt to give 'ru niggers a language to speak.

=== Sprec-Nu ===
'''Sprec-Nu''', also known as '''Proper Soyspeak''', is essentially when you take words derived from 'speak, run it through a Tokipona translator via ChatGPT, and then regurgitate it back into English. That's pretty much it.

=== Jakoglyphics ===
'''Jakoglyphics''' was less of a conlang but more of a constructed writing system for 'speak created by a vantawhite A20 Aryan. I'm too lazy to write a separate page for this gem, so [[sharty:Jakoglyphics|here's the page on the shitty's 'ki for now.]]

== The Swinny ==

=== Swinnish ===
'''Swinnish''', unlike the other conlangs on this list, is actively being developed by swedeGODS on their /sci/ board. It takes some inspiration from Esperanto and it's designed to be the language that VVILL be the truly incomprehensible woahjack languagerino. You can find the current thread for Swinnish [https://swedishwin.com/sci/res/1010.html here.] And you '''VVILL''' help develop this language <big>'''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.'''</big>

== Chuds.life(Chife) ==
Nothing has been found here yet. If you're from the Chife, put one here or make one and then put it here.

User talk:ImpishSwede

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== Welcome to my talk page o algo ==

Test [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 21:24, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

User:ImpishSwede

2026-06-26T21:22:11Z

ImpishSwede: Created page with "Your local conlang enthusiast."

Your local conlang enthusiast.

Talk:Conlangs

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== Moved it to "Conlangs" ==

Its easier to search for the page this way.
Write a tiny section about conlangs in general and then the entire rest of the article can/should be about the soysphere. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Is what I got here currently good? [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 21:19, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

Conlangs

2026-06-26T21:12:13Z

ImpishSwede:

{{WIP}}
'''Conlangs''' are constructed languages that are created by the [[Autism|brightest, smartest, and most gifted of the 'sphere.]] Whether it's on the [[Soyjak.party|shitty]], the [[Swedishwin.com|Swinny]], [[Chuds.life|chife]], or elsewhere, there's a good chance [[You|(You)]] might have seen one somewhere. Typically these conlangs are made for a variety of reasons; some may want a more le heckin incomprehensible niggerbabble to mindrape der normgroids ([[Truthnuke|since 'speak has become appropriated by them now]]), some may also want their certain conlang to be a staple of their site's culture or [[Mutt's Law|however the McFlurry machine works or something]], and others just make them for the shits and GEGs. Here, you will find multiple conlangs that have happened to been created across the 'sphere, as well as the Swinny's newest and most recent conlang called Swinnish.

== The Shitty ==

=== NuSoyish ===
'''NuSoyish''' (''<nowiki/>'oyish'') is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead conlang from the shitty in which its language family originally stems from Soyspeak. It is influenced by several different languages, taking several linguistic elements from them. Originally, it was created around August 31, 2025 by an anonymous 'teen with the intent of its creation being to make [[Soyspeak|‘speak]] more le heckin incomprehensible to normgroids than it already is...BECAUSE IT JUST HAS TO BE OK????? However, it was [[Marge|basically nonsense]], with hundreds of completely unrelated words and no actual rules on orthography. This changed on November 28, when threads were opened to improve it. It also has a sister language called Feralspeak. For all the Soyish-related texts, you can find them all on the [[NuSoyish/Soyish Texts|Soyish Texts Subpage.]]

=== Feralspeak ===
'''Feralspeak,''' also known as '''Peraledene,''' is a <s>work-in-progress</s> dead language branched directly from Proto Vulgar Soyish(Predecessor of NuSoyish), another language apart of the [[sharty:NuSoyish|Soyish]] language family tree which stems from [[sharty:Soyspeak|Soyspeak.]]

Unlike its sister language, which completely threw out almost the entire Proto Vulgar Soyish vocabulary to start from a clean slate, Feralspeak deconstructs all the 200+ words from the original Proto Vulgar Soyish Dictionary and uses them to form entirely new words, other linguistical rules and sentence structures, allowing for the language be le heckin incomprehensible to der normgroiderinos.

=== Femetr ===
'''Femetr,''' derived from 'fecal matter' and roughly translating to "poop and niggers dying" in the language, is a <s>new</s> dead soyspeak language <s>currently being created</s> that never was fully developed on da shitty. Not much of this language was created mostly due to the creator giving up and moving on to other things, whateverbeit had it been.

=== Sigundian ===
'''Sigundian''' is a conlang made by le heckin shiki(whatever the fuck that is but I discovered that Jacolas is and probably still is a 'ru user) editor Jacolas. My only guess as to what this conlang could've been was a failed attempt to give 'ru niggers a language to speak.

=== Sprec-Nu ===
'''Sprec-Nu''', also known as '''Proper Soyspeak''', is essentially when you take words derived from 'speak, run it through a Tokipona translator via ChatGPT, and then regurgitate it back into English. That's pretty much it.

=== Jakoglyphics ===
'''Jakoglyphics''' was less of a conlang but more of a constructed writing system for 'speak created by a vantawhite A20 Aryan. I'm too lazy to write a separate page for this gem, so [[sharty:Jakoglyphics|here's the page on the shitty's 'ki for now.]]

== The Swinny ==
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== chuds.life ==
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Conlangs

2026-06-26T20:01:53Z

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Conlangs

2026-06-26T19:49:37Z

ImpishSwede: Created the Conlangs (in the 'sphere) page.

{{Work In Progress}}
Conlangs are constructed languages that are created by the brightest, smartest, and most gifted of the 'sphere. Whether it's on the shitty, the Swinny, chife, or elsewhere, there's a good chance (You) might have seen one somewhere. Typically these conlangs are made for a variety of reasons; some may want a more le heckin incomprehensible niggerbabble to mindrape der normgroids (since 'speak has become appropriated by them now), some may also want their certain conlang to be a staple of their site's culture or however the McFlurry machine works or something, and others just make them for the shits and GEGs. Here, you will find multiple conlangs that have happened to been created across the 'sphere, as well as the Swinny's newest and most recent conlang called Swinnish.

User talk:Soyoyuki

2026-06-26T19:14:59Z

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<h1 style="text-align:center;">For more one-on-one matters you may contact me at '''soyoyuki@tutamail.com''', i usually respond within a day.</h1>
== Leak thread ==

Leak about any site issues here. 
I'm going to log off for a few hours now but here is a small list of things that i'm planning to add:
* Dailyjak and a Weekly featured article to make the main page less stale.
* The Details extension to fix a bunch of partially broken templates & more, mainly the [[Template:Templatewrapper]].
* Site background simply to swag the site out more.
* Portals revamp which i already mentioned on the [[Talk:SECA.talkpage|talkpage]]
Some other info: 
* @[[User:Tether|Tether]] is going on a 3 week break starting tommorow. Contact me about basically anything relating to the site. 
* I'm hiring jannies since the team is currently empty as shit. You will start as an approver and move your way up. Contact me at {{Blacktext|soyoyuki@tutamail.com}} if you're interested. Currently we have a singular approver which should cover the next few hours. 
::If you're currently staff on SNCApedia and want to move to a less Quotecord-owned and less ruleskiked site, you may send some proof and you'll get a much better chance of getting hired. I dont know the majority of you but it gives me an additional layer of trust.
* All articles have been copied over from SNCApedia, most of them are fine but a bunch of them are outdated, mainly in how censored some stuff is. (You) can get a better chance at approver role if you gem these up, aswell as subsequent promotions. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:34, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

::I'll be doing small revisions on these articles or something. Not interested in becoming an approver or doing anything moderator related. [[User:Riptide|Riptide]] ([[User talk:Riptide|talk]]) 02:01, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Ok. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::why can't I use the cobson TIP thing it tells me that "This template is missing TemplateData, and its parameters have been autogenerated. As a result the template and its parameters lack descriptions. There might be additional information on the template's page" [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 06:21, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Huh? What did you do to get that error? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 09:20, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::no I just found out that I can't add text to any template that is similar to the TIP cobson template is the problem from me or the site itself if it is from the site I hope it gets fixed [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 12:38, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Also holy shit i forgot the file upload limit is 2 megabytes. i'll be upping that to 8 or 10 tommorow. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:06, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== add msupload ==

add it or my clitty will leak [[User:Djerv|Djerv]] ([[User talk:Djerv|talk]]) 02:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Thats what that extension is called?
:Alright i'll add it right now. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::MsUpload has been added successfully. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 03:13, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Gimme janny ==

pls [[User:John5433|John5433]] ([[User talk:John5433|talk]]) 04:22, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:nigga [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 04:23, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::I already edited the page before you gave me reppy so I have to reply here [[File:Screenshot 2026-06-26 16-28-05.png]] [[User:John5433|John5433]] ([[User talk:John5433|talk]]) 04:31, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::gibs me jany [[User:Soyjak|Soyjak]] ([[User talk:Soyjak|talk]]) 04:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== I can't FUCKING save the edit ==

I keep trying to edit ki pages but it just won't fucking save. [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 04:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:What why? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 04:57, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Nevermind it was the captcha that was raping me due to external links [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 05:00, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Same, im getting raped by the captcha whilst trying to make a draft [[User:Nigger|Nigger]] ([[User talk:Nigger|talk]]) 05:02, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::The reply captcha? Shit that was an issue on SNCApedia aswell, seems like i have to fix that manually later.
::You can simply just edit discussion pages like regular pages by clicking "edit source" at the top. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 05:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::I brapped while reading this [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 05:37, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== yo ==

Can I make a new mainpage in my sandbox? I was working on one for SNCApedia before the shurdown. Slso can you make the theme vector legacy. --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 10:06, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:{{q|>Can I make a new mainpage in my sandbox? I was working on one for SNCApedia before the shurdown.}}
:Sure, but i dont intend on switching to it unless its exceptionally gemmy.
:{{q|>Slso can you make the theme vector legacy.}}
:Nope. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 10:21, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::your making my clitty leak
::why not? [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 10:32, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::this theme is goodest. o iglo. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 10:41, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::I know you probably don't like me but trust me changing the theme to this will make us look more official and separate us from the other soyshart wikis --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 11:03, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Eh, i simply like this theme the most because its the one i'm used to.
:::::{{q|>and separate us from the other soyshart wikis}}
:::::I don't really care about distancing myself that much though. 80% of the current users here are SNCApedians, it would just be inconvenient for them. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 11:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::Nigga just give me autoconfirmed already --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 18:44, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::No [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 18:47, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::::then approve my edits faggot 🤣 [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 18:47, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::You're like one of the least trustworthy people here. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Can I be an approver or do I need to do an application to be an approver? I want to be an approver here. --[[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 3:19, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Tell me a bit of soysphere history about yourself, you can email me. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Can I please have administration privileges ==

[[File:SNCApedia_evidence.png|thumb|SNCApedia admin evidence]] This is the real Gemmy1488cob, bureaucat of SNCApedia, and I have modified my user page to prove the ownership of this account. I would like admin or mod privileges on SECApedia. Thank you. [[User:GooderSoy|GooderSoy]] ([[User talk:GooderSoy|talk]]) 15:59, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Alright
:If you can then email me with what exactly your intentions would be with this site. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Janny position ==

I sent you an email regarding me wanting to apply for a janny position, just letting you know here that I did, that's all. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 19:08, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Yep i saw that
:You currently don't have any contributions so as a minimum just make a few good ones and i can give you automoderation + approver. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:11, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Sounds good, I'll start making conlang pages and basically carry over all the ones from the shitty and do my best to make a page for our currently worked-on conlang for Swinnish. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 19:14, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Soyoyuki

2026-06-26T19:08:51Z

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