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'''coswork16,''' also known as '''[[Lie|GOD]]<nowiki/>work16''', '''[[Lie|Chad]]<nowiki/>work16''', '''cockvore16, Coswork Freak, cockvore shit scene''', and other SNCA names like '''Dirt''', and '''Crickoot''' is a british [[Shemmy|shemmycuck]] and objectfag who liked to complain about the [[Chinny]] in 2024, and also co-owned the now dead, [[The Ninny|Ninny]] (Both iterations) and Soygems.party for it's month of life, paying for the domains, until he lost motivation due to spam and generally not caring about a joke site. Xe also hates Linux and likes Windows more because xe is a goy who bootlicks kikes (considering how xe allies with [[Bobistan]], a 'cord splinter).

== History ==

=== 2023 ===

==== The Coswork16 Beginnings ====
On 15 June 2023, Coswork discovered [[soyjak.party]] via a website called [[AllChans]], while he attempted to find an imageboard, that wasn't swamped with anime and porn. Upon hearing of the Sharty, he didn't like it too much because it seemed too focused on a particular subject, that being Soyjaks, which he knew next to nothing about (despite posting a Soyjak once on an obscure meme site in mid 2021). Eventually, Coswork folded and joined the sharty, becoming a Soyteen. Despite this, he liked to use the Booru, though his account was only created in August of that year (it's under a random name, don't even try). During this time, he also found the Soyjak Wiki and the [[Jarty]], which confused him, because he did not yet know why there had to be two soyjak themed imageboards, and why they were rivals.

==== Splintered Age ====
As the Soypocalypse, and splintered age begun, Coswork thought that was the end of the soysphere, until he checked SPVA, only to see [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khJXf-vlLcU a video about the migration to the Jarty] which wasn't even about the splintered age. He settled on the site for what was probably no more than a few hours before finding both wikis still standing, which were used to find more splinters. Coswork settled on Angeleno's Bunker and sharty.party mainly. Despite not knowing much about why this was going on, Coswork enjoyed the splintered age and it shaped his view of splinter sites and what the soysphere should be going forward. After it concluded, he simply went back to posting on the Sharty, and occasionally the Jarty or Sidty.

=== 2024 ===

==== Formation of the Shemmy ====
On 22 Jan 2024, the Shemmy was founded in a sharty thread, consisting of users complaining about the state of the site under Froot<ref>https://archive.md/7OhSt</ref>, Coswork was present in the thread at least, unknown if he ever replied to it. Quickly, he would migrate to the shemmy full time, becoming a Svvtist, and a very active user.

==== The Rise to Namefagging ====
A few months after he joined the Shemmy, he began to namefag as it was allowed on the site, posting under the name Coswork16 with the Jarty ([[Soot|Sootist]]) and Kolyma ([[Kuz|Kuzist]]) flags for a joke. He occasionally bumped heads with [[Feralteen]] but they would later befriend eachother in late 2024.

==== VS Piratefag + The Churro ====
[[File:Ubutnu_Hate.png|thumb|188x188px|Depiction of Coswork killing a Linux Impjak, Coswork hated Linux and made various threads seething about his regret of installing Linux on his laptop, and his failure to install Windows again.]]
Due to the Frootcord Leaks, the Churro was founded for members of the sharty's /pol/, Coswork was indeed present for the sites foundation, but preferred to stay on the Shemmy. Coswork had no problems at all with the Churro until they began to take over the Shemmy, They were hostile invaders shitting up the website, destroying the original Shemmy culture, Coswork raised his concerns about this which made him the main target of the Churro, and the admin Angeleno did nothing to stop the horde of /pol/ immigrants coming to his website. As Coswork bickered with the newcomers, he decided that he wanted to stir up a drama, and began to act irrationally angry at the Churro for a laugh. The Churrocucks themselves really did believe he was seething over them, and began to "bait" him intensely, And in response to said bait, Coswork gave exaggerated responses. The conflict between Coswork and the Churro came to a height as a Churro user who originally came from the Shemmy and was famiiar with Coswork, known as "Piratefag," who is known as [[Liberoflove]] today began false. The devilish Churrocucks thinking that they had baited Coswork. falseflagging Coswork as he didn't have a tripcode. Piratefag became Coswork's #1 boogeyman even after he got a trip, Their arguments would spill over even onto the [[Soyjak.blog|Schlog]].

==== Post Drama Era ====
After the drama died down, Coswork and the Churro (now chinny) weren't the best of friends but they didn't argue as much. During this time, Coswork's perspective on the shemmy and the entire soysphere would change drastically as the site simply wasn't the same as it was in early 2024, especially after the /qa/ merge which headlined Angeleno's rampant tirade against all things soyjak. Around this time, in September - October 2024, Coswork would start to hang out in the Swinny telegram groupchat, Making enemies with the owner, Sultan Al Suwid and a user called WB, while befriending other users like [[Hak]], [[Poly]], [[Nathaniel Higson]], [[Mazal]], [[Svvt]], [[Korman]], and even [[Noir]], a Swinny mod at the time, Most of these people have now disappeared into the depths of irrelevancy and have quit the soysphere presumably. Coswork had only used Telegram previously to keep in contact with Angeleno, who he had met in February 2024.

==== Ninny ====
(copied over from the [[Ninny]] page, adapt if necessary)

'''The Ninny''' was founded by [[Coswork16]], who is also an avid user of this wiki On December 27, 2024, as the goal was to revive /qa/. '''The Ninny''' telegram is also created in response to [[Coswork16|Coswork]], [[korman]] and [[mazal]] being kicked from the [[Swinny]] groupchat.

The idea of a imageboard splinter of qaculture.org was proposed. Some literal who named Nathaniel Higson becomes an admin but backs out later of the position later on.

The domain of '''The Ninny''' is registered, and hosted on the same servers as [[The Ribbit Rally]]. Vichan gets installed, and [[Angeleno]] (as Captain Coal) fucks up the website as Vichan is being installed. The site is now up, and gets shilled on the [[Shemmy]].

The [[Chinny]] finds out about the website and spam it with illegal material. The site turns into a official [[Shemmy]] bunker, as the [[Shemmy]] went down, and the [[Shemmy]] users take refuge. [[Quote]] finds out about the website and starts botting it, Yet he would stop botting it later on. One particularly annoyed user riots and spams the site because of attentionwhore jannies who namefagged.

The site just keep continuing on. At some point, some literal who named "[[Ewbound|Streety]]" is made moderator. (even though this was a thing prior to the riot) [[Coswork]] keeps demoting the literal who named "Streety" while [[korman]] keeps reinstating his mod account. What happens afterwards is unclear but the mods all drift away from each other.

'p spam is still, unfortunately is still ongoing. And finally [[coswork16]] pulls the plug, deleting the domain. [[Coswork]] wants to leave the telegram group, but doesn't want it to die. Coswork16 holds an election for who will own the gram. [[Svvt]] wins the election. [[Coswork]] still has admin privileges. Eventually, [[Coswork]] just kicks everyone out and makes the telegram chat private, He still has access to this day.

=== 2025 ===
==== Partial Dox ====
[[File:Cosdox.png|thumb|300px|The image used to spread his info, notice how he left a comment in a furry ASMR video GEEEEEEG]]
In January 3rd 2025, The [[Zute |owner]] of the Zelligbooru at the time datamined Coswork16 as a doxxing attempt<ref> https://archive.is/0vr6s</ref>. Despite them not able to find locations and photos of Coswork, the social media accounts dump seemed to reveal his full name, which is '''Antony Hughes'''. The name of the dox image is [[GEG.png]]<ref>https://archive.is/CW9Eh</ref>

The Zelligbooru owner tried spreading it around the soysphere via a picture which detailed his account dump, then posted it on soyjak.party which alerted [[Quote]] to its existence, deleting it before joining in on Coswork's side and leaking the doxxer's IP in return.<ref>https://archive.is/FaPUQ</ref>
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<div style="font-weight:bold;line-height:1.6;">Social Accounts dump info</div>
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https://x.com/poopysc81834676
https://www.roblox.com/users/883527795/profile
https://x.com/therealmnep5
https://bsky.app/profile/coswork15.bsky.social
https://uk.pinterest.com/yagdoiy/_created
>mnep5 (antonyhughes137) - Profile
https://www.emojis.com/emoji/rtr-i6CaVREWccV
https://www.emojis.com/antonyhughes137
https://mod.io/g/funwithragdolls/u/antonyhughes137
https://sketchfab.com/antonyhughes137
https://doomer.boards.net/user/1154
https://rtforumsreborn.boards.net/user/91

>hiitsme8991@gmail.com
https://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Mnep5%20
https://playground.com/profile/cl9pqqqsl36xps601ymp1to1c
https://zelligbooru.glowie.zip/user/Coswork16
https://bans.retromc.org/user/4700bc80-6700-4df0-aa64-4c2c5545d433
https://www.youtube.com/@mnep5/videos
https://namemc.com/profile/mnep5.1
https://forums.screamer.wiki/u/mnep5
https://archive.org/details/@mnep5_https_web_roblox_com_users_883527795_profile
https://sketchersunited.org/users/@CHVD
https://www.doomworld.com/profile/56295-mnep5/
https://gamebanana.com/members/2053395
https://www.minecraftskins.com/skin/20227157/mnep5/
https://zeoworks.com/main/member.php?action=profile&uid=17467
https://www.sotwe.com/TheREALmnep5
https://www.tiktok.com/@poopsonn/
https://plancke.io/hypixel/player/stats/mnep5#BuildBattle
https://rtrforums.fandom.com/wiki/Mnep5
https://rtrforums.fandom.com/wiki/AppleCore_AppleCore
https://scratch.mit.edu/users/mnep5/
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Disknode
https://character.ai/character/EC2e521d
https://polytoria.com/u/mnep5
https://character.ai/profile/sjehehjejwjieiei
https://www.deviantart.com/mnep5
https://www.robloxforum.com/members/mnep5.41392/
https://aminoapps.com/c/tfa/page/user/mnep5/n50N_oj3UofMPdDpalQZXxkM7nN84kwNe7b
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==== A Return to Normalcy? ====
As the Ninny crumbled entering into February 2025, Coswork was back to being a normal Shemmycuck- Oh wait, it shut down. Coswork would participate in every Shemmy revival after this point. Coswork would mainly slum it out on the Sharty and the Swinny with the Shemmy now gone, He was even there to bear witness to the historic Great Cuckset (which he was 1 hour late too, He was too busy playing Brick Rigs I think), and the not so infamous Nationstates raid. Coswork still tried to use any nusplinter that formed but they were all fairly dead compared to original iteration of the Shemmy or even the [[Jarty]], so Coswork was forced to use the Sharty again.
==== Life on the Splinters ====
After August 2025, Coswork was pemabanned from soyjak.party for embedding a SuperMarioLogan video into a reply of his. Upon trying to appeal, he was denied. The first place Coswork went to was the [[Gitty]], where he complained about the Gitty trying not to be a "Hostile Splinter", because he thought Quote didn't care, and saw all splinters as inherently hostile, meaning it is pointless to try not to be hostile.

==== Vs the Chaddy ====
After Coswork had practically quit telegram after the decline of Sverigram (most people he talked to had been banned or left, with coswork himself even being banned), He discovered that the Gitty had it's own chat which he began to use around August in place of the swinny's chat, Where he would meet the users who would soon form the [[Gigacha.de|Chaddy]]. After the Chaddy found out about Coswork's previous baits on the Shemmy, they turned against him around December 2025, During the arguments with the Chaddy, Coswork would employ the same tactics he used against the Chinny over a year prior, Exaggerating and acting very retarded to attract drama and attention, At some point a 'corder would show the Chaddy the face of another random corder, claiming it to be Coswork, The Chaddy fell for this insanely easily and began to make AI edits of said person, Coswork went along with the larp because why not.
[[File:FeralteenBIGMAD.png|thumb|369x369px|Feralteen seething at coswork for stirring up drama with the Pirate]]

==== Admin of the Ninny ====
''See also: [[Ninny]]''

=== 2026 ===

==== As Dirt ====
Early into 2026, Coswork began namefagging on the Shemmy as "Dirt", as he didn't like the Coswork name so much as it was associated with his previous baits, however, he does not care about being called Coswork16 and still refers to himself as it sometimes.

==== Coswork16 Today ====
Coswork can mostly be found posting on the Shemmy, asking people obsessively "What is this" if they post Azumanga, obviously Coswork knows what it is, but just gets a kick out of making other people say it, If the person asked gives a genuine response, they are asked repeatedly to state what it is again, as Coswork "could not hear them" [[Or something|or something like that]].

==== Soyblog degeneracy ====
He also joined The [[SoyBlog]] briefly before getting banned for defending lesbians and pedophiles and reporting the forum to forumotion jannies leading to the :sonne: and :nazi" emoticons to get removed and the sites motto to be changed from '''"the nonfaggoted alternative to soyjak.forum and soyjak.blog"''' to '''"the keyed alternative to soyjak.forum and soyjak.blog"'''<s> all for nothing as it turns out forumotion jannies don't care at all</s>. As usual, another attention whore failtroll.

==== Exit of the shemmy ====
Around early March 2026, Coswork16 stopped posting on the shemmy. He doesn't miss Poly's shemmy

==== SNCApedia approver ====
Coswork16 used to be an approver on SNCApedia, he got banned for allegedly {{Antimattertext|gooning to teenage anime girls feet}} and later for being Telegram failtrollnigger orbiters after someone pointed it out. After that, xe made xis own wiki on the Ninny only to shut it down 4 days later and later started it back up. Xe used to own [[soygems.party]] before he shut it down (where there are questionable namefags) and also is a [[Bobistan|bobinigger]].

=== Who must go 'toss ===
Xe had made a "Who must go?" [['toss]] around or on April 27, 2026, near the end of April. The [['toss]] featured [[Coalfarmer]] hanging, with the [[SoyBlog]] website showing that it broke host TOS, the guy who made the Coswork dox image got xis IP leaked by [[Quote]] [iirc], calling it a faildox and disappeared from the [[Soysphere]] entirely{{Note|CostardNig spelt the word as dissapeared.}}, and showing the website shut down in the background of him, and showing a pirate flag guy aka Liber333, who is currently in jail, or "behind bars" as Coswork said it<ref>[[:File:Coswork16 who must go toss.png]]</ref>.

== Things he likes ==

* Bias
* Lesbianism
* Azumanga (albeit the same thing as above) < Coswork inserting his fetish because he only likes Kaorin (the brimmy dyke) <ref>[[File:Cosworkcaca.jpg|300x300px]]</ref>
* The Shemmy
* Splinters
* Telegram
* Golden Age of Swinnygram
* Quote as a person, but not as an admin
* Froot as a person, but not as an admin (They have both been good to him)
* The Cricky (because he is crickoot)
* Baiting
* Being banned (attention)

== Things he does not like ==
* People talking about anime girls having straight relationships<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0221-2015-52/https://shemmy.lol:443/qa/res/402414.html</ref> <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0225-2103-02/https://shemmy.lol:443/qa/res/272699.html</ref> (This is true - Coswork)
* Masculinity<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0301-0748-41/https://shemmy.lol:443/qa/res/407269.html</ref>
* Centralisation
* Attacks against splinters (including xis own, and allies).
* The Wrong Way<ref>On an [[intculture.party]] thread, i saw Coswork spamming a thread related to the wrong way. Since it is currently down, i will have to find the thread later.</ref>
* Unbiased articles
* [[The SoyBlog]]
* [[Coalfarmer]]
* His own dox section, apparently

== Gallery ==
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File:Coswork16.png|Self-depiction
File:84958 - SoyBooru.mp4
File:Coswork_fnfpedo.jpg|alt=>What's stopping me|{{Quote|>What's stopping me}}
File:Worst_thing_I've_ever_made.mp4
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== What is this rabbithole ==

seems related to the Chinny and there seems to be some obsession with the Swinny from here 
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Adolesoja&ia=web [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 18:33, 11 March 2026 (UTC)

:what the fuck is this?
:is this the affy 2.0? [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 19:00, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
::the 4chan thread when you check on archiveofsins doesn't show the dumcord message, weird. I'll into later. [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 19:04, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
:::i saw the link it shows a server named exactly like that, it has around 50 members, i suppose due to the name it's connected to the affy?
:::can you send more context on this shit [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 19:26, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
::::I'd like to take this over to Shroom or emails, somewhere much privater. [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 19:33, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::I have a shroom account and a proton email choose whatever you like [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 19:33, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::chose the email. [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 19:40, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::i saw it [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 19:42, 11 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::the invite is dead, I'll investigate a prior leak of it. [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 00:53, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::this seems like a nothingburguer much like the bastion thing, should we still keep this article if anything happens? [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 16:24, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::wow yeah [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 18:20, 12 March 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::I have the feeling just like the affy this shitty article is going to get vandalized, maybe they are the same people hence why the name? [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 22:25, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::::Protect the page? [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 23:37, 16 March 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::oh you might've seen this already. But the Bastioncord was a psyop. [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 07:19, 17 March 2026 (UTC)

== Bobson ==

there is an insane rabbit hole with this nigga

he shilled his discord on soycraft and got banned

then tried to become a booru namefag and got ousted as a discord nigger twice and kept ban evading

after that he went insane i think

[https://soybooru.com/user/Bobson Bobson's Profile · SoyBooru]

^^^this was the main one

i think he needs his own page or a section here [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 01:09, 17 March 2026 (UTC)

== Decission ==

I think this should either be merged with the affy page or moved to landfill.

what do you guys think? [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 21:35, 19 April 2026 (UTC)

:i dont think it should be moved to the landfill
:this shit seems like a fucking rabbit hole [[User:Ninconpoop|Ninconpoop]] ([[User talk:Ninconpoop|talk]]) 14:54, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
::it's not on landfill anymore THOUGH but it seems that the documentation on this one is blurred and might be filled with gayops [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 15:09, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
:::its def not a psyop since its confirmed to be a real 'cord
:::i remember seeing these faggots failraiding the inty with some failtroll texts [[User:Ninconpoop|Ninconpoop]] ([[User talk:Ninconpoop|talk]]) 15:12, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
::::it's probally not related to the affy [[User:Ninconpoop|Ninconpoop]] ([[User talk:Ninconpoop|talk]]) 15:14, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
:::::I mean similar name, but yeah i don't think it's related to them. [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 15:17, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
::::::We could gather more info on their owner [[User:Ninconpoop|Ninconpoop]] ([[User talk:Ninconpoop|talk]]) 15:21, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
::::I remember the QDLcord failraided the Swinny with something along the lines of "JOIN QUOTE [[sharty:ESL|DILITATION]] LEAGUE cord/[CORDLINK]" and repeatedly failed to spam the catalog. During the wikifur quote raids zey also tried shilling on the thread but then quickly got banned from sharty (also tried shilling in the quote article wikifur; there were also unrelated Sloppy and Chaddy shills). I think I put that information in the QDLcord article. 'cordniggers can only raid dead splinters and still gain ZERO visitors, KEK! I don't know about xeir current 'cord activity tho. [[User:Gemmy1488cob|Gemmy1488cob]] ([[User talk:Gemmy1488cob|talk]]) 16:02, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
:::::i saw a thread on the swinny's /raid/ board that (possibly) one of their members had nuked the nuQAfe server
:::::i could try infiltrating their server to see how they are [[User:Ninconpoop|Ninconpoop]] ([[User talk:Ninconpoop|talk]]) 16:13, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
::::::it feels like an affy copycat [[User:Ninconpoop|Ninconpoop]] ([[User talk:Ninconpoop|talk]]) 16:21, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
:::::::do we make a page on the owner or is he too much of a literal who? [[User:Ninconpoop|Ninconpoop]] ([[User talk:Ninconpoop|talk]]) 16:36, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
::::::::don't, if anything just put it in this page [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 16:38, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::the reason being? [[User:Ninconpoop|Ninconpoop]] ([[User talk:Ninconpoop|talk]]) 16:40, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::bu5t for example has both a section for himself and then his shitty cabal of pedophiles, I think you could do a section for whoever runs the 'cord albeit i wouldn't do it unless you knew more about xim. [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 16:47, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::::we need more info on xim
:::::::::::from what i know he is some chinnycuck 'tok immigrant who was friends with oalgo [[User:Ninconpoop|Ninconpoop]] ([[User talk:Ninconpoop|talk]]) 16:54, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
::::::::::::later i'm going to try and make a section for him on the page [[User:Ninconpoop|Ninconpoop]] ([[User talk:Ninconpoop|talk]]) 17:04, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
:its an random larpfag dickcord server kek. the owner is an underaged shitskin splintercuck who brags about ban evading on soybooru and it has no affiliation with the afterparty. (((they))) stole the name from them though [[User:Yoot|Yoot]] ([[User talk:Yoot|talk]]) 17:24, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
::i want to infiltrate that shithole and leak it but i don't know how [[User:Ninconpoop|Ninconpoop]] ([[User talk:Ninconpoop|talk]]) 17:34, 5 May 2026 (UTC)
::do we have any news on them?
::they have over 100 members and 30 active now i should he worthy updating the page
:::how do you know? [[User:SomebodyRum|SomebodyRum]] ([[User talk:SomebodyRum|talk]]) 21:19, 26 May 2026 (UTC)
:::>100 members
:::something i often see with cords is that they often boost their own numbers by having 3000 gorillion useless apps or whatever the fuck that was called and also often having their 4000 gorillion alts on their server.
:::also the fact this is being made by an IP makes me more suspicious. [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 21:50, 26 May 2026 (UTC)
::::when I saw a live invite and tried to investigate it did gave 55 members from memory. It's a big one. [[User:Bob|Bob]] ([[User talk:Bob|talk]]) 01:03, 27 May 2026 (UTC)
:::i have lots of updates of the cord but i cant edit the page

== Adolesoja ==

Theres so much shit to write about this person. Shitflinging wars with bobson which go on for months, association with UTTP members on twitter, all kinds of things. I think we should add a part about them or make a separate page. --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 17:19, 3 June 2026 (UTC)
::You should make a page on him,some people who are close to him could add more info doe

== Bobistan ==

Should Bobistan/Bobson have its own page again, or should it be apart of this page? I think it is pretty substantial considering how deep that rabbit hole goes and Bobson's autism with "conquering the soysphere" (unironically said this) --[[User:FeralJacka|FeralJacka]] ([[User talk:FeralJacka|talk]]) 07:58, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

:yeah [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 08:00, 27 June 2026 (UTC)

Quote Dilation League

2026-06-27T07:30:52Z

Crickling:

{{Distinguish|[[Sharty Jannycord|what may actually be Quotecord itself]]}}
{{Snopes}}{{WIP}}{{Tw|{{Discord}}{{Telegram}}|{{Gooner|plural=1}}{{Tiktok}}{{Twitter}}}}{{Hostile|content=harboring members of disruptive communities.}}{{Killedtheparty}}
[[File:Their flag.png|thumb|Their flag]]
The '''[[sharty:LARP|Quote Dilation League]]''' also known as The '''QDL''',''' [[BLACKED|QueenOfSpades Dilation Leak]]''' And '''[[Faggot|Quick Dick Lickers]]''', is a Soycord server that has frequently been shilled in the soysphere by faggots with over 170 members (45+ active) being one of the biggest soycords, owned by a nigger named [[Tranny|Adolesoja]]. It was responsible for the [[Last Bastion]] discord server hoax/falseflag. The QDL is known for 'Blox exploiting (presumably, doxxing some kid called Enes Baba, and facedoxing Ordzi during his time at Roblox Exploiting) and failraiding and shilling xheir 'cord on soyjak.party (especially during raids) and its splinters, which presumably led to the former giving automatic permabans for "We left soycords in 2024". Adolesoja himself is also obsessed with Swinny and even leaked a GC discussion in Swinny and kept on raiding Swinny for a long time. It was also affiliated with NuNuQAfe, making it have its own channel in NuNuQAfe before the QDL and NuNuQAfe inflict 2.0 begun. It even brought in 'cordpedos like MGK, Jot, and copum into QDL (considering they follow the QDL Xitter account). QDL is also the reason soycords have become Swinny alike, according to Adolesoja. Adolesoja himself even made his own QDL board in Naty and put the QDL banner in the site. QDL also had an Endchan board that was raiding by the Larty before being DNB.

This server is known to wipe xheir chatlogs randomly (probably during shilling), and also kick others suspected of being spies or "Quotecord agents", especially when a Discord account entering was recently created (to avoid mass reports from nu accounts).

QDL was also apart of the [[House of Puso|Tutsiverse]], a satire AUTTP-like group that baited many UTTP members and foodistcucks <s>before being exposed by the former owner, Gutt because the members of Tutsiverse were trading 'P in the 'cord</s> allegedly, Gutt (retarded) said this only so trannies, normalfags, and pooners would stop making gay art and edits of Tutisverse. The QDL had also DDOSed Jarpy and raided Jchlog. As of now, Adolesoja is trying to make QDL the only soycord.

QDLcord is not related to the actual [[Quote]] and xis janny cabal or to his predecesor, the [[Afterparty|Froot Dilation League]]; the jannies instead have a different 'cord they keep private so that only the [[soyjak.party]] jannies know about it.

== [[Nujarty]] raid ==
In the 19th of may the QDL would begin to botspam and DDOS the [[Nujarty]] causing the site to go down for a few hours,with this being one of the most notable events of the QDL.
<gallery>
File:Nujarty_raid_1.jpg|
File:Nujarty_raid_2.jpg|
File:The_site_going_down_because_of_the_botspam.png|
File:Nulute's_response.jpg
</gallery>

== Notable members ==
*[[Hamas_2]] - Was found from a random server, was recruited in by Adolesoja.
*[[Coswork16]] - Probably joined from the Natygram.
*[[Phaedra]] - One of the first members but isn't apart of it anymore.
*[[Yeji]]
*Niksy
*Tndmachine - Polish admin of the QDL.

== Adolesoja ==
{{Faggot}}
{{Gooner}}
{{Infobox person
| name = Adolesoja
| image = Adolesojaface.jpg
| gender = Male
| sexuality = Bisexual
| years_active = 2024-Present
}}

Adolesoja is a 14 year old EPI'd failtroll from [[Brazil|Sau Paulo, Brazil]] who was previously active on [[Soytok]] before getting banned on all his accounts. He's known to spam scat porn in Soytok group chats and raid 'cord servers
with disgusting shit including anal prolapse porn, fart porn and other nasty shit like a nigger. He is also currently dueling with Bobistan and the false "NuNuQAfe" ran by a fake Arcturus and [[Gilman]]. He is notoriously brazen with discussion about his fetishes and sex all at 14. He is also a member of the Niggygram and has affiliated with MGK, and Jot before.

== Citations ==
https://swedishwin.com/raid/res/16115.html#q16291

Quote Dilation League

2026-06-27T07:30:30Z

Crickling:

{{Distinguish|[[Sharty Jannycord|what may actually be Quotecord itself]]}}
{{Snopes}}{{WIP}}{{Tw|{{Discord}}{{Telegram}}|{{Gooner|plural=1}}{{Tiktok}}{{Twitter}}}}{{Hostile|content=harboring members of disruptive communities.}}{{Killedtheparty}}
[[File:Their flag.png|thumb|Their flag]]
The '''[[sharty:LARP|Quote Dilation League]]''' also known as The '''QDL''','''[[BLACKED|QueenOfSpades Dilation Leak]]''' And '''[[Faggot|Quick Dick Lickers]]''', is a Soycord server that has frequently been shilled in the soysphere by faggots with over 170 members (45+ active) being one of the biggest soycords, owned by a nigger named [[Tranny|Adolesoja]]. It was responsible for the [[Last Bastion]] discord server hoax/falseflag. The QDL is known for 'Blox exploiting (presumably, doxxing some kid called Enes Baba, and facedoxing Ordzi during his time at Roblox Exploiting) and failraiding and shilling xheir 'cord on soyjak.party (especially during raids) and its splinters, which presumably led to the former giving automatic permabans for "We left soycords in 2024". Adolesoja himself is also obsessed with Swinny and even leaked a GC discussion in Swinny and kept on raiding Swinny for a long time. It was also affiliated with NuNuQAfe, making it have its own channel in NuNuQAfe before the QDL and NuNuQAfe inflict 2.0 begun. It even brought in 'cordpedos like MGK, Jot, and copum into QDL (considering they follow the QDL Xitter account). QDL is also the reason soycords have become Swinny alike, according to Adolesoja. Adolesoja himself even made his own QDL board in Naty and put the QDL banner in the site. QDL also had an Endchan board that was raiding by the Larty before being DNB.

This server is known to wipe xheir chatlogs randomly (probably during shilling), and also kick others suspected of being spies or "Quotecord agents", especially when a Discord account entering was recently created (to avoid mass reports from nu accounts).

QDL was also apart of the [[House of Puso|Tutsiverse]], a satire AUTTP-like group that baited many UTTP members and foodistcucks <s>before being exposed by the former owner, Gutt because the members of Tutsiverse were trading 'P in the 'cord</s> allegedly, Gutt (retarded) said this only so trannies, normalfags, and pooners would stop making gay art and edits of Tutisverse. The QDL had also DDOSed Jarpy and raided Jchlog. As of now, Adolesoja is trying to make QDL the only soycord.

QDLcord is not related to the actual [[Quote]] and xis janny cabal or to his predecesor, the [[Afterparty|Froot Dilation League]]; the jannies instead have a different 'cord they keep private so that only the [[soyjak.party]] jannies know about it.

== [[Nujarty]] raid ==
In the 19th of may the QDL would begin to botspam and DDOS the [[Nujarty]] causing the site to go down for a few hours,with this being one of the most notable events of the QDL.
<gallery>
File:Nujarty_raid_1.jpg|
File:Nujarty_raid_2.jpg|
File:The_site_going_down_because_of_the_botspam.png|
File:Nulute's_response.jpg
</gallery>

== Notable members ==
*[[Hamas_2]] - Was found from a random server, was recruited in by Adolesoja.
*[[Coswork16]] - Probably joined from the Natygram.
*[[Phaedra]] - One of the first members but isn't apart of it anymore.
*[[Yeji]]
*Niksy
*Tndmachine - Polish admin of the QDL.

== Adolesoja ==
{{Faggot}}
{{Gooner}}
{{Infobox person
| name = Adolesoja
| image = Adolesojaface.jpg
| gender = Male
| sexuality = Bisexual
| years_active = 2024-Present
}}

Adolesoja is a 14 year old EPI'd failtroll from [[Brazil|Sau Paulo, Brazil]] who was previously active on [[Soytok]] before getting banned on all his accounts. He's known to spam scat porn in Soytok group chats and raid 'cord servers
with disgusting shit including anal prolapse porn, fart porn and other nasty shit like a nigger. He is also currently dueling with Bobistan and the false "NuNuQAfe" ran by a fake Arcturus and [[Gilman]]. He is notoriously brazen with discussion about his fetishes and sex all at 14. He is also a member of the Niggygram and has affiliated with MGK, and Jot before.

== Citations ==
https://swedishwin.com/raid/res/16115.html#q16291

Template talk:SoyjakWikiExclusive

2026-06-26T23:16:26Z

Crickling: /* change out the snca guy */ Reply

== change out the snca guy ==

we care about everything here [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 22:56, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:@[[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]]
:drawfag NOW [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 22:57, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::you janny there seems to be a bug with uploading .mp3 files, any idea on how to fix it? [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 23:01, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Ask soyoyuki about it [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 23:02, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Yeah i dont know whats up with that, i'll try to fix it tommorow morning. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 23:12, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::yep sure hold on give me a sec [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 23:02, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::cool you added our mascot [[User:Cobgang|Cobgang]] ([[User talk:Cobgang|talk]]) 23:15, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::yeah, it's easy lmao [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 23:16, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

Template:SoyjakWikiExclusive

2026-06-26T23:10:52Z

Crickling:

{{Soybox
|style=background: linear-gradient(#c0c0c0, lightgray); border: 1px solid #6e6e6e;
|image1=[[File:Shit_everybody_cares_about_enthusiast.png|110px|link=SECApedia]]
|image2=[[File:114619 - SoyBooru.png|110px|link=Soyjak Wiki]]
|line1=[[File:114619 - SoyBooru.png|24px|link=]] '''This page is a Soyjak Wiki exclusive''' [[File:114619 - SoyBooru.png|24px|link=]]
|line2=SECApedia does not have a page on this topic, but information can be found at [[sharty:{{{title|{{PAGENAME}}}}}]] {{#if:{{{summary|}}}|Summary: {{{summary|}}}|}}
}}

Template:SoyjakWikiExclusive

2026-06-26T23:08:35Z

Crickling:

{{Soybox
|style=background: linear-gradient(#c0c0c0, lightgray); border: 1px solid #6e6e6e;
|image1=[[File:Shit_everybody_cares_about_science_lover.png|110px|link=SNCApedia]]
|image2=[[File:114619 - SoyBooru.png|110px|link=Soyjak Wiki]]
|line1=[[File:114619 - SoyBooru.png|24px|link=]] '''This page is a Soyjak Wiki exclusive''' [[File:114619 - SoyBooru.png|24px|link=]]
|line2=SECApedia does not have a page on this topic, but information can be found at [[sharty:{{{title|{{PAGENAME}}}}}]] {{#if:{{{summary|}}}|Summary: {{{summary|}}}|}}
}}

Netsuba

2026-06-26T22:03:05Z

Crickling:

{{Pedo}}
{{Discord}}{{Tw|{{Shemmy}}|{{Kuzzy}}}}
{{hostile|content=being owned by [[Yeji|lolicon pedophiles]].}}{{Tip|This website is an actual pedophile shithole owned by an Admin who openly admitted that he would allow pedophiles and lolicon on the website. If you somehow stumble on this website, report them to their domain registrar here: https://sarek.fi/abuse/}}{{Antimatter}}{{Infobox Imageboard Site
|imageboard_logo=[[File:netbl.png|240px]]
|date_founded=August 29, 2025
|major_boards=/qb/, /qa/
|total_posts=23100 (first iteration, mostly bots) 
59696 (second iteration, mostly bots) 
1723 (third iteration, mostly bots)
|homepage=Redacted
}}'''Netsuba''', also known as the '''Nuba''', is a malicious pedophile-owned imageboard created as a successor to the [[shemmy]] that is owned by Lee (one of the former shemmy administrators who allowed lolicon on the site) and [[Yeji]] / Sobotwon (?) (a lolicon groomer and friends with [[Ryekrispie]]) and it's sysadmin is a afterparty tranny called "runit" who has supposedly been running imageboards 2015.

{{keyedtext|It has been down as of September 27, 2025 due to an Aryan DDoSing it.}}

[[File:YejiProof.png|thumb]]
[[File:runit.jpg|thumb]]

== Hosting ==
It was hosted by [[The Kuzzy]]<ref>https://archive.today/YdaoL</ref> but it was mostly independent until it gained full independence during TheKuzzy's shutdown. Before that, there would be a link on the bottom of the page to TheKuzzy.

== Attack ==
On September 3rd, 2025 the site has gotten attacked by spam bots which crashed the servers. Due to the bot spamming [[MoonMetropolis|Goldberg]]'s mugshot, it's assumed this attack was done by the [[Shroom]] (most likely [[Catter]]) but requires Snopes.

The site went down on September 5, 2025; most likely due to its former host [[The Kuzzy]] shutting down or because of the rampant botting. (Just add a CAPTCHA, retard.) The site finally returned on September 16, 2025.

The sysadmin would later state that they would be completely fine with pedophiles lingering on their website. as well as Lolicon content. <ref>[[File:Nukeshemmycuck.png|thumb]]
</ref>

== The End ==
According to one poster on the Endchan Shemmy Bunker, the site's dev had a meltdown and nuked the site, which means (if true) it most likely won't be coming back.

Sometime in January 2026 it came back with the default nginx landing page, then died once again sometime in March 2026. GEG

{{reflist}}
[[Category:SNCA Splinters]]
{{Soysphere footer|splinter=1}}

SECA.talkpage/Documentation

2026-06-26T21:06:38Z

Crickling:

{{Imageboard/NavigationBar}}
<templatestyles src="Template:Imageboard/Background/styles.css"/>
<div class="imageboard-background">
<div style="padding-top:10px;">
'''SECA.talkpage''' is a '''pseudo imageboard''' (and consequently a splinter of [[SNCApedia]]'s SNCA.talkpage) dedicated to talking about anything '''SECA''', this mean that topic about anything is allowed, as long is follows this site guidelines.

In '''this article''' you will find primarily how to use the '''imageboard''' and have discussions with fellow SECA-editors.

= Tutorial =
== Non-autoconfirmed/Anonymous Users ==
Due to '''SECA.talkpage''' very niche nature (from various reasons), it is obvious that it can be really difficult for new users to talk here, you have '''two options'''.

{{Tip|{{Bantext|Due to the '''captcha not working''' you shouldn't try to make a new thread normally using the '''Reply''' button.}}}}
For user that wish to stay '''Anonymous''' or are not '''autoconfirmed''' yet.
* To make a '''new thread''', click '''edit source''' (do not press the +), scroll below and use '''this template'''.
<nowiki>== Subject Example here ==
Text example here ~~~~</nowiki>
{{Tip|{{Bantext|BE WARNED, if you decide to post without a account your IP can be leaked, unless you use a VPN in which case you should be fine.}}}}

* To reply to a post, click ['''Edit Source'''] of the '''OP''' subject (topic), copy the template above but add a ''':''' at the beginning for example:
<nowiki>:Text example here ~~~~</nowiki>

* Make a '''SECApedia Account'''
** Generally do some '''edits''' and wait to be '''auto-confirmed'''

== Autoconfirmed Users ==
* To make a '''new thread''', click '''+''' (next to edit source).
* To reply to a '''post''', click '''Reply''' (next to the the post you want to reply).

= Culture =
* '''Namefagging''', due to the captcha not working, you'll mostly find namefags talking about '''SECA'''.
* '''SECA''', discussion about special interests nobody cared.

= History =
== 2026 ==
* 29 April - After the creation of a wiki page dedicated for discussion '''SomebodyRum''' thought it would be interesting to make a '''Experimental Page''' that would act like a '''pseudo imageboard'''.
* The earlier discussion on /talkpage/ were primarily about testing the glorified '''Talk page'''
** Later there were discussion about what '''nickname''' would this '''imageboard''' be.
* 30 April - Archive was created to archive threads.
* 2 May - '''Snacky''' is now the official short nickname for the '''pseudo imageboard'''.
* 4 May - '''/wiki/''' is implemented as a new board at the request of [[User:Editor]] for more SNCApedia related discussions.
* 18 May - '''Snacky''' gets <s>vandalized</s> by some obsessed soyjak wiki {{Acktext|self identifying transgender individual}}.
** This led to the creation of other boards such as:
*** /soy/
*** /chr/
*** /rum/

= Source Code =
* [[Template:Imageboard/NavigationBar]] -- navigation bar
** [[Template:Imageboard/NavigationBar/styles.css]]
* [[Template:Imageboard/Background/styles.css]] -- for background stuff
* [[Template:Imageboard/Board/styles.css]] -- for board stuff
** [[Template:Imageboard/Board/HeadTitle]] -- for board headtitle stuff
** [[Template:Imageboard/Board/HeadTitle/styles.css]] -- for board headtitle stuff
* [[Template:Imageboard/Container]] -- for container

Talk:SECA.talkpage/Wiki

2026-06-26T21:00:35Z

Crickling: /* Regarding {{PossiblyPedo}} on Grey Area sites. */ Reply

__NOTOC__
{{Imageboard/NavigationBar}}
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<div class="imageboard-background">
<div style="padding-top:20px;">
{{Imageboard/Board/HeadTitle
| title = /wiki/ - SECApedia Meta
| subtitle = <choose uncached>
<option>I care about this.</option>
<option>Vandalize this if you're gay :)</option>
<option>Leak your clitty here.</option>
</choose>
}}
<templatestyles src="Template:Imageboard/Board/styles.css"/>
<div class="imageboard-board">

== Welcome to /wiki/ [[File:Sticky.gif]] ==

Clitty leak about SECApedia and discuss stuff like templates, articles and so on here. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:11, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== test 2 ==

I deleted /sw/ and /soy/ since they were meme pages made by some random soyjak wiki user. Other from that and the styling changes everything else is the same [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:12, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

:Oh yeah and [[Talk:Main Page]] redirects to [[Talk:SECA.talkpage]] now. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:13, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== Possible [[Main Page]] portals rework? ==

I've always felt like its a bit unnecessary to have a portal for each and every splinter, and reworking the portals to instead be: 
* Shartysphere
All [[shartysphere]] sites (ie: [[Soyjak.party]], [[Soybooru]], [[Soyjak Wiki]] and so on)
* Splintersphere
All splinter sites (ie: [[Swedishwin.com]], [[Soygem.party]], [[Chud.win]] and so on)
* Hostile
All [[SECApedia:Rules#Community Rules|HOSTILE]] communities (ie: [[Discord|'cords]], The [[Jassy]] and so on)
* Variants
Soyjak variants, i plan to port over a bunch of articles from the soyjak wiki and gem them up
* Soyspeak
For regular soyspeak aswell as for soy languages. The soyjak wiki does not document splintersphere languages like the newly made Swinnish
* Soylitics
All soylitics. The soyjak wiki only documents shartysphere soylitics.
* Soyence & Soygramming
Renamed from just "Soyence" since the majoritiy of this portal is about programming. I [[SECApedia|(obviously)]] am interested in programming, such as [[Lua]], and [[PHP|ot]][[HTML|he]][[CSS|rs]] that i plan to learn soon.
* Admins
Will cover all broader soysphere admins unlike the soyjak wiki which simply documents shartysphere admins
* Namefags
* Archiving
Along this we will also port over the rest of the soyjak wiki's portals with maybe the exclusion of SoyNCA (because of the obvious) and the merging of Soy Media with Soy Flash since its essentially just a subsection of that. Obviously i expect these to be expanded upon and not just simply [[Article Chudding|chudded]]. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:47, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

:who even uses portals anyway that's gay [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 14:48, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::everybaldi does [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:53, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:also why don't you just post this onthe swinny like 3 people have an account here nigga and i don't think riptide even checks this [[User:Tloot|Tloot]] ([[User talk:Tloot|talk]]) 14:49, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::this is for the future smartass, also i dont intend for this to be a Swiki revival or whatever, i thought i've made that clear in the [[SECApedia:Rules|rules]]. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 14:53, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:@[[User:Tether|Tether]] poopy gigas [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 21:44, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::Hmm when I come back I'll see [[User:Tether|Tether]] ([[User talk:Tether|talk]]) 21:51, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:::thats in like a month or something geg 
:::i'll discuss it with future joons [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:01, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
::::k [[User:Tether|Tether]] ([[User talk:Tether|talk]]) 22:59, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== Regarding <nowiki>{{PossiblyPedo}}</nowiki> on Grey Area sites. ==

Since i've seen a bit of discussion pop up around these, my general consensus is that any site that has had counts of pedoshit (shemmy, kuzzy, and honestly probably even the soybooru) that doesnt encourage/allow it (like the Jassy does) should get a <nowiki>{{PossiblyPedo}}</nowiki> although it can be hidden within the second part (the hidden part) of the template wrapper aslong as it isnt frequent, like chinny does with their "bbcp" ''"jokes"'' [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:@[[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]]
:@[[User:GUN|GUN]]
:@[[User:Crickling|Crickling]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:I'll fix these up quickly. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Sure they're all degenerates to my eyes [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 20:57, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:thats okay [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 21:00, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

67chan

2026-06-26T20:59:41Z

Crickling:

{{Tw|{{Pedo}}|{{Cobwatch}}{{Cloudflare}}{{Ohio}}}}{{Hostile|content=being operated primarily by failtrolls and high amounts of zoosadism and pedo/shotacon spam (and it has links to a UTT'P failtroll forum TFD Forums)}}{{Antimatter}}{{IronicGem}}
{{Infobox Imageboard Site|imageboard_name=67chan|homepage={{bantext|(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)}}|major_boards=/67/|total_posts=301 (geg)|date_founded=Sometime around February 3, 2026|imageboard_logo=[[File:67chan_logo.png|250px]]|creator=solstice|owner=solstice}}'''67chan''' was an "[[Lie|ironic]]" imageboard like [[Skibidi Farms]]<ref>Failtroll discussion boards often use Gen Z/Gen Alpha humor.</ref> where [[Sharty:Degenerate|"people"]] post "ironically" [[BMT|zoosadist images/videos]], loli/shotacon, softcore [['P|'p]], foodist propaganda/UTT'P propaganda and other degenerate media. [[Antimatter|The website's users]] know a surprising amount of [[Soyjak.party|sharty]] culture (EXAMPLE: Troonjak, [[4chan|4cuck]] /qa/ and [[Sharty:Soylita|Shitlita]])<ref>Though it could be either falseflagging or extremely """edgy""" 'teens that turned into failtrolls/[[Foodist|foodists]]</ref>. The site was shilled via [[sharty:TikTok|ChinkTok]] videos<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0219-1607-33/https://files.catbox.moe:443/iiu9xc.png

https://archive.ph/eDnOW https://web.archive.org/web/20260219071013/https://files.catbox.moe/iiu9xc.png</ref>. Sometime around February 6, 2026 (1 day after the sharty started raiding 67cuck) the website started using [[Sharty:Cloudflare|Cloudflare]], started blocking TOR users and made the character limit from 20000 to 1500 and ever since the PPH (post((s)) per hour) had declined to 0 [[Sharty:Geg|even in the day]] when it was 41 (geg) PPH in February 5, 2026. TOTAL SHARTY VICTORY. 67chan was also partnered with [[TFD Forums|TFD forums]].

On February 12, 2026, the servers would brap itself {{Keyedtext|causing 67chan to go down}} but according to xeir official {{Glowtext|(((Telegram)))}} {{Lockedtext|67chan would be back on March 4, 2026}}, but [[sharty:Nothing ever happens|nothing ever really happened by then]], since xheir leader probably got fedded.

== Sharty Raids ==
[[Category:Templates]]
[[Category:Notice templates]]
[[File:Screenshot of a 67chan raid.png|thumb|258x258px|Screenshot of a 67chan raid]]
Since February 5, 2026 67cuck has been raided many times by the sharty<ref>The raiders claim to be the sharty</ref> and still is being raided{{Margerald|Marge if 67chan is down how is the sharty still raiding 67chan?}}, With the raids mostly consisting of spamming this unicode symbol: 𒐫, spamming gemmy sharty copypastas, threats of [[Gigachad|reporting 67chan to its registrar]], saying that [[Sharty:Truthnuke|41 won]] and mocking pedophiles and/or zoophiles/zoosadists. These raids mostly end as tragic sharty failraids because after a few minutes the posts get deleted so its probably best to report SucksShitvencuck to the its registrar and host and/or [[Sharty:Dox|'ox]] its admin. During these raids foodists and other failtrolls false flag as the sharty and spam animal gore and softcore 'p/lolicon to try to make the sharty look like foodist hypocrites themselves and calling them out as false-flaggers does not work most of the time because the 67gloompas (67chan's native userbase) all are against the sharty and they would ignore the TRVTHNVKE.

The [[Swedishwin.com|swinny]] also raided 67chan<ref>https://swedishwin.com/raid/res/9132.html</ref>.

== Boards ==

* /67/ - General ([[Sharty:Geg|The one and only board this DNB imageboard has]])

== Rules (the jannies don't enforce them) ==
Rules
[[File:FrogGOD mocking 67chans userbase.png|thumb|264x264px|FrogGOD mocking 67cuck's userbase]]
1. [[Lie|Do not post CP.]]

2. [[Lie|Do not post jailbait of minors who are nude, even if obstructed from view.]]

3. Do not make terrorist threats.

4. [[Lie|Do not post zoo content.]] [[Sharty:Doctos|If you do, post it via a Catbox.moe link.]]

== Gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Highly zoomed out screenshot of a 67chan raid.png|TOTAL SHARTY VICTORY
File:FrogGOD mocking 67chan's userbase 2.png|Another frogGOD mocking 67chan's userbase
File:Screenshot of a 'teen soyquoting a 67chan user.png|{{Quote|>Soyquoting on 67cuck}}
File:Proof that the 67chan spammers are claiming to be the sharty.png|Proof that the [[Sharty:Gigachad|67chan spammers]] are claiming to be the sharty
File:Screenshot of the sharty warning 67chan.png|Screenshot of the sharty warning 67chan (the pedo jannies ignored and deleted it)
File:The image that was spammed in the 67chan raids.png|The image that was spammed in the 67chan raids (hanging pedo Troonjak; you may need to open the file itself)
File:Screenshot of a teen 'oxing a 67chan pedo.png|Worst OPSEC ever award
File:The offical 67chan mascot.png|The official 67kike mascot ([[Sharty:Pedobear|Pedobear]] Approves)
File:DDDOOOOOCCCCCTTTTOOOOSSSSSSSSS.png|'''DOCTOSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!'''
File:Soyposting on 67chan.png|The best thread on this DNB shithole
File:67chan shut down.png|67cuck shut down (rest in piss)
File:Image of a tiktok user promoting 67chan.png|TikTok [[foodist]] [[Sharty:Me (detractor perspective)|nigger]] shilling 67chan
File:Screenshot of a TikToker going to 67chan.png|Screenshot of a victim deceived into going to 67chan
File:Proof that 67chan is a foodist imageboard.png|Proof that 67chan is a foodistpedonigger imageboard
File:Proof that 67chan is full of pedoniggers .png|Proof that 67chan is full of pedoniggers
File:ChinnyGOD mocking 67chan.png|Screenshot of a ChinnyGOD mocking 67chan
File:Proof that 67chan is full of zoosadistniggers.png|Proof that 67chan is full of ZOOSADISTNIGGERS
File:Image of 67chan's offical (((Telegram))).png|Screenshot of 67chan's official {{Glowtext|(((Telegram)))}}
File:67chan user predicts that the sharty would raid 67chan.png|67chan user predicts that the sharty vvould raid 67chan
</gallery>

== Notable 67chan Namefags ==
solstice {{Redtext|## Board Owner}} - The board owner (according to xhere username) and a [[TFD Forums]] janny (xhey also have a lolicoon profile picture)

['OX: IP Address: 66.216.232.248<ref>https://swedishwin.com/raid/res/9132.html#9188

(IP Address Info from DNS.info: City Onalaska

Zip Code 54650

Region CodeWI

Region NameWisconsin

Country CodeUS

Country NameUnited States

Latitude43.8957

Longitude-91.245)</ref> - Real Name (Unconfirmed but likely): Brian Hanson - Phone Number (Unconfirmed) 612 325 5996 - Social Media(s): https://archive.ph/yW4UD)

smog {{Redtext|## Board Staff}} - A 67chan janny that made shota-coon of 67chan's mascot 16 minutes after it was announced and spammed AI (de)generated animal gore on 67chan

""""""""[[Antimatter|gem]]""""""""poster - a pedophile troon that posts loli-cuckcon/shota-cuckcon and zoosadism ([[Sharty:Doctos|xhey also made the lolicoon thread on 67chan]]) and types in [[Sharty:Trooncase|trooncase]] and sometimes xhey say soyspeak, former [[Labubu Farms]] janny

AgiosOvHate (wow very edgy 12 year old GEG) - also known as ordzi was a user of 67chan who made most of the banners, was known to be ((one of xhem)).

== See Also ==
* [[Dwinny]]
* [[Spinny]]
* [[Foodist|Foodism]]

{{Reflist}}
[[Category:Hostile Community]]
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Imageboards]]

User talk:Soyoyuki

2026-06-26T20:46:39Z

Crickling: /* Yo 2 */ Reply

<h1 style="text-align:center;">For more one-on-one matters you may contact me at '''soyoyuki@tutamail.com''', i usually respond within a day.</h1>
== Leak thread ==

Leak about any site issues here. 
I'm going to log off for a few hours now but here is a small list of things that i'm planning to add:
* Dailyjak and a Weekly featured article to make the main page less stale.
* The Details extension to fix a bunch of partially broken templates & more, mainly the [[Template:Templatewrapper]].
* Site background simply to swag the site out more.
* Portals revamp which i already mentioned on the [[Talk:SECA.talkpage|talkpage]]
Some other info: 
* @[[User:Tether|Tether]] is going on a 3 week break starting tommorow. Contact me about basically anything relating to the site. 
* I'm hiring jannies since the team is currently empty as shit. You will start as an approver and move your way up. Contact me at {{Blacktext|soyoyuki@tutamail.com}} if you're interested. Currently we have a singular approver which should cover the next few hours. 
::If you're currently staff on SNCApedia and want to move to a less Quotecord-owned and less ruleskiked site, you may send some proof and you'll get a much better chance of getting hired. I dont know the majority of you but it gives me an additional layer of trust.
* All articles have been copied over from SNCApedia, most of them are fine but a bunch of them are outdated, mainly in how censored some stuff is. (You) can get a better chance at approver role if you gem these up, aswell as subsequent promotions. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:34, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

::I'll be doing small revisions on these articles or something. Not interested in becoming an approver or doing anything moderator related. [[User:Riptide|Riptide]] ([[User talk:Riptide|talk]]) 02:01, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Ok. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::why can't I use the cobson TIP thing it tells me that "This template is missing TemplateData, and its parameters have been autogenerated. As a result the template and its parameters lack descriptions. There might be additional information on the template's page" [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 06:21, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Huh? What did you do to get that error? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 09:20, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::no I just found out that I can't add text to any template that is similar to the TIP cobson template is the problem from me or the site itself if it is from the site I hope it gets fixed [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 12:38, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Also holy shit i forgot the file upload limit is 2 megabytes. i'll be upping that to 8 or 10 tommorow. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:06, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== add msupload ==

add it or my clitty will leak [[User:Djerv|Djerv]] ([[User talk:Djerv|talk]]) 02:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Thats what that extension is called?
:Alright i'll add it right now. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::MsUpload has been added successfully. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 03:13, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Gimme janny ==

pls [[User:John5433|John5433]] ([[User talk:John5433|talk]]) 04:22, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:nigga [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 04:23, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::I already edited the page before you gave me reppy so I have to reply here [[File:Screenshot 2026-06-26 16-28-05.png]] [[User:John5433|John5433]] ([[User talk:John5433|talk]]) 04:31, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::gibs me jany [[User:Soyjak|Soyjak]] ([[User talk:Soyjak|talk]]) 04:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== I can't FUCKING save the edit ==

I keep trying to edit ki pages but it just won't fucking save. [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 04:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:What why? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 04:57, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Nevermind it was the captcha that was raping me due to external links [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 05:00, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Same, im getting raped by the captcha whilst trying to make a draft [[User:Nigger|Nigger]] ([[User talk:Nigger|talk]]) 05:02, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::The reply captcha? Shit that was an issue on SNCApedia aswell, seems like i have to fix that manually later.
::You can simply just edit discussion pages like regular pages by clicking "edit source" at the top. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 05:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::I brapped while reading this [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 05:37, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== yo ==

Can I make a new mainpage in my sandbox? I was working on one for SNCApedia before the shurdown. Slso can you make the theme vector legacy. --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 10:06, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:{{q|>Can I make a new mainpage in my sandbox? I was working on one for SNCApedia before the shurdown.}}
:Sure, but i dont intend on switching to it unless its exceptionally gemmy.
:{{q|>Slso can you make the theme vector legacy.}}
:Nope. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 10:21, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::your making my clitty leak
::why not? [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 10:32, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::this theme is goodest. o iglo. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 10:41, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::I know you probably don't like me but trust me changing the theme to this will make us look more official and separate us from the other soyshart wikis --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 11:03, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Eh, i simply like this theme the most because its the one i'm used to.
:::::{{q|>and separate us from the other soyshart wikis}}
:::::I don't really care about distancing myself that much though. 80% of the current users here are SNCApedians, it would just be inconvenient for them. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 11:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::Nigga just give me autoconfirmed already --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 18:44, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::No [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 18:47, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::::then approve my edits faggot 🤣 [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 18:47, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::You're like one of the least trustworthy people here. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Can I be an approver or do I need to do an application to be an approver? I want to be an approver here. --[[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 3:19, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Tell me a bit of soysphere history about yourself, you can email me. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:i have sent you my history. my email name is pynoz (4/5 numbers) @gmail.com [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:31, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Your history seems fine, although i dont approve of [https://swedishwin.com/g/src/1782496173682-1.png shit like this] on the kuzzy.
::Other from that, sure i'll give you approver. (since i'm guessing you're not one of those posters) [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:39, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::> [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:46, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::fuck my comment got 'nished [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:46, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Can I please have administration privileges ==

[[File:SNCApedia_evidence.png|thumb|SNCApedia admin evidence]] This is the real Gemmy1488cob, bureaucat of SNCApedia, and I have modified my user page to prove the ownership of this account. I would like admin or mod privileges on SECApedia. Thank you. [[User:GooderSoy|GooderSoy]] ([[User talk:GooderSoy|talk]]) 15:59, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Alright
:If you can then email me with what exactly your intentions would be with this site. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Janny position ==

I sent you an email regarding me wanting to apply for a janny position, just letting you know here that I did, that's all. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 19:08, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Yep i saw that
:You currently don't have any contributions so as a minimum just make a few good ones and i can give you automoderation + approver. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:11, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Sounds good, I'll start making conlang pages and basically carry over all the ones from the shitty and do my best to make a page for our currently worked-on conlang for Swinnish. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 19:14, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Nice. Good luck [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:18, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Soyoyuki

2026-06-26T20:46:02Z

Crickling: /* Yo 2 */ Reply

<h1 style="text-align:center;">For more one-on-one matters you may contact me at '''soyoyuki@tutamail.com''', i usually respond within a day.</h1>
== Leak thread ==

Leak about any site issues here. 
I'm going to log off for a few hours now but here is a small list of things that i'm planning to add:
* Dailyjak and a Weekly featured article to make the main page less stale.
* The Details extension to fix a bunch of partially broken templates & more, mainly the [[Template:Templatewrapper]].
* Site background simply to swag the site out more.
* Portals revamp which i already mentioned on the [[Talk:SECA.talkpage|talkpage]]
Some other info: 
* @[[User:Tether|Tether]] is going on a 3 week break starting tommorow. Contact me about basically anything relating to the site. 
* I'm hiring jannies since the team is currently empty as shit. You will start as an approver and move your way up. Contact me at {{Blacktext|soyoyuki@tutamail.com}} if you're interested. Currently we have a singular approver which should cover the next few hours. 
::If you're currently staff on SNCApedia and want to move to a less Quotecord-owned and less ruleskiked site, you may send some proof and you'll get a much better chance of getting hired. I dont know the majority of you but it gives me an additional layer of trust.
* All articles have been copied over from SNCApedia, most of them are fine but a bunch of them are outdated, mainly in how censored some stuff is. (You) can get a better chance at approver role if you gem these up, aswell as subsequent promotions. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:34, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

::I'll be doing small revisions on these articles or something. Not interested in becoming an approver or doing anything moderator related. [[User:Riptide|Riptide]] ([[User talk:Riptide|talk]]) 02:01, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Ok. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::why can't I use the cobson TIP thing it tells me that "This template is missing TemplateData, and its parameters have been autogenerated. As a result the template and its parameters lack descriptions. There might be additional information on the template's page" [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 06:21, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Huh? What did you do to get that error? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 09:20, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::no I just found out that I can't add text to any template that is similar to the TIP cobson template is the problem from me or the site itself if it is from the site I hope it gets fixed [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 12:38, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Also holy shit i forgot the file upload limit is 2 megabytes. i'll be upping that to 8 or 10 tommorow. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:06, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== add msupload ==

add it or my clitty will leak [[User:Djerv|Djerv]] ([[User talk:Djerv|talk]]) 02:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Thats what that extension is called?
:Alright i'll add it right now. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::MsUpload has been added successfully. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 03:13, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Gimme janny ==

pls [[User:John5433|John5433]] ([[User talk:John5433|talk]]) 04:22, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:nigga [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 04:23, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::I already edited the page before you gave me reppy so I have to reply here [[File:Screenshot 2026-06-26 16-28-05.png]] [[User:John5433|John5433]] ([[User talk:John5433|talk]]) 04:31, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::gibs me jany [[User:Soyjak|Soyjak]] ([[User talk:Soyjak|talk]]) 04:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== I can't FUCKING save the edit ==

I keep trying to edit ki pages but it just won't fucking save. [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 04:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:What why? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 04:57, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Nevermind it was the captcha that was raping me due to external links [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 05:00, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Same, im getting raped by the captcha whilst trying to make a draft [[User:Nigger|Nigger]] ([[User talk:Nigger|talk]]) 05:02, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::The reply captcha? Shit that was an issue on SNCApedia aswell, seems like i have to fix that manually later.
::You can simply just edit discussion pages like regular pages by clicking "edit source" at the top. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 05:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::I brapped while reading this [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 05:37, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== yo ==

Can I make a new mainpage in my sandbox? I was working on one for SNCApedia before the shurdown. Slso can you make the theme vector legacy. --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 10:06, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:{{q|>Can I make a new mainpage in my sandbox? I was working on one for SNCApedia before the shurdown.}}
:Sure, but i dont intend on switching to it unless its exceptionally gemmy.
:{{q|>Slso can you make the theme vector legacy.}}
:Nope. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 10:21, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::your making my clitty leak
::why not? [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 10:32, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::this theme is goodest. o iglo. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 10:41, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::I know you probably don't like me but trust me changing the theme to this will make us look more official and separate us from the other soyshart wikis --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 11:03, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Eh, i simply like this theme the most because its the one i'm used to.
:::::{{q|>and separate us from the other soyshart wikis}}
:::::I don't really care about distancing myself that much though. 80% of the current users here are SNCApedians, it would just be inconvenient for them. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 11:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::Nigga just give me autoconfirmed already --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 18:44, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::No [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 18:47, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::::then approve my edits faggot 🤣 [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 18:47, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::You're like one of the least trustworthy people here. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Can I be an approver or do I need to do an application to be an approver? I want to be an approver here. --[[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 3:19, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Tell me a bit of soysphere history about yourself, you can email me. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:i have sent you my history. my email name is pynoz (4/5 numbers) @gmail.com [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:31, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Your history seems fine, although i dont approve of [https://swedishwin.com/g/src/1782496173682-1.png shit like this] on the kuzzy.
::Other from that, sure i'll give you approver. (since i'm guessing you're not one of those posters) [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:39, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::> [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:46, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Can I please have administration privileges ==

[[File:SNCApedia_evidence.png|thumb|SNCApedia admin evidence]] This is the real Gemmy1488cob, bureaucat of SNCApedia, and I have modified my user page to prove the ownership of this account. I would like admin or mod privileges on SECApedia. Thank you. [[User:GooderSoy|GooderSoy]] ([[User talk:GooderSoy|talk]]) 15:59, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Alright
:If you can then email me with what exactly your intentions would be with this site. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Janny position ==

I sent you an email regarding me wanting to apply for a janny position, just letting you know here that I did, that's all. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 19:08, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Yep i saw that
:You currently don't have any contributions so as a minimum just make a few good ones and i can give you automoderation + approver. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:11, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Sounds good, I'll start making conlang pages and basically carry over all the ones from the shitty and do my best to make a page for our currently worked-on conlang for Swinnish. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 19:14, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Nice. Good luck [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:18, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Soyoyuki

2026-06-26T20:31:40Z

Crickling: /* Yo 2 */ Reply

<h1 style="text-align:center;">For more one-on-one matters you may contact me at '''soyoyuki@tutamail.com''', i usually respond within a day.</h1>
== Leak thread ==

Leak about any site issues here. 
I'm going to log off for a few hours now but here is a small list of things that i'm planning to add:
* Dailyjak and a Weekly featured article to make the main page less stale.
* The Details extension to fix a bunch of partially broken templates & more, mainly the [[Template:Templatewrapper]].
* Site background simply to swag the site out more.
* Portals revamp which i already mentioned on the [[Talk:SECA.talkpage|talkpage]]
Some other info: 
* @[[User:Tether|Tether]] is going on a 3 week break starting tommorow. Contact me about basically anything relating to the site. 
* I'm hiring jannies since the team is currently empty as shit. You will start as an approver and move your way up. Contact me at {{Blacktext|soyoyuki@tutamail.com}} if you're interested. Currently we have a singular approver which should cover the next few hours. 
::If you're currently staff on SNCApedia and want to move to a less Quotecord-owned and less ruleskiked site, you may send some proof and you'll get a much better chance of getting hired. I dont know the majority of you but it gives me an additional layer of trust.
* All articles have been copied over from SNCApedia, most of them are fine but a bunch of them are outdated, mainly in how censored some stuff is. (You) can get a better chance at approver role if you gem these up, aswell as subsequent promotions. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 01:34, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

::I'll be doing small revisions on these articles or something. Not interested in becoming an approver or doing anything moderator related. [[User:Riptide|Riptide]] ([[User talk:Riptide|talk]]) 02:01, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Ok. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::why can't I use the cobson TIP thing it tells me that "This template is missing TemplateData, and its parameters have been autogenerated. As a result the template and its parameters lack descriptions. There might be additional information on the template's page" [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 06:21, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Huh? What did you do to get that error? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 09:20, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::no I just found out that I can't add text to any template that is similar to the TIP cobson template is the problem from me or the site itself if it is from the site I hope it gets fixed [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 12:38, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Also holy shit i forgot the file upload limit is 2 megabytes. i'll be upping that to 8 or 10 tommorow. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:06, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== add msupload ==

add it or my clitty will leak [[User:Djerv|Djerv]] ([[User talk:Djerv|talk]]) 02:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Thats what that extension is called?
:Alright i'll add it right now. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::MsUpload has been added successfully. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 03:13, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Gimme janny ==

pls [[User:John5433|John5433]] ([[User talk:John5433|talk]]) 04:22, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:nigga [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 04:23, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::I already edited the page before you gave me reppy so I have to reply here [[File:Screenshot 2026-06-26 16-28-05.png]] [[User:John5433|John5433]] ([[User talk:John5433|talk]]) 04:31, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::gibs me jany [[User:Soyjak|Soyjak]] ([[User talk:Soyjak|talk]]) 04:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== I can't FUCKING save the edit ==

I keep trying to edit ki pages but it just won't fucking save. [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 04:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:What why? [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 04:57, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Nevermind it was the captcha that was raping me due to external links [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 05:00, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Same, im getting raped by the captcha whilst trying to make a draft [[User:Nigger|Nigger]] ([[User talk:Nigger|talk]]) 05:02, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::The reply captcha? Shit that was an issue on SNCApedia aswell, seems like i have to fix that manually later.
::You can simply just edit discussion pages like regular pages by clicking "edit source" at the top. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 05:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::I brapped while reading this [[User:GUN|GUN]] ([[User talk:GUN|talk]]) 05:37, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== yo ==

Can I make a new mainpage in my sandbox? I was working on one for SNCApedia before the shurdown. Slso can you make the theme vector legacy. --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 10:06, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:{{q|>Can I make a new mainpage in my sandbox? I was working on one for SNCApedia before the shurdown.}}
:Sure, but i dont intend on switching to it unless its exceptionally gemmy.
:{{q|>Slso can you make the theme vector legacy.}}
:Nope. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 10:21, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::your making my clitty leak
::why not? [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 10:32, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::this theme is goodest. o iglo. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 10:41, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::I know you probably don't like me but trust me changing the theme to this will make us look more official and separate us from the other soyshart wikis --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 11:03, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::Eh, i simply like this theme the most because its the one i'm used to.
:::::{{q|>and separate us from the other soyshart wikis}}
:::::I don't really care about distancing myself that much though. 80% of the current users here are SNCApedians, it would just be inconvenient for them. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 11:05, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::Nigga just give me autoconfirmed already --[[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 18:44, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::No [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 18:47, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::::::::then approve my edits faggot 🤣 [[User:Coalfarmer|Coalfarmer]] ([[User talk:Coalfarmer|talk]]) 18:47, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::::::::You're like one of the least trustworthy people here. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:55, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Can I be an approver or do I need to do an application to be an approver? I want to be an approver here. --[[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 3:19, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:Tell me a bit of soysphere history about yourself, you can email me. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:i have sent you my history. my email name is pynoz (4/5 numbers) @gmail.com [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:31, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Can I please have administration privileges ==

[[File:SNCApedia_evidence.png|thumb|SNCApedia admin evidence]] This is the real Gemmy1488cob, bureaucat of SNCApedia, and I have modified my user page to prove the ownership of this account. I would like admin or mod privileges on SECApedia. Thank you. [[User:GooderSoy|GooderSoy]] ([[User talk:GooderSoy|talk]]) 15:59, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Alright
:If you can then email me with what exactly your intentions would be with this site. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 18:54, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Janny position ==

I sent you an email regarding me wanting to apply for a janny position, just letting you know here that I did, that's all. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 19:08, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:Yep i saw that
:You currently don't have any contributions so as a minimum just make a few good ones and i can give you automoderation + approver. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:11, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Sounds good, I'll start making conlang pages and basically carry over all the ones from the shitty and do my best to make a page for our currently worked-on conlang for Swinnish. [[User:ImpishSwede|ImpishSwede]] ([[User talk:ImpishSwede|talk]]) 19:14, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::Nice. Good luck [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:18, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist

2026-06-26T20:25:56Z

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== rejected edit ==

That bunker site has had cp on it even around a month ago. Don't ask me how i know. 
Nobody really uses it after the site came back anyway. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:16, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:what edit may i ask? [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:17, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::The kuzzy endchan bunker. Because it has no MPA you can upload jassy-tier shit there and it wont get deleted until half a day later because the staff team is a dnb. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:18, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::yeah then you're right. the bunker had p' because endchan jannies themselves were lazy. [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:21, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:ok, i tried to uncensor it because it was fine the times ive visited it [[User:Blacktradcathmarxist|Blacktradcathmarxist]] ([[User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist|talk]]) 20:20, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::Its "fine" most of the time but i'd rather not risk it, like i said the site is now up so theres no real reason to visit that place anyway. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 20:24, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:::true. [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 20:25, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

Reporty

2026-06-26T20:25:33Z

Crickling:

{{Tw|{{GoodDNBShutdownSite}}{{pedo}}|{{chinny}}{{twitter}}{{discord}}{{wip}}}}{{Hostile|content=containing illegal content.}}{{HostileDead}}
{{Antimatter}}
{{Infobox Imageboard Site|date_founded=Late 2024|major_boards=/b/- random
/a/- anime
/z/- invasion|total_posts=?|homepage=|date_defunct=Feb 2025|owner=Nuclear

Unknown (From Jan - Feb 2025)|imageboard_logo=[[File:Homepagereporty.png]]}}
'''(The) Reporty''' was a imageboard running on jschan, created for the "reportGOD gc"; a failtroll group that started by doxxing leftists as early as 2023, eventually going on to dox [[sharty:Amarna_Forum|BAPsphere]] "oldtroons" or any twitter account they disliked<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bronze-age-pervert-bap-costin-vlad-alamariu-associates-bapists-bapsphere-frogtwitter-greek-statue-twitter-the-talmudic-network.190081/post-21376625</ref>. The website was founded by Nuclear (Powerword: '''James G Chew''', a welsh "man" known for being a midget and troon chaser who plotted to bomb a synagogue, now drug addict), and some other literal whos. The site was largely orientated around tranime, pepe, and trolling rwx lolcows such as lucas gage, [[Literal who|hennessy, preston, rpdoomer, slash]] [[Literal who|and more]]. The site would compete with the [[Chinny]] due to the userbase overlapping with skibidifarms, most notably with [[sandaryan]]. Another fact about this site is they would ban you for posting soyjaks or "disrespecting anime".

== Connection with skibidifarms ==
Nuclear was known for getting into drama with [[Wickerkid|wickerkid/Bruce]] who would be partially doxxed by rggc, although tried to deny any claims with COM related groups, also knew Raidz and was a member of the same ironic pedophile discord servers. Nuclear also had a hateboner for skibidifarms

Nitrogen, a russian living in the UK and rggc member who was friends with raidz (who even leaked the whereabouts on Nitrogen, he is in the physic ward GEEEG) was also in contact with Samantha Rupnow, [[Solomon Henderson]], and Arda Küçükyetim before their attacks who was also put in rehab for child pornography.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/skibidi-farms-nolimitspedia-gnarpedia-totencord-hutucord-spawnism-goyswats-kastle-ucs-kiliverse-dwinny-thugchan-zukencord.203794/post-20984599</ref>
== Related gallery ==
<gallery>
File:Cosworkfails.png|The guy who posted this is a mizhari rggc member who got doxxed by skibidifarms btw
</gallery>{{Reflist}}

User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist

2026-06-26T20:21:48Z

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User talk:Blacktradcathmarxist

2026-06-26T20:17:44Z

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Splinter Highway

2026-06-26T20:00:23Z

Crickling:

{{Outdated}}A splinter is a smaller part of a community that diverged from the main community, usually as a result of said community becoming unfavorable for said smaller parts. In the context of the Soysphere, this refers to communities that are not part of the official Soyjak sites ([[soyjak.party]], [[SoyBooru]], [[Soyjak Wiki]], [[gyatt.party]]). These splinters are to dedicate the boards to a specific topic (e.g. soyzellig.party, fpe.party), and/or in dissendence against an administartion (e.g. jakparty.soy, the Swinny).

This page is an attempt to log all [[soyjak.party]] splinters, functional and non-functional. As always, abide by the [[SECApedia:Rules|Rules]] and don't link [[Jassy|websites considered hostile by the SECApedia administration]]. Users are free to shill their own dead nigger baby of a site below <s>if their website doesn't exactly warrant an article</s> all splinters deserve an article. Dates are stored in DD/MM/YYYY format. 

Green - Active, non-hostile 
Yellow - Active. Whether Quote considers the site hostile or not is not clear or disputed. You may need to use caution and not namefag if you use this site. 
Orange - Active, was considered hostile by Quote and would get you banned from XIS sites if you are identified as a member of this community. Try to avoid namefagging if you are involved in this splinter. Default splinter rating. 
Red - Active, considered semi-hostile by SECApedia, links are banned but participation is restricted and may get you banned from SECApedia if you exhibit any behaviour deemed suspicious. Also used for any banned links especially when the site has a problem with banned content. 
Magenta - Active, hostile splinter. Will get you banned from SECApedia if you are identified as a member of this community or if you mention the URL of the site. 
Light Grey - Shutdown. 
Gray - Shutdown, considered hostile by Quote. 
Dark Grey - Shutdown, considered hostile by SECApedia. In most cases you will most likely get banned if you mention the URL site, due to containing prohibited content.

== Direct soyjak.party Splinters ==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+
!Name
!Main Domain
!Comment
!Period of operation/Online?
!Total number of posts
!Design/Hosting
|-style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[Gigacha.de|Chaddy]]
|https://gigacha.de/
|splintered from gigachads.fit for being incompetent, has its own booru and wiki. hostile because users shilled on the sharty. Controversial due to bringing useless nigger war drama from the Gitty.
|20/11/2025 – ongoing
|42860 (as of 12/04/2026)
|Jschan
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[intculture.party|Inty]]
|https://intculture.party/
|Created as a result of the [[sharty:Brownocaust|Brownocaust]]. Cloudflare protected, has an MPA system, a wiki [only jannies can edit it], and a booru.
|15/03/2026 - ongoing
|10833 (as of 04/05/2026)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[Thatsnuts.online|Nutty]]
|https://thatsnuts.online
|Recently replaced their vichan fork with the [[Vooey]]'s [[jschan]] fork, and is now unlocked.
|??/08/2024 – ongoing
|3516 (as of 03/02/2026)
|Vooey jschan, e.x. vichan
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[Fpe.party|Paperty/fpe.party]]
|https://oreos.party/
|Has its own booru
|11/14/2025 – ongoing
|1344 (as of 03/02/2026)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[Sidson.city|Sidcity/Sidty]]
|https://sidson.city
|Where sidson, has a wiki and booru
|19/02/2022 – ongoing
|19,083 (as of 03/02/2026)
|Vinluv's fork of Vichan which is moderately modified
|-style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[Swedishwin.com|Swinny]]
|https://swedishwin.com/
|has a dead wiki that doesn't even function; a banned nusoi's first splinter stop.{{CitationNeeded|it just is, okay?}}
|22/02/2024 – ongoing
|126,383 (as of 12/04/2026)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[soyzellig.party|Zarty]]
|https://soyzellig.party/
|Has its own wiki and booru
|27/09/2023 – ongoing
|214,518 (as of 26/04/2026)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[The SoyBlog|SoyBlog]]
|https://soyblog.forumotion.com/
|owned by [[coalfarmer|coalfarmer,]] has schlog oldfags. Shut down due to 'cordniggers reporting it.
|06/02/2026 – Undecided
| 5000~
|heavily modified ModernBB template with forumotion hosting service
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[slopjak.party|The Sloppy]]
|https://slopjak.site
|has an MPA system, has a wiki
|28/01/2026 – ongoing
|4029 (as of 16/05/2026)
|Vichan
|- style="background:yellow;"
|[[Kekw.party]]
|https://kekw.party
|Portuguese splinter
|??/??/???? - ongoing
|1600+~ (as of 16/2/2026)
|rchan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[soy2jak.party|Tuey/soy2jak.party]]
|https://soy2jak.party
|technical successor of shut down DNB sharty board /soy2/
|20/3/2026-27/5/2026 (approximate)
|1000+
|Forked TinyIB
|-- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[NationalSoziali.st|NSchan/The Natsy]]
|https://nationalsoziali.st
|Linked in a dead telegram channel.
Reimagining of the Nazi Network
|28/01/2026 – ongoing
|1000+ (as of 11/03/2026)
|modified fork of Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Gemparty.soy|Garty]]
|https://gemparty.soy
|has its own wiki
|20/02/2026 – ongoing
|318 (as of 03/02/2026)
|Vichan
|- style="background:yellow;"

|[[someboard.xo.je|Someboard]]
|https://someboard.gemparty.soy
|Active during relaunch, has a few PPD/PPH.
|10/2/2026 – 11/04/2026 
03/05/2026 – ongoing
|529 (as of 05/03/2026)
|vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[soyjak.club|Shrub]]
|https://soyjak.club
|Colorjak haven
|05/02/2026 – ???
|120 (as of 12/03/2026)
|tinyib
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Nusoicaca.party|Nusoicaca.party/Nuarty]]
|https://nusoicaca.party
|Splinter for nusoicacas, obviously. Cloudflare protected. Currently down.
|29/03/2026 - ???
|29 (as of 30/03/2026)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[shirtjak.party]]
|https://shirtjak.gt.tc
|Shilled on the [[Swinny]], a [[soyjak.party]] splinter dedicated to Shirtjaks, the site's version of [[soyjaks]]. This is also the first splinter on InfinityFree that has [[MPA]] also. Don't be surprised if it gets taken down sometime. The site's boards combined has about 100 PPD. Boards: /s/ - Shirtjak, /b/ - Random, /q/ - Meta. Shut down by Bobistan for anti-semitism (this was expected to happen). {{Award|Used InfinityFree award}}
|25/05/2026 – ongoing
|~100 (as of 25/05/2026)
|vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Soygems.party|Nu-nu-shemmy]]
|https://soygems.party
|[[Coswork16]]'s latest revival of the shemmy
|07/05/2026 – ???
|412 (as of 08/05/2026)
|Fooey's jschan fork
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Ninny|NINNYpedia]]
| https://ninnypedia.win
|
|24/4/2026 - XX/05/2026
|29 Total pages (as of 26/4/2026)
|MediaWiki
|- style="background:magenta;"
|[[chud.win]]
| Chud.win
|Questionable splinter due to irony poisoning/failtroll (i.e. pedophilia, zoosadism, satanism) jokes occasionally occurring
|05/09/2024 to 24/11/2024 (originally) 25/08/2025 (re-open) – ongoing
|429,428 (as of 03/02/2026, unknown why it's different from it's reskin)
|Kikemin's fork of vichan which is heavily modified
|-style="background:magenta;"
|[[Jassy]]
| -
|niggerhell, has a booru THEY ALLOW LOLI 'P DO NOT USE OR PARTICIPATE
|10/10/2024 – hopefully will shut down soon
|38,603 (as of 03/02/2026)
|jschan
|-style="background:grey;"
| Narty
| -
|Originally an imageboard which had freeze peach created by literal who teleniggers Jakker420 and oalgo. and an admin posted cat gore on the site. Later turned into a forum, the 'narm before shutting down and becoming an imageboard again.
|27/01/2026 – Currently
|458 (as of 03/02/2026)
|Formerly Vichan and XenForo, now Anthrochan.
|- style="background:magenta;"
|[[Zelty]]
| -
|'cord redirect. Pedophilic 'cord cabal, known for shilling and failraiding on the [[Zarty]].
|No
|136
|vichan? (from what I could remember)
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|Bobistan
| -
|Owner might have connections to the IDF? however, i call it a LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRP because there is no way the owner is an actual jew. Took down [[Someboard.xo.je|Someboard]] and [[GCH|gch2.rf.gd]] by spamming DNB, the n-word and offensive media that is against [[InfinityFree]]'s TOS, and reporting it to [[InfinityFree]]. Owner was '''accused''' of posting on a failtroll site called the Fritty (that is also owned by [[User:Jakker420|Jakker420]]) so do not link the website. It was also exposed by the [[Swinny]] that the site had a related soycord (note that the evidence was checked by SNCApedia mods but isn't shown here to avoid promoting the site's name and failtroll sites). SHALALA OWNER IS AN EVIL LESOTHO NIGGER *insert more shitflinging*.
|0X/02/2026 – ???
|857 (as of 19/04/2026)
|jschan, Siricha, Zarty's Forum Program and now some vibecoded news shit
|- style="background:magenta;"
|Fritty
| -
|Complete dead nigger shithole administrated by the same faggots as the Naty, including a literal who called Cecemin and also has connections to [[Discord|der 'cord]]<ref>https://i.ibb.co/n87bpSHr/fritty-cord-proof.png</ref>. It briefly went down for a day. Main board is /f/, and also has a DNB and [[Kuzzy]] board meaning that if you are gonna visit it, disable your images<ref>https://i.ibb.co/1twC2BgB/fritty-dnbcuck-proof.png </ref>! Had also failraided the [[NuFrogPond]] before getting cucked by the MPA system and BTFO'd by jannies. Is now a [[Kuzzy]] revival site, since jACK-nikker420 had apparently "abandoned" the site a while ago.
|1X/04/2026 - ongoing
|20?
|Vichan
|- style="background:magenta;"
|Jwinny
| -
|Yet another complete DNB splinter by the same admins as the Fritty. Currently locked behind a login page. The only rules were no illegal content and no spam.
|XX/04/2026 - ???
| N/A
|Lynxchan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Larty]]
| -
|Shilled on der 'tok. Related to the 'cord. Imageboard allegedly raided and now it is a wiki. Further details unknown. Now shut down.
|XX/XX/2026 - ???
|
| unknown
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Jakparty.soy|Jarty]]
|https://jakparty.soy/index.html
|you know it, i know it
|18/07/2022 to 20/09/2024
|219,634 (as of 20/09/2024)
|Jschan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Shemmy.lol|Nu-Shemmy]]
|https://shemmy.lol/
|flags and shieet, now a Reddit redirect.
|06/01/2026 – ???
|396,776 (as of 03/02/2026, counts posts from old shemmy(s) to an unknown extent)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[The Cricky]]
| -
|dead nigger baby ever since site migration and [[coalfarmer]] leaving, owned by [[Crickoot]]. Link redacted. Was owned by Coswork.
|01/10/2024 – ???
|>6 (as of 15/02/2026)
|Formerly Proboards, then phpBB.
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[RoachBooru]]
|https://roachbooru.com
|Samefagged, forced anonymity, slow media approval system. Probably shut down due to the servers being down.
|Yes
|239
|unknown
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[soyjak.io]]
| https://soyjak.io
|new record for deadest splinter award, its conception is unknown,
domain squatting an old site, de-facto dead.
|28/09/2025 – ongoing
|10 or 24 (as of 03/02/2026)
|Xenforo
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Sharty:Angeleno|bunker.soyjak.wiki]]
|https://bunker.soyjak.wiki
|soypocalypse
|No
|25,093 (as of 01/09/2023)
|unknown
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[4chan.party]]
|https://4chan.party
| Now a 4chon redirect
|25/08/2025 – broken and doesn't open since an undated point
|13,093 (as of 14/09/2025)
|openyotsuba(?)
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[The Sneedy]]
|https://sneed.95.fyi/
|Uses Sriracha which is interesting or whatever. Owner shut down the site.
|19/12/2025 – 01/04/2026
|4057 (as of 03/02/2026)
|Sriracha
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Norwegian.win|Nwinny/OG Ninny]]
|https://norwegian.win/
|<s>nobody knows when or how this site is still alive</s>. dead
| - 20/02/2026
|134+ (undated)
|Vichan
|-style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Mayaplier.win|Minny]]
|https://mayaplier.win
|Maya neutralplier splinter, also known as Minny. Now shows an image of the 'slot hidden behind a warning, after the owner was exposed to be a kuzzyshit.
|22/09/2025 to 29/10/2025
|1798 (as of 28/10/2025)
|Vichan
|-style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Panchan.org]]
|https://panchan.org/
|Rye's splinter
|No
|753 (as of 17/11/2024)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Shiny]]
| -
|soypocalypse/chinny redirect
|No
|12,823 (as of 13/01/2024)
|unknown
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Rochan]]
|https://rochan.channel
|
|No
|2684 (as of 23/08/2025)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Sharty:Sharty.party|Sharty.party]]
|https://sharty.party
|soypocalypse
|No
|6264 (as of 23/08/2023)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[The Ninny]]
| https://ninny.win
|Favoured by Quote, as he refused to bot it, and defended the owner,
|No
|4144 (as of 27/01/2025)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Sharty:Agugu|aguguland.online]]
|https://aguguland.online
|
|No
|2145 (as of 14/12/2024)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Blepe.website|Blepe Website]]
|https://blepe.website
|[[Frogvil War]]
|24/08/24 - 27/08/24
|2119
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Neutralplier.party|Narty]]
|https://neutralplier.party
|what if Hitler had a bbc?
|No
|around 1000
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Sharty:Soyjak.pythonanywhere.com|Python]]
|https://Soyjak.pythonanywhere.com
|soypocalypse bunker
|No
|515 (as of 16/08/2023)
|unknown
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Shrekchan.life]]
|https://shrekchan.life
|consisted of SWA immigrants
|No
|502 (as of 26/11/2026)
|vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Boogu.life|Boogu]]
| [https://Boogu.life boogu.life]
|
|Yes
|465
|jschan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Minions.gt.tc|Minty]]
|https://minions.gt.tc
|NEVER GOON
|No
|46 (as of 8/2/2026)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Dnb.party]]
| -
|Ironically, this splinter was a dnb. Link redacted due to child gore
|09/02/2026 - 10/02/2026 (originally) 07/03/2026 (re-open) – ongoing
|13
|jschan (originally vichan and tinyib)
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Thecalm.party]]
|https://thecalm.party
|
|No
|7 (as of 04/09/2024)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Blogjak.ct.ws|Bloggyjak]]
|https://bloggyjak.ct.ws
|dnb
|No
|2
|SMFblogspot
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[Mameson.party]]
|https://mameson.party
|mameson site
|01/04/2024 – was still up no earlier than 03/04/2025
|0
|unknown
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[cado.party]]
|https://cado.party
|
|No
|Unknown
|unknown
|-style="background:darkgrey;"
|[[Shemmy]]
| -
|too many revivals. Briefly redirectly to a loli booru during its shutdown. Now a Chinny redirect.
|No
|643,133 (as of 29/01/2025)
|Vichan
|- style="background:darkgrey;"
|[[Churro.club|Churro]]
|[https://Churro.club https://churro.club]
|DNB. Owner Woot is allegedly dead.
|29/06/2024 to ~late 2025
|71,828 (as of 18/09/2025)
|Vichan
|- style="background:darkgrey;"
|[[The Kuzzy]]
| https://thekuzzy.win
| Used to be a Chinny redirect before the domain expired.
|04/04/2025 to 02/09/2025
|36,768 (as of 02/09/2025)
|Vichan
|- style="background:darkgrey;"
|[[Gigachads.fit|The Gitty]]
|http://gigachads.fit
|<s>essentially a swinny puppet, shares a booru with the chaddy.</s> took until april 2026 for the telegram to shut down.
|16/06/2025 – 16/02/2026
|7527 (as of 03/02/2026)
|Jschan
|- style="background:grey;"
|[[Dwinny]]
| -
|'cordpedo splinter
|15/01/2025 to 24/02/2025
|1655 (as of 24/01/2025)
|unknown
|- style="background:grey;"
|[[Noy]]
| -
|datamining splinter, many redirects, currently to suspicious video
|No
|1477 (as of 26/11/2024)
|Jschan
|}

== Indirect soyjak.party splinters ==
This section is dedicated to websites that are not full splinters or have a high population of soyjak.party users.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Name
!Main Domain
!Comment
!Period of operation/Online?
!Total number of posts
!Design/Hosting
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[Soyjak.forum|Shroom]]
|https://soyjak.forum
|technical successor of the [[Schlog]]
|20/04/2025 - ongoing
|427,967 (as of 08/02/2026)
|Xenforo
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[Chuds.life]]
|https://chuds.life
|essentially a softcore fashfront, soyteen minority on the site.
|08/06/2023 – ongoing
|72,896 (as of 03/02/2026)
|Xenforo
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[SWAbooru]]
|https://swaggerswithattitude.com/
|oldfag larp booru, has a soyteen minority on the website.
|29/01/2025 – ongoing
|6475 (as of 20/03/2026)
|Danbooru
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[NuFrogPond]]
| https://qa2triots.win
|
|8/4/2026 – ongoing
|616 (as of 23/4/2026)
|Vichan
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[Ocgemerald.club]]
| https://ocgemerald.club
| [[Zoot]]'s forum/imageboard dedicated to creation of OC
|06/05/2026 – ongoing
|105 (as of 09/05/2026)
|Soruum
|- style="background:red;"
|[[Endchan|Endchanny]]
| -
|dead bunker still up as a time capsule
|Ehh
|Unknown
|LynxChan on [[REDACTED]] and Double Plus on magrathea.[[REDACTED]]
|- style="background:red;"
|[[Endchan|Endchan Soot/Jarty bunker?]]
| -
|
|Ehh
|Unknown
|LynxChan on [[REDACTED]] and Double Plus on magrathea.[[REDACTED]]
|- style="background:red;"
|[[Endchan|Endchan Shemmy bunker]]
| -
|
|Ehh
|Unknown
|LynxChan on [[REDACTED]] and Double Plus on magrathea.[[REDACTED]]
|- style="background:red;"
|[[Endchan|Endchan Kuzzy bunker]]
| -
|
|Ehh
|Unknown
|LynxChan on [[REDACTED]] and Double Plus on magrathea.[[REDACTED]]
|- style="background:magenta;"
|[[QDL]]
| -
|[[Endchan]] board made by a brazilian cordnigger. Dead nigger baby no one uses.
|25/04/2026 - ongoing
|60
|LynxChan on [[REDACTED]] and Double Plus on magrathea.[[REDACTED]]
|- style="background:red;"
|[[Fooey]]
| -
|/bp/ splinter, soyteen minority, mostly consists of twitter and /trash/ users, questionable due to its lack of moderation on concerns such as pedophilia.
|12/12/2024 – ongoing
|110393 (as of 22/2/2026)
|JSchan
|- style="background:lightgrey;"
|[[GCH]]
|https://gch.rf.gd Backup domains:
https://gch2.rf.gd
https://gch3.rf.gd
|made so the owner could get better at coding, does not wish to identify as a splinter, new domains now used as backups for the actual, original domain (which the owner got back).
|29/1/2026 – 18/04/2026
|149 (as of 29/1/2026)
|TinyIB
|}

== Splinters of Splinters ==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Name
!Main Domain
!Comment
!Period of operation/Online?
!Total number of posts
!Design/Hosting
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[averi.foo]]
|https://averi.foo
|splintered from the fooey for being too suggestive, <s>used to have a wiki</s> now at nophonopedia, site does not identify as a sharty splinter according to the owner.
|12/03/2025 – ongoing
|115,780 (as of 03/02/2026)
|JSchan
|}

== Soysphere Related sites ==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+
!Name
!Main Domain
!Comment
!Period of operation/Online?
!Total number of posts
!Design/Hosting
|- style="background:yellow;"
|[[The Shation]]
|https://www.nationstates.net/region=shation
|nationstates’s version of Sharty
|Yes
|450~ (18 pages of posts, each page holds 25 messages)
|Unknown
|- style="background:lightgreen;"
|[[Soyrusalem]]
|play.earthpol.com (server IP)
|colony on the minecraft server earthpol,
|7/6/2025 - 8/1/2025 (1st iteration) 19/12/2026 – ongoing (current iteration)
|76 (member count as of 03/24/2026)
|Minecraft server with Towny
|}

User talk:Crickling

2026-06-26T19:41:19Z

Crickling: /* Automoderated */ Reply

== Automoderated ==

You've been given automoderation for your good edits. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:39, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:there will be more good edits and a bit details [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 19:41, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

Talk:SECA.talkpage

2026-06-26T19:34:25Z

Crickling: /* gigacha.de portal */ Reply

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== Welcome to the Secky [[File:Sticky.gif]]==

Discuss anything here o algo. We recommend checking out the [[SECA.talkpage/Documentation|documentation]]. 
For wiki-related discussion (templates, pages, etc), please use [[Talk:SECA.talkpage/Wiki|>>>/wiki/]] [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:11, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:<s>It is possible that the Secky may be deprecated in favor of an actual imageboard hosted at https://secky.secapedia.org, but this is to be discussed.</s> [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 22:25, 21 June 2026 (UTC)
::Nevermind FUCK that. it would take way to much resources to maintain that and secure it from botting and so on. This will be good enough. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:07, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== test ==
[[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:07, 25 June 2026 (UTC)
:ok the styling works as you can tell it isnt exactly faithful for Yotsuba-B, but thats intentional. If peephull dont like it then i guess i can change it. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 13:07, 25 June 2026 (UTC)

== oh my science!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ==

THIS IS JUST LIKE MUH HEKKIN FRUTIGO ARIYO! [[User:Djerv|Djerv]] ([[User talk:Djerv|talk]]) 02:24, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:I'm hoping you're not going to force thomas the train here [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 02:29, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::im not the only thomas poster doe [[User:Djerv|Djerv]] ([[User talk:Djerv|talk]]) 02:32, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
:I slapped this reskin together within like half an hour, i havent even bothered to make new banners yet. 
:It should work fine though. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:41, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== poop 2 ==

[[File:Old main page.PNG]]
For some reason they put an old id link in the references section of our page on SNCApedia 
I'm not bothering to log in to my old account so if someone is feeling bored then they can update that. thank you saars in advance. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 02:48, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== gigacha.de portal ==

Shouldn't the Chaddy have a dedicated portal? [[User:WABAGjanitor|WABAGjanitor]] ([[User talk:WABAGjanitor|talk]]) 04:02, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:I'm planning to rework portals soon, check /wiki/ [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 05:25, 26 June 2026 (UTC)
::there will be one soon, idk how doe since the people behind the portals made it difficult to do shit [[User:Crickling|Crickling]] ([[User talk:Crickling|talk]]) 19:34, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== Hello ==

First of all I want to reclaim my powers.

Second of all, I just wanna ask, what did censorship besides the chinny did fagmin do?

Even then that was Gold who did it, because unfortunaly he had to subjugate to quote in order to post on his sites which btw is funny to me because i think this chinny problem was indirectly caused by him GEG.

Either way thanks in advance. [[User:Yaquer200|Yaquer200]] ([[User talk:Yaquer200|talk]]) 16:32, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

:{{q|>First of all I want to reclaim my powers.}}
:Alright, you can send me an email with some detail on why you'd like to be admin here aswell.
:{{q|>Second of all, I just wanna ask, what did censorship besides the chinny did fagmin do? >Even then that was Gold who did it, because unfortunaly he had to subjugate to quote in order to post on his sites which btw is funny to me because i think this chinny problem was indirectly caused by him GEG.}}
:You partially answered your own question there but i just dont like that duo. One of them is a literal soyjak wiki janitor and the other has a history of unnecessarily sucking up to Quote. Its pathetic at times because you can obviously tell he's forcing it meanwhile Quote doesnt really care that much. [[User:Soyoyuki|Soyoyuki]] ([[User talk:Soyoyuki|talk]]) 19:33, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

== fix CAPTCHA ==

whenever I add a link I'm blocked from saving the page and not even a CAPTCHA appears. please fix this [[User:GooderSoy|GooderSoy]] ([[User talk:GooderSoy|talk]]) 17:28, 26 June 2026 (UTC)

Slopjak.party

2026-06-26T19:28:41Z

Crickling:

{{Infobox Imageboard Site|date_founded=January 28th, 2026|major_boards=/slop/, /soy/|total_posts=4000+|homepage=https://slopjak.site
https://slopjak.ct.ws (redirect)|imageboard_name=slopjak.party|creator=Sloot
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|-|Logo=[[File:Slopjak.party logo.png|200px]]
|-|Icon=[[File:Slopjak_party_logo.png|200px]]
|-|Homepage=[[File:Sloppy_homepage.png|200px]]
</tabber>
|owner=Sloot|notable_events=}}[[File:Slopjaks must be in every thread.png|thumb|The original ad on soyjak.party's /soy/ board.]]
[[File:Slopjak wiki screenshot 2.png|thumb|The Sloppy's wiki.<ref>https://archive.ph/u9Rw6/image</ref>]]
[[File:Slopjak party Threddit raid.PNG|thumb|Front page of Threddit after being raided by the Sloppy.]]
{{Lowercase title}}

'''slopjak.party''', also known as '''The Sloppy''' or by its domain '''slopjak.site''', and formerly '''slopjak.ct.ws''', or the '''[[sharty:Coinslot|Slotty]]'''{{CitationNeeded|not even no phobo says this}},is an imageboard website running on vichan primarily dedicated to the creation and posting of [[sharty:Slopjak|Slopjaks.]] It can be considered a slopjak-themed splinter/spinoff of [[soyjak.party]].

The splinter was first shilled on soyjak.party itself{{Note|It was deleted by jannies after.}}, and then on the [[Sneedy]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0131-1159-05/https://sneed.95.fyi:443/b/res/3860.html https://archive.ph/wip/Upahm</ref>. The splinter was supposed to be an alternative to soyjak.party, because of the new rule changes made by its admin, [[Quote]].

The site is obviously about slopjaks, which are distorted, brown soyjaks with an over the top amount of random shit on them.

The site is owned by an individual named [[Sloot]]. He said he created it on the 28th because he thought Quote was actually going to shut down soyjak.party.

The actual slopjak.party domain, which is unrelated to this site, was created on 2024-06-10 and will expire on 2026-06-10, and shows a Namecheap WHOIS verification error for most (if not all) of its existence.

== History ==

=== .ct.ws era ===
The site was created on January 28th, 2026, but was only first advertised on January 29th. At first the website's domain was slopjak.ct.ws and it was hosted on [[InfinityFree]]. OldGOD slopteens made some OC and someone tried to force [[Sharty:Oldfag|the ancient cockmongler meme]], making it the first exhibit of sloppy culture. It's userbase kept getting buckbroken by the throttle filter. Most of its userbase came either from a 4/pol/ thread where the sloppy was advertised or from a couple of mentions in other splinters.

A wiki opened at [https://slopwiki.ct.ws slopwiki.ct.ws] on the same day. About 9 users signed up.

==== The Slopocalypse ====
On February 1st (or January 31st if you are an amerimutt), after some frognigger (who may or may not be Quote) spammed actual 'p, the splinter got DDOSed, possibly by Quote, and subsequently was shut down.

The Sneedy became a bunker for the Sloppy, and Sloot has said he had plans to bring the site back up under a different domain with his own VPS. The Wiki also was closed in this time due to the MediaWiki extension also exceeding limits.

On February 2nd, it came back up as a temporary textboard. The Sloppy Wiki also came back up on the same day.

On February 7, 2026, Sloot managed to buy a VPS, implement a MPA system, and transfer his vichan folder to the newer domain. {{Gemtext|VVE WQN, AND THE SLOPPY IS BACK.}}

=== .site era ===
After this, Sloot hires more janitors, some slopduels happen and some more people join.

February 22, 2026: An unironic foodist nicknamed the ESL Shemmy Pedo starts defending DNB in a /slop/ thread and gets the 666 GET before getting banned immediately for using a pedophilic dogwhistle. He starts ban evading and he gets 'jakked a few minutes later.

February 27, 2026: The 2nd janitor turns out to be a 'gram failtroll, and he gets demoted.

February 28, 2026: The site turns a month old.

March 8, 2026: /slop/ surpasses /soy/ in post count, making it the main board of the site.

March 18, 2026: The sloppy goes temporarily down.

March 20, 2026: The sloppy comes back online.

April 16, 2026: [[Someboard.xo.je|Someboard]] is taken down by an imageboard named {{Koshertext|((([[Bobistan]])))}}, this leads to someboard immigrants coming to the Sloppy and reviving it a bit. A new site theme is added for /slop/ that makes the site look like a slopjak.

April 18, 2026: The Sloppy raids a Reddit clone named Threddit and sucessfully manages to flood the front page with site shills. This was the first ever raid conducted by the Sloppy. <ref><nowiki>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/S0XbP</nowiki></ref> <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0419-1349-30/https://threddit.pro:443/</ref>

=== The End ===
On June 25, the site would get shut down for the reason being "dead nigger baby site" (which is true), and being that he didn't want to pay for a dnb site. He had offered the chance for sloppycucks/sloppyteens to get the domain itself, and to host it.

== Boards ==

=== /slop/ - Slopjaks ===
:This board is for slopjaks. Any thread OP on this board that doesn't include a slopjak or something similar to one is deleted.

=== /soy/- Random ===
:This board has no specific topic and NAS (not a slop) is allowed.

=== [[Sharty:HTSM|/htsm/ - The Coal Mines]] ===
/soy/ but they allow {{Brimtext|porn and gore}}

This board is only listed on the topbar and not on the front page so it can be considered a hidden board.
The board is experimental and may be removed.

== Hidden boards ==

=== /tb/- Testing Board ===
:This board was created by Sloot for testing new features and it has the sloppy wiki's image request thread.

== Former boards ==

=== /b/- Random ===
This board was for testing if MPA works on the nusloppy, {{Gemtext|and it does!}}
Eventually it was deleted because /soy/ is already a random board.

== Slopjaks that originate from slopjak.party ==
<gallery>
File:1771558803065.png|Soyblog slopjak, <s>allegedly</s> extremely likely made by [[dobkun]] due to the "obsessed with dobkun" award
File:1771740132126-1.png
File:1771786002062-0.png|made to make fun of the [[Shemmy|shemmyposter]]
File:1771786002062-2.png|also made to make fun of the [[Shemmy|shemmyposter]]
File:1771788738810.png|also also made to make fun of the [[Shemmy|shemmyposter]]
</gallery>

== Soyjaks that originate from slopjak.party ==
<gallery>
File:1771740459399.png|It's Based and Shemmypilled
File:1771728720147.png|variant:chump<ref name=":0">https://archive.ph/1bQgb</ref>
File:1771729127270.png|variant:chump htsm
File:1771805134835ethghfgh.png|sloop, the sloppy's version of nate
File:Sloop brown troonjak.png|Ditto.
File:Sloop HTSM remaster.png|Second HTSM version.
File:Sloop remastered doctos.png|DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
</gallery>

== GET's ==

=== /slop/ ===

* 200th GET - Allegedly, there was the 200th GET claimed by the Cockmongler variant forcer, but the jannies deleted it due to it not being a slopjak. If you have any archives or any pictures taken of the thread, please put it here.

=== /soy/ ===
* 1 - sloot explains the board

* 110 - htsm encouragement
* 200 - the throttle won<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0201-0710-56/https://slopjak.ct.ws:443/soy/res/200.html</ref>

* 900 - pepe wastes the GET

* 999 - sneaker's o tool recites the sloppy's homepage
* 1000 - oh my fauci!

* 1011 - post promoting [[The Shation/Shation's Anthem|shation]]

* 1050 - first post of chump<ref name=":0">https://archive.ph/1bQgb</ref>
* 1075 - post rejoicing how alive the site is
* 1099 - [[SoyBlog|soyblog.forum]] suggestiosn thread 2 made by [[coalfarmer]]
* 1110 - pepe asking if jelquing works

=== /htsm/ ===

* 1 - moderator announcing the board
* 10 - [[coalfarmer]] namefagging<ref>https://archive.ph/bcIT1</ref>
* 100 - shemmyposter stole it then immediately was banned

== Namtroons/Notable Posters ==

* Sloot - founder

* User1 - creator of the wiki
* Teapot - second user on the wiki added the mediawiki plugin
* PostThrottler - some nigger who stole the 200th GET on /soy/
* Coalfarmer - owner of the soyblog, also known as mr.obsessed
* AverageSoyjak - some nigger who larped as dobkun (or it really is dobkun, due to the similar ESL typing style) got banned
* Shemmyposter - some ban evading nigger who defends pedos (possibly [[oalgo]] or another telegram nigger/[[Naty|Natycuck]])

== See also ==

* [[hunkytwinks.club]]
* [[FNF Imageboard]]
{{Reflist}}{{Notelist}}
[[Category:SNCA Splinters]]
[[Category:Imageboards with Media Pending Approval]]
{{Soysphere footer|splinter=1}}

Thekuz.win

2026-06-26T18:18:10Z

Crickling: Removed redirect to Thekuzzy.win

TheKuz.Win was a blog site made by Lolwut, and Kuz himself in 2024. It is unclear when it was exactly created. The site serves as a statement on Kuz's opinion on Soyjak.party's admins, Doll and Froot. This page is meant to be a historical archive of all the pages on the site as all the archiving sites only capture the cloudflare page. In 2025, the domain would expire and Gold himself would buy it and redirect it to an anti-kuzist video. As of now, the domain has expired and is in plan of being served as a Booru.

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2026-06-26T15:24:10Z

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Free Cliff

2026-06-26T15:23:32Z

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{{Discord}}{{YouTube}}
[[File:Free Cliff.png|thumb|Free Cliff]]
Free Cliff is a griefing and cheating group mostly known in the Soysphere for their Discord raiding bot which commonly gets used during Discord raids on the sharty.

The people behind Free Cliff are Foenem, a person that faildoxxed the DNB.party hacker, Adolesoja, since he's in the Foenem server and also facedoxxed Ordzi, Snoop, who co owns DNB.party and stalked Ordzi, and Gutt, who is friends with Ordzi after their shitflinging during Tutsiverse.

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2026-06-26T15:19:46Z

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Thekuzzy.win

2026-06-26T07:27:14Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:thekuzzy.win}}
{{tw|{{Outdated}}{{Kuzzy|content=This page is literally THE KUZZY.}}{{JustGettingStarted}}|{{Chinny}}{{Shemmy}}{{Kuz}}}}{{PossiblyPedo}}{{Hostilesharty}}{{Gem}}
{{Infobox Imageboard Site
|imageboard_name = The Kuzzy
|imageboard_logo = [[File:Kuzzyshit.png|239px]]
|date_founded = April 4, 2025
|creator = Nukuz
|owner = Erik
|major_boards = /soy/, /kgs/, /kuzzy/
|total_posts = 101,750+ (first iteration)
20,000+ (reboot, mostly bots)
|homepage = https://thekuzzy.winhttps://board.10001mb.com/kuz/ (Former Bunker) ████████████ (Bunker) Has no MPA so {{Brimtext|CP is frequent}}
|date_defunct=September 2nd, 2025}}

'''The Kuzzy''', also known as the other Carty, is an online imageboard community originally dedicated to Yuri Kuznetsov, a retired imageboard aficionado and former admin of [[Soyjak.Party]]. Since then, the Kuzzy has expanded into a complex, storied, and unique subculture within the broader Soysphere.

It's userbase is generally understood to be comprised of old [[soyteens]] from the [[Shemmy]] who don't like the spam of [[troonslop]]/"lol random" humor that accompanies that site. There are also users (kuzists) who miss Kuz-era Sharty and have fallen down the KolymaNET rabbit hole so much that they fell in love with it. <s>(You)</s>

A beloved activity within "Kuzzyboil" culture is discussing the sexiness of Yuri Kuznetsov. Users create and share hentai of him, as well as posting pictures of Eduardo Folts, kuz's real-life counterpart. For kuzzycucks, kuz is a fertility goddess. His supple Russo-Turkic thighs and slutty demeanor are a topic of much adulation. The only other equivalent for this within soysphere cultures is pinejak, beloved by sharty soyteens. Snopes research center states "upwards of a third of the PPH of the Kuzzy is in some way, shape, or form, horny about Yuri Kuznetsov".<ref>https://snopes.com/the-kuzzy-win-statistics-digital-threat-analysis/</ref>

For note, Kuz knew about this site but didn't want to buy the site.<ref>https://kuz.kolyma.net/tmp/msg.html</ref>.

On September 2nd, 2025, the site shut down.<ref>https://t.me/s/kuztalk

https://archive.is/wd5Nf</ref> The domain redirected to the [[Chinny]] until a few weeks after the domain registration expired on April 3, 2026, then died in June 18th. But in June 24, the site would come back in it's same domain, A person called Nunukuz, aka Kuri Yuznetsov who would buy the domain immediately after the domain expired and also bought TheKuz.Win to serve as a booru.

== History ==

=== Pre-History ===
For April 1st of 2025, and ending sometime on the 4th, Froot and the Sharty staff team held an April fools event that turned the site into a kuz-era Kolyma LARP. There were people who enjoyed this, and this was the springboard from which The Kuzzy was born.

=== Nukuz Era ===
{{Quoting|thekuzzy.win, (or just "The kuzzy") is an imageboard dedicated to the creation, posting, and sharing of soyjaks. Detacate to recreating that magical 2023 experience or your money back|-Site's home page}}[[File:First_kuzzy.jpg|thumb|The first thread]]
Founded on 4th April 2025 as thekuzzy.win, this was several months after a shooter, specifically a foodist who got Soyjak.party to take the fall, posed with a picture of Kuz, and about two years after Kuz left the Soysphere as a whole. The user who made the site claimed to be Kuz himself - people knew this was false but humored him anyway, althoughkuzzyboils had to call him Nukuz to make a distinction between him and the actual Yuri Kuznetsov. Because the servers of the site were the same as those of a site owned by Scar, a soysphere namefag most known for trying to buy the Sharty in 2023, people also started calling the admin Scarter (scar + carter kuznets). From day one, Nukuz always claimed to have two developers on hand (either his cordbuddies or a larp). Nukuz would lock the entire site when he slept, implying there were no other staff, which means his "two developers" were likely a larp. ''Nukuz acted in conscious, painstaking emulation of Yuri Kuznetsov.''

The earliest snapshot on the Wayback Machine, from April 6, shows 6729 posts and 142 active users; in other words, the site was off to a '''massive start''' by imageboard standards. It had 6 boards:<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250406104424/https://thekuzzy.win/</ref>

* /incel/ - Internet Celebrities
* /nate/ - coals
* /pol/ - politics
* /q/ - meta
* /'''soy/ - Soyjak (main board)'''
* /wemb/[sic] - Videos and GIF

On the first day of the site's history, Nukuz set "kolyma expansion and regrowth goals": "copy the old kolyma themes for the site - done", "add the link redirect page", "Kolyma news recreation", "add the kaptca"[sic], "get yuri kuznetsov to take this domain and run it him self". Someone made a long reply to this post: "i had always felt like it would be cool as hell if someone actually made a splinter that was a revival of the kuz era in all of its aspects. I’m glad this is being realized at last. This especially comes in clutch since the main splinter, the shemmy, shut down recently but the userbase didn’t migrate anywhere so the leading splinter right now is the swinny. I feel this could overtake it in activity with how many kuzists turned out during the event and fill the vacuum the shemmy left, that is being a splinter that actually has a semblance of activity".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410095935/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/40.html</ref> In the same thread, Nukuz states he started making soyjaks around November 2022 and freely described the site as a "larp". He also banned soylita and underaged posters.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410095935/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/40.html</ref>

Something interesting about the early site is how it seemed so sloppy. Most board names were uncapitalized and so was the default poster name, "chud". It didn't take itself seriously.

On April 5, he made a Telegram account under the real kuz's handle, @kuztalk. <ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref> On April 6, Nukuz launched a site logo contest. On April 8, via Telegram, he announced "we do NOT phish or plan to (unlike other admins)".
[[File:Deadmexicanadult memoryhole.png|thumb|w h a t]]
On April 10, the infamous Dead Mexican Adult thread was made.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415225536/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/8617.html</ref> Some fucking guy got shot off his bike, presumably for cartel-related reasons. A kuzzycuck happened to be there, filmed a video, and uploaded it to the Kuzzy. Some users reacted in shock, but others found the absurd situation hilarious. The thread has become a thing you'd say you were there to prove how oldfag you are. It was immortalized in a gemmy video.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnlphBn1e-0</ref>

On the same day Nukuz announced the "Kolyma Net[sic] Resurrection Project", and that the domain kolyma.network would go up on Friday (April 11).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250410100143/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref> This generated some hype for the Kuzzy and people thought they were part of something big: "Very optimistic about this. Let's revive the 'twork.", "Its so fucking kuzzed we are so BACK". Shining some light on the plans for Nukolyma, Nukuz stated: "there will be various potions[sic] spiting[sic] the kolyma employs[sic] into various 'teams' based on the site they are working on". He also said that the Network will acquire physical servers and that it already has two devs (the aforementioned cordbuddies or larp).<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415175648/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/res/10125.html</ref>

11 April, site administration wants the userbase to make it some banner and ban images.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250415141315/https://thekuzzy.win/q/res/178.html#178</ref> On April 13, a thread to store Kuzzy-related images was made "until we get our own actual and proper booru".

TheKuzzyVideoArchive was created on the 14th<ref>https://archive.ph/bsxpS</ref>, but only ever uploaded two videos.

April 23, there were a total of 27070 posts on /soy/, a crazy number that can not be understated for a 19-day-old imageboard of the outer soysphere.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250423074900/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref> At this point in time the Kuzzy had a PPH into the hundreds. April 24, nukuz announced "Physical servers have been bought. Hosting will soon be available through kolyma.network"<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref> (nukolyma was gonna offer webhosting). 25 April he changed his email from kuzzywuzzy123@proton.me to yurikuznetsov@kolyma.network. 26 April the TF2 server, tf2.kuzzy.win, was announced.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf</ref> On April 30th, an incoming revival of the Kolyma News Network was announced, with people being offered $1 per article and their own business email. On the 4th of May, Nukuz announced "for those new to the site, we are the revival of the kolyma.network".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250515225200/https://thekuzzy.win/soy/</ref>
[[File:Kuzzyuser.png|thumb|'toss used to mock kuzzycucks]]
I personally remember the Nukuz era fondly. From, let's say, the 10th of April, I noticed PPH slowly dwindle. At its lowest, the PPH would go down to 3. The Kuzzy was still active, just not meteoric. Nukuz promised us that a wiki would be getting made for us, but that he couldn't share details because the guy who would run the wiki won't let him. He was shit-talking.

Nukuz actually created this Telegram on March 13, way before creating the Kuzzy. The handle @kuztalk once belonged to the real kuz, so it's obvious why he'd want it. His description read "im not real kuz".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240430040044/https://t.me/s/kuztalk</ref> However, some time between then and the day after he made the Kuzzy, he deleted the account and remade it for a fresh start.

The least enjoyable part of the Nukuz era was, undoubtedly, the DDoS spam that Quote (developer of, and then admin of, Soyjak.Party) would regularly attack the site with. The spam was so fast (over 100 posts per minute) that the jannies gave up. Sometimes Nukuz would ignore it, but other times he would completely shut down the fucking site for weeks on end, promising a new imageboard software called muh heckin schan would come and save the day, which people initially believed. Beyond this point is where things went downhill for Nukuz and the site that depended on him.

On the 5th of May the entire site was locked for a day, with Nukuz announcing via Telegram "WE ARE AWARE OF THE CURRENT DOWNTIME. we are going to increase the pow strength and look into argon2". He also stated that Quote "have the main servers IP though a expected exploit".<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-1881.7-1881.57</ref>

On the 6th of May... well let's just let Nukuz speak for himself: <blockquote>[[File:Kuzemail.png|thumb|the email text in full]]im going to leave this message here for right now. the current goal internally is let quote wast money while we work on schan. what im going to say in my next message is very important long and heartfelt i would like any people who agree with my cause to spread and talk about it as far as possible even if quote starts botting those sites because it truly shows where prioritys with staff and admins lie

'''<code>[BADASS PICTURE OF YURI KUZNETSOV IN MILITARY ATTIRE]</code>''' the fact of the matter is. quote and any admins do not care about the state of the site or the quality of its raiders until its used against them. quote could easily ddos sites like the jassy (any one can really there server strength is not that good) but they chose to target sites with a real threat (ie US) with the hope enough spam and ddos will take down the site and make users leave. we got past the hurdle of the site going down due to ddos easily with the pow but the botnet ips only need a few to truly take down the site. iv emailed kuz for advice on what to do about this as me and my dev are dumbfounded by how quicky he bypassed our stalling tactics and he has yet to get back to us (i will shortly share a old email kuz gave me)

this however, isn't the only issue we are having; the other is public image as quote and the janny team take cherry-picked posts and presents them as if they represent the whole site and act like we are a group of zoophiles who spam csam on the sharty. it would not surprise me if they raid them selves when we go back up and fix the botting issue for good with bmt to blame on us and smear us more. the campaign to discredit us is so bad they pretended that they ran the site then swapped to a namefag that isnt well liked to get more people to leave the site .in a normal space this would be fine as their words are not worth any weight however because the average user of the current sharty is underage they are likely to believe what ever the admins are saying

as for my last message: We will be stable again at some point. im happy that the servers are stable and im happy im burning quotes money and bandwidth on something truly meaningless. i truly wholeheartedly believe in the kolymaNET modal of business and know one day i will be able to do as much for small imageboards as kuz did. i want small imageboards to always have a mod team and a free hosting server under kolymanet<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-2141.0-2204.1</ref> </blockquote>He then released the full email that he claims was sent from the real kuz to him, where kuz says "I never considered myself to be just one kuz, I wanted others to take that name". This email, if true, basically turns kuzzes into Popes or Dalai Lamas or heckin Dread Pirate Robert. It was the cornerstone of nukuz's effort to legitimize himself, because even though he at multiple times admitted he wasn't the real kuz, he wanted to simultaneously wield the clout that comes with kuz's name and celebrity. Nukuz then uttered the spine-tingling, utterly awe-inspiring badass words of "<big>if you think thekuzzy.win will be our only project your dead wrong quote.🐺 the storm will fade and we will see the sun once again💪💯</big>". Twisted steel and sex appeal then linked to the song Crucified by Army of Lovers, and PROUDLY pinned it.<ref>https://archive.ph/Hjcmf#selection-2745.0-2855.0</ref>
[[File:Kuzcytube.png|thumb|a pic of the cytube]]
Between the 7th and 13th of May, a period of a week, the Kuzzy was completely shut down due to spam from Quote that wasn't even that bad, and all of its users were instead redirected to a Cytube channel. This began the First Cytube Age. This period of Kuzzy history is one of the least documented, but I recall watching Nikocado Avocado and Shezow (a shitty troon cartoon).

The time between the two Cytube Ages was something of a silver age for Kuzzy culture. The day it returned saw a thread with agugu as its OP (you don't need to know what agugu is it's just abdl pedocoal) get spoilered by a janny, moved to /nate/, and had users being accused of samefagging.<ref>[[:File:Jannykuzzy.png]]
</ref> As kuzzycucks would come to know later this was the first known appearance of W.T. Neutraleyes, who will become important later. You can see a thread complaining about the spoiler on this<ref>https://archive.ph/1tJjm#selection-3067.0-3067.4</ref> screenshot of the catty, and also an agugu thread here<ref>https://archive.ph/1tJjm#selection-3049.0-3049.4</ref> if you're wanting to see it.

Later that day a thread was made with a macro of the Operation Avenge Layas thread as its OP.<ref>https://archive.ph/bCTXV</ref>

After another Quote DDoS (and some shady email correspondence between nukuz and quote imo) the Kuzzy shut down and the Second Cytube Age started on the 18th of May<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250519155952/https://cytu.be/r/thekoozywin/</ref>, when thekuzzy.win began redirecting to cytu.be/r/thekoozywin.<ref>https://archive.ph/LZBio</ref> On its first day, a chinnycuck named Kakso and two other guys (shemmyNIGGER and 2527) spammed the queue with videos of BMT and cats being cooked and eaten.<ref>https://archive.ph/XNNIN</ref> W.T. Neutraleyes was there and, disliking the content personally and/or wanting to protect the reputation of the site he moderated, he began internet tough guy'ing them to stop, which, when met with chinnycuck mockery, he aryanly spammed the chatroom. <blockquote>[08:40:21] '''shemmyNIGGER:''' neutral nigger are you good chief

[08:40:43] '''kakso:''' hes doing hackerman on us right now, wait for him to deanonymize tor

[08:40:46] '''shemmyNIGGER:''' dont spam and i will suck your bbc<ref>https://archive.ph/XNNIN#selection-629.0-671.34</ref></blockquote>Oh yeah and feralteen was there, his brappings only enticed the chinnycucks to queue more 'MT for a certified feralcuck reaction. This incident resulted in "Sean Shemmy" posting about it on the Sharty Kiwifarms thread and blaming it on the kuz community as a whole. <code>'''KUZ ≠ COM, NIGGA!!🥀'''</code> Kuzzycucks no longer trusted the Cytube and so it became a dnb.

<s>The most important feature of this incident was that Nukuz never logged into Cytube to mod the channel. Beyond this point, Nukuz is gone. Nigga just fucking vanished like he's Harold Holt or something. He never responds to anyone's emails, never updates his Telegram channel, doesn't work on the Kolyma Network Revival Project, bluds's just gone and gave nobody closure.🥀I honestly respect his ability to leave everything behind. Most people can't do that.</s> As of June 14, 2025 thekuzzy.win redirects to the endchan's kuzzy<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref> meaning that nukuz is still alive, although hasn't said anything about it publicly yet.

=== Shemmy Era ===
[[File:Shemmy_kgs.png|thumb|"A toast to the good health of our websites"]]
To accomodate the homeless kuzzycuck population the Shemmy made the /kgs/ - Kuz Gay Sex board, on the 20th of May, and shut it down without explanation on the 24th. In this window of time, it reached around 8,000 posts and saw the creation of OC such as [[Mamekhan]] (purpotedly made by Neutraleyes). Mamekhan was made on the 21st as a kuzzy equivalent to Mameson, and >why he look like grilled cheese bruh 😭😭.

I have no idea why they shut down /kgs/, but maybe its PPH, which was higher than /qa/, was embarassing the shemmytroon admins. After kuzzycucks were forced to move to /qa/ and get along with the shemmytroons, a clear animosity between the two developed, with the [[Layas]] shit being emblematic of this. When /kgs/ was removed, on /qa/ someone posted a thread saying Layas just killed herself. This began [[Operatsiya REVENGE Layas]], when people spammed pictures of Layas.exe and Layas "IT'S ME" edits to haunt the board and feralteen or some shit. Someone also edited Wikipedia's Current Events portal to mourn her suicide.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250524085127/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events</ref>

<gallery>
Operatsiya_REVENGE_Layas.png|Operatsiya '''REVENGE''' Layas
</gallery>

=== Neutraleyes Era ===
{{Discord|accent=|content=W.T. Neutraleyes is connected to der 'cord.}}{{Quoting|You might find when i post him gimmicky, but i just think he as a very unmistak able, captivating face, like he was born for it, like he's something above humans.

I don't know how to describe it. He looked like a living caricature. The same thing goes for Geert wilder's, or Donald Trump. Powerful and individualistic faces.|-W.T. Neutraleyes on Leonid Brezhnev, someone he self-inserts as}}[[File:Obsessed_admin.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>I HAVE A LIASON!!! P-PICK YOUR FUCKING POISON, CHINNYFOODISTSHITS!!}}]]
<blockquote></blockquote>

Just like Nukuz before him, it was time for another unintentionally hilarious internet tough guy to rule the Kuzzy. Let that sink in.

On June 4 (exactly 2 months after Nukuz founded the Kuzzy), W.T. Neutraleyes created the /kuzzy/ board on Endchan, explaining his reason for doing so: "As in the past weeks it has become clear that both the thekuzzy.win and /kgs/ will not be returning, I have taken it upon myself to create a new home for us and our culture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-521.0-521.200</ref> The attached image which was a Mamekhan cemented him as the mascot of the Kuzzy, alongside Kyle Kuzzy as the demographic self-insert.
Immediately, he opened janitor applications. A couple hours after making the board, he linked it in a post on the Shemmy, and there was a flood of users. PPH reached 100, dwarfing the rest of Endchan's boards. A mamekhan booru thread was made, someone recreated the "i wish i was white" thread from the classic Kuzzy, and feralteen came on the site to seethe and attentionwhore. After a day, the board had upwards of 500 posts: "I really gotta hand it to WT Neutraleyes. He's the only person keeping he flame of Kuzzy culture alive. Glup is on the endchan kuzzy's mod team too,, so you know it's Kek, it's kino! as fuck.💯🔥", the 500 GET said.<ref>https://archive.ph/ASKdr#selection-1201.0-1201.195</ref> When someone pointed out the board had a higher PPH than the Shemmy, he wrote "this is market forces at work, and the total victory of kuzteen kulture".<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-2443.0-2443.71</ref>

The banners from thekuzzy.win were quickly re-added, and so was the option to post with a KolymaNET flag. I will also assume that on this day the board's rules<ref>https://archive.ph/H3q6B</ref> were made:

<blockquote>
Rules of /kuzzy/

1 : Neutraleyes neutralize neutrallies.

2 : If you want me to really see something, post it in ████████████████████
</blockquote>

Also on this day (June 4), when someone made a thread frustrated at kuz not replying to his email WT Neutraleyes assumed he was talking about him and embarased himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-649.0-1023.44</ref> >Looks like you got a bit cocky there. Lmfao!

/kuzzymeta/, the "meta board for kuzzycucks", was made on the same day as /kuzzy/.<ref>https://archive.ph/PuxY5#selection-479.0-479.10</ref>

[[File:107.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>THEYRE WATCHING US}}]]
A slowburn spine-tingling A24 moment on the Kuzzy occured on June 5 (source: the filesystem timestamps of the screencaps I took) when people running Endchan with javascript enabled checked the box that says "Enable realtime", used for showing you how many users are currently connected to the site and the board you're currently on. Instead of something reasonable, Endchan listed the number 107 as how many users were concurrently on /kuzzy/, which freaked people the fuck out because it made no sense. Paranoia set in fast, with suspicions that there was a massive internet threat agency team monitoring the board, and that they were so co-ordinated that not one of them had posted anything. Another theory was that this was Quote's botnet trying to DDoS the Kuzzy, but Endchan was on a completely different software than what his script was written for, causing the botnet to fail but still be counted. Ultimately it was probably just a glitch, but that didn't stop some OC being made of "The Enable Realtime 107".

The thread in which it happened is lost to time, but there are mentions of them in this June 8 cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils archive.<ref>https://archive.ph/8HTsF#selection-481.0-575.20</ref>

June 6 saw the creation of Kuzzypublicpublish<ref>https://archive.ph/bhs2j</ref>, a YouTube channel that serves as the Kuzzy equivalent of Shemmy's VideoArchive, SwedishWinVideoArchive, JakpartySoyVideoArchive, SoyjakBlogVideoArchive, BooruSoyVideoArchive SoyjakWikiVideoArchive, or ThatsnutsOnlineVideoArchive thereby completing one channel for each and every soysphere site no matter how minor.

An archive from June 7 shows that two more flags were added: Octavstan and Niggerhell.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250607093321/https://endchan/kuzzy/</ref> On en.everybodywiki.com, "an inclusionist online encyclopedia", user Plus Greatness made the article for The Kuzzy that you're reading now.<ref>https://en.everybodywiki.com/index.php?title=The_Kuzzy&action=history</ref> Plus Greatness would continue to work on a rough (and now out-of-date) version of this article until June 12.

On June 8, Neutraleyes announced "At today 7AM new york time, there will be several a major announcements. I strongly urge kuzzycucks to set timers, because you VILL want to be there". In an effort to make the thread badass or something he also felt the need to link to the song "Big Dawgs" by Indian rapper and singer-songwriter Hanumankind, something similar to the corny way Nukuz linked "Crucified" by Army of Lovers. The thread gained traction, and soon a hype party formed in it, who were quite excited as evidenced by the speed at which they posted. They began speculating. "waow saar are wi getting our heckin schan??"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-639.0-639.43</ref>, "like 3 more hours are left. this BETTER be a new site"<ref>https://archive.ph/kmzrS#selection-701.0-701.53</ref>,

Immediately after it was announced, people joined the Cytube.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-545.0-557.28</ref>

<blockquote>>6 people in the cytube

==GTFIH==</blockquote>

In the Cytube chat, Neutraleyes would have to fend off people queuing BMT content. Let that sink in. His threats against the chinnycucks queuing this stuff rang on empty ears because they only served to entertain them more. Among chinnycucks it became "safe to say obsessedeyes has reached gegbvll tier", with them mocking his claims of having a "liason" [sic] with Cytube staff.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF#selection-892.2-1017.55</ref> Nevertheless, some Neutraleyesists[Marge...] they're called neutralEYEBALLS bigot find such mannerisms to be likable and coming from a good place.

It was also on the 8th that the boards announcement would be changed from "==schan in TWO MORE WEEKS!== -kuz"<ref>https://archive.ph/FgCKw#selection-399.0-401.5</ref> to "https://cytu.be/kuzzyboils", which remains to this day.

I love how you can see some poor nigga begging for company in the cytube on June 9.<ref>https://archive.ph/sqqK2#selection-293.0-403.11</ref> It appears the cytube quickly became a dnb soon after it was made.

<blockquote>
[02:32:09] nigga

[02:33:08] talk with me mayne....

[02:36:40] ...

[02:37:46] im lonley..

</blockquote>

HASHTAG PACKWATCH

Coming as a genuine shock to all, '''thekuzzy.win began redirecting to ████████/kuzzy''' on June 14<ref>https://archive.ph/a6xQo</ref>, leading to speculation about Nukuz's return. Let that sink in. Even though there was no content on the domain before it started redirecting, it never expired, which rules out the possibility of someone other than Nukuz owning it. The traitor is back. Hooray! Let that sink in.

The victor of the Khanclave was promised to be announced on June 16; this never happened, even though the thread is still stickied and Neutraleyes hasn't said he cancelled it anywhere. He isn't inactive either, he posted with his trip the next day to something unrelated.

On 17 June the entire board got wiped by pictures of babushkas, and the endchan admin had to clean it up himself.<ref>https://archive.ph/g6SIW</ref> After this, Neutraleyes said "There will now be a captcha whenever 10 threads are made in an hour. This was the doing of KickTURKEYfromNATO, and he will be fucking sorry", blaming the spam on KickTURKEYfromNATO, a janny he fired.<ref>https://archive.ph/cKaQy</ref> AFAIK the fired janny hasn't made any comment about the situation and probably doesn't even browse the Kuzzy anymore.

[[File:Operatsiya_kuzzywin memoryhole.png|thumb|Не один шаг назад!]]
On 19 June, /qa/ schizo, a.k.a "eric g" promised to print out ads for the Kuzzy. After someone in a thread of his where he kept on posting his face asked "OP since you're public can you use that to make kuzzy oc?"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4443.0-4443.57</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, he replied asking what kuzzycucks would want him to do. "print out kuzzy jaks and post them IRL o algo. pics with kuzzy OC"<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-4935.0-4935.65</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619125933/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/4348.html</ref>, someone suggested, and so the idea was born. When he asked for a poster that he could print and someone posted it ([https://www.sncapedia.org/wiki/File:Kuz_logo.png it was this picture]), he replied "Alrighty then, im a man of my word. I’ll try to print a few copies of these and place them in random spots. It may take some time though, I’ll make a thread when the job is done".<ref>https://archive.ph/qIiBV#selection-5943.0-5943.178</ref>

He also talked about it on the Shemmy:<ref>https://archive.ph/P8cmd</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250619124856/https://shemmy.tv/qa/res/335319.html</ref>

<blockquote>/qa/ schizo here, i regret to inform you guys that i will be doing a kuzzy promo. i will record myself putting up advertisements around my town, and then post it on /kuzzy/. This is my petty way at getting back at the shemmy staff for not giving me a new bidenflare account and also hitting me with a 3 day ban (i posted a catbox.moe link albeit.)

Also the only reason I’ve been posting on the kuzzy is because I can’t post here with the flip phone, that is all.

You guys are still my niggas, THOUGH.</blockquote>

but decided against it after some shemmycuck coaxed him away from doing it because the poster he was planning to print out would contain a link to a site that might contain 'p if someone loads it at the wrong time. Instead, he decided to kickstart [[Operatsiya Kuzzywin]], where he promises to print out kuzzy culture (but nothing that includes links) and place it around his hometown, which will produce lots of gems if he follows through with it.

On this same day, the board reached upwards of 100 PPH like twice.<ref>https://archive.ph/fXxvo#selection-343.0-343.3</ref> We reached 5k posts but the GET was wasted. The cytube was also full of 'mt apparently.

The next day, June 20, The Kuzzy reached 135 PPH<ref>https://archive.ph/AhO0G</ref> and was pretty active the whole day. Someone comes up with saying "bvlly" when something is like a BVLL, but this probably won't catch on.

2 more people plan to join Operatsiya Kuzzywin: One has no printer, so will have to trace his jaks from his computer screen lol, his neighbors were being SLFs by drilling too loud so he's getting revenge by sticking some jaks on their door. The other kuzzycuck has a printer and says he will start printing today and jakking up real life tomorrow.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250620190122/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/5392.html</ref> The first 'jak of the Operatsiya was printed, as can be seen in [https://archive.ph/rnHMa this archived thread], causing much hype.

The Khanclave thread was unstickied. Mona (the ASCII cat) was added to the bottom right corner of the board, just like in kuz era times and on thekuzzy.win. The board-wide announcement was changed from "https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils/" to "★OPERATSIYA KUZZYWIN: БЕЗ СТРАХА И УПРЕКА! ==СЛАВА ГЕРОЯМ!== НИКТО НЕ ЗАБЫТ, НИЧТО НЕ ЗАБЫТО!★" (which translates to "OPERATION KUZZYWIN: WITHOUT FEAR AND REREACH! ==GLORY TO THE HEROES!== NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN, NOTHING IS FORGOTTEN!"). The board description was changed from "a new home for kuzzycucks" to "the schan that was promised". The board name was changed from "thekuzzy.win restored" to "The Kuzzy". While changing the CSS, it's briefly fucked up causing some butthurt.<ref>https://archive.ph/1fz4Z</ref> There's also now a counter that shows a number beside all posts in a thread, but I don't know what that'd be useful for.

Some guy started saying "brewery brewery brewery brewery" after every post which at first was pretty funny. Kuzzycucks also came up with an edit of pepe with his skin turned white and looking a bit creepy, it has no name yet but people decided it'd be used as a bait image for when you make a thread complaining about how much of a DNB the Kuzzy is, if it catches on that is. As of right now the kuzzy is 10x faster than the shemmy and makes 1000x more culture.

21 June, while fighting a Kyle Cumslut spammer, the Endchan admin Shiban accidentally deleted the pinned thread and the first thread on the board<ref>https://archive.ph/RgafM#selection-2061.0-2061.44</ref>, before apologizing.<ref>https://archive.ph/FXKbo</ref> W.T. Neutraleyes then made the new pinned thread, which says "A long time ago there was was a promise to made schan, and I can confidently say that your browsing it right now". It also plugs his accounts on Pitch and Dread, two darknet forums.<ref>https://archive.ph/xQ0HF#selection-457.0-573.16</ref>

June 22: The drawGOD who makes most of the kuz gay sex gemmies did a short Q&A where he said his fetishes are "piss large breasts machines nipple stimulation pregnancy large areolas lactation and thats it i think". <ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-1037.0-1037.101</ref> In the same thread you can also see an example of the "because my content is better" foodist spambot phrase that kuzzycucks around this point started saying ad nauseam because it's funny.<ref>https://archive.ph/dl2ul#selection-963.44-963.72</ref> Some schizo blames the recent Crosspointe Community Church shooting on the low PPH,<ref>https://archive.ph/25FD8</ref> even doe it regularly spikes to >120.

The next day, a short-lived copypasta made its rounds on the Kuzzy:

<blockquote>
the chinny is unc

the kuzzy is brainrot

the shemmy is cooked

like if you agree
</blockquote>

It was in response to this that some absolutely motherfuckingretardedGOD had the bright idea to link it to his fucking grandma on Telegram<ref>https://archive.ph/GPTGH</ref>, to the horror of everyone else: "NOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER", "KUZZYCUCKS... YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT", and "just. shut. it. down", we just some of the responses to this. Let that sink in. You can see the screenshot he posted [https://archive.ph/pM3u3 here].

For the ongoing Operatsiya Kuzzywin someone posted more pictures of a lemon with Mamekhan drawn on it. <ref>https://archive.ph/Jrnrv</ref> In an overwhelmingly shit tier thread with Aurahog (kuzzy VERY dnb.png) as its OP, someone spammed "i have phimosis" 40 times.<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0</ref> >Hilarious! Kuzzyborea man admits thrice to having a serious penis condition<ref>https://archive.ph/iqTt0#selection-1247.0-1247.75</ref>

Someone also trekked with a piece of bread, a couple tomatoes, and cheese slices into some dark fucking forest, drew kuz's face on the bread with a shitty green marker, and slapped it on the ground before taking a picture with his phone's flash on. He then posted it on the Kuzzy: "only one (1) other kuzzycuck is needed to turn the world into a kuz sandwich".<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-555.0-555.76</ref>

June 24, Kuzzycucks raided ytdraws.onrender.com, a site like Pixel Planet but it changes a YouTube video's thumbnail.<ref>https://archive.ph/KUyet</ref> The whole canvas was ruled by sharty soyteens, so it was decided that SOYJAK.ST would be replaced with THEKUZZY.WIN. It quickly became noticed by the sharty, and for many shartycacas this was their first time on the Kuzzy. You can see them panicking and freaking out at the Kuzzy, as well as discovering that the 'cado spammer who got coinslot banned and a shit ton of cado pictures hashbanned was a kuzzycuck.<ref>https://archive.ph/hbwDM</ref> Anyway, their numbers got the best of us.

After somebody advertized /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, on the Kuzzy,<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv</ref> Neutraleyes or someone typing like him was seen in the thread saying "Have more aryan on Brazil than Europe, look for the South of Brazil have literally Germany farm on all locations."<ref>https://archive.ph/32Irv#selection-767.0-767.113</ref>

On June 25 W.T. Neutraleyes posted on the pinned thread on /soybr/, a new Portuguese-language Endchan soysphere board owned by some guy named Soyjado, inviting him to use the custom CSS of /kuzzy/ and also adding that he isn't "Brapzillian" (he claims to live in international waters, the wet dream of libertarians).<ref>https://archive.ph/wIguV</ref> After Soyjado replied "ninguém lhe chamou" ("nobody asked for you"), Google Translate says Neutraleyes replied "I offered you a free service. Now you are gone and break the good will among us. Your board looks like shit and will never take off. Make a favorable to yourself: Don't sabot[age] again, ok?".<ref>https://archive.ph/yzHfq</ref> Immediately after this Neutraleyes made /BRsoy/, a competitor to /soybr/ which he advertized on /kuzzy/ and /BRchan/.<ref>https://archive.ph/eRNto</ref> He edited the BRchan sticky to add "Você é uma soyteen? Venha visitar >>>/BRsoy/.", marketing it as the soyjak version of BRchan. The animosity would only grow as Soyjado began deleting innocent Kuzzy culture posts on his board, leading to comparisons between him and Froot in terms of censorship.<ref>https://archive.ph/znJSw#selection-929.0-935.51</ref> The deletions of these posts were the catalyst for the start of the Huehuekhan War. Kuzzycucks began cattywiping /soybr/, using mostly Huehuehuekhan, the mascot of BRchan and a variant of Mamekhan. At its peak, and although spamming is one of the few things banned by Endchan, the board was filled with huehuekhans and various other kuzzy culture, however [https://archive.ph/2S3H3 this screenshot] was taken after Soyjado deleted most of it. A call-to-arms was also posted and stickied on the Kuzzy, asking Kuzzycucks to join in on the fight.

What else happened on this day? Well an aryan beast decided to post a fucking dick pic on the Kuzzy as part of Operatsiya Kuzzywin.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Cy9PT</ref> Just 2 hours after someone posted this:<ref>https://archive.ph/3fFEj</ref>

{{Thread|(197.09 KB 479x284 [[:File:pepe_gem.png|pepe_gem.png]]) [[File:Pepe_gem.png|200px]]{{greentext|>nobody posts xeir bbc here}}
let that sink in|👁️ kuzzyboil|06/25/2025 (Wed) 09:13|.|7857, №0 [X]}}

It seems this pepe demoralization thread really got under this retards skin, prompting him to expose his cock to the rest of the internet. Maybe he had some sense of honor or duty in protecting kuzzycucks from accusations that they all have TWPs with pretty little pink ribbons wrapped around them, or that every kuzzycuck i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis i have phimosis. but he posted two pictures, one in his compression shorts and the other with his erect BWC. On a sheet of paper he drew "thekuzzy.win" and kuz crying, even doe it was a le hecking awesomesauce moment in the history of the site.

Someone quickly made an edit of the dick pic being surrounded by kuzzy culture, with froot striping wrapping around the cock, Neutraleyes kneeling, Glup looking out from behind the dick, kyle kuzy blushing and aurahog. It got turned into a banner that was added to the site.

On the 26th of June, Bobody would join the Kuzzy and post an AI video of a pregnant giraffe being rescued by humans because wild animals can't give birth in the big 25<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025421/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/8175.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/BZHur</ref>

<blockquote>Pregnant Giraffe rescued! #animalrescue #giraffe #giraffelover #wildliferescue #savannah #wildlife (1920p_60fps_H264-128kbit_AAC).mp4

-the video's catchy title
</blockquote>

The video is confusing and gross, and littered with problematic dogwhistles much like gigafly. Satan xhimself ended up connecting this shit to the beloved kuzzycuck phrase "let that sink in", which can be variously translated as "womp womp", "tsmt", "desu", or "though".<ref>https://snopes.com/let-that-sink-in-the-phrase-taking-the-world-by-storm/</ref> After kuzzycucks reacted with righteous disgust, kuzzypublicpublish nonetheless ended up uploading the video, to which YouTube itself responded by auto-deleting the fucking video like it was CSAM, further promoting the alt-right conspiracy theory. Let that sink in.

[https://archive.ph/ahHJB#selection-492.2-549.31 As it turns out, mixing pregnant giraffe rescue with let that sink in is a bannable offense.]

There was also a fairly interesting kuz research/archive thread made on this day, which if you're interested in him I recommend you check out [https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025842/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/8314.html here] or [https://archive.ph/IGSqA here]. It basically centers on chat logs and drama between Kuz and Lolico, the founder of Heyuri. Kuz is seen to have a bipolar, turbulent personality. [https://youtube.com/watch?v=m2EQ8JjgN8c Kuzzypublicpublish made a video about it.]

Neutraleyes simply said "I laughed" on some esl brazillian /soybr/ thread and got some seethe<ref>https://archive.ph/m8ppK</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162044/https://endchan/soybr/res/281.html</ref>

The Kuz sandwich was finally complete on the 27th of June. In the big '25, someone took a fucking polaroid picture of a kolyma employee neutralplier from his monitor and attached it to a sandwich with (is that electrical tape?) before going to a nearby beach or something and taking a picture.<ref>https://archive.ph/oJPpM#selection-1974.3-2120.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250628025715/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/7157.html</ref> It was about time also, because Operatsiya Kuzzywin was concluded the next day.

There was more soybr drama on the 27th: someone was able to convince Soyjado to draw Huehuehuekhan, which lead to the fucking meltdown "por que você desenhou isso? por que diabos você está colaborando com o inimigo?!!!?" (translation: "Why did you draw this? Why are you collaborating with the enemy? !!!?").<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162329/https://endchan/soybr/res/268.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Q4RFv</ref> There was also a thread made on /soybr/ advertizing Kuzzy culture, whose OP got called a "bastard gringo" and was described as "tormenting us".<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250627162527/https://endchan/soybr/res/329.html</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/n2ACO</ref> Neutraleyes posted a slopjak mocking /soybr/ users to /kuzzy/'s sticky with the text "Obsessed with us on an unbelievable level" <ref>https://archive.ph/YcCDh#selection-594.1-677.42</ref> (view picture [https://ibb.co/MkHB3qT1 here]). Eventually, Soyjado began posting on various Endchan boards, notably Jorgechan, trying to build a coalition to destroy the "gringos".<ref>https://archive.ph/GrBYo</ref> He likes to self-insert as an SS officer or the psycho wojak.<ref>https://archive.ph/9rNJX</ref>

On June 28, '''Operatsiya Kuzzywin was complete!''' Eric made a thread<ref>https://archive.ph/moWKg</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702071304/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9048.html</ref> with the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2qWT9vFxuk finished video], a montage of the Operatsiya's photographs set to the theme song of GoldenEye 007. It received immediate praise, and was uploaded to Kuzzypublicpublish. Multiple kuzzycucks contributed to the project, and were proud of the fruits of their labor. In the video, they are portrayed as secret agents 'jakking up IRL with their kuzzy culture gemeralds. There are many parts I found entertaining: the guy fucking a glory hole into printed-out Kuz's mouth, froot striping beneath the text "Garbage only", and the Kuzzy sandwich.

Importantly one of the pictures printed out for the Operatsiya and included in the video was the slopjak mocking /soybr/ users, sticky-taped to a wooden pole near an intersection. Obviously such a dramatic move was bound to provoke a brazillian counterattack....

All of /soybr/ was deleted<ref>https://archive.ph/5oxnB#selection-6385.0-6415.35</ref> with no reason given just 3 hours after the video was released. At the most climactic moment, Soyjado just decided to fucking off himself and his community. This was naturally met with mockery from BOTH kuzzycucks and jorgechanners, with users describing it as Soyjado committing seppuku out of sheer shame and humiliation that a "bastard gringo" kuzzycuck printed out that slopjak and taped it to a wooden pole IRL.<ref>https://archive.ph/FAilD (URL checks out, kek)</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250702070921/https://endchan/jorgechan/res/437.html</ref>

The Endchan board reached 10,000 posts on June 30<ref>https://archive.ph/0McTR#selection-35716.0-35820.0</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184021/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9231.html</ref>, which was also Kuz's 37th birthday.<ref>https://archive.ph/5XKue</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250630184307/https://endchan/kuzzy/res/9976.html</ref>

anyway, that wraps up my daily coverage of the site's events, I'm gonna take a break now....

==== Brutal post-by-post analysis of the announcements ====
The following section is what autism and unemployment does to a man.<blockquote>{{Thread|We now have an official Cytube, '''https://cytu.be/r/kuzzyboils'''. Cytubes are a massive part of kuzzy culture. That grim time of kakso is so long behind us; let's Вперёд к победе. I encourage anyone and everyone to join the cytube and participate, however in order to prevent a repeat of what happen last time there are rules: no shock content, no animal abuse content, nor pedophilic content, shall be allowed on the cytube. As for freaks who break the rules, I do have a liason with Cytube staff. Pick your poison|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17|[Preview]|2536 [X]}}</blockquote>Firstly, he began posting the announcements at 6:17AM New York time, not 7AM. This was probably to capitalize on the monentum before it died down. "That grim time of kakso" is a weird way to phrase it, especially in an important announcement. As you will read more of later, his English is shit and he's most definitely an ESL. He doesn't grasp the deeper nuances of the English language, and so will often use corny phrases such as "Pick your poison", not understanding the complex and illogical connotations people have for their languages, which is very common and excusable among learners. His grammar is also poor, possibly suggesting sleep deprivation and implying it was nighttime for him as he wrote the announcements.

For those wondering, "Вперёд к победе" means "Forward to victory" and was a Red Army slogan in WW2 and beyond.

This announcement also features his first mention of a "liason" with Cytube, something that he sometimes mentions in the kuzzycucks cytube to scare off rule-breakers.<ref>https://archive.ph/fqdZF</ref> <s>That's aryan shemmycuck</s><blockquote>{{Thread|Negotiations are well under way for the purchase of squirral party (https://thatsnuts.online). It's a very slow, chill board, which we will colonize, and turn into a rapid, a-list part of the soysphere. The payment will not necessarily have to be financial: or so Squoot has told me. There is a "carrot and a stick" system in place for Squoot; for us kuzzycucks to own this site will be massive, but for us not to, well let's just say the nss will be re-established to defend us from the bad blood that Squoot might chose to start between our community and his small, dead site. I will do anything and everything to make sure a deal falls through, because IT'S WHAT IS BEST FOR US, THE KUZZY. I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness. In fact, just looking at its "Recent Images" section, I count two kuzzes, and one furry in the outfit of kuz. Kuzzy culture? I think so.

There are lots of things we kuzzycucks should do to secure our own site; first and foremost legitimacy. People just don't find something that has a subdomain or is part of another site to be authentic or capable. I'll end off by reiterating what I said to Squoot: "it's a matter of life or death. you want an influx of users? we have just that, but it will require some MAJOR CHANGES to your site in order to make it more welcoming to us - WE have the bargaining postion, not you."|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board Owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:17|[Preview]|2537 [X]}}</blockquote>I find it goofy that he can't spell "squirrel" right, especially considering it's in an important highlighted part of his announcement. <s>His threat to revive the NSS is a thinly-veiled way of saying "If you don't do this I will DDoS and spam your site with CP"</s> he isnt a pedo doe. Saying "I will do anything and everything" seems to reinforce this. Notice how Neutraleyes simultaneously praised ("I admire thatsnuts.online; a place of hospitality and comfiness") and threatened Squirrel Party; the "carrot" and the "stick". In this announcement particularly he gives off China's Final Warning vibes, but it remains to be seem if it's actually gonna be a bluff.

In the second paragraph he says a trvth nvke and leaks an excerpt of his correspondence with Squoot.<blockquote>{{Thread|Nukuz is gone and will never come back. The Kolyma Revival Project's website will rot until its 1- or 2-year plan with the domain registrar expires. I have tried to contact him again and again and again, even for a farewell q&a, but it appears he has made up his mind. Nukuz was a legend; he founded an imageboard that in like 5 days skyrocketed to many times the current posts we have on this board. He might have lost access to his password manager, and so his entire online life was destroyed, but that is my guess. Nukuz, if you are reading this, could you send me an email, and we will figure out something for the community? thekuzzy.win domain name, etc|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:18|[Preview]|2538 [X]}}</blockquote>Neutraleyes was reiterating community consensus here. Nobody expected or expects Nukuz to return. But with an authority figure's assertion of him NEVER returning and his complete inactivity even when contacted by his successor, I can't help but think he was subtly urging kuzzycucks to see him as a traitor. This makes sense because the less praise Nukuz gets, the easier it would be for Neutraleyes to become more popular than him. And I don't really have much of a problem with this, because Nukuz really is a traitor who never bothered to put in the least amount of effort to transfer the site to someone. He probably powertripped about '''both''' starting '''and''' killing the Kuzzy, and assuming he's still around but just ghosting everyone, he probably refuses to even privately email Neutraleyes out of the resentment that a guy who was supposed to be a low-ranking nobody decided to revive "his" community and "usurp" him.

We don't know about the relationship between Nukuz and Neutraleyes while the former was still active, but, despite what I said in the previous paragraph, the latter seems to feel reminiscent and to want him back (implying his opinion is complex with both negative and positive feelings). Neutraleyes's comment on losing access to a password manager feels like copium or something because he might not believe his predecessor was capable of just fucking off abruptly like that.

When he mentions "mispelling" the picrel, he's referring to the image he attached to it, which was Nukuz smiling and his thumbs up, a love heart behind him, and the text "WE MUSS YOU"
{{Thread|The whole staff team has been let go. That includes KickTURKEYfromNATO. He was a troublemaker and degen, whom I never got along with. He sent me fetish art of giantesses and asked me to trade. As I said in the email, i only didn't let him go earlier because I was afraid it would affect the PPH. Well we don't have to worry about that anymore. In the meantime, I'm looking into hiring someone. I had a nice email exchange with a certain guy from [https://endchan.org/tech/ >>>/tech/].|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:19|[Preview]|2539 [X]}}<blockquote></blockquote>This was a very retarded and brash decision in my opinion, and I let my opinion known at the time. I was proven right based on how often there's nasty shit on the Kuzzy for hours now. (circa June 12).

The giantess thing sounds like an excuse to me, because nobody, absolutely NOBODY, sends stuff like that to their boss out of the blue. It implies they privately discussed giantess and macrophilia together '''(OH NO NO!!!)'''. KickTURKEYfromNATO was a known pedo who queued videos of little girls on the Cytube during the first or second Cytube Age (I don't remember which), so I speculate what actually happened was some days prior Neutraleyes read a post talking about what KickTURKEYfromNATO queued, and decided to let go of him because of that, NOT because of giantess gemmies.

When he describes KickTURKEYfromNATO as a troublemaker, this is a trvke because he once tried to be the Kuzzy's heckin Captain Coal and have Kemono Friends troonslop brim take over the site, to which nobody gave a fuck. He then tried to delete all his posts before Neutraleyes woke up but failed

{{Thread|There is someone in the kuzzy community I would like to shout out; kuzzypublicpublish, who runs a great YouTube channel for our culture. I'm shouting him out as a clarion call: those industrious kuzzycucks that want to create institutions for the community, please do so

It will be incredibly appreciated. I have an anxiety our culture will die; this is why I created this endchan board - because when we post with shemmy users, we mold together, we become as one, and lose our unique identity. LOOK AT HOW FAST THIS THREAD GOT, PLEASE HELP THE KUZZY LIVE ON, AND WE ARE FAR FROM OVER

I hope people forgive me for what they might think of me. That I'm a rulecuck or something. I am far more complex than that, and have FUNDAMENTALLY our best interest at heart|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20|[Preview]|2540 [X]}}{{Thread|drum roll...|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:20|[Preview]|2541 [X]}}{{Thread|We all remember the email from kuz to nukuz. If you don't, I have attached it picrel. This email was truly momentous; it established "kuz" as a title, something that will be passed on through the years. Kuz is a legend, will certainly always be a legend, and will be remembered for years to come. He just achieved what people never did. He is the most famous person in the soysphere by far. Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov, whether you like it or not, dwarfs people like Quote. And we, the kuzzycucks, are the stewards of his legacy. I will always remember yuri kuznetsov till the day I die, and im sure you will too.

Let's cut to the point

The position of "kuz", as defined in the email, is currently vacant. There is as i have mentioned before no reason to expect nukuz will return; and consequently the chair is vacant. I will not selfishly, greedily seize the position for myself, but it must be democratically elected. I feel like we, kuzzycucks, should hold a KHANclave to decide who shall take the position of kuz. And so plans are under way for just that; stay tuned

As for the removal of a kuz, it can be decided in two ways: one, the kuz announces resignment. The other way is if he disappears, doesn't do any activity for a significant period of time. this is the online world's equivalent of death, so therefore it removes you as kuz, so another person can assume it

tl;dr KHANclave incoming...|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22|[Preview]|2542 [X]}}{{Thread|And yes we have plans for our own dedicated site.|W.T. Neutraleyes {{Bantext|Board owner ★}}|06/08/2025 (Sun) 10:22|[Preview]|2543 [X]}}<blockquote></blockquote>

=== Second NuKuz Era ===
On July 19th Nukuz would break his radio silence on telegram, issuing a apology (https://pastebin.com/k73i8uQZ) and on July 20th he would make a thread on enchan's /kuzzy/ board (https://archive.ph/8tx8j) and then on july 22 he would bring back thekuzzy with a new captcha system that same day quote would try to bot it but failed, with this the smuta era of thekuzzy would end bringing back order and on july 27 he would open https://kolymanews.org/. The site has been offline since September 2, it turns out in the Telegram that Nukuz had gotten tired of running the site and recommending users to move the Chinny <ref> https://archive.ph/XEsYN#selection-7700.0-7700.1 </ref> which can also help because the site redirects to Chinny.

TheKuzzy's sister site, [https://seinenchan.org Seinechan], is still up as of September 4th, 2025. All other Kuzzy sites such as the Booru have been unplugged.
=== 10001Chan Era ===
With the site being down, a user who was running a personal project noticed it being down and opened a bunker for kuzzyboils here <s>https://board.10001mb.com/kuz/</s>←Dead Link. Though it appears many of them have started moving to the 'cuck. <ref> https://ghostarchive.org/archive/sMDRg?wr=true https://archive.fo/OKMG3 </ref> <ref> https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ZEyBh https://archive.fo/GYjBT https://web.archive.org/web/20251024201558/https://board.10001mb.com/kuz/post.php?id=408&&i=1 </ref> A couple of things would be made in the 10001chan era for the community such as a Steam group <ref> The Steam group itself: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/njozP, https://archive.ph/UWl9N The thread: https://archive.ph/qFpmA https://ghostarchive.org/archive/E3PeM </ref>

On October 30 10001Chan would go down, along with the bunker,<ref>https://archive.is/MJdRr</ref> leading to (most likely) the Kuzzy's death. That is, until..
=== Endchan Era ===
[[File:Kuzist Revolutionary Nuclei ANF.png|thumb|279x279px|Kuzist Revolutionary Nuclei logo.]]
Seemingly in early 2026, they would grief the sharty's Pixel Planet mural once again<ref>https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-799,-669,11</ref>. The board seems to be slightly more active as well, however they have the same exact unfunny humor as [[Chinny|chinnycucks]], the reason why however it's because initially no one wanted to use Coswork shemmy endchan bunker so many shemmycucks moved in there as well.
In January of 2026 the board would get a new owner named Rosirbae or Yagubibi, he seems to be a very /calm/ admin that doesn't plan to change that much about the current state of the kuzzy.

In february of 2026 the kuzzy will began creating a kuzist clandestine group similar to the ANF (Anti-Nusoicacaist Front) the motivations is that they need to expand their influence elsewhere with the objective to always remain somewhere, however many kuzzyboils are not motivated since they think they don't have the manpower for this to be succesful or just simply seeing it as some schizo LARP.
In april of 2026 a massive schizo thread is created, based on a 'toss of the Polish lithuanian commonwealth they began creating a image collage explaining the current state of the nusharty, how it's a devasted imageboard filled with slaves to janitors that don't revolve against their jannies and allow forced tranny memes to be put into them and that they don't allow to ban evade or raid peacefully.
[[File:Sharty genetics kuzzy schizo collage.png|thumb]]
Which some of these are unfortunaly true.
=== Third NuKuz Era? ===
{{Ongoing}}
On the 21st of June 2026, the original domain was brought back with a blank page displaying the text "'''SQQN'''". 
Later on the 24th of June 2026, the site officially went up.
== Notable users ==
[[File:Kuzzynamegods.png|thumb|the faces of kuzzy circa 20 may 2025]]
[[File:Planeseat memoryhole.png|thumb|You are stuck on a 20 hour flight with them. Where do you sit?]]
Throughout its history the Kuzzy has generated a friggin' colorful and crazy heckin cast of characters, both real and fictional.

* Lawful Good: That's nukuz/scarter, he is an edit of the original kuzjak but with black and yellow color scheme with "No.2" on his lapels. He wears Neutraleyes glasses both to distinguish him from kuz and because it's a trend in the 'jakking culture of the Kuzzy.

* Social Good: LeBron James, who is known to slam dunk mamesons, cats, you name it, into a blender
* Neutral Good: The "two developers"
* Rebel Good: Glup was a guy who posted long wordswordswords threads talking about how he was about to destroy Quote with his hacking skills and finally save the Kuzzy. He always self inserted as an a50 square-jawed aryan holding a gem. Glup is universally admired, the heckin Mario to Quote's Bowser.
* Chaotic Good: Spammed endlessly, froot striping is a shitty trace of an autistic child's colored pencil drawing of Baldi stripping. It gained popularity after Neutraleyes tried to ban it for being "brimmy art style" and "nobody cares, a good drawing doesnt need a caption to explain it"<ref>https://archive.ph/iWOgU#selection-1233.0-1237.64</ref>
* Lawful Moral: A 'jak of Layas, the 15-year-old shemmy artfag who got groomed by Feralteen and killed herself a week after being avenged by kuzzygods. Certain to make feralpedo leak.
* Social Moral: Yuri Kuznetsov, proprietor of the Kolyma Network, KHAN of a thousand realms
* Neutral Moral: That's Dead Mexican Adult.
* Rebel Moral: I don't know mayne
* Chaotic Moral: SNCAcord, a very apathetic heckin optimistic nihilist who would spam a picture of an unamused neutralplier on every thread. Could be an alter ego of Neutraleyes because that's the exact same jak he would post, except just not with everything except the eye region cropped. (MEDS)
* Lawful Neutral: W.T. Neutraleyes, current owner of the Kuzzy, and former janny. He's placed in Lawful Neutral not because he's neutral, but because he can swing either into Lawful Good or Lawful Evil, so it cancels out. Notice how all 3 namechads of the first column wear neutraleyes glasses.
* Social Neutral: Mameson demoralizer. Spammed mamesons on the kuzzy.<ref>https://archive.ph/sCngs</ref> I haven't seen him in a while.
* True Neutral: Shemmy J is a Nigerian hip-hop singer-songwriter who rose to prominence with his name and his hit song, Bird Boss. He's placed in True Neutral because he has no involvement in or awareness of the terminally online shit around him.
* Rebel Neutral: Kyle Kuzzy, the self-insert character for kuzzycucks. It's a custom for soysphere imageboards to create their own mascot in the style of Nate Higgers, for example Jake Stigaboos for the Jarty or Sean Shemmy. I just found it interesting that the nomenclature for "Kyle Kuzzy" is modelled on "Sean Shemmy" instead of a first name and slur surname. It shows how the Kuzzy is an offshoot of the Shemmy, even if they have very different cultures.
* Chaotic Neutral: Kakso got his own slopjak but nobody uses it because nobody cares about him LMFAOOOO!!
* Lawful Impure: Anton Maximov, kuz's personal manager. He's here because even though he isn't a big part of Kuzzy culture he was a major part of KolymaNET and he made shartycucks leak. Notice how he's beside Neutraleyes, for some reason people like pairing the two.
* Social Impure: Catblender. Kind of redundant because there's already LeBron James
* Neutral Impure: Vadim is a current co-admin of the Shemmy, alongside Poly. He's an Estonian really obsessed with Russia and kuz. He's made lots of kuz OC over the years, and was mentioned in a manifesto as "Estoniabro".
* Rebel Impure: Quote, the current admin of the sharty, is known to be incredibly leaky and DDoS imageboards she sees as competition, as well as do psyops on the sharty population to convince them alternative soysphere sites are evil and dangerous. For this reason she's among the lowest of the low. Quote is a pooner with he/him pronouns.
* Chaotic Impure: Octavbaby was originally some bullshit namefag boogeyman you would accuse someone of being in order to confuse them. However now his law has expanded, he is an anarchist AI who was originally meant to be libertarian but got trained on too much Vaush and so became left wing. He's the President of the Free Territory of Octavstan, and features on its flag. He was made by pedophile and white supremacist Nathan Larson in order to be his successor, and succeeded him when Larson was arrested at an airport for trying to fly an underage female soyteen from the Sharty to Catblendrograd, the capitol of Octavstan.
* Lawful Evil: You don't know who Marco Cucinelli is?
* Social Evil: Feralteen/weepel/feralpedo/weepedo/feralcuck/feralshit/cobsonadult, a long-time Shemmy namefag who spams "LUL RANDUHM!!" gifs and pictures. He loves rotating objects, Hatsune Miku, bananas, fish, Neil Cicierega, and cytube. Kuzzycucks dislike him and caused him to pretend to kill himself, before he came crawling back after the lack of attention got to him.
* Neutral Evil: A Chinnycuck is a user of the defunct website Chinny. Chinnycucks are foodist pedos who stop just short of posting 'p.
* Rebel Evil: '''<big><s>###################### ####################### ##### ##################################</s></big>'''
* Chaotic Evil: Bobody, just like Octavbaby, started out as a meme boogeyman, except instead of throwing shit and brapping he wears a badge that says "0 DAYS WITHOUT RAPING CHILDREN AWARD". He is the worst of the worst, the most hated user of the Kuzzy, the Kuzzy's equivalent to Admin 6. Bobody believes in "total everybody else death", and has aligned himself with Octavstan and the Norulescuck Internationale to team up against Kuz.

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